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[hanniesthoughts]

i’d like to think if i ever had a stalker he’d follow me on tumblr you know and then we would start kinda talking and he would save all the photos and videos that i post have a cute little folder on his phone~ then one day he decides he wants to hear me whine in real life and cum on my tongue for real not just to a picture, so he somehow finds me and doesn’t come into the house yet but watch in from afar….

till one night when i go out with friends that’s when he sneaks in, he wonders around going into my bathroom getting my dirty panties and pockets them, doing swathes of my makeup and licking them off, he lays down in my bed huffing my scent hips buck into the air his hand slips into his pants before…

he hears my front door unlock and me drunkenly stumble though my house he quickly rushes to hide in my closet, he stands watching me take off my clothes and get into bed, he stays just look for inside my closet waiting for me to sleep till he hears me whine and moaning i’m sprawled out on the bed touching myself drunk heavy body shaking with desperation….he watches intently as his hands drift down to his aching cock he stuff my panties in his mouth so i don’t hear him moan.

he waits till i fall asleep before walking over to bed, his fingers gently brush over my lips slowly pushing them into my mouth, he takes a photo then he moves down groping my boytits hard enough to leave marks, he takes another photo then he places the camera down as both his hands make their way to my thighs squishing them jiggling them in his hands till he moves up to my inner thigh he spreads my cunt with his fingers before taking another photo….

i start to squirm in my sleep he backs away and kisses my cheek and leaves….

[monstermonger]

~3 months traveling in my wife’s home-country -> 100 journal pages

[roseworth]

i think theres this idea in the general public that the "best" fanfic gets turned into real books like 50 shades of grey. but the truth is that the best fanfic can never be published as an actual book because its intricately woven into the canon material so its inseparable even if you change the names

[icewindandboringhorror]

(also feel free in the tags to clarify Why you made the choice you made!! :0c)

[howtomakeyousee]

[unsung-idiot]

don't show him modern technology; it won't end well

bonus under the cut:

[silverjirachi]

it should be illegal for a company to be able to brick any console that you legally own I am so serious about this

[eligrayboi]

Sweet cuddles and deep talks after nasty, disrespectful sex.

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[egophiliac]

missed the mark by (looks at calendar) uhhh. hm. but I really wanted to do something for the 5th anniversary! happy five years to these idiots 🎉

[fagtainsparklez]

the thing is people often talk about how minecraft steve is the most whitewashed character since jesus christ but never does anyone discuss how they’re perhaps the most misgendered character ever

steve (alongside all the other default skins, for that matter) are referred to with they/them and with gender-neutral language by the developers!

[starredforlife]

hello for those planning on voting for kamala harris. could y’all start emailing or calling her specifically to pressure her to stop the genocide. even if you’re a decided voter, mention you are undecided and that this is the issue you would flip on. here I’ll leave a link where you can email

[well-wisher31]

[fiftyshadesof420]

[marklikely]

how it feels to use the word diegetic