#this draft is from january

[evilscientist3]

Me online after someone tells me a story: thags crazy lol

The beautiful androgynous twinks talking to me: i think u misspelt that lol

My neolithic roommate: thag going to hit you with rock

[chaos--mode]

❝ what did you just call me? ❞

instigation starters x (open to mutuals)

lizzy tries not to laugh out loud. it's a reflex, really; disbelief, frustration, a whole heaping wad of 'are you fucking serious??' rattling around their head. they don't do a great job. they cover their mouth with the back of their hand, try to fake a cough to hide the scratchy cackle they don't quite manage to stifle.

"i called you," she starts, nonchalant look gracing her features (as if she doesn't care, couldn't be bothered, is bored), "a stuck-up, bratty, entitled little hypocrite." the adjectives are new, her own little addition to sprinkle some extra 'oomph' on top of her insult.

so what if lizzy is being a bit mean now?? eddie's being mean. and she's right.

she is right, damnit. isn't she??

[kiwiwisdeathday]

somewhat of a dumb idea I had a year ago but what if instead of skywings living in boring ass mountains they lived in plateaus so they can actually kind of blend in and not stick out with their bright red n orange scales

[mausolealdrift]

yeah sorry we played black metal around your boyfriend and hes a slut now. yeah he’s wearing crop tops and leather and makeup now. sorry yeah hes stuck like that now. Sorry

[noah-price]

I don't even have time to tell you how wrong you are. Actually, it's going to bug me if I don't.

BEN WYATT IN PARKS AND RECREATION (2009 - 2015)

[learnelle]

missing my cat and my books 📚

[femmeconomics]

see. on one hand it’s “mean women are SHOVING men into the sweet and comforting arms of alt right misogyny” and on the other hand it’s “men are innocent victims of patriarchy which violently forces men to forgo all emotion or pleasure”. and we can’t have both of these. either it’s a tempting comfort and you’re driven to it later in life, or you’re a poor little baby who’s been doing it unwittingly forever because you’re so traumatized

[pearlynia]

"James isn't gay! you can't ship James and Regulus-"

Watch me <33

[yakny]

who are you to change this world? silly boy! no one needs to hear your words, let it go.

[why-the-heck-not]

[tethered-heartstrings]

Hannibal took “be gay, do crime” to heart and sprinted with it

[theloyalpin]

dec. 01 2016, 진리에게 (2023)

[house-of-cards-and-crime]

i've been thinking about different insults that i think c!quackity would use on c!revivebur (generally as a form of affection, but maybe not), here are some of my favourites:

you smell like if someone set a corpse on fire

dude, you look like if they let corpses chain smoke

how do you smell like someone tried to wrestle a corpse and somehow lost?

you smell like fireworks that were stored in a morgue

are you aware that they make soap that's not made of gunpowder?

you look like someone that would call just salt 'seasoning'

and yes, i think revivebur would somehow take all of these as compliments, regardless of the tone they were said in

[willowser]

the idea of ua teacher bakugou honestly makes me so sad, because you have to consider the possibility of him not making it to the end as a hero which !! is heart-breaking !!

but at the same time — there is something really cathartic i think about him growing up and growing out of measuring his worth by being number one, by being the best. and i like to think of him as a grumpy professor !! a bit like aizawa !! or him keeping a close eye on the shy, quiet students, watching out for them and always there to bully them (affectionate) along their path . or for him to be an all might to someone, a young kid that looked up to dynamight in his hay-day, now getting to follow directly under his lead.

[meowunmeow]

does this mean they scissor

[tiktaalic]

Jensen ackles is like a tumblr user to me. Explain. When he likes a character I like incorrectly I tell him to kill himself