#this guy obliterated him

[pasteld0ll6]

im watching knives out for the first time and why did nobody tell me how silly this guy is????

HE IS SUCH A GOOFY GOOBER I LOVE HIM SO MUCH I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO BE THIS SILLY

[wam-my]

Damn Mr. Bonzo I didn't know you were freaky like that

[supermantv]

the way childe was so excited!!! to see lumine and never expected to run into her in fontaine and therefore was so eager to speak with her that he chose the most inopportune time to try and catch up with her about what he's been up to and his family i can't do this i love him

[lovebotomy]

reading bbc merlin porn: the psychoanalysis of how this character would react in this situation is shallow at best inaccurate at worst the horrors aren't acknowledged enough the sense of impending doom isn't present ➡️ did not get off 👎

[ethanharmonia]

VOLO MY BELOVED RRHAHHRHHAHRHHAHEHHRHHRHRHRHHHH🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️💥💥💥💥

FINALLY MADE HIS REFERENCE SHEET BECAUSE MY BRAIN WOULDNT STOP MAKING FAKE SCENARIOS ABOUT HIM BEING EPIC RRRAHHHHH LEAVE ME ALONEEEE (giving info later cuz its late at night and im so tired, tumblr do not explode me again pls spare me)

DRAWING THAT ARCEUS HAIR OF HIS MADE ME FALL ON THE FLOOR AND COLLAPSE CUZ I STRUGGLED SO HARD TO DO IT RRAH I HATE HIM BUT I LOVE HIM HE IS MY WIFE

Some other versions cuz i felt like it huehueh

And some doodlers of him (the one on the top were supposed to be the first thing i made before making the references hhhhhh

(hold up i needa do smth imma give explanation later wait)

(listening to Fantasize by ariana grande made me extra gay for this man help me)

[retr0scum]

Dove Pharma

[lord-shitbox]

anyone else suffering from the same particular kind of brainrot. yes this is the result of exactly one kabru-centric episode

[c-kiddo]

and i thought james somerton just made annoying and mostly very boring stilted videos with questionable takes sometimes

[almostsweetangel]

the reason why dhmis tv feels 'less scary' to most people than the webseries is because the stoplight trio are now aware of the pattern and are more or less resigned to it (minus the occasinal breakdown) and the teachers are way less powerful than the OG teachers.

in the original series, the trio only begin to expect a teacher showing up by episode four (in fact, harry deliberately seeks one out - turning to gilbert when they need to know what the biggest thing in the world is, only to be hijacked by colin), and in that same episode, his self-awareness is rewarded by the narrative with forcible removal from the house.

the original series is a theatre of helplessness, control, and punishment. the trio remember everything that's happened to them but are unable to stop it, and get put through agonizing lessons by teachers that warp reality around them and antagonize them when they toe out of line. when they become self-aware, they're immediately punished by the show (harry getting kicked out into the real world, robin getting canned and cannibalized), and the surviving members have to keep going despite it.

in the new series, their memories are spotty but they're resigned to the teachers showing up. they expect them to the point where it's routine. AND their teachers aren't as untouchable as the old ones, and the trio can toe out of line. the briefcase leaves halfway through the lesson, the coffin gets absolutely blasted to pieces by a shovel, the family gets eaten by roy, warren gets the living shit roasted out of him before getting speared, the train dies midway through before his corpse gets used as a car, and the meter gets her batteries stolen. the trio still are helpless regarding their situation with the house and the loop, but they're nowhere near as under the mercy of the teachers as they used to be.

[orion4ever]

Based off Baxter OG concept Here!

[legendoftherisingtide]

GUYS THE GAY PERSON CALLED SOMEONE A FAGGOT!! EXPLODE HIM ON SIGHT!!

[beafties]

food....water......wakfu au where nox is snapped out of the eliacube's control and joins the main crew and gets to heal/have a family again.........

[eff-plays]

So now that I've figured out why Hira might go for Astarion ... I am now struggling to figure out why Astarion would go for them in the long run. Like, because he's barely his own person at this point, what are his preferences? Ya know? Beyond how they treat him, beyond the obvious, what about them is it that he likes? Ya know? "You were kind and patient and trusted me" is all well and good but that's still 1) related to him and 2) doesn't quite tap into the sense that he also wants them for himself for other reasons aside from wanting more of what they're doing for him. Ya know? Ya fucking know?

[lord-squiggletits]

I like Megatron but I also want to beat the shit out of him and hurt his feelings and generally make his life hell

[whumpshaped]

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[vinnianlovesdinosaurs]

House of the Dragon Hot Take #3

It will never not piss me off how so many people just choose to ignore that Rhaenyra is also a victim along with Alicent. Daemon lured her into a brothel, started kissing her and touching her, and then proceeded to leave her there. He then proceeded to tell her father that they had sex when they didn't and tried to blatantly gaslight Viserys into marrying her to him. He then killed his first wife so they could be together, only to end up marrying his other niece/cousin and neglecting and practically abusing her too. And then when Rhaenyra and him were finally married he was yet again manipulating her and trying to get her to start a war. He then commits literal Domestic Violence. This fandom is severely blind-sided on multiple accounts and it's a little irritating, but mostly concerning. Like I see so many people associating being anti-Viserys and Daemon as also being anti-rhaenyra. Like, in no way is that the same concept. I get that Rhaenyra can be irritating and has made some pretty fucking stupid decisions, but she's a victim too. You can't be "Feminist Icons" who see both sides if you ignore one girls victim-hood to acknowledge the others.