#this happens ON A DAILY BASIS

[desos-records]

good afternoon and a pleasant what the fuck to the visitors of the historic victorian house I work at who see the big gold ring in the ceiling of one bedroom and immediately think sex swing there's never a dull moment with y'all

[keter-class-anomaly]

Yo what the heck is happening in your inbox /lh

oh this is normal. this is normal for me and my blog.

we have lore and characters 😭

it's very silly,

sorry if it's annoying

[templepriest-motherfucker]

The guilt is eating me alive I say after eating 1tbsp of peanut butter

[gamelpar]

omega, who has never seen or touched dirt before in her life: omg i love dirt its amazing!!

hunter, regular dirt sniffer:

he's still figuring that kid out

[image credit @ct99r2d2 on twitter]

[onceuponakaylor]

NO PART OF OPPOSING THIS SHOULD BE REMOTELY CONTROVERSIAL!!!!!!!!

[leggyre]

dinner

[midnightmah07]

MERMAID X PIRATE AU EVERYONE🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

I gotta say I'm really proud of Daisy's design HOWEVER I am still unsure about the color of the blue fabric that covers her back and a good part of her front, idk if I'll keep it in the future or nah, but for now it's what I have lol

[callilemon]

This tiktok meme has been living rent-free in my head since I saw it. so, ofc I had to draw them 😭😂 (the fact I have like 10 more frames of this lmaooo)

[soracities]

honestly i think the reason so much of forced makeup/beauty culture absolutely does not work w me is not because i have some kind of unshakeable confidence in myself (i absolutely do not lol) but because no ad campaign on earth (nor any amount of shaming for that matter) will ever be able to match the sheer brutality of my stubborness & RESENTMENT at anyone & anything trying to make me do something i absolutely Do Not Want To Do.

[thetopichot]

My roman empire is the fact that Auron legit KILLED Derek by fucking BEATING the absolute SHIT outta him then straight NAILED THAT MOFO ON THE DESK & then straight up went on a date afterwards & had the most heartwarming moment ever with Rook. I know that's not much, but I think about that shit at LEAST once a month.

[daily-smol-silm]

Day #58 - Flapper Dress

I... really wanted to draw one of these things lol. Here's Findaráto modeling :D

[zsbrainrot]

May I offer you some Domestic Kazurei in this trying time?

[sasukebabygirl]

i can hear their collective sigh through the screen

here as well

[mlembug]

trans girls should be financially compensated for interacting with 4chan-using trans girls

I also wish all 4chan-using trans girls a merry don't

[communistkenobi]

more and more I’ve been wanting to go by they/them but I don’t want to give cis people the wrong idea that I’m not actually a man because I know they would not fucking behave

[theredcuyo]

So, like i said before, i married Elliot in My second playtrhu

And this funny thing happened were our kid was born while he wasn't at the farm

You see, he asked around sometime in summer for a child and i was just like yeah sure, kids are fucking useless not a problem or anything and it's not like the game reflects on it (even if i'm a girl) so why not

I kinda forgot about it except for his few reminders, and then we got to his birthday, i took a bottle of ink out of a chest to give him and when i went out the cutscene for his 14 heart event started

And he says he'll go for like a week or something?, and i'm like sure it's fine i missed him so mUCH

And i thought, oh well, the kid thing will take longer i guess or something, because that counts as a event, right?, and Elliot's event doesn't happen if in the next days there's a another one

But then i woke up to fall 8 with the message that farmer had given birth during the night to a baby girl

And i laughed so hard my stomach still kinda hurts

Because this man, the guy who forever lives in his honeymoon face, the guy who sent letters every day for a week away from his partner, You know, the same guy who wrote his whole book mostly because the person he had a crush on, just missed his daughter's birth (who, btw, i named Ophelia, just cause i think it fits him)

Basically, he went on a short trip and his wife had their kid

Alone

In the middle of the night

LMAO

In my personal canon, Ophelia is a premature baby and it's likely at fault because i went to the mines for stuff i needed for an oil maker just the day before (And Elliot wouldn't have left if he knew she was soon to be born)

Also, now add that in his letters he says this things:

"P.S. I hope you had a peaceful night, and weren't too scared all alone in that big house!"

"I'm sure your time has been much more exciting! I can't wait to return and see what progress has been made."

"Just don't stay out too late in the mines, my love. It's dangerous in there! If you must go... bring plenty of food."

He probably cried himself to despair when a still sleepy farmer pointed upstairs after welcoming him and he just saw a baby and realized what happened