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Beel pls 🥺

The people have spoken. Gonna work on Beel smut later 👀

For a teaser, it's car sex ❤️

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✩࿐TRACK 02: ONOFFONOFF. eijirou kirishima (2K)

about. by day, kirishima fights crime to keep everyone he loves safe. by night, you’re fighting to keep your relationship alive, even while everything else is crumbling to pieces.

warnings. minors, ageless and ageless blogs do not interact! suggestive, angst, hurt-comfort, hopeful/open ending, toxic relationships, dry humping, civillain + fem!reader, pro hero!kirishima.

things to note. happy saturday homies, i hope you enjoy this second instalment !! i adore writing angst pieces so it was nice to go back to that, enjoy mwah ! <3 - masterlist / series masterlist / playlist ✩

how could anyone ever hate eijirou kirishima. 

by day, he’s everybody’s favourite pro hero. though number five on the ranks, red riot has a comforting charm that dazzles the public. fear dissipates almost instantly whenever he was on the scene, as if there was never anything to be afraid of in the first place. he is calm while he works, caring. holding crying babies to his plush chest as he breaks through burning buildings, pulling dazed strangers out of the way of speeding cars, taking out criminals with brute force and bright banter. 

he’s wonderful with kids as well, which by extension, makes kirishima popular with the parents — often using their starry eyed little ones for a chance to get close to the bulky hero. of course, your boyfriend doesn’t realise. he doesn’t take note of the lingering touches during touching family photos with him, numbers slipped into his hero costume or how people lean against kirishima desperate for a messy signature to be scrawled across inappropriate parts of their bodies. 

eijirou is too nice to say no, to set boundaries. he’s warm and friendly — the perfect aura of sunshine. in some ways, you can understand the way the world almost revolves around him. why all the people and their planets make him the centre of the universe. after all, it’s part of the reason you ended up dating him. 

but the press adore him too, they really do. their beloved red riot is always willing to stop for interviews even when he’s busted and beaten, they love the way he leans down (all 6’5 of him) to hear the reporters better. they eat up the way he blushes and bumbles humbly whenever he’s asked about the status of his relationship. to which he answers “i wouldn’t say there’s anyone in particular that’s in the picture right now…” while sheepishly rubbing the back of his neck, accidentally showing off his bulging muscles and firm chest. 

how could you ever hate eijirou kirishima. 

by night, he’s supposed to be yours and only yours. but you can smell floral perfumes on his collarbones from fans that get too close and you can feel the distance grow between you like an invisible barrier.

you hate that kirishima lies about your relationship to the public just as a ‘precaution’ when it’s clearly a ploy from eijirou’s marketing team to keep him the lovable, single, himbo hero. you hate that it makes you want to push him away. 

it’s not just you and him in this partnership. it’s you, eijirou and the whole world that eagerly watches his every move — and it’s starting to make you feel like a third wheel, like less of a priority, like more of an accessory.

you don’t know when loving eijirou kirishima becomes difficult and starts to feel like a chore — in your mind, you’re under appreciated. he comes home from work, sleeps, and leaves before the sun rises without giving you an ounce of attention (aside from the money dropped into your bank account as an apology). the dates that you plan become less frequent too, or when they do happen, kirishima leaves halfway through with a lopsided sorrowful grin. 

“the world isn’t gonna save itself, yanno. someone’s got to be on the scene.”

you fill the void in your heart with your work, spending time with friends who don’t offer the same comfort as your long-term partner and lazing about the house. but being alone gives you the space to begin resenting kirishima, giving into the toxic comparisons of your relationship against that of others — todoroki and his girlfriend are getting married soon, why aren’t you and eiji?

it’s not like you haven’t brought this up before, over quiet dinners interjected with snide remarks — it only ever leads to screaming matches that end with your throat raw and kirishima slamming doors so loud that the house shakes. but brought back together by the toxic cycle of love, you end up back in his bed and he ends up back inside you — taking root in your ribcage right where your heart lies, the thorns on his roses piercing the beating muscle. 

you cough up perfumed petals like you would blood, kirishima leaving fatal wounds on the inside  of your chest cavity. 

it doesn’t stop the way you so brokenly make love, tearing one another apart and piecing you back together like patchwork. 

“careful.” your boyfriend mumbles through swollen lips as they press against your own. he lets your tongue slide into his hot mouth, your noses pressed up against each other — breath ragged. 

your hands reach for eijirou’s shirt to tear through it. each of your movements are calculated to replace what traces from others linger on him. you pull, bite and scratch at golden skin that is already littered with scars from his battles. those where he protected the country he loved, the people who loved him. “slowly…” kirishima ushers, you gently, tilting his head back when you tug on the black roots of his hair to gain access to his neck.

“d-darling, what’s the hurry?”

you love him so much that you think you might hate him even more. he’s so perfect, he doesn’t colour outside of the lines, he touches you like you’re a house made of cards even though his fingertips set your entire body on fire.

blood rushes through your ears, carrying a heat that blossoms in your lower tummy and intoxicates kirishima as you kiss him again — teeth sinking into his lower lip until it bleeds. 

“c-can we talk?” kirishima stutters out as your tongue glides under his earlobe next and your hips slot against his perfectly, grinding down into his hardening cock. “w-what’s going on? fuck,” he curses, hips bucking up instinctively. “what’s going on with you?” 

“nothing.” stop talking.

“darlin’, you’re being a little rough…” shut up.

“you usually like that.” you utter breathlessly, switching sides to leave marks on the unmarred portions of his neck. 

this time, however, the red head grips your hips a little tighter — halting your movements and pushing you back so he can get a better look at your face. “baby, let’s just—“ 

“what, kirishima?” finally, you snap — glaring at him long and hard. “what could you possibly have to say now? that you can’t fuck me tonight because you’re too busy working? cause you’re busy thinking of bending over that pretty, ditzy little reporter from work today ‘cause she’s a little more tolerable than me? what is it eijirou?” you punctuate each of his words with a jab to his muscular shoulder, though the man is sturdy enough not to feel it. 

you’ve had this fight before, dozens of times and on more occasions than you can count on both hands. eijirou either tunes out to play innocent or he snaps  back with all teeth bared and fangs on display.

“you’re being unfair.” is all he says, tone dull and lifeless just like it’s been before. it’s like he’s given up on the two of you, not that you’d blame him. there’s no more fight left in the two of you for your love, only fuelled by the anger and resentment  you feel towards  each other. 

“what next? bet you’ll think i’m being unreasonable.” 

“you are being unreasonable.”

“oh i’m sorry, is that a problem for you? am i inconveniencing you, riot?” 

“come on, what’s with the attitude?” 

“excuse me?” 

kirishima exhales shakily, letting go of your hips to pinch the bridge of his nose. his ruby eyes shoot everywhere but you, he can’t even stand to look at you when arguments like this come up. those eyes of his, they carry too much shake and guilt.  “you always get like this. when i come home and i just want to be close to you and you get all…aggressive.” he spits out harshly, like the words are poison on his tongue, like he can’t stand to see what your love has soured into. “angry like you want to hurt me when i’m trying to love you.”

you scoff, rolling your own jewelled eyes. “love me? don’t make me laugh, eijirou. you don’t know the first thing about loving anyone except for you and your job.” 

“will you at least fucking explain what i did tonight, ‘cause i’d love to know what’s got you so bitter, sweetheart?” hurt echoes in his timbre voice. you wish that you could tell him, but you flounder for words and react with rage instead — how can you tell the man you wanted forever with that you hate the hero he’s become? 

“fuck you, red!” you stand, retaliating instead of communicating your needs properly. “fuck you, mister red ‘righteous’ riot, mister eijirou ‘incapable of doing wrong’ kirishima.” 

kirishima’s face crumples but he follows suit, standing, but he doesn’t make a move to come closer. “what’s your fucking problem? what did i do?” 

“the blame is never on you, is it?” 

“well i’d like to know why it should be! if you’d just—“

“it’s like you have no sense of accountability—“

“i’m trying—“ 

“—like honestly, fuck you, eijirou.” 

“you’re not letting me talk!” the redhead damn near screams, the base in his voice shaking your house, bouncing off the walls. he sounds drained, pained and no amount of medication can fix it. you’ve blackened his heart with scorch marks and danced amongst the flames and now you’re finally seeing that it’s not just you who this relationship is crushing. 

each word you spit kirishima cuts him into the shape you want him to be, wounding him deeper than any battle scar. 

“and you’re not letting me fucking breathe!” you shout back rather than listening to logic. it’s a low blow, you’re highly aware — a reference back to the early days of your relationship when kirishima overcompensated his absence for affection. he thought you’d worked through it. you liked to throw it back in his face when you were mad. you’re stubborn, you always have been, but for some reason you want to hit kirishima where it hurts. you want to cut him up into the perfect shape, until he feels exactly how you feel. 

when he finally makes a move, you become aware of his sheer size for the first time that night. eijirou would never hurt you, he couldn’t harm a fly even if he wanted to but that doesn’t mean you’re not scared of his presence. kirishima touches every corner of the room, his anger flooding through it and pushing you under so that you’re drowning in your own mistakes and his too. 

“you’re suffocating me too,” he mumbles, voice just above a whisper and you relax into his arms. “i’m trying so hard to be the man that you want me to be. you take so much, you want even more. you want a house and you want kids and i want to give you that too but you make it so hard. when you hurt me like this.” he’s being honest, the truth scratching at his throat as the pro-hero vocalises what you’ve failed to communicate for months. you’ve been selfish and he’s been avoidant, the pair of you only hurting one another, carving cuts so deep the wounds won’t heal and the blood won’t stop pouring unless either of you do something. and fast. 

“where do we go from here?” you don’t even realise that you’re crying until your boyfriend swipes the pad of his thumb underneath your eyes, leaving no time for the salty droplet to hit your skin. 

your teary gaze is tied to his as kirishima’s ruby eyes glisten under the moonlight. “i don’t know.” he hesitates. “i don’t want you to leave me. you need me.”

you whimper and curl up against his chest. “i don’t want that either.” 

kirishima wraps his arms around you like a safety blanket, shielding you from the ugly truth of your own relationship. it’s always on and off with the two of you, but this time you’re determined to make it work — you hope that he is too. 

“we have to work on this, on us.” he says firmly, but he squeezes you close as if you might disappear — holds you as if you’re a flower that might wilt if it’s touched. “none of this on and off, we…we gotta talk to each other from now on. yeah?” 

“yeah,” for the first time in months, you sink into kirishima’s touch — accept his rough edges and hardened shell, and turn your pain into a promise. “we will.” 

a promise to keep dancing together like it’s the first time even when the world around yourself and eijirou kirishima is burning.

꒰ end. — all rights reserved © tteokdoroki 2023. do not copy, repost, translate & recommend elsewhere.

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Ok I'm not a copypasta person unless it's memes but like. Look I'm not Palestinian but I'm also a Southwest Asian and my mental health has definitely deteriorated seeing just. Everything. Especially the increase in racism and islamophobia (I'm also muslim) and seeing all the hate crimes and knowing that someone could probably shoot me in the head while I'm writing gay fanfiction in public and justify it by saying that I could've been a dangerous terrorist and therefore my entire family tree must be eradicated-

basically what I'm trying to say is that I'm hoping that making this post on the himbo tourney blog will get some eyes on this. Like. I've been feeling really powerless about this and kinda just like shriveling up and dying lately. Tbh. The world is fxcked right now. In the year of our lord 2024 /ref, here we are post undertale we are being pro-genocide how funny is that haha. It's not funny. It's. It's not. It's not funny . I can't. I've seen too many videos of children dying and crying and I just. I saw the one thing about the kid with cerebral palsy whose parents got shot right in front of them for literally no reason and then they got yelled at by soldiers and like. People literally will look at this and call these people animals?? I saw that term get thrown around a lot. It's just disgusting and like.

have people seen the bingo the literal genocide bingo. People are treating this like a joke like. Do people not realize that Southwest Asian people are like... people??? We're people you know. Like this is mainly targeting Arabs but I've seen stuff about people discriminating against the rest of us too (mainly because they can't tell the difference. Because the idea of not treating Asian cultures as interchangeable applies until you get to Southwest Asia I guess even in progressive circles everyone just says Arab for everything even here I've seen people like-). I'm Persian and I'm still scared someone will cut my life off. I'm 16. Nowruz is next week and I just want to live to it with my family. My mind is inundated wit the tears of the families that had never gotten to have their celebrations. Because of one group on one day.

one group on one day. One group on one day. it's always that. it's always that for people like us.I feel like I'm going insane. It's just 9/11 in America all over again. I wasn't even born for that. But you can just feel it all around you. And now we have the sequel, across the world. But it's used the same way. 7/23. Can't wait for the memes /s. This one thing happens therefore we can dedicate multiple months to killing all of you just making you suffer stripping your dignity you don't deserve anything and we'll make the world hate you because fxck you and then the world goes along with it because nothing good ever happens and I just want to escape from this but every time I go on tumblr it's just this and I know if I ever stop seeing this it means that the worst has happened anyway

and then people try to act like YOU'RE the bigot because you're trying to hold a country's government and military force responsible for war crimes just because the country has its branding in minority groups. How about I make this crystal clear: I don't give a flying fxck about what Israel is, it's what it's doing that matters. I'd be saying nearly the same shzt if they were PERSIAN, and that is MY ETHNICITY. I literally do not care. It doesn't matter. Because killing people is wrong and that should not be a controversial statement but I guess some people like the sound of screams in the morning. The Palestinian death toll has surpassed the 7/23 death toll. And it's still going. And not all the deaths have even been accounted for because bodies are still buried under rubble. Because they're still bombing people and they won't stop. And no one will make them stop.

like I don't give a fxck about Hamas either, I heard some of the members did genuinely say some like directly quoted antisemitic shzt and also they like condoned a racist caricature of a black woman in a magazine I think but I'm not sure about the second one (I know the magazine thing definitely happened but I'm not sure of their like involvement at all-) like. I don't need to suck there dzcks like some people do it's one group of fxcks like I don't. They're just the excuse being used for this. You're bombing the entire population of a country where the majority population is fzcking tater tots. You're attacking children. You are killing children. Paint yourself purple. Dammit. Just. Again it's 9/11 all over again but in another country.

even then like it's like. You know that trope in cartoons that shows up more often than you'd think that was in like Avatar and Korra and RWBY I think where there's like a fictional minority that is oppressed and wants rights and then active protest is represented by an evil terrorist group who attacks people and is the villains of the media and passive protest is always portrayed as good and active protest is evil and there's no nuance and also they just frame the group as just like evil spawned out of nowhere not addressing that they literally would not exist if not for the truly evil system of oppression that basically created them. Like.

You know Hamas only exists because Palestinians were already treated like shzt right? Like they were already displaced and didn't consent to the whole Israel thing and like look up Nakba it's fzcking awful like. Hamas is just a symptom of the disease and there will just be another Hamas if you try to knock it down without actually like. Doing anything about. the fact that Palestinians are oppressed. but people will just act like you can keep punching at Hamas like that'll result in anything like they're the flowers not the roots y'know-

also I'm calling it here, this entire thing is gonna definitely be used down the line by Neo-nazis I mean it kinda already is being used to justify antisemitism but like I saw the stuff of people trying to redefine antisemitism to be synonymous with antizionism and make isrseli and jewish synonymous and to basically gatekeep jewishness from anti-zionist jews (I'm not kidding I actually saw shzt like that) and it's like. Y'all they're gonna turn around in a year or two like "ohhh look at the big bad scary jews- I mean Israelis their identity is literally tied to the genocide of Palestinians they are inherently evil there is no denying it!" (Ignoring the fact that the USA and other bastards of colonization did the same shzt as Israel literally the same story history is repeating itself but we have social media brands this time-). And then like what the fxck do you do about it when the word antisemitic now means anticolonialist so no one takes it seriously anymore. What the fxck are you supposed to do about that. And when they probably made themselves right because they probably contributed to Palestinian Genocide themselves they don't care they're just using them as props in their fxcking jew hatred. But like. Yeah you are now tied to this nationality that is tied to fxcking genocide what do you do? It's like perfect to use for fearmongering around Jewish people since the shzt they used before somehow worked despite literally being pulled out of their xss istg like where the fxck did any of the bank stuff come from like. The fzck?-

im tired. I'm so tired. Both in the literal "It's past 1am" sense and the less literal "make the stop" sense.

I just don't want people to die. I just want people to be happy. I just want people to not suffer but every day it feels like it's getting worse and I just want something to change for the better and I'm scared. Why do people act like it's a bad thing to not want people to suffer? I don't understand. I just. I just don't understand. I. am I naive? For this?

does this wish make me naive?

[alescendants]

My Disenchanted thoughts

I know this blog is called alescendants but Disenchanted is still Disney and it makes sense to write my opinions on it here. These are my personal opinions, everyone is entitled to have their own thoughts on this movie.

I wrote a lot so it’s all hiding under the readmore:

PROS

Finally, we know why Giselle was living with animals in the woods!

Morgan calling Giselle ‘Mom’ was so pure ngl

Seeing Giselle, Robert, Edward, and Nancy all being friends years later was so sweet, and the latter two being Sofia’s godparents? My heartt 😭😭

And finally Nancy sings! I keep repeating “For through this wand from Andalasia flows the magic of our magic world to here”, and also Love Power obviously lol

"Congratulations on the increasing size of your progeny." and "Hogwashery!" in this film vs "I don't know what ‘melodramatic’ means" in the first film. Bless you, Edward, you're academic now and I am so proud of you

“Morgan, if you want to be mad, you be mad at me. But you do not talk to your mother like that!” >>>

Robert is the blueprint for all men I swear

Morgan hating the move is all the better when you remember Robert said she’s shy and doesn’t have many friends. I feel you, Morgan, I suck at making friends too 😀🤝

I don’t get why people don’t like the music, I loved all of it! It saved the movie imo.

Maya Rudolph can SINGGGGGGGG

“Nobody ever would bother to tell a tale with Maleficent and with Cruella.” That was good honestly.

Gabriella Baldacchino is so good in this! She can really sing, good for her.

CONS

Everyone saying ‘the whole cast is back’ when Nathaniel wasn't in the movie (as well as Narissa for obvious reasons) felt very weird and wrong to me

Why was Edward barely in the movie?? His himbo energy is a big part of makes the first film so great imo, and while he did steal the three scenes he was in (yes, three), he deserved to be in the movie more. Also this is a personal issue but I hate how he’s never called ‘King Edward’, as I was hoping his Disney Wiki page would be able to be retitled to that lmao. His name is King Edward of Andalasia, put some respect on his name.

And I was hoping he’d have a scene with Morgan detailing his own experiences with wicked stepmothers. But he and Nancy were missing for the whole middle act 😭, AND James Marsden deserved to sing more!

Robert too. Why did they make him an idiot knight? He’s not endearing like Edward, he just annoyed me. And they obviously kept him out of most of the film because True Love’s Kiss would undo Giselle’s wish. It pissed me off how nobody thought of doing that lmao

“We bring love from Andalasia and offer belated birthday cheer.” That was in the trailer, they filmed a part for it. It and the rest of the lyrics are in the official Spotify song, so why was it cut out of the film? So unnecessary.

Same with the Monroeville portion of the opening song, it should’ve been kept in.

The 2D animation sucks, and why did Nancy look so different? She and Idina both don’t have blue eyes, where did that even come from?

I wanted Giselle to go back to Andalasia and for Robert to go there period. We need to fully see how he looks in 2D and how Giselle changed.

And I dislike the implication that Giselle has never returned to Andalasia and shown Robert and Morgan where she grew up. As IF she’d never say goodbye to the animals who raised her. And since Morgan always asked for stories about Andalasia, why not TAKE her there? Literally what is stopping her? It’s bad writing.

And speaking of Morgan, yes teens are angsty but it still hurt to see her fight with Giselle (their relationship in the first movie is precious).

And I’m confused about the whole wicked stepmother thing? “It’s not true what they say, I have met so many kind and wonderful stepmothers.” What happened to that?

But ignoring that, Morgan calling Giselle her stepmother in the argument hurt bad. Because she knows how Giselle (apparently) feels about stepmothers and she was obviously trying to hurt her.

Giselle could’ve done her animal call and it either doesn’t work or ravens and other animals portrayed as villains (snakes, rats like in Lady and the Tramp) show up. That’d fuck her up and it’d be cool to watch! And Morgan sang the animal call in pt 2 of Fairytale Life, she should’ve done it for real.

Malvina was disappointing. I was expecting her to be an Andalasian who Narissa banished, like Giselle. Maybe they’re related (like Ursula and Morgana) and/or she was threatened by her magical competition so she sent her away. And with a name with Malvina, it made sense to me that she’d be Andalasian. Clearly that was the intention and I don’t get why the team behind the movie would trick the audience like that bc it’s the opposite of a good plot twist. Queen Narissa had way less screen time and I prefer her way better.

Plus it’d keep Narissa relevant to the plot which was not the case and I was deeply disappointed.

I predicted that with Monroeville’s slogan literally being “Your Fairy Tale starts here!”, it’d be designed by Malvina to be a trap for Andalasians to find out how they left Andalasia and if she can take their portal back there. Like there was so much potential that went wasted.

And where the hell is Malvina’s husband? (He’s on the billboard with Malvina and Tyson at the entrance of Monroeville, so he definitely existed at one point.) If he’s dead, at least just mention it once?

Why was Morgan and Tyson’s song cut? It’d give him + their relationship much needed development and it’s a cute song.

Rosaleen and Ruby were annoying. I love YNB and Jayma but their characters aggravated me.

Sofia crying after Morgan was pushed down the well could’ve been a chance for Giselle to break away from her evil self to care for her daughter. I thought that’d happen. We all did, right?

There’s probably more but I’ll stop here lol

[canonicallyobserving911]

Evan "Buck" Buckley: HUSBAND vs. HIMBO

Please note:  This post includes the results of a detailed CANON character study and scene analyses from seasons 1-5 completed for Evan "Buck" Buckley of 9-1-1 on Fox.

Buck has exhibited two drastically different personas over the past five years and usually the persona he expresses depends on the person with whom he's interacting.  Whenever he was in relationships with women, he acted like he couldn't articulate himself which caused his persona to come across as very immature.  It became difficult for him to communicate with them and he hesitated to express the things he expected or needed from their relationship.  Basically he acted like a big HIMBO who didn't want to get scolded or start an argument with the woman he was with because in his mind, it would have led to her leaving him.  On the contrary, his persona is very different when he interacts with Eddie; it's mature, nurturing and well spoken. He effectively steps into the role of a HUSBAND whenever he's with Eddie and he instantly becomes confident in that role without him second guessing the way he should act. He effectively communicates with Eddie and they blindly trust one another. His greatest fear with regards to Eddie is the possibility of losing him to death not abandonment.

In all of Buck's relationships with women he acted like a HIMBO or a beautiful man who was nothing more than arm and eye candy the women could use to parade around in front of people.  He allowed the women he dated to abandon, manipulate, mistreat and use him for his parts and/or his looks (read blog post "All of Buck's Women”  for a detailed analysis).  Abby used him for his parts and so did Ali and Taylor.  None of them were willing to put in the work it would have taken them to build him up and encourage him to be the best version of himself.  In season 1, Abby used him for sex, abandoned him and didn't have the decency to tell him she wasn't coming back in 1x10 "A Whole New You".  Ali left him after his leg got crushed by a ladder truck because she said his job was too dangerous in 2x18 "This Life We Choose".  Taylor only wanted Buck 1.0, the hot firefighter she could do hook ups with in 2x8 "Buctually" and 4x8 "Breaking Point" which caused their relationship for the entirety of season 5 to be nothing more than a year long hook up or roommates with benefits situation.  By 5x14 "Dumb Luck" it turned into a quid pro quo or transactional situation where they did things for each other expecting something in return.  Sound familiar?  It should because it's been happening to Buck since he was born.

Margaret Buckley-Mother

After analyzing Buck's interactions to determine why he has two different personas, the reason he slips in and out of the two roles became clearer in 4×5 "Buck Begins".  Buck learned he was born for parts so that his bone marrow could be used to save his then dying brother Daniel.  Buck couldn't save him so his parents got lost in their grief and ignored him.  His conception and birth were his first and second experiences with quid pro quo because his mother gave birth to him so that he could do something for them, keep his brother alive and if the bone marrow transplant had been successful, he would have received love from his parents.  According to Buck in 4x5, he was born with "defective parts" which caused his parents to emotionally and mentally abandon him.  His mother would yell at him whenever he did something she disapproved of and she would reward him with attention whenever he was reckless. Buck told the 118, his recklessness was "the only way he could get their attention".  She yelled at him and said "You act like you're indestructible but you're not!" when he crashed his motorcycle while he was in college and she brought him food in bed as a reward after he broke his arm when he fell out of a tree at the age of 12. 

Margaret and Taylor embarrass and scold Buck. Notice they are both wearing the color RED. Red represents AGRESSION, VIOLENCE and ANGER.

Taylor Kelly-Last Girlfriend

Taylor did the exact same things to Buck that his mother did to him by rewarding his recklessness and embarrassing or scolding him both in public and in private.  She rewarded his recklessness in 4x14 "Survivors" when she kissed him after he climbed up that crane while there was a sniper targeting firefighters on the loose.  In 4x8 "Breaking Point" she dismissed him and she was very rude to him during and after their dinner with Albert and Veronica. She called him "needy" and said he couldn't handle "strong women".  In 5x9 "Past is Prologue" she rewarded him with sex after he chased her to Oklahoma and she told him "I love you" which was a reward for doing what she wanted him to do. When she said it, his facial expression showed he didn't believe her. For him it was like hearing his mother say 'I love you' because he would have known she was lying and that's why he responded with "Good, love you too". Throughout his year long relationship with Taylor, there wasn't any trust and they didn't know each other.  Even after he asked her to move in with him, he didn't articulate the furniture he wanted to keep, he just allowed her to make all of the decisions. The only good thing that came out of their relationship was Buck finally stood up for himself and ended it.

Margaret and Taylor reward Buck's recklessness. Notice they are both wearing the color PURPLE. Purple represents POWER and AMBITION.

The truth is Buck can't handle women who subconsciously remind him of his mother and those are the only types of women he's been drawn to dating.  Buck acted immaturely around women he emotionally connected himself with and it's all been due to the way his mother treated him. The bottom line is Buck was emotionally starved as a child which caused him to subconsciously expect for women to treat him like he and his feelings don't matter.  Since he didn't receive emotional support from his mother, he confused any attention he got from his parents as love;   therefore he normalized being berated and mistreated and confused it as affection. He may not have realized it yet but his HIMBO like behaviors are a direct reflection of how his mother treated him and that's why he thinks it's normal. Buck views the women he has dated like he viewed his mother, he expects them to use him for parts like she did and when they no longer need him, he expects to be discarded and abandoned.

Eddie Diaz

Buck's relationship with Eddie allows him to step in to the role of a HUSBAND with regards to how they care for one another.

For a detailed analysis on how Eddie encourages Buck read blog post "Buck & Eddie: Eddie takes care of Buck”.  His interactions with Eddie are very different because their relationship was built on trust before the end of the first day when they met. Buck "stepped in" to help Eddie without overstepping by talking to Bobby in 2x4 " Stuck" about Eddie's childcare issues and he introduced Eddie to Carla in that same episode. 

As their partnership strengthened, they also continued to build their self-made family which included Eddie, Christopher and Buck.  They're committed to each other and Buck doesn't have to worry about presenting a specific version of himself to them.  He gets to be the genuine, loveable and caring version of himself who not only gives love but also receives it within their relationship. He doesn't have to hide behind his looks or worry about if he's enough to keep them from abandoning him.  Eddie encourages Buck and he constantly reminds him that he's valued.  After Buck and Christopher had been separated in a Tsunami, Buck felt like he failed them.  He sat in his apartment feeling depressed but in 3x3 "The Searchers", Eddie told Buck after bringing Christopher back to him, "There's no one in this world that I trust with my son more than you". 

Their relationship isn't perfect because they've had their differences and arguments but they always find their way back to each other.  In 3x6 "Monsters", Buck apologized to Eddie for filing a lawsuit against Bobby and the LAFD because it prevented him from being able to talk to Eddie. In 3x9 "Fallout", Buck apologized a second time but it was different than the first apology because he specifically said, "I'm sorry I wasn't there Eddie. You and Chris needed me and I wasn't there".  He was specifically apologizing for making Eddie feel like he had abandoned them. They reconciled and their bond continued to grow.  They've developed different ways to communicate with each other including a silent language that only requires a look to let the other one know what's being said.  To further illustrate Eddie's trust in Buck, he gave Buck a reason to live in 4x14 "Survivors" when he revealed to him that he had named Buck to be Christopher's legal guardian a year earlier. He told him "No one will ever fight for my son as hard as you. That's what I want for him". 

He also reminded Buck he is valued when he said, "You act like you're expendable but you're wrong!" which is in direct contrast to what his mother told him about him being indestructible. She didn't tell him he was wrong for feeling like that, actually she confirmed that she felt that way about him too.

There's no pretending with Eddie because he truly sees Buck for who he is and not for what he can do for him.  The love they have for each other has continued to grow over the years and it's stronger because they truly know each other.  Buck has mature conversations with Eddie and he's comfortable with him. They communicate in multiple ways and they constantly reassure each other even after Eddie left the LAFD in 5x10 Wrapped in Red". Buck stepped in time and time again to help Eddie and Christopher with the most recent time being in 5x13 "Fear-O-Phobia" and 5x14 "Dumb Luck".  Eddie had a breakdown and Buck was right there helping him through all of it.  He took care of Eddie and Christopher when he stepped into the role of HUSBAND and Father by practically living in the Diaz residence to help Eddie through his therapy. Buck promised Eddie he wouldn't make the mistake of abandoning them again and he's kept that promise by being there whenever they need him.

Buck's differing personas of HUSBAND vs. HIMBO can now be categorized based on how people make him feel.  He allowed all of the women he dated to tear him down causing him to feel undervalued. But Eddie constantly builds him up with encouraging words and constant reminders that he is valued. With Eddie, Buck gets to feel like he matters and that he won't be taken for granted. Eddie reminds him that he's important and he gave Buck someone to live for in the event of his death, his son Christopher.

📢📢📢📢📢📢 Hopefully TPTB will allow Buck to continue to mature in season 6 and stop regressing him by continuously thwarting women like javelins in his direction.  He needs time to be single so that he can see what he truly needs in a relationship so that he can determine that it's already available for him. Buck just has to recognize that Eddie is the person he's been searching for and that he has the confidence to ask for who he wants.

[honey-whiiskeyy]

╰     ⧽ ꪮꪮᥴ ： 𝘰𝘶𝘵 𝘰𝘧 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘦𝘳 ˎˊ˗

hello ! i’ll make the admin intro short, before i dive into a small intro of my original characters. my name is Genesis, i am nineteen (19) almost twenty (20) years old. any and all pronouns are fine (they/it preference, though). im not new to roleplaying, but pretty new to doing so here.

for rules, i do not ask for much; all i ask is to be patient, and don’t write anything problematic (pro-ship and stuff like that). i do not care for length. i will not do smut here. period.

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so, this blog will focus on four (4) original characters; they all can be put into any verse. one will only have an animated faceclaim. oops.

Hayato Ono (he/him, faceclaim is Hiroyuki Sanada) - an older man of a few words, but is willing to welcome anyone with open arms. Hayato works as a civil engineer, living by himself in the city. he doesn’t really like talking about his past and his late family — they passed due to an accidental fire set by his then neighbors (it spread over to his house). he had a wife and a daughter, who of course loved dearly.

Kurt Callinger (he/they, faceclaim is Jake Gyllanhaal, sometimes Ian Somerhalder) - a man in his late twenties, they are the opposite of Hayato - outgoing, easy to talk to. Kurt works as a car mechanic, and does welding for fun. do not let his height (6’7) fool you with his warmth. a himbo, too.

Kiyoko Tamae (she/her, faceclaim is Rena Nounen) - a woman in her early twenties. she is seen as a bubbly, kind, though her anxiety falters her — this is due to being sheltered in her early years in life. she works with elementary-aged students as an art teacher; a passion she had since she was in high school. outside of work, Kiyoko absolutely loves making, whether it is food or a craft; she also plays piano!

Rumi Fuji (agender [afab], any pronouns; faceclaim is Alita/Gally from Battle Angel Alita, mostly the manga and OVA) - a high school student, a freshman to be exact. she is seen as someone who is rebellious and stubborn, has a strong moral stand-point, distant and cold at first. once they warm up though, that is a different story. he isn’t good with words, so like a crow, they will bring trinkets that reminds them of the trusted person. and like Hayato, she lost her late father when she was a wee lad. her mother is an alc*holic and tends to just leave money to have Rumi fend for herself.

[firelegsandfriendsreborn]

Some quick rules:

No minors. This is a nsfw blog obviously.

No godmodding this goes without saying

Along these NSFW themes light gore and violence will occur especially in the mha and GTA verse. With the smut.

I run on North American central time in the United States (-5 UTC during the summer until November, -6 UTC the rest of the year.)

Let me know what muse. It's basically the same muses I had on my old blog but adding a few.

I have ship biases but I am open to certain other ships if we discussed.

No hate/bigotry of any kind welcome here anon ask is turned off for a reason.

Send me an im or if you want my Skype and discord ask for plotting or RP offline as I have a life.

Please trim your posts for threads it's for ease for me reading them. I'll try to trim them myself as well.

I will use content warning for certain weapons, especially the GTA verse where firearms are common.

Speaking of muses here's my list:

Sanji from one piece: cook of the straw hats and a little bit perverted and lover of ladies. Does not fight with his hands, except that one time vs Wanze.

Markus my oc: protective lad but also really funny and silly and good lover. Usually GTA verse is main but open to others where he's a crime boss and beat up to the current dlc updates of GTAO. No fc currently. Hes pretty ruthless to enemies. Has a lot of of money and has a fleet of aircraft and vehicles. Very mature themes and firearms and weapon mentions. Mom was a prostitute. Dad was a John who was absent but had good male role models. He's quite blessed between his legs. MHA verse his powers are similar to Marco's from one piece. Most common verse is modern in which he's actually a solid dude. He's the most active and his default age is adult unless we've discussed prior to rp. He's usually around Los Santos (GTA verse's LA and GTA 5 & Online's setting) and Vice City (Miami, GTA VI's setting, yes, I watched the official trailer.) He's got brown hair or blond hair depending on the verse.

Hawks from my hero academia: flirty himbo bird and lover of nuggies and good hero. Brought in to safety commission as a child to become a hero. Quirk is fierce wings. Main shop is fuyumi todoroki or Mirko. He trolls endeavor quite a bit.

Fumikage Tokoyami: I aged him up so he's a third year or a pro hero. He has the sentian bird demon shadow dark shadow who is incredibly strong the darker it is. Lover of poetry and a certain frog hero or a ghost girl in 1-B/3-B

Ejiro kirishima: a firm boi. A bit of a himbo but really smart in certain battle scenarios. He is a fiercely loyal friend to most of 1-A (by then 3-a) main ship is Mina Ashido.

[motorcitygem]

I posted 164 times in 2022

That's 164 more posts than 2021!

14 posts created (9%)

150 posts reblogged (91%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@sldghmmr

@baysexuality

@chrissybxo

@unlikelywrestlingfan

@himbos-hotline

I tagged 54 of my posts in 2022

#kyle fletcher - 11 posts

#aussie open - 7 posts

#mark davis - 6 posts

#njpw - 5 posts

#aew - 4 posts

#new japan pro wrestling - 4 posts

#bop bang bestie ✨💛 - 3 posts

#art by awsome peoples - 3 posts

#united empire - 2 posts

#matt jackson - 2 posts

Longest Tag: 119 characters

#literally tumblr has some of my favorite people here that i talk to and it’s my escape for when instagram is too shitty

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Okay it’s too early For me to be loosing my shit At seeing all of my favorites in chikara pro wrestling I’m in a rabbit hole now because I saw 2.0 there 🤣🤣

2 notes - Posted November 10, 2022

#4

I love Ricky Starks that’s it that’s the tumblr post ⭐️🤍

3 notes - Posted December 8, 2022

#3

tiny tyler ft. damian!

[sledge] x

Aww thank you sledge!❤️

Lookieee at the bb I can’t wait for him to be back 🥹

3 notes - Posted November 23, 2022

#2

CRYING EVEN MORE

Looks like I’ve got to convince the only person who goes with me to take me to London again 🤣

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3 notes - Posted November 17, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

@sldghmmr

Idk if you’ve seen this already but it made my heart happy

6 notes - Posted November 8, 2022

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[bovinehousewife]

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This is an Introduction to this blog.

I am a casual housewife, no I won't be joining the ranked league anytime soon. There is much more training needed before I go pro league.

Am 24, and going to age on soon enough

They/Them

Interests: Baldurs gate

-Warframe

-any kind of buff woman and short handsome himbo men

-sweaty abs

-musk (The body smell, not the smelly person)

-being used as a sweat towel to dry you off.

[aunaui2]

hi! (๑´ސު｀๑) my name is aunaui. thank you for reading this before your interaction with my blog. here are the rules and warnings you need to know before reading my work and asking & requesting me.

𝐆𝐄𝐍𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐋 𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒

‣ this blog consists of nsfw themes such as oral (receiving & giving), sex, spanking, spitting, biting, voyeurism, exhibitionism, DILFs/MILFs, dom/sub, and whatever else i write about. if you feel uncomfortable or disturbed by the content i publish, you are free to no longer read or follow my blog.

‣ that being said, i do NOT write dark content. that includes bodily fluids/secretions, incest/stepcest, stalking, yandere, and other taboo topics. i'm sorry, but i just don't feel comfortable around those things.

‣ this blog is only and strictly for readers the age of 18+. i can't make you stop following me or reading my work, but don't like, reblog, comment, or ask me for a writing if your age isn't in your bio.

‣ do NOT interact with me if you're racist, homophobic, transphobic, invalidate any pronouns, misogynistic, xenophobic, pro-life, pro-ana, and etc. to put it short, don't be rude or i will block you.

‣ you can spam like my work, as long as you give me credit, i love appreciation (〃´𓎟`〃)

𝐑𝐔𝐋𝐄𝐒 : 𝐖𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆

‣ all of the characters i write will be age ranged of at least 18 years old. don't follow me if you are against that.

‣ anime series i write for is : khnm, jjk, mha, hq, & csm.

✐ NOTE : i will write something other than these, you just have to ask~ but it will take time for research purposes.

‣ my ships includes, chubby!, bimbo/himbo!, short/tall!, & female/male/gn! reader.

✐ NOTE : i will write something other than this, you just have to ask~ but it will take time for research purposes.

[4girlsandahimbo]

Meet the Squad!

Introducing....*drumroll pls*....

...the five main characters of my webcomic!

(feat. a bunch of gifs & emojis instead of pics of them because I haven't drawn in MONTHS but I want to make this blog interesting 😅)

♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡♡

saige - lil miss popular

Regina George (lite) (in personality -sort of- not looks lol) 🛍

Shyann's twin sister 👭

Captain of the dance team at school💃💞

Straight A student 💯💯💯

Control freak 👀

Wants to be the CEO of her own company👠👠

SHYANN - Bookworm

Student tutor 📚

Dubbed the "smart twin" (even though they both get straight A's) 🙄 but she just likes to read and knows random facts

Thinks saying "English lit. is lit 😎🔥" makes her cool 🤣😭

Will do almost anything for chocolate chip cookies 🍪🍪

Baking is her love language 🥞🥯🧁🥮

Aims to be a best-selling author ✍️📖

IVY - smiles for days

What she lacks in intelligence she makes up for in loyalty to her friends 😅💝

Stuffed animal collector 🧸🧸

Best friends with Saige and Shyann since 2nd grade 👭🧍‍♀️

Usually half-glass full 🥛(especially if it's grape juice)

Never gets mad but is TERRIFYING when mad 😳👿

Has no idea what she wants to do for a living, no plan just vibes 😎

NANCY - Goth Girl Forevaaaa

Bark > bite 🐕

Joined group in middle school 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️

Style icon 💋

Unbothered (mostly) 😅👀

Mom friend 🤱

Wants to go to cosmetology school/become a personal stylist 💇🏻‍♀️💄👡

And last but not least.....

CLARKE - Humble Himbo

Basketball basketball basketball 🏀🏀🏀

Is the reason for all the drama (but doesn't know it 😅😭

Golden retriever energy 🐶🥺😇

Coffee addict (which explains a lot) ☕️

Can fall asleep in ANY position

Wants to play on a pro team, or be a coach, or be a personal trainer, or be a vet, or be a cook, etc. etc. 😁😶😭

There we go! This whole thing is huge WIP so everything is subject to change but these are some fun facts for now.

Hopefully next time I do character intros I'll have drawings ready for each OC 👀🤞

[manlyselfcare]

Info & Rules (Mobile-Friendly)

Thanks for checking this post!

This Kirishima Eijirou (from Boku no Hero Academia) independent semi-selective roleplay blog is also an ask blog, so everyone 18+ is welcome to interact! Please feel free to send any questions or comments Kirishima’s way and there’ll be an in-character answer! Threads require you to have an RP blog.

Character Info

Age: Anywhere between 15 and 30, depending on verse.

Pronouns: he/him (possibility for a trans-masc verse)

Quirk: Hardening, except in a quirkless verse.

Loves: Crimson Riot, manliness, meat, red, punk/goth/classic rock music & aesthetics, dogs, collecting shiny rocks, family & friends.

Hates: Math, tomatoes, being sick, cowardice both in himself and others.

Orientation: bisexual or gay depending on verse

Verses: Canon, Pro Hero, Fantasy, Villain, Pirate

Blog Rules

No godmodding. Be respectful in all interactions, and I will return the same courtesy. Muse =/= mun and also fiction =/= reality so of course muses can be rude and problematic!

This is an adult blog 18+ ran by someone in their 30s, so please MINORS DO NOT INTERACT AT ALL THANK YOU! This blog can potentially contain a wide range of themes that will be properly tagged when sensitive; angst, violence, mental disorders, romance, sensuality and sexuality.

I reserve the right to run my blog however I please regarding the way I write my muse and who I follow/write with. I do my best to tag trigger warnings when relevant as I find them important; if we regularly write together and you have a specific trigger please inform me. I personally have only one oddly specific trigger: I cannot handle Kirishima being degraded about his intelligence (being called dumb for having bad grades is fine but going to humiliation, kinky or not, brings me to a bad place). While I don't need this to be tagged just know I will drop anything that goes that route.

For OCs I prefer to have a sense of the character before interacting so please have a clear description available otherwise I might not answer.

With a dozen years of experience roleplaying, I’m pretty flexible and will match any length you prefer between one-liners and novella. I default to third-person past tense but am willing to switch it up; I like to write all kinds of perspectives.

Your level of experience is irrelevant; we’re here to have fun! Feel free to contact me to plot, or just send me a random meme for a starter! I accept M!As. I thrive on spontaneity for first interactions but am always open to plotting as well!

This blog is multiverse & multiship. Let me know if you want a specific verse. I prefer shipping organically/with chemistry and dislike forced ships. Anything poly and queer is welcome!

My speed varies. If I didn’t get to you within a reasonable timeframe, please respectfully remind me after a few days since I can miss stuff.

About the Mun

Nickame: Usagi

Pronouns: they/them

Age: 38

Loves: cats, himbos, Pokémon, BotW, Kirishima (duh)

Hates: bigots/transphobes and garbage like Elon Musk, hence why I fled Twitter and came back to Tumblr after so many years.

[thatvintagewitch]

I am so done with smart men, besides of course Spencer Reid. The intelligence is attractive but them being low key misogynistic and trying to mansplain and ruin everything you like is a real turn off. Himbos only for now on

[you-are-in-love]

Chris Evans is so fine omg

[bnha-simpin-and-pimpin]

The way of the House Husband - Deku!

House Husband Deku is a bimbo, a himbo, stupid even. I can’t see the Deku we know ever settling down for the sake of someone else, but I can see quirkless Deku finding joy in taking care of his loved one. So for this, I assume it’s a quirkless Deku AU!

Quirkless Deku would marry a Pro Hero. He’s too obsessed with heroes to not make it his whole life. He just loves you and your work and your agency. When you saved him one day, he just had to come say thank you in person. Something compelled him to come all the way to your agency and wait for you to come back so he could thank you for your work. You both really hit it off after that.

Now he’s glued to you. “You’re my number one hero….after All Might of course…”

Deku’s day revolves around you for the most part. You both get up at the same time and have breakfast together. “Good Morning sweetheart, I Hope your day is as wonderful as you are✨” Then he goes about the rest of his day. But you’re never really sure what he gets up to.

Midoriya always starts by turning on the Tv and listening to his preferred idle noise while he picks up breakfast. It’s a morning talk show with a bunch of gossipy women talking about current events. He likes to have it on as chatter. Sometimes he responds back like they’re having a conversation with him [old habits die hard].

Eventually he starts work. Midoriya works from home, but he almost never talks about it with you. You think he must be embarrassed about how much he makes compared to you or his status, even if you tell him not to feel self conscious. The truth is….well the thing is…he…he runs this popular hero blog and it makes a good bit of ad money…and he’s literally so embarrassed to tell you because a lot of his posts are about you or All Might or other heroes he knows personally through you and he would actually DIE if any of them found out.

On days he isn’t working in his office, he goes out and takes pictures of recent crime scenes or attends hero events and writes about them. Midoriya somehow manages to do this and also stop by the grocery store and his old ‘friends’ place [oh Kacchan you never change] for a chat. It amazes him how much he can get done in one day.

It also amazes him how you can manage to stumble home, half concussed, and not expect him to freak out. He just can’t stand when he goes through all the trouble of making dinner just for you to skip it because you come home past midnight again beaten and bruised. It breaks his heart how hard your agency drives you. It’s something you both bicker about often.

Deku is always trying to convince you to move to another agency. They can’t treat you like this! “Sweetheart they don’t respect you at all. Other agencies don’t do this, even to younger heroes” the two of you argue a lot about moving and agencies and what the public will say. He’s always trying to be supportive even if that means saying things you don’t want to hear.

He feels like it’s its job to make sure you are taken care of because you do so much to take care of him. You provide for him, build him up, take interest in his weird hobbies, love him as he is…he feels like he ‘owes’ you the same kindness if not more! Please just let him save you from the troubles of life, just this once! (Of course he says that every time there’s something ‘wrong’ in your life. No matter what it is)

Deku’s life revolves around you. He doesn’t mind it like that though. Not for now at least. You’re his hero and he just wants you to let him be yours.

[castawavy]

my current legacy heir!!

@literalite wanted to see trans sims on his dash so I wanted to contribute! you guys will see more of him ofc course but as of now he’s just been born on my side blog lmao!! he’s an athlete and pro snowboarder and he loves swimming and being outdoors- also im not gonna lie he’s pretty himbo I love him AHA! ❤