#this is absolutely wild

[temporarilyunspokensneezes]

Is....is this was allergies feel like?? My sinuses burn and nose won't stop running. I've sneezed more times in the past 4 hours than I have all month. And if I'm not sneezing then I'm sniffling and feeling like I need to sneeze!!

Never had this before and I'm like 95% sure I'm not sick

[elvirusx]

I'm watching this Baby Reindeer show like

[time-traveler-tourney]

BOTH CAVENDISH + DAKOTA AND HOMURA PULLING IN CLOSE IN THE LAST HOUR, I AM ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

[baggy-holmes]

Exactly. Milk for days. My favorite goat for sure. How could anyone not say you’re their favorite afterall?

sir, have you been drinking tonight

[woodeneyes]

Would you ever let a man eat ice cream out of your asscrack?

i see why you went anonymous for this one lmaoo but to answer your question...No. I wouldn't. Im into sticky situations just not that kind of sticky😂

[tsuunytsuun]

Tell me why this year, the company taking yearbook photos for my school is offering YEARBOOK PHOTO TOUCH-UPS???

LIKE BLEMISH-REMOVAL AND FACETUNING?? FOR HIGHSCHOOLERS?? IN A YEARBOOK??

LIKE WHY??? JUST WHY???

WHAT IS THE REASON???

Like, I get that teenagers edit their own photos, ofc they do, BUT FOR A YEARBOOK?????

[stardustedknuckles]

YO. I can FEEL, what the FUCK is this? Physically. With my skin. Showers do actually feel good? They're not just "stand in the hot wet" but you can actually get a little massage from the adjustable shower head? I could feel water splashing from my shoulders against my ear and a little inside, thousands and thousands of tiny drops. I could feel it on my scalp and running through my hair - if this is what everyone else is feeling then no wonder y'all go to the shower to relax and for fun and not just because you don't want to end up stinky. Showering is a preventative CHORE except that actually felt good??

It's not all roses. I've had cramps for three days but they're very very light, which is unusual for me because I don't NOTICE light pain. My back is a little tense and my neck too. Not bad, just. New. Or not new, but uncovered.

I punched myself in the arm because it's my most sensitive spot and I heard a thunk instead of a thwack because it was just muscle I hit instead of a bunch of inflamed skin and blood vessels. And also it didn't turn into a pain that doubled and tripled and left me seeing spots. It just felt like getting punched.

Holy shit. When I bend my fingers I can feel where the skin touches itself. My face has like, a texture? The pores I guess? My cat is so soft and her tongue has so many bumps.

This is NUTS. apparently a huge part of... Everything has been a progesterone deficiency or an estrogen dominance or both. I've had my hormones tested and they were within range but they weren't tested anywhere near my period. This is exactly what that one medicine did for me way early in the year before it completely fucked with me but I don't think this is going to fuck with me. I think I took an anti inflammatory that was way too strong and got results quickly that became toxic soon after. It was this the whole time.

My cat put a paw directly in the middle of my tit and it just felt like a paw 🥺 also she has bony elbows.

Holy crap, those are bony.

[gh0st-of-summer]

It's my 10 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

[stony-snark]

We put an offer in a house for the first time today.

If you're reading this cross your fingers that they accept our offer.

[kristies-mewis]

[kmewis19 ig story] 1.8.22

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[drowninginthedarya]

[almakfi]

thinking about basim following sigurd and eivor to norway and what that implies—like the game doesn't make an effort to make sense of itself but the journey from england to norway isn't automatic fast travel, basim left the settlement either with an excuse or come nighttime so he could slip away unseen, found a ship and tracked / stalked them all the way to the temple, a several weeks-long travel in which he was essentially utterly alone with loki. then he comes back and both him and eivor share a similar wound, neither of them seem willing to speak a word of what happened, and all three of them come back changed to some degree

[yutaan]

A papercraft commission of Zelda from Breath of the Wild/Age of Calamity, featured here with the Bow of Light! I had enormous fun cutting out both her swirling hair and the swirling shapes of the bow's decoration - extra-detailed shapes like that take a long time, but the end result is very satisfying. ^_^ And, of course, I'm always excited to make Legend of Zelda art!

[medicine-and-molly]

HOLY SHIT OLIVIA NEWTON JOHN WAS MAX BORN’S GRANDDAUGHTER???

[palipunk]

Shouldn’t be a controversial opinion but even homophobic Palestinians don’t deserve to be carpet bombed, have their homes destroyed, be thrown into jail, tortured, and be at the mercy of a settler colonial state that seeks to get rid of them regardless of orientation - how am I seeing “they should only genocide the homophobic Palestinians” and “homophobic Palestinians deserve what’s coming to them” from white queers who say they’re against the actions of the state of israel? You’re not pro palestine, you’re a homonationalist. Lgbt Palestinians don’t want you.