#this is actually so slutty of him im obsessed

[i-love-def-leppard]

lord have mercyyyyy 🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

[munsster]

kurt kunkle and his bimbo girlfriend

A/N: this week has literally forced me to be obsessed with this greasy little slasher (soooooo my inbox is surely open!) (gif creds: @stevesnailbat)

Pairing: Kurt Kunkle x Fem!Bimbo!Reader

Warnings: Spree (2020) related content, kurt kunkle, smut/suggestive themes, MDNI, slasher themes (blood, gore, murder, ghostface), pet names (baby, slasher), cam/stream sex

im sorry but gamer bf x bimbo gf trope is actually flooring me rn

he’s just this greasy little streamer you started watching and you’re this total babe who’s obsessed with him

and you are really obsessed with him

you are literally his Number one fan

if kurt kunkle has 100 fans, youre one of them. if kurt kunkle has 1 fan, its you. if kurt kunkle has no fans, you’re dead.

you plugging kurtsworld96 at any given chance, like he’s so confused the first time he hears you do it, but then he gets so happy and just pulls you in

you being the first one to be super excited about his amount of viewers/followers

a celebratory kiss for ur streamer bf 🥰

also getting really worried when he seems to be in a little bit of trouble (ie cops in the background yikes)

him always reassuring you that he’s fine and he’ll figure it out

you dont know it but he’ll do anything you say, even if it meant turning off his stream for the night

you literally suggested doing cam stuff together before chat suggested it, but now chat is like obsessed with that because theyre a bunch of pervs

you treating chat like a sassy lil mama (“ew! behave yourselves” “ask nicely” “‘put it in her ass’ oh cmon, you know better” “shhh, quit being bratty, thats not how good little viewers get what they want, now is it?”)

youre such a lil price gouger, youre like “okay if someone sends in $50, i’ll let you guys watch us” and chat loves you so obviously they end up doing that

kurt really really loves you, plus you do wonders for his numbers. viewers basically double when he even mentions you

“‘kill your gf’ pfft yeah right, i know all his tricks, i’d like to see him try!” and you’re like in his lap and grinning and he just grins at you and when you turn to face him, he lands a big ol smooch on you

even after months of being together, he still gets nervous around you

and you always tell him to “relax, baby, it’s just me” all while he’s literally buzzing in your presence

he probably likes his hair pulled tbh

like even when you just run your fingers through his hair, he’s purring, he’s so slutty for it

asking him to do skincare/haircare with you as an excuse to take showers together 😝

like of course he’s gonna do it 1) because he loves you and 2) because afterwards, he smells like a candy store

you picking out his outfits because what he wears now is actually a cry for help

no because he would actually let you treat him like a dress up doll

you being really excited about it and telling him to do GRWM and OOTD segments on his streams (which are completely led + narrated by you, but he doesn’t need to know that)

him teaching you how to play video games (even though you already kinda know, you let him have his moment)

you designing the clickbait thumbnails for all of his youtube videos and they’re definitely all sparkly and pink and cute

you begging him to come with you to get your nails done, telling him he doesn’t have to get his nails done, you just want him to go with you

but of course, you convince him to get his nails done (just a basic polish *cough cough* in literally neon green, his choice) and he flaunts it to stream

he definitely makes fun of bobby like “my girlfriend is literally so hot. where’s yours? oh wait……”

and you HATE bobby

you think he’s a bad friend to kurt, but you’d never tell him that. you just scheme like “noooo baby, hang out with me, not bobby” and he’s like okay 🥰

also him being a little protective and possessive over you

like when other attractive people glance at you, he’ll grab your hand or put his arm around you or ask for a little kiss (all of which you do happily)

i love yous are thrown around like none other, and it makes him blush everytime. even when youre just tuning in, if he gets that “i love you, slasher” message, he’ll go red as a tomato

oh that reminds me: youre favorite movies being slasher films like scream and scary movie and american psycho, and he’s not stupid so he definitely senses the theme there

bonus: he definitely buys one of those ghostface masks just to surprise you (and get into your pants)

you offering to help clean his car after particularly gory kills (and he knows ur really good with aesthetics and detail work)

also you cleaning him up after particularly gory kills 🥺

like he’ll come home with blood streaked down his face, and you’re like “aw baby 😟 c’mere”

he LOVES it, he feels like a little puppy dog around you because you take care of him so well

you are all about sneak attack kisses, and he never knows what to do with them, he just sits there and smiles while you hold his face and pecks his lips

bro eventually, he’ll start laying the rizz down on you (and he’s not very good at it but) its so sweet that he’s genuinely trying and happy

like he’ll just spit pick-up line after pick-up line whenever you’re around, and you just giggle and kiss him on the cheek

you don’t even have to ask and he’ll buy you cute clothes. not that he’s insanely rich or like raking it in, but he makes enough, and he will spend money on something nice for you before he buys something for himself

him begging to drive you anywhere and anywhere even though your car works perfectly fine, he just wants to do things for you

also him begging to rig your car with cameras, too, just so when he does have to be in your car, he can still stream

ummm bonus: he definitely sets up a camera above his bed so like not only can he do sleeping streams, but…. you know…… angles 😌

you bringing him snacks and drinks during his stream and he gets the biggest googly eyes

you’ll just walk in in like the skimpiest little outfits, grinning and winking at the camera before giving kurtie a sloppy kiss

yall he’s so fucking dumb (in a loving way), but you’ll get into the car in like the most revealing and tight top and he’ll get all nervous and try to angle the cameras like ‘yall seeing this???’ all while smirking to himself

him accidentally referring to you as his wife on multiple occasions while streaming

letting you put your songs in the queue every so often

bonus: after hearing you play it literally once, his new favorite song is ‘stars are blind’ by paris hilton. that shit bangs and he knows it

him making you a playlist of all his songs (and he actually falls in love when you mention the fact that you listen to it almost constantly)

he actually can’t believe you love him and you’re of fan of his work and you’re actually the cutest thing he’s ever seen (nice tits, too)

it takes a lot of convincing and proof on his part that you truly love him, but you’re not shy about showing it and you’ll prove it to him anytime he needs

masterlist

[lizzaneia-elizalde]

First off, love your writing, IT MAKES ME FEEL THINGS😭😭 but…

Can we please get more of yandre emo boy Ashton I JUST READ IT AND IM DROOLING SCREAMING CRYING GIGGLING AMD KICKING MY FEET😭🧎‍♀️🤪🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

THANK YOU❤️❤️🤭🤭🤭

(If not that’s okay, ignore this bae🫶)

Yandere! Stereotypical! Emo and his beloved popular bitch

Ayo, thank you for the compliment! I'm glad my writings made you feel things (I don't know what though LMAO)

Actually, I'm not planning to follow up Ashton, but hey, at least it would break my writer's block (lol it's just laziness) so here ya go!

Sorry that it took days though 😔

FOR THIS ONE, I RECOMMEND READING THE FIC FIRST BEFORE THE DRABBLE (this one).

Read the yandere emo fic here!

💌Little Ashton was misunderstood a lot as a child. He never really liked the same things the other children liked, and he had this morbid curiosity with death and occult.

💌Of course, this undoubtedly scared his family, making him out to be some sort of psychopath.

💌This irked Ashton of course. He's just... That. He still loves his parents, and nothing would change that.

💌But the fact that they're so conservative that it's actually bringing Ashton down is what drove him over the edge to find a school far, far away from his family.

💌A small, quaint town, yet filled with teenagers. It was kind of a nightmare when Ashton found out, but he gritted his teeth and thought that maybe, with the current years, maybe they won't judge him. Maybe.

💌So, he indulged more in his Emo lifestyle. He religiously listened to green day, Panic! At the Disco, My Chemical Romance...

💌He even got into writing poems as a way to put out his feelings that he never got to tell other people.

💌 He's actually very sensitive with emotions and feelings. So technically, he should be a great friend candidate, right?

💌But once he got into the school year, that's when he knew, that his life would be living hell. Stereotypes left and right. Mean cheerleaders and jocks that ostracized his choice of clothing, snobby rich students that turn their noses on him just because he's not that rich, geeks and nerds that keeps getting in his way, thinking he's one of them.

💌"Fuck. Get me out of here. Nobody understands me."

💌He didn't realize himself, but he's also slowly being a stereotype. Always alone, writing poems, and being unnecessarily nihilistic.

💌Until of course, one day, you transfered. You, your pink rover, and your slutty little outfit.

💌God, just looking at you and your charming personality made Ashton hard fall for you.

💌He wants you. So bad.

💌So he dabbled back into the occults. He found an old book in an abandoned "witch's hut" that he went on a mad hunt for weeks. Apparently, the witch that lived there was a matchmaker witch, who gave love potions to those really desperate.

💌At first, Ashton didn't believe it. Especially that it involves sampaguita, a flower not native to his town. How did the witch even get the flowers?

💌But there he was, mixing and creating the potion under the moonlight and putting your hair and his in the pot. Creating a love potion that smelled like the sampaguitas he had to smuggle in.

💌He wrote you letters everyday, obsessing and hyper fixating on your allure and beauty. Confessing over and over again on paper that looks old and aged with writing that looks like it came from a fountain pen. With a spritz of the love potion, he would put it in your locker.

💌God, who knew that it would work?

💌Day by day, he watched you read the letters. At first, you were disgusted (much to his dismay) but slowly, you started to read the letters with a neutral face, then a smile, then with a squeal and then a desperate plea for him to come and fuck you already.

💌Maybe putting his... Semen on your love potion got you desperate for him carnally, rather than romantically.

💌But no fretting, he would just make you fall for him.

💌And as you moan and scream out his name as he pounds into your tight hole like the feral, fuck machine he is,

💌He was pleading to the moon to see his bleeding heart and bare soul to make you his.

💌And if the moon won't allow it,

💌Well, it's nothing more love potions won't do.

💌"my beloved, why don't you drink this sweet tea I made? Why is it pink and smells floral? It's a new tea from Japan. Sakura, from what I know. It's glowing? Nonsense, love. It's probably just the lighting."

💌"Now drink up, don't let a drop go to waste."

[gabessquishytum]

SO I JUST RECEIVED THIS AD ON TUMBLR:

and now I'm thinking about how omega Hob is now of proper mating age (18-20, whatever floats your boat) and now he must participate in The Hunt.

The Hunt being a 24 hour event where alphas hunt for an omega mate by scent and skill alone. Wearing said outfit, ofc 😉

Hob's a smart omega, he's been prepping for The Hunt his entire life. Some omegas are happy to be caught by the first alpha who wants them, but not Hob. Hob wants a mate he can be feisty with, a mate who will really go the extra distance to chase and try to tame him. His fellow omegas think that's just asking for a mean and cruel alpha but Hob disagrees.

Enter Dream. Dream has been on many Hunts, but either he's never found a omega that smells right to him (or if you'd like angst, his previous mates didn't work out). But Hob. Dream smells Hob as soon as he steps onto the Hunting Grounds and he goes feral. He has no idea who this omega is or what they look like but he. will. have. them. He will murder his fellow alphas if he must.

Hob doesn't make it easy for Dream. They nearly tear apart the entire area with how ferociously Dream chases after Hob and how hard Hob fights not to be claimed. There's fallen trees, torn up grass, a few smashed rocks, destroyed flower beds, you name it. Long after everyone else has mated and gone home, Dream's still chasing Hob with just as much energy as he had the beginning of the hunt.

Finally, in the dead of night, Dream gets Hob pinned down, leashes him, then claims him. It's loud and messy and everyone else thinks Dream's murdering the poor omega but Hob is having a fantastic time.

OH YEAH IM EATING THIS. Absolutely love a completely unhinged tumblr ad by the way.

I can imagine Hob really enjoying/looking forward to these hunts. For an omega he's big and strong, on a par with most alphas. He's fast, he's a little bit feral, and he loves the thrill of the chase. No alpha has caught him yet - they all give up and go home before Hob has finished enjoying the game. All he ever hopes for is that one day, an alpha will come along who can actually hunt him down like he really deserves.

Dream is absolutely that alpha. He's relentless. He may not have huge muscles, but he's got stamina. He can run for just as long as Hob can, and even longer. He's utterly determined to get this delicious, fascinating omega who seems to be playing with him.

Hob is amazed to find that he actually runs out of breath and strength to run!! And by that point he really wants to be caught. He's thrilled when Dream pounces and tumbles them both down to the ground where they roll around in the dirt, biting and holding each other and exploring each other's scents. Hob gets to feel the thrill of getting leashed by his mate! He's so horny he's basically humping the ground to find relief, and Dream is already obsessed with him. HIS omega.

He holds Hob by the back of his neck and pushes him down, and watches as his legs fall open automatically. The scent of his slick is so much stronger, and the harder Dream holds Hob against the ground, the more aroused he seems to get. His attempts to escape from Dream’s hold are more like tests of strength which he really wants Dream to win.

And being claimed in the open air by his alpha is everything Hob has been dreaming of and needing. His body is a perfect sheath for Dream and he knows that he's coming across as slutty and eager, but he can't help canting his hips back against Dream to get more of his cock. Oh, and the knotting? It's a religious experience. Hob's sexy little outfit is torn to shreds and only the leash remains tightly grasped in Dream’s hand.

When the knot finally deflates and the cum is drooling down Hob’s thighs, they limp out of the hunting grounds with manic grins and big hearts in their eyes. Hob is on top of the world. His alpha is so strong and determined and he's gonna give so many babies and they're gonna be feral in the woods together every year to celebrate <333

[buggybambi]

Mae!!! My beautiful love! I’m so happy to see you around here again darling !! 🫶💖

I have been so Richie centric lately and I can’t get out of my mind how Richie would react to his girl wearing little juicy shorts or the PINK! Shorts that were suuuper popular back in like 2014-16 he would absolutely LOVE those esp with the sticky humid Chicago summers if he came home to see his girl cleaning the living room or kitchen or something in prep for Eva to stay the weekend in those shorts and a tiny little tank top he would lose it hahaha so that is my request, slutty but I hope that’s ok hehehe

hi im actually in love with you kiss me on the mouth please i am obsessed with the way your brain works.

um but yes absolutely?!? wearing those or any other kind of short shorts, he is obsessed. he comes home one day after a long day, hand running through his disheveled hair before he spots you in the living room, cleaning to prep for eva's arrival for the weekend. and seeing those shorts and a tight fitting tanktop that highlights everything about you?? he short circuits.

literally threatens to rip them off as he's making out with you on the couch, forcing your hips to grind against him as you wear them. like i imagine it just drives him mad.

you know how some couples have those like "you cant wear this while we're arguing because it makes me forget my point"?? those are his! you wearing anything short and tight is his "makes me forget my point". and they're a solution for everything! long night at the bear? tight shorts! an argument with carmen? tight shorts!! he's been running wild and hasn't fucked you in a while? TIGHT SHORTS!

[kingofthe-egirls]

MONSTER TRIO BROTHEL AU WHERE ALL MY SLUTTY MEN ARE PROSTITUTES

this would be MY brothel where everything is feminist and fun and joyful (and luxurious and playful and full of velvet cushions, sake, and satin robes)

so many situations for y/n to be in

she could be the brothel madam (like me hehe) and get exasperated with her crew's stupidity/playfulness

Robin and Nami could also be artists there, Nami as a findom (who never lets clients touch her) and Robin as a quiet, lovely soul who will actually get to know you and read you interesting sections of books

Robin does tea ceremonies ugh (and Wano fan dances like omg)

there's a lobby area where the bar/music/dancing happens, with VIP booths where big name clients come to hang out before going back upstairs to their artist's boudoir (everyone gets their own room set up how they like, w security and everything. also everyone gets paid so much)

big name clients like Shanks, Crocodile, Law, Mihawk, etc. who all hear about the brothel's prestige and start to build their own special connections to you, as the madame or as a new artist, ugh whatever your little y/n heart desires

there's a lil fortune telling area bc i'm me and i'm a tarot reader

i am also a camgirl/porn star irl so like. don't come for me saying this is abusive or whatnot. it's litcherally not,,, this is a sex/sex work positive blog and im sorry but puritans aint welcome here

Sanji......always surrounded by a group of girls that literally never leave him alone. he's in heaven.

i'm so obsessed with whore!luffy like i'm so ill. him in his red kimono jumping around having fun, talking to people and showing off, running in and out of the building at full speed, definitely taking over the dance floor at all times

im obsessed w this plz ask me for requests im dying over here

y/n as a shy, first time client

y/n as a special client who requests all three of the monster trio

getting absolutely destroyed in their bed

like.....yeah

[spookyji]

in another episode of taehyun's cat girl sorry im so obsessed, so taehyun has to be away for 2 days and what's his genius idea? get soobin to cat sit for him 💀

anw he has this long list of what and how to do for u, and sends his thoughts and prayers and a nice pay transfer, but surprisingly ur so obedient w soobin. it's like all of taehyun's training finally paid off.

like zero scratches and bite marks when soobin left the place, and taehyun just looks at u then at him back and forth like?? this kitty??? an obedient angel??? the world is ending.

soobin's all like, yeah i just spent time w her and fed her groom her ya know, taehyun's all like, AND W NO SCRATCHES OR WHINING??? when u woke up the next morning and sees taehyun instead of soobin, a switch was flipped and ur immediately begging for junk food for breakfast -_-

taehyun's like ಠಿ_ಠ no, but u keep whining, and it's 4 am, he's feeling a headache coming in so he spanks ur ass rosy and overstimmed u so much u immediately fall back asleep right after.

whatever demon that left u when soobin was here is back again in full power 💀

maybe i should be an anon here i keep sending taehyun's bratty kitty asks 👉👈

hello welcome back im ur #1 fan ahhHH IDK WHY RHIS IS SO FUNNY LOL

ok so soobin n his lazy bum going to pet sit bc his bunny hybrid is so compliant anyways like no harm lol (n we don’t count jjun bc he busy pounding his bunny hybrid n gyu/kai bc they can’t even handle their puppy hybrids—) n literally has 263729 things for soobin to do uGH sooby probably like tf wrong w ur kitty lol

being soo obedient for soobin n just watching tv w some warm sun spot for u to nap n him giving u ear scratches (while manspreading n just being equally as comfy LOL) like u guys r on the same wavelength ahaha n getting nice treats n just comfy lazy time hehe

n then taehyun comes back at like 2 am n soobin is just chillling zero problems n no scratches no brat behavior n no bites LEL n is like what happened n soobin just shrugging n leaving w some cash for doing LITERALLY NOTHING >< ugh n he looks in his closet n EVERYTHING is messed up bc u made another nest bc ur not really allowed to steal his stuff n u have ur own stuff but his bedding smells like him n u like it >< like wTF in the morning ur INSTANTLY begging for attention n acting like a brat like biting his fingers bc he has to work n not give u headpats n also being needy bc he was gone n u just wanna be pounded bc it’s GOOD >< like whining ALL DAY is actually ur speciality n getting on his nerves by always demanding for attention pls taehyun is going to go crazy again n eventually u just interfere so much he gives in n just has to punish u UGH like a good manhandling u over his lap n spanking >< sooo much degradation n calling u his slutty kitty n just makes u beg for forgiveness ugh fucks u in front of the mirror to make u see what a whore kitty u r n SO MUCH MANHANDLING— like pls this man will split u open n make u suffer w so much orgasm denial againnnnn n stuffs u with his cum n ur cute right cunny dripping w warm cum n is finally happy >< my man has so many scratches n bite marks I can’t— literally only way to make u obedient is to stuff u w his cum n make u warm n overstimmed sooo cute ahaha AND still waking him up before his morning workout by biting his fingers and demanding food n attention like always—

pls taehyun ofc he gets the brattiest kitty n has to go through so many orgasms to make u compliant n cute n STILL can’t sleep bc u end up clingy n cockwarming him n ur ears flick his cheek when u sleep next to him eeek— sir he’s whipped too tho

ok maybe i should write a series for txt n their hybrids bc my hand has healed mostly by now so i can do whatever ahaha

[a-court-of-moonlight-and-ire]

Ive complained about this before, Rhysand being known as Death Incarnate because he kills a lot of people i guess makes no fucking sense, its just this forced attempt to make acomaf and feysand feel more like a hades/persephone type thing and I know its an incredibly minor detail and Im petty for caring so much about such an insignificant little detail, but idc it pisses me off and Im gonna kill someone for no reason, and then you all get to call me death incarnate

Anyway, for some fucking reason my brain started storming some nicknames/titles for Rhysand that piss me off less, and I ended up on Death's Lover as something that makes way more sense for a guy who doesnt actually seem to have any death-related powers and is just kinda a guy who kills a lot of people and then that made me think of my current obsession, Elisabeth: das Musical wherein they have this guy

as the personification of death and now Im kinda rotating the idea of Rhys/this specific portrayal of death in my mind cuz its like. idk, in the musical hes also a personification of suicidal thoughts and dread and other very bad feelings and I think itd be neat to have him around Rhys as a manifestation of his guilt over all his "morally gray" actions as well as a manifestation of how a ton of people die in the night court every day through his inaction and then they almost kiss, but only almost cuz you can only kiss Death when youre dying and Rhysand is very alive

honestly, i just need Rhys to be more affected by his guilt in order to stop hating him bc rn its like. okay so, in my humble opinion, if SJM wanted Rhysand to be a fun cocky flirty bastard he shouldve been a guy who had little to no qualms with the morally gray shit hes doing, like he thinks its all worth it and justified and he doesnt worry about it too much, and if SJM wanted him to be an edgy boi who did morally gray things because he thought that was the best course of action at the time but is now all angsty about it he should be actively being eaten alive by guilt in acomaf. But SJM wanted both, so now hes this insufferable combination where hes a cocky flirty bastard most of the time and then whenever he does something fucked up or Feyre brings up some fucked up shit he did in the past, he suddenly starts projecting all the guilt hes ever felt over anything (and his trauma that otherwise doesnt seem to affect him) which really makes it feel like hes being manipulative, but its clearly not being done on purpose and Feyre just takes him at face value so its just fucking annoying

Anyway, i kinda lost track of what this post was even supposed to be. tldr: i hate rhys but he has some potential, i think he should get his slutty little waist grabbed by death and I think they should do some Mayerling Walzer shit together

[sacharowan]

jenson would see sebchal talking and his eyes would visibly light up bc threesome (im imaging some weird twist of fate where chales can somehow race still and its the three of them on a podium (bc charles with his vettel inspired driving style would BODY driving a 2010 era car) and jenson is just having the time of his life (as are the feral twinks up there with him) (on another note charles would also excel at a 2010s type podium where the drivers were still slutty af on the podium sorry not sorry)

i also think mark lowkey would also light up at the idea of a threesome (maybe even a foursome bc butter are also compelling to me esp bc they both were the paddock twinks back in their days) but also i could see him seeing charles and being like oh at least i can get THIS one to listen to me (but as any version of seb beyond 2019 can tell you fucking charles leclerc does NOT mean he won't bite back)

also SEB!!! my boy would have one conversation with this guy and be like oh my god are you my actual soulmate (yes seb yes he is) like he would be OBSESSED considering rbr seb and charles (esp 2019 era charles) were the kings of looking at people with the biggest bedroom eyes in the world i think they would spend so much time just staring at each other like that until someone (probs mark or jenson lbr) shove them in a room together (or they have a podium together, no realism only vibes)

also lowkey a more sfw scene is some sort of team meeting or something (again charles is magically able to drive dont ask me for the realism im here for vibes and charles leclercs old man harem) and charles pulls out a notebook just like seb and everyone else is like oh god not two of them

yes!!!! I love this so much

jenson would just try his hardest to create a situation for the three of them. and then maybe seb mentions smth about charles being good for him and jenson's mind explodes. and seb just gives him this look because he knows the effect that he has on jenson so seb knows exactly how he feels with there being another exactly like seb. maybe eventually we get the three of them on the podium and jenson gets his prize :)) (we don't do realism here at sacharowan we just make things up <33)

now I feel the intense need to write smth with charles and mark. but a foursome!!! with butter . ohhhh holy shit this is such an idea I love it. yeah mark would be happy with charles because it'd be like beating seb because they're so similar. only to realise that charles is feral in the exact same way as seb >:)) like charles would want to be good but that doesn't mean he won't race and be a menace exactly like seb :))

and sebchal!!! oh seb would immediately be whipped for charles. are you my soulmate? yes and he's also basically you :)) oh yeah seb and charles would just be so desperate for the other but wayyyyy too shy to say anything. just watching each other longingly on the podium or in press conferences and everyone around them is getting so exasperated. and then mark or jenson tell them to get on with fucking about it. and they both blush immensely but do what they're told ;))

I think seb would probably have a heart attack when he realises how similar charles is to him. then immediately become more obsessed with him, if that's even possible. but in a debrief or whatever with his notebook and everyone is just like oh shit we have two of them now (can the paddock handle two insane insatiable twinks? hmm)

[thejugheadparadox]

5, 9, 11!!!

5. What is something you wish the show would have done better?

i think my main thing in that respect is how toni got pretty much completely sidelined in favour of cheryl/choni during seasons 3 and 4 (and arguably part of 5) shes such a vibrant brilliant character in her own right and it sucked to see that happen

9. Which character has your favorite costuming? What’s your favorite outfit they wore?

god this is so embarrassing bc obviously almost every other characters is styled better than him but im so obsessed with jugheads gayass little outfits. joint between that one slutty shirt he wears in labor day and the classic bunkerhead dressing gown

11. Who do you think is the most underrated character?

KEVIN KELLER NOBODY CARE HIM. but aghhhh im such a riverdale minor characters connoisseur i love dilton doiley i love moose i love joan berkeley i love monroe i love minerva marble i love jessica i have a genuine attachment to baby teeth. ALSO JELLYBEAN JELLYBEAN ACTUALLY THATS MY FINAL ANSWER. IT WAS LITERALLY THEM

[buckysgrace]

I FUCKING BEG YOU I BEG YOU TO DO PART 2 OF SINNER PLEASE PLEASEEE I FUCKING FORGOT HOW GOOD THIS IS IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKK IM SHAKING DEAD ASS

You felt like a trapped bunny suddenly and he was the big bad wolf.

Billy." You warned as his chest vibrated against your back as he laughed

"We're worshipping God, aren't we?" He rested his cheek against yours

taking a shaky breath as he rubbed the bare skin of your backside.

"You're not so pious now, are you?"

"Wrong," You moaned out, your hips pinning against the altar as he drilled into you, his hands gripping your waist and shoulder harshly as he kept you still.

"Billy, this is so wrong."

“How could this be bad if we’re with the lord right now?” Billy hummed from behind you.

laughed as his lips traced over the crook of your neck, sending shivers down your spine,

as Billy bent you down harder over the altar.

Your hands were still crossed, and you could just barely hear the sound of paper tearing from being pulled against your skin over the sound of your skin slapping together. His rhythm was brutal,

"Look at you," He mocked, smacking your cheek lightly, "So fucking desperate for my cock. What would your daddy say if he saw us?

"He'd be so mad," You whined pathetically, a gasp leaving your mouth as Billy wrapped a large hand around your throat. You moaned when he squeezed softly, tugging your head back so he could lick at your parted lips.

"Oh, the poor preacher would be so disappointed in you," Billy tsked as he pulled his mouth away. His cheeks were flushed, lips red and eyes dilated as he spoke full of bitterness, "Knowing his daughter was such a sinner. Letting a stranger fuck, her in his church."

"I don't listen to slutty little preacher's daughters," He yanked on your hair, pulling you back and pressing you against his chest.

He pulled his hand away quickly before swiftly smacking your pussy.

So drunk on my cock, aren't you?" He squeezed your neck, and you felt your face grow warm as the air left your lungs.

fully shaking and trembling around Billy as he held you in place

Billy grunted into your ear, slamming you against the altar so harshly that your hips burned and screamed in protest

You were stunned, shaking on your knees as he gripped your hair harshly and turned you to face him

He frowned and pinched your nose together, cutting off your hair, "Do it." He spoke calmly and that scared you

He crouched down in front of you, ignoring your rules from earlier as he lit his cigarette. You stared in horror as he blew a puff of smoke out at you. You suddenly wondered if he was the devil

We're both sinners now," he mumbled, looking like he had just devoured his favorite meal, "God will forgive you if you just pray it away."

BRO BRO BRO IDJRJFHEOSNSBEHWUENEJJEJEJEJDJ IM SOOOOOOOOOO OBSESSED WITH HOW MANIPULATIVE AND ROUGH U WROTE BILLY THE FUCKING DETAILS. ARE U INSANE U ARE ACTUALLY FUCKINNNNGGGGGGG INSAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNE PART TWO PART TEO IM SHAKINGNNGNGNGNNFNGNGN WHATT HR FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK.this gave me such denim billy vibes why. God I need to continue dancing in the dark. There not enough good billy writers out there 😭😭😭😭

I NEED MORE BILLY SMUT PLSSSSSS

JAIIIIIL GO TO JAIL IMMEDIATELY!!!!

You're so sweet to be my beloved this was so long thank you so much, it was so so so very sweet i am crying

i do have a part two just barely started i just need to sit down and think it through and finish it LMAOOOOO

love you soooo much

[arsenalgbt]

can i ask you your top 5 arsenal ship? 👀

(love your blog and works btw!)

CAN YOU---OF COURSE YOU CAN ANON, PLEASE, FINALLY LET'S GOURrr

it's so long grab a snack~

1.a. Aaron/Martin like, sorry I coined 'martindale' you saw it you heard it here on my tumblr FIRST. writing martindale? will be there. reading martindale? I will be there. screaming crying at their interactions caught in 4k? will be there. discussing with my fellow martindale believers? I'm in.

blame everything on Aaron mucking about Martin being the el parchio of the squad and my gunnerinnas' tags whenever Aaron says sth about Martin.

and how we all are a bit 👁👄👁 about our captain's behaviour around men 😋😋😋

1.b. Benjamin/Willo. anon I can write an essay........... but long story short, it's cuz they're such opposites!!!! visual wise and personality wise they're sooo chef's kiss.

this ship is just so VIVID in my fucking mind. older, kinda bitchy, secretly funny, definitely slutty, very cool benjamin/scary, menacing aura but looks about 5 y/o when smiling, actually younger, hilarious willo? obsessed!!! 🥰🥰🥰

(also I'll just say it again with my whole chest; I hailed willo as a babie way way before gunnerinnas began gushing about him. it was me and the thirsty twitter men. I did it. I love that now my gunnerinnas have come out supporting the babieliba agenda!!)

2. sakanelli 😭😭😭 ik I'm not too vocal about them but I rly rly rly like them, they're so precious to me hence they're second on my list. two starboys?????? imagine such iconic power couple, giggling, cuddling, nelli improving his English picking up Londoner accent because of his bestie B???---except I can and will only write G rated fics about them. sometimes soon, I hope. I remember one of my moots' tags, something along these lines; "it's so important to me that they both actually like each other" under a sakanelli post AND TRUST ME. oh the possibility. oh the 'started from the bottom now we're here' trope. they're my babies. I read a sakanelli fic on ao3 but it was so sad 😭

3. reiss/either Aaron or Jorginho....... I know. I KNOW IM SO QUIRKYYY CRIES. listen; aaron/reiss size difference? DELISH. jorginho/reiss being opposites (infuriating old man/calm, confused boy toy) PLUS reiss' babygirlism from one (1) video

literally I haven't stopped recycling this gif as my motivation to continue writing sugar daddy jorgi/confused reiss lol

tldr; it's reiss' face tbfh. he's so pretty... like... i CAN'T let such a pretty face go to waste (not writing fics about him lol).

fuck I think that's it?? cuz I like these three equally:

xhakarteta; BUT eye think eye am just a reader. it's so hard to get their characterisations right (for the standard I set for myself lol). thus, I'm afraid/lazy to get my hands on writing actual plot for them 🫡

Aaron/benjamin; again, amazing, time proven, OG friends to lovers trope, etc etc but I'm just a reader for them I guess!!!?????? same excuse with my view regarding xhakarteta. them fics I read??? LOVE THEM. Aaron is soooooooooo whipped, so golden retriever coded. spoiler alert; I'm writing an Aaron/Benjamin/Martin threesome as we speak :O

ZINNY/GABBY OH GOSH!! Zinny is clearly so into gabby but gabby is this sexy workaholic who is never aware of the attention he gets from men (multiple). iktr.

honorary mention, I used to and still have a soft spot for giroud/ramsey. like... goddamn rambo was thirsty... and granit/ramsey as well ngl... OH ALSO; nelli/fabio lmaooo gawd these twinks...

PSA; in my hc, Aaron Ramsdale had a crush on Leno 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OKAY NOW TELL ME YOURS! thank you for reading thanks for liking my works!!!!

[gabessquishytum]

im practically obsessed with teenage dream (haha), older sister death, and friend of death hob. maybe for the winter holidays dream goes back home to his parents' to take time off for uni (he lives with death because it's "easier to commute to class since she lives closer" but really its just to get away from his parents. who dont really care), death obviously goes with him because that's her family too, and she asks hob to tag along since she caught wind of the business with his late wife and son and thought he might benefit from some family time during the holidays. even if the family really fucking sucks. like a lot. but all that to say that when dream *finally* works his little slutty 18 year old seductress magic on hob, it isnt death who catches them in the act but virtually anyone else in the family. imagine the scandal!! death brought home a friend her age and everyone assumed they were dating but keeping it on the DL only for hob to...cheat on her of all people?? with DREAM??

i dont know whos reaction would be more interesting tbh. obviously we know death would have some strong words for hob, and desire would probably make some comment about how hob is dilfy enough that yea they get it, just not on the couch next time they take selfies for instagram there because the lighting is good, be considerate. maybe hob just fucks dream in the living room and they get caught when everyone else in the family comes in to like...hang out. i dunno but them getting caught is both very sexy and very funny

I'm so obsessed with Dream working his slutty little magic so that Hob’s brain just fucking melts and he becomes the most stupid bastard ever to exist. Like the whole family are watching a movie, and it's all dark and cozy and Dream insisted on sitting next to Hob - practically in his lap, actually, because there really isn't a lot of room on the sofa! They're snuggled under a blanket and Dream has somehow managed to get Hob’s dick in his arse without alerting any suspicion... meanwhile Hob has to pretend that he's crying about the sappy Christmas movie to disguise the fact that he's whimpering and groaning as Dream shuffles around on his cock.

The whole fam goes out for a walk and Hob stays behind, only for Dream to sneak back from the walk early so they can fuck. They're literally doing it on the kitchen table and unfortunately Dream’s noises are so loud they don't hear the rest of the family coming back inside.

Death totally gives Hob the slap that he definitely kinda deserves... Despair is gagging because that's the table where people eat food, Dream, thats disgusting!! Hob just wants an opportunity to pull his jeans up, please, he'll literally leave if they want him to but can he please not have his dick out right now?? Desire is like nah I want to look at it a while longer teehee.

Is Dream sorry for traumatising his siblings? Nope, not even a little bit. He's sitting there like the cat who got the cream. He knows that Hob isn't going to give him up now he's had a taste. Plus Death won't stay mad at them forever, Dream is her favourite brother and Hob is her best friend.

(Hob is allowed to stay for the holidays, BTW. With the caveat that if anyone sees him doing more than holding Dream’s hand, his butt is getting kicked out into the snow).

[colgatebluemintygel]

toothpaste! who do you pick as a partner in stardew? you give me sebastian or abigail vibes

omg froggie………. guess what... this is literally my favourite topic…… u have unleashed a beast. i treat stardew as a dating sim first and a farming sim second <333

i'll be honest...... i am highly disloyal in stardew. the town ho if u will. i choose someone different every time and have been known to book a hasty divorce (i also regularly turn my children into doves (but i do it out of love <3 doves are a breed of pigeon and all pigeons are my children <3)).

But <3 you got me! sebastian was my first ever stardew bf (he charmed me with his love for frogs, what can i say) and then abigail was next (i divorced sebastian for her! slay) <3 i may have dated around since, but both of them will always be extra special to me. in my heart we are a throuple <3

anywho x back 2 my slutty antics xx harvey was my most recent conquest and i honestly feel kind of goofy for leaving him for so long—he kinda sorta (low key) has remus energy. i think i avoided him solely bc it really annoyed me that he'd charge me every time i passed out in the mines (which happened a Lot), but actually in hindsight i think im quite happy to fund his model plane collection <3 i support all my exes' hobbies. i also enjoyed wooing hayley!! i love it when women are mean to me (hello highschool trauma<3) (i was also obsessed w victoria from life is strange for this same reason). penny's storyline made me cry <3 and i also had a shane phase! im not afraid to admit it <3 i can (and did) fix him!

TELL ME FROGGIE <333 who do you choose!! loml penny?? leah???

[codecicle]

HI SAW UR ASKS WERE OPEN FOR THE QUESTIONS I LOVE QUESTIONS!! But what about 17, 19, and 22? Curious to see your thoughts since we like some of the same fandoms!!!

AGUUGUHHHHH THANK YOU FOR THAT PHOTO IM STEALING IT AND RUNNING AWAY VERY FAST >:DD

ALSO max my inbox is ALWAYS open!! I LOVE GETTING QUESTIONS PLEASE SEND THEM WHENEVER YOU WANT!!!! :DDDDD

17: I already answered this but I always love fanart so why not give another answer!! I think people should draw q!charlie in more dresses!!!!! he went to the wedding in a goopy gunky dress that fanartists (myself included) went insane over if charlie won't do it we have to take matters into our own hands and put that grieving father into situations!! as a treat ofc :3

19: I've got two for this:

horrified that i actually miss elq after he went dark </3 where's the world's worst federation plant i need him and his horrible understanding of what qq was like before him back in my life

and ashamed about literally everything do to with my niklaus hendrix obsession. i cant do anything but think about him sometimes dude im just sitting around in riptide waiting for my guy to show back up i want my slutty deal maker back!!!! GRIZZLY WHERE IS HE⁉️ THEYRE LITERALLY IN THE BLACK SEA HE HAS GOT TO SHOW UP EVENTUALLY

22: GOD i can finally have an excuse to talk about q!charlie and q!mariana <- literally never shuts the fuck up about them

during the totk/gegg stream (yes that's how im phrasing that I guess??) q!charlie wakes up in marianas bed and then immediately leaves to go finish building his exile spot. he literally leaves his final person who he knows to his core cares and loves him because he thinks he's an irredeemable child murdering monster and has to go far far away because of it. something something q!charlie feeling unworthy of love and isolating himself because of it, but creating gegg and allowing gegg to feel loved because if he can live vicariously through gegg he doesn't have to face reality (he deserves love despite his mistakes)

ALSO!! gegg not being appreciated by most of the island until the elections. everyone kinda hated gegg until he started spitting facts on signs and then they loved him again. something something this reinforced q!charlie's idea that love for him is conditional

[dancer-subclarington]

TEXTS: KYLA & BRIAR

Kyla: I get to leave this prison

Briar: How?

Kyla: Field trip

Briar: Less sucky than the last one?

Kyla: Thankfully. We’re going to London on Jan 3rd, coming back the 10th. Which means you have that long to get to London.

Briar: Im home

Kyla: And they don’t have flights from Canada to London?

Briar: Im home for the holidays

Kyla: The holidays are over!

Briar: New Years is a holiday.

Kyla: We both know you’ll be out on New Years, you don’t need to be home with family

Briar: I know the bars and clubs here.

Kyla: Im pouting

Briar: Oh no

Kyla: It’ll be in January. New Years will be over. So. I’ll see you in London.

Briar: You really want to be doing dance stuff on vacation?

Kyla: Vacation is for doing stuff you love and I love dance

Briar: You’re adorable. But wrong. Vacation is for sex. Sex and shopping and drinking.

Kyla: You said the academy is for sex

Briar: Which is true

Kyla: And being away from the academy is also about sex?

Briar: Yes

Kyla: How does that make sense?

Briar: Sex doesn’t have to make sense.

Kyla: Ugh

Briar: I’ll drop by if you promise to let me watch you have fun

Kyla: This again? Its been 4 years

Briar: You went out in college and did fun things but I’ve only ever seen you do dance things.

Kyla: So your criteria to come see me is that I dress slutty and go drinking?

Briar: That’s a good start

Kyla: Start? Babe that’s the whole thing

Briar: What? No.

Kyla: Why do you think Im a fun person?

Briar: Bc you let me ask your bf 3 questions

Kyla: I dont remember that being one of them

Briar: Because you walked away and insisted that I never tell you what I asked him

Kyla: Bc I assumed it would be dirty!

Briar: Oh it was, I assure you. But then he and I started talking and I learned some things

Kyla: I never said you 2 could TALK

Briar: Yeah i know, you told us not to talk to each other

Kyla: Bc i knew you wouldn’t behave!

Briar: And you were right. So now I know your kinks and some other stuff.

Kyla: You’re annoying

Briar: I can live with that. If I go to London, you’re going to behave like that sorority babe I never actually got to meet

Kyla: It was different then

Briar: Doesn’t have to be! You had a sexy bf and you were still out there drinking and flirting and such

Kyla: He knew about it

Briar: Duh, that’s how I found out, we just covered this.

Kyla: Fine. Whatever. I’ll dance and flirt and get people to buy things for me.

Briar: And do stupid dares?

Kyla: Well I always do that

Briar: Good. Pinky promise all of this.

Kyla: Come on

Briar: You won’t break a pinky promise because you’re a small child

Kyla: Ughhhhh. Fine. Pinky promise. One night. And I have a curfew.

Briar: Wtf

Kyla: 11. Also I can’t go anywhere without another student.

Briar: 11? Buddy system? What are you, 15?

Kyla: I’m a student

Briar: You were a student in college, too. What was your sorority’s curfew?

Kyla: I was technically underage, so 1 for me, 2 for others.

Briar: You’re staying out later than 11

Kyla: Absolutely the hell not

Briar: Who says that? You still dont say fuck?

Kyla: Nope

Briar: Aiden said you say it during sex

Kyla: UGHHHHH

Briar: 😁

Kyla: Well that means you’ll never hear it

Briar: I’ll go with girls if it also involves a guy. Anyone willing at your school?

Kyla: No one Im prepared to ask.

Briar: You are so damn boring.

Kyla: You’re just sex obsessed. Now which classes will you take with me?

Briar: If we’re going to be together, we’re teaching classes not taking them. A full day of classes

Kyla: I have to have a student with me. I can convince someone to watch me dance for a bit but Im not gonna ask someone to sit around for 10 hours while I teach classes. What’s wrong? Can’t dance anymore?

Briar: Shut up

Kyla: We’re taking classes, its much more fun than teaching. Plus we can film the combos together and post it which will fuel signups

Briar: It probably wont

Kyla: It will if we include an improv section

Briar: Fine. But you also need to have sex. You like fairytales. Far off romantic land, exotic accents, yummy treats.

Kyla: Why are you concerned with my sex life?

Briar: Your dad is sexist so I assume you were raised to believe that sex is a chore that you must do

Kyla: I like sex

Briar: Good. Have a lot of it. It builds strength if you do it in fun positions

Kyla: You do strength positions, I’ll stick to flexible ones

Briar: Said like a loser who won’t get her 540

Kyla: Choreography doesn’t even call for girls to do 540s!

Briar: I know some girls here who can do it

Kyla: Because you all grow up wrestling mooses and lugging around axes!

Briar: You know girls who can do it too

Kyla: Only 3! And one of them is you!

Briar: Right, right. I can do it. You can’t. Remind me, do you like that?

Kyla: Do you like not being able to change spotting directions a million times when you turn?

Briar: See? You can fight through being boring.

Kyla: Point taken

Briar: Aiden told me you can do the luge really well

Kyla: Im ok at it

Briar: You were famous for it

Kyla: I left you two alone for like 5 minutes!

Briar: Yep. You’re gonna race everyone in the bar.

Kyla: Everyone who’s there before its even 10:30 yet? Easy.

Briar: Just for that Im putting fireball in it

Kyla: You say that like you want me to be too messed up to have sex with one of my roommates.

Briar: Tell me about this roommate. Is he hot?

Kyla: Very. It’s a girl though

Briar: Whatever works for you. If I go to London, do I get to meet your brothers?

Kyla: No

Briar: Why

Kyla: You can meet Gunner

Briar: Why Gunner?

Kyla: Bc he’s gay. Completely gay. You only want to meet them so you can have sex with them

Briar: Yeah so?

Kyla: Not happening!

Briar: Annoying