#this is foreplay

[yorkiepooh]

I've been speculating who would win in a fist fight, laios or kabru, and I always thought that kabru would win cause he specializes in fighting humans UNTIL i found out that kabru is 5'7 and 135 pounds while laios is 6'1 and probably over 200 pounds of pure muscle, I shouldn't be surprised cause that man can wrestle a horse underwater and win but damn. Maybe with a sword it's more even but laios can probably pull some monster shit to throw kabru off and bite him

[swamp-chicken]

doesn't get any easier than you xoxo

[shieldofiron]

The other side of the coin

[maximura]

[brainrotcharacters]

That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through

[bsdtakanenohana]

real + the man in question

[feyres-divorce-lawyer]

Bridilko Flirting In The Modern World

Ildiko: You’re so hideous, please take to wearing a hood and cowl, and make it a habit.

Brishen: A mutual feeling, my eyes shrink in disgust when they have the misfortune on landing on your unsightly figure.

[mirrorhouse]

annoying4annoying (insp)

[eefaevie]

parce qu'on s'est crié des mots qui ont sali tous nos plus beaux dessins, on a hurlé des chaudières d'encre noire sur le bonheur

j'expose ma tête, mes yeux, mon cœur et mes mains

si tu reviens

something quiet, gentle, and romantic for today. I’ve been assured it’s suggestive enough for @goodomensafterdark ‘s smut war, so enjoy this soft interlude with suggestive tummy ❤️

[overstimulatedhandler]

You know when Logan looked at Wade in the Honda and smiled up with blood on his face he was laying there thinking “finally some one matched my freak” and from that moment on he was in love

[witchcraftandgeekness]

[twingeof-cosmic-angst]

Rose: do you actually get paid? Do they give you money?

The Ood: The Beast and his armies shall rise from the pit to make war against God :)

Rose: weird thing to call your union leader but fuck yeah man power to the people

[owlmaya]

yayyy another g4g prompt

i could do anything as long as it was sfw moshang, so sqh sharing gossip with mbj it is!

[theeminentlyimpractical]

“why does the fandom portray Aziraphale as such an idiot when he is canonically intelligent”

today a colleague with an engineering phd had a wasp get in his car and drove around with his door open until it flew out and only realized like 10 minutes later he could have rolled down the windows, next question

[iamjackstylerdurden]

[m-1-8]

tw: canon compliant violence, spoilers?

the honda ✨