Can you imagine if random Americans today claimed they were indigenous to previously native lands.
“Actually, the Trail of Tears is just propaganda. No one forced anybody off their lands. And they were not even indigenous here. But I am because my grandma was born here.”
Then how come we keep finding artifacts from their tribes here during archaeological digs? And how come their customs are centered around this area of land? And how come we know this church is built on top of native burial sites?
*insert sputtering and slurs*
And you guys are indigenous to a continent half a world away. You’re not native to Alabama, you’re native to Britain and France.
“Okay well you need to talk to our media correspondent, not me”
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Idk why but i feel like he/hims are alphas and she/hers are omegas 🥺
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i like to think that the tentacles in dungeon meshi are kinda like mushrooms or perhaps even lichens in that they are very confusing to identifty and have 200 completely different species that look very similar ("delicious brown tentacle vs BROWN DEATH TENDRIL") and you need to be an Expert to determine the difference between some of the more confusing species and some of them have like 300 different sexes and some of them are actually composite creatures composed of several different species and somehow yeast is involved and also no one really knows half of whats going on with them and in like 50 years someones gonna figure out that uhm actually these are two completely different types of tentacle creatures that arent related like at All they jusf happen to look similar and oh btw that one common house mold is actually a tentacle
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Bruce texting " I'm writing my will. Would anyone like anything specifically?" In the group chat. With no expectations of his kids ripping the door of his office open. With Clark in toe. Well. Should've thought twice
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Something I miss from earlier eras of the creative side of the internet was things just being unabashedly low-budget. Just all unashamedly amateur, unprofessional, ‘I don’t own a good camera but I have a story to tell you’, ‘I can’t afford a good mic but I have a song to sing for you,’ ‘I don’t have any kind of background in editing or lighting and I only just picked up this guitar last Tuesday but here’s an entire musical me and my friends wrote about our favourite book, we filmed it on a potato and put it up on YouTube in ten minute segments because we thought it was pretty funny.’
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thinking about logan and scott post-x2/pre-last stand taking their grief out on eachother in arguments but also grieving together because they are the only one who understands the others pain
while getting drunk together one night scott mentions not being able to sleep in an empty bed which leads to logan offering to lay next to him and wait for scott to fall asleep. this becomes a bit of a routine until eventually its easier to just stay and sleep next to scott rather than trudging back and forth to his room down the hall.
they dont talk about it and neither do the other professors or students who see the sleepy partings in doorways in the early mornings get more and more fond.
the professors are happy enough about them having less explosive arguments in front of the students to want to question it and risk upsetting the delicate balance of peace they've managed to get to after months.
the students silence is a bit harder to keep once they start noticing scott in more flannels than cardigans and barely finding logan in the kitchen when going for late night snacks anymore.
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