#actually ridiculous

[that-rad-jewish-girl]

Can you imagine if random Americans today claimed they were indigenous to previously native lands.

“Actually, the Trail of Tears is just propaganda. No one forced anybody off their lands. And they were not even indigenous here. But I am because my grandma was born here.”

Then how come we keep finding artifacts from their tribes here during archaeological digs? And how come their customs are centered around this area of land? And how come we know this church is built on top of native burial sites?

*insert sputtering and slurs*

And you guys are indigenous to a continent half a world away. You’re not native to Alabama, you’re native to Britain and France.

“Okay well you need to talk to our media correspondent, not me”

[aaronwhorechner]

whoever keeps turning the lights down on every new episode of criminal minds…. i’m going to knock your kneecaps clean off

[nikkip1kki]

Just did like 7 tasks I’d been putting off for over a month and it ended up taking me less than 50 minutes 😭

[22plus15]

pov you're down five and you see alexia caro and aitana getting subbed on

[ireallydohateyou2]

Heavily crying over Something (So Many of u have No idea about) rn ...

[foolish-fitz]

everyone clap and cheer, this is a big milestone for me

Fool's Assassin chapter 10 huh 👍🏻

[butchsky]

would like to share with everyone that i just spent four hours straight ridiculously hyperfocused on slime rancher. i am now off to binge tc videos. that is all. goodnight

[eversea143]

Inktober

GTober

Whumptober

Whatever-you-can-imagine-tober-

Gah!

Seriously people, why are we turning this one particular month into a a freaking art-exhibit?! I like all this stuff, sure, but so much all at once is just a bit too much, ya know?

[tuituipupu]

didn’t have tumblr for just less than 2 weeks and return to a following of more than 20 corn 🌽 bots - absolutely inundated -_-

[gh-woah-st]

guys i fear there is a new worst enemy other than chemistry this semester…

[carelesscuriosity]

how did it take this long to realize I was a lesbian… the only “guy” ive ever liked is now transfem

[littlemizzlinguistics]

Studying linguistics is actually so wonderful because when you explain youth slang to older professors, instead of complaining about how "your generation can't speak right/ you're butchering the language" they light up and go “really? That’s so wonderful! What an innovative construction! Isn't language wonderful?"

[streetcornertwoam]

Oh god...the brainrot is so fucking real ajsdklfj

watching a thing and they were talking about Celine Dion, and I was like 'damn...now I GOTTA go listen to some Celine Dion'

so there I am just barely getting into "It's All Coming Back To Me Now" and who enters my brain

the goddamn ineffable husbands

so completely unprompted, just...specifically it was this part:

I finished crying in the instant that you left And I can't remember where or when or how And I banished every memory you and I had ever made

if there isn't already a video(s) made with this song, someone PLEASE make it. I didn't check if they already exist yet, I had to pause the song and come make this post ajkdlf

and now...back to Celine

[tee-dohrnii]

Based off of this post

[velvetboyette]

Took like 4 hours for my sister to get aggressive with me because I left my journal on the center couch console .... I feel like she's been missing someone to bully I wish she'd grow the fuck up and stop being territorial esp in a house that isn't hers

[frogaroundandfindout]

Dead on main au where

1. Danny wears a 1/2 face mask as a ghost to make sure his parents don’t find out who he is

2. The decision to start wearing the mask was a spontaneous thing that happened at school and he stole the mask from his high school’s theater department

3. Danny moves to Gotham as soon as he turns 18 on a scholarship but it doesn’t include dorm fees.

4. Danny hides out in an abandoned theater (the attic is surprisingly well insulated!!!!) and spends most of his time there as a ghost because he can’t anywhere else in Gotham.

5. An injured Red hood limps his way into one of his favorite old hideouts (the theater obviously), and promptly passes out from blood loss with the hazy image of a masked glowing spector as the last thing he sees.

6. He wakes up enough to hear soft reassurances of safety and feel cool hands carry him with no noticeable strain.

7. Jason comes to in a giant nest of blankets with his wound neatly stitched up, a killer headache, and a sticky note wishing him well/ promising the writer didn’t leak under the helmet (a fact Jason is well aware of considering his head is very much unexploded)

8. Jason tries to leave but he passes out again and is honestly too tired to try again when he comes back around. So he just…falls asleep.

9. Jason wakes up again to warm food on an old silver tray and an empty room, not knowing Danny is watching him from the corner to make sure he doesn’t fall again. Not that Danny wouldn’t catch him again, but he’d prefer it didn’t happen at all.

In short, Danny plays elusive nurse to the dangerous red hood while Jason sees a literal ghost that lives in an abandoned theater wearing a phantom of the opera mask and decides he’s found a keeper. Clearly he appreciates the drama.