#this is my blog wtf mate

[percentstardust]

can you chill with the scream posts or ??? Don’t you have other fandoms and muses to focus on?

no ❤️

[graveyarrdshift]

trying to like/reblog a post from a blog that has you blocked is so fucking funny lmao. like how could YOU block ME? Unbelievable, shameful even.

[pansy-out-of-the-wardrobe]

If you want to feel better about yourself just know that my partner said to me that I was one of the “leaders” of the Wattpad Classic Rock community back in 2016 and that everybody was reading my blogs (they are truly shit) … your guy here peaked on Wattpad………..

[httpsserene]

𝐡𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 | 𝐨𝐩. 𝟖𝟏

summary: you accidentally leak a private song you made as a birthday gift for your boyfriend.

content warning: mdni. suggestive and sexual themes. humor. i consider this to be crack taken seriously. menace and unbothered king oscar piastri. a couple uses of yn. one threat/suggestion of self-deleting (in minecraft ofc). song referenced is on the way by jhene aiko ft. mila j. 

pairing: oscar piastri x singer! fem!black!reader

genre: smau.

from, serene: was this requested? no. i did this for myself. do what you will with that information. enjoy, loves !!!!

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oscarpiastri everybody knows what's on my plate for my birthday breakfast, lunch, dinner, and dessert 😋🍽️

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yninsta: gave you permission to post this and you didn't even tag me 😠

➥ oscarpiastri: tagging you is unnecessary. ➥ oscarpiastri: as you already made a whole song about how much you enjoy our..."activities" and posted it for public consumption :) ➥ yninsta: please deactivate your account 🫡

landonorris: mate just block me out of respect 🫠

➥ oscarpiastri: you see, i already respect you very little🫶🏻 ➥ landonorris: "tell your friends tinker bell fucked your brains out" ➥ landonorris: i vow to never let you have a peaceful day ever again 🫶🏻

charlesleclerc: my son, please. i have learned too many things i did not need to know about you in 3:42 song. have mercy 🤧

➥ oscarpiastri: somebody has to be the family disappointment 🤷‍♂️ ➥ olliebearman: it's me. i'm the one driving a haas next year 😖 ➥ leoleclerc: everybody's knows m not bringing the shame to our family's name :) 🐕🐾 ➥ alexandrasaintmleux: nobody is a disappointment! family dinner is postponed this month btw. i think charles might cry if he has to look at you oscar.

logansargeant: dude wtf 😳

➥ oscarpiastri: do you have something to say? ➥ logansargeant: ....no ➥ oscarpiastri: hm. that's what i thought

user1: oscar posting "for your eyes only" pics i can't believe it

➥ user2: we all know the song is dirtier than the pics

user3: it's always the quiet ones 🙂‍↕️

➥ yninsta: stay away from them they only cause headaches 😒 ➥ user4: don't you mean backaches? from the way he blows your back out CONSISTENTLY ➥ yninsta: i hope you know that i'm having you blacklisted from any of my future live shows and tours @/user4

user5: everybody tell him happy birthday 🫵🏻

➥ user6: ion have to tell him SHIT 👹 ➥ user7: he already got her, i'm not wishing him a hbd ➥ user8: i'm not spoiling him, she got it covered 🥱 ➥ user9: y'all r lonely n miserable HBD OSCARRRRR!!!!

mclaren: oscar, i respect your game—but i think you missed the point of the emergency pr meeting that i was forced to be in earlier - admin

➥ oscarpiastri: yolo - kimi raikkonen ➥ mclaren: valid ig

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© httpsserene 2024 - photos used from pinterest.

[f14fun]

pixelated love (!simmer x mv1) - chapter 6

synopsis: in which the famous three time world champion max verstappen wants to learn how to play the sims 4. except, he doesn't really know how to. so what does he do, search up a youtube tutorial. low-and-behold, y/n's video is the first he watches.

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liked by maxverstappen1, landonorris and 187,306 others

yourusername: living out my best sugar baby life thanks to @/maxverstappen 1 😈😈 ty schatze ❤️💦🤤

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maxverstappen1: You're welcome mein leibling ❤️

user1: BYE what alternate reality joke thingie have i stumbled upon🧍🏻🧍🏻🧍🏻

user2: i feel lost, confused, and BETRAYEDDD

user3: she got that million dollar baby life coming her wayy 🤑🤑💸

user4: chat... i fear that the flirting... erm... m-m-may not be a joke anymore

yourusername: hmmm... maybe not... do you agree?? senpai-san? 🥹🥹🥹

maxverstappen1: GTFO my face with that bullshit.

user5: deffo still friends (that fuck) BUT FRIENDS. 😭😭

user6: BYEEEE 😢😓

landonorris: Well well well... aren't YOU the reason why Max is "booked out" for the next week.

landonorris: YOU TRAITOR 😡😡😡

yourusername: @/maxverstappen go tell your girlfriend, that i'm your girlfriend

user7: WHAT?

user8: ???? I AM CONFUSION

maxverstappen1: Now Y/n, what did we say about quoting pop culture references/song lyrics to me...

yourusername: 😢😢😢 i'm super duper sworry

maxverstappen1: @/landonorris GTFO 🚪

landonorris: WHAT WHAT WHAT???

landonorris: I'm just friends with a big bunch of traitors 😓

georgerussell63: Wtf mate??

oscarpiastri: Hello?? So mean Lando... Not chill at all 😞

user9: BACKTRACK?? IS SHE FR DATING MAX???

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author's note: ty guys for reading this fic! 😍🫶🏾

pls let me know if this chapter was funny, i'm feeling extremely unfunny these days y'all's (ik right, impossible 🤡🤡😞) just because i've been burdened with the task of *unfortunately* summer school

soon, all the next published parts will be published on a schedule, and i won't really be able to add anyone to the taglist for two-ish weeks

comment if you want to be added to the taglist! ⋆.˚✮🎧✮˚.⋆

[lethalchiralium]

That Happy Feeling | Simon “Ghost” Riley

a/n: i love angel with all of my heart. here’s the continuation of that post with baby mellie! (i have a continuation of a little more coming soon!!)

warnings: babies, cussing, domestic simon because i’m a sucker for it, MENTIONS OF WIFE READER BUT NOT BY NAME!!

summary: “say hello, winnie.” “say hello, mellie.” + a text conversation with the 141 + los vaqueros!

REMINDER: This is a side-blog, not my main! If you have any questions, feel free to message this blog or reblog! Reblogs are always appreciated - as well as any comments, they keep me motivated to write stuff like this!

“Say hello, Winnie.”

A gloved hand pointed to the camera, to which the four year old on Ghost’s hip giggled and waved, “Hello!”

He set her down on the floor, out of view of the camera but he could still clearly hear her run out of the room. His hand went up to fix his mask as he leaned out of view, taking a few moments before appearing back in view.

He held the two month old on his arm, moving to kneel in front of the camera to show her face. His fingers were massive compared to her little arm as he pulled it up to wave her hand at the camera.

“Say hi to your uncles, Mellie.”

The little one stuck out her bottom lip and cooed, eyes staring at the screen - just like Winnie did when she was younger. He smiled under the mask, one of his hands gently pet her head.

“Good one, princess. Off to bed then, yeah?”

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Gaz

WTF

Soap

WHAT !!!!!

Price

Congrats, mate . When do we get to meet the new one ?

Rodolfo

Qué carajo. Congrats, Ghost

Alejandro

Felicidades, hermano!! She’s beautiful!!

Ghost

Next Sunday. 1800.

Soap

Tell the missus that she did a good job 👍 !!! 👍

Gaz

Missus’s request?

Ghost

It’s an order.

Gaz

Yes sir 👍👍👍

Price

I’ll be there .

Rudy

Alejandro and I will be there too 😀

Soap

Bringing bourbon for the missus 😁👍

Ghost

Missus says thank you.

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Copyright © 2023 lethalchiralium. All rights reserved.

[lovableapocalypse]

tour insta blurb

hiiiii i really want to expand my bassist!remus x reader universe bc i’ve been writing more and they make my heart expand so this is my first attempt at an instagram blurb lol!

love you all x

also 100% inspired by @eddieamoremio ! go check out their blog!!

y/ninstagram tour 4 life @/remuslupin

jamesprongspotter number 1 it couple

>siriusblk more like number 1 shit couple ... jk. maybe

>y/ninstagram wowwww love u too siri

maraudersfan1 they're so cute wtf 😪

remuslupin Xxx

remuslupin Somewhere in America @/y/ninstagram

y/ninstagram 🥹❤️

marauders_fann AHHH im so obsessed w them WTF

>jamesprongspotter me too

siriusblk sick

marlenemicky moony ur so cute

>y/ninstagram isn't he

via y/ninstagram story Hard @ work

tagged @/remuslupin @/siriusblk

maraudersbandupdates Remus and Y/n spotted out late last night after the band's sold out show in London!

marauder5fan my fav rockstar girlfriend

bandmarauders ugh i love themmmmm. why cant i be her

fanaccount100 how long have they been together?

>iluvsiriusblack i think like 5 years but they've been friends longer apparently

y/ninstagram always sneaking into the crowd w @/lilyevans

siriusblk bad influence i see

>lilyevans never

>jamesprongspotter Lilypad dont lie

maraudersfanacc Are James and Lily back together???

>bandofmarauders idk but she's been at the last two shows...

siriusblk best morning cig buddy @/y/ninstagram

y/ninstagram not you exposing my bad habits aesthetically

remuslupin Photo creds mate

>siriusblk right this bloke took the picture!

jamesprongspotter looking chic

>peterpettigrew James who says chic anymore

>jamesprongspotter me, obviously

[punkeropercyjackson]

hi mate just came here to drop this here but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE OVERSEXUALIZATION OF ARAB WORDS IN FRENCH AND THE FACT THAT THEYRE ASSOCIATED WITH LOW IQ. LIKE FOR EXAMPLE AS A KID I CALLED MY PARENTS YEMMA AND BABA CUZ THATS NORMAL THATS WHO THEY ARE BUT THEN I STARTED SEEING THEM WHITE KIDS APPROPRIATING IT IN WEIRD CONTEXTS (sexual i just didn't get it) AND I JUST STOPPED AND STARTED CALLING THEM PAPA AND MAMAN WHEN NO THEYRE YEMMA AND BABA. OR JUST ARAB WORDS BEING CULTURALLY APPROPRIATED BY FRENCH FRAT BOYS WHO JUST USE THEM IN THE WRONG CONTEXT AND LOOK NOT ITS ONLY SAID BY STUPID PEOPLE AND GANGSTERS. FOR EXAMPLE HENDEK WHICH MEANS BEWARE AND IS GENERALLY USED BY YOUR MOM WHEN IS ABOUT TO WHOOP YOUR ASS IF YOU DONT SHUT IT RN THEM WHITE BOYS TURNED IT INTO A SLANG FOR COPS. DUDE WTF ? AND ALL OF OUR CULTURE BEING APPROPRIATED BY FRENCH BOHOS AND HIPPIES FOR THE AESTHETIC ASPECTS CUZ WE CANT HAVE PRETTY STUFFS THATS GOTTA BE COMMODIFIED AND WHITE WASHED ! AND THE REST MEH GIVE IT TO THOSE FRAT BOYS WHO DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT US. OH AND WHATEVER IS LEFT MAKE IT SEXUAL ! FOR EG HABIBI WHICH MEANS LOVER BOY AND IS OFTEN USED PLATONICALLY ESPECIALLY WITH YOUNG KIDDOS WELL I SAW A WHITE ALT RIGHT ACTIVIST GIRL CALLING HER EQUALLY BIGOTED BF HABIBI AND GIRLS ON TIKTOK MAKING IT SO SEXUAL. GUYS THATS SOMETHING I SAY TO MY 9YO BROTHER WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL ? WERE EITHER SEXUALIZED CRIMINALIZED OR COMMODIFIED ! CANT WE JUST EXIST ? NAH BUT WITH ALL OF THOSE TERRORIST ALLEGATIONS ON TOP OF THAT AND THE GROWING HATRED OF MAGHREBIS IN FRANCE ! IM JUST SO FUCKEN DONE ! WE CANT EXIST ! AND DONT GET ME STARTED ON ARAB FISHING TO COMFORT TO THE BEURETTE STEREOTYPE ! And anyway time for a maghrebi arab and black solidarity moment from what I read on your blog you guys also have this kind of experience and just reading it made me feel seen even though we're not from the same community. Keep up with the good work you're so cool and good at putting into words feelings I had about a lot of stuffs ! you slay beyond mortal comprehension love takow ps : drink water

1.YESSSSSSSSSSSS GET THEY ASS,DESTROY THOSE FREAKS!!!

2.White people when something isn't about sex:Hmmm sounds innacurate

3.True true true!!!!As a black person i love arab people so much and how much we can share♡

4.Ahhhh tysm,i'm so happy i could!!My posts are often made with the intention of that so i'm glad i could :'>

5.I will and i will also be eating soup with lemon juice for dinner :]]]

[jasontoddisbest]

For those of you who don't know wtf I'm gonna talk about, check the tag #HStM or #hot soup the musical on my blog (make sure to read below if you wanna volunteer)

Tags cuz I need opinions-

@skylardoesthings @humanarsonist @theweirdhybrid @hunters-trashblog @persefoni-is-here @triple-asstro @chillisreal @yayaisthebest @purpledisastertwin900 @halcyonterror @kopibihun @blanket-gh0st @lemme-be-cringe-damnit @glitchyraphie13stuff

Got the idea from @twiglightsparkle :D (psst, hey you- you wanna be co-mods?)

Edit: Position possible for volunteers:

story board artist

animators

VA/Singer

Song writer

Music composer

Script writer

Audio editors

Character designers

Background artists

If you do wanna volunteer, join the server or dm me :]

[petz5]

I can’t send this from my ranma side blog but I love love LOVE your warrior cats au 🩷 definitely art that I get excited about whenever you post

Know that I think about “Have we not been mates for moons now??” Like at least once a week or more it’s such a wonderful quote ❤️

THANK YOUUUU LOL THEYRE SO FUNNYYY

streamswitch, after publicly declaring multiple times that he's the one who is going to be her mate: why does everyone know i have a crush on her wtf!!!

I decided that by the end of their equivalent of the ryugenzawa arc tenderclaw decides to accept him (since they get a lot more affectionate from that point on in the series) when she tells him she doesn't love cypress (shinnosuke) and wants to go home together. And streamswitch just doesn't make the connection despite them sharing a nest from that point on 💀

[toomuchracket]

flatmate!matty w his mates and it’s girlie who took the picture

yeahhhhhh ok it's definitely a pre-dating era pic (shaved head ross gave it away. like carbon dating. also if ross ever shaves his head again i'll delete my whole blog bc what would even be the point anymore), but you guys are living together. actually, i wonder if this is a pic from the last night out back home, before you and matty moved to london - you're like "wait matty let me take a pic of you and the boys as a little memento it would be so cute. we could put it on our fridge", and matty (tipsy) gets all daydreamy about the way you said "our fridge" and the inherent domesticity of it and how he really fucking likes the sound of you saying "our" like you're a couple. he's like "yeah good idea darlin'. oi! lads! squish in for a pic", and the boys all gather together so you can snap a photo, to which you react like "awww, this is cute! thanks boys, sorry for interrupting your respective seshes lol". george is like "oh we're not doing a second one with you in it? i think we should. you're one of the boys at this point babe, let's face it lol"; matty's like "shut the fuck up george, she's not one of the boys" and you're lowkey like oi wtf offended i am a Crucial part of this group before matty stands behind you and wraps his arms around you to kiss your cheek like "she's my girl". naturally, your heart fucking stops, and - although you know he doesn't mean it in that way - you relax into matty's hold a little more and have to bite your lip to keep from grinning (you're also Inebriated) at the thought of actually being his girl(friend). and george is like "you mean 'our girl', yeah? everyone loves her, not just you, mate", and you're like "aww g, you little sap" while matty's like "yeah obv i know that" - immediately after he says that, though, he leans down to whisper "but not as much as i love you". before you can react, though, he's let go of your waist in favour of your hand like "come on, let's get another drink" (because he's lowkey freaking out that he crossed the line. you wish he would cross it even further) <3

[lavendersartistry]

I didn't expect this one post about the fandom to hit this high and still get notifs about it.

I made this at the start of 2024 so may as well update my opinions before 2025.

This will NOT be under the main cotl tag, but a special tag (cult of the lamb critical) because it's good etiquette to tag your posts properly.

With that being said:

LAVENDER'S 2024 TED TALK OF COTL FANDOM.

(Check UTC)

OKAY. So I'm taking from my January post + other critical points and updating my initial thoughts of the fandom.

Death and the Archivist has been long gone and has been forgotten. Check my COTL Blog for the better AUs.

The fandom still tends to pull a blind eye and do "Narilamb AU #7899" but to me personally, it's not much of a personal problem. It still clogs the main tag (much like how DCA clogs the main FNAF tag).

The only thing that probably has stayed is the inappropriate jokes regarding the Sins of the Flesh update. Mainly the ones that force Narinder to the mating tent (we'll get to that section in a bit, same goes for the infantilization bit).

Again, Death and the Archivist doesn't exist anymore.

My point still stands. I much rather see content of AUs that focus on how people can interpret the game as it is (the Lamb claiming revenge for their kind because of a prophecy caused by Narinder's ambition to cheat death) rather than a AU that is Narilamb with no interesting aspect. This is why I like the Gang/Mafia AUs people do for Narilamb. They interpret that the dynamics are going to be a wild rollercoaster, Narilamb-focused or not.

Another point that still stands. I still never get how people look at the implied atrocities the bishops have done to not only the Lamb's species but to other creatures and think they are innocent then turn and put Narinder in situations such as abuse and torture. It is a really sour taste.

sighs in wtf was my early 2024 braincells were writing

It may be just me but I look heavily at the details the game offers (ex: Sozo's shroom addiction). These aspects of the game can work immensely for AUs but the fandom, at least a good portion of it, doesn't explore it because it can't fit in their Narilamb puzzle. It's a personal gripe.

The other points like woobifying characters, not making ocs interesting, and not placing more attention to other NPCs that no one gives more a fuck about are either personal gripes that I can't set a opinion on or can't comment.

Remember that the abuse/torture tags are here for a reason and this is the moment where I explain my big gripe with the fandom about this.

I very much hate this part of the fandom and I took a VERY LONG break when these "jokes" came out when Sins of the Flesh announced/released. These "jokes" were never funny to begin with. They're gross and those who make these "jokes" need serious help.

I am not a survivor but I have seen how insensitive people can be about survivors. I am ashamed to be in the same space as these insensitive people.

This is a big gripe with the fandom as a whole. I love Narilamb (certain interpretations) like the next person but they are becoming the next "DCA clogs the FNAF tag" issue. Narilamb isn't the only thing this game provides. Broaden your horizons.

There is possibly more around here in the critical tag that I haven't put in this post but just scroll through.

All in all, this fandom is fine. It just has its moments where people get really weird and you need to take a break from the fandom because of seeing disgusting shit like Bishop x Bishop or Narinder abuse/torture in the tags or in reblogs of people you follow.

That's my TED Talk. I am off to get some work done about my fellow OC x Canon lesbians.

[thundersongfury]

Your blog is really cool🌸

Your art is amazing ✨✨

I am glad that you drawing pocs' content💔🤧

Also i dnk if it ok but i want to share a story about those films.

When i was a child i thought that Beckett and Norrington were the same person. But when i had watched the third movie i was really confused, because there were two Norrington (on my mind) and i was like wtf x)

After a while I stopped question things there and was like "ok, fine", because i remembered dead men, sea goddess etc. But i still thought, that Beckett is cooler version of Norrington :D (the reason was wig and death scene) (Norrington and cooler Norrington (who is Beckett) meme)

(on my mind they were alternative demention's versions or something like that, i don't remember this clearly)

(After rewatching films in adult age i think Beckett is my favourite character and i am really glad to see you drawing him💜🤧)

Sorry for rant

(THERES FANART BTW BUT PROBS CUT OFF)

tysm for the validation mate i really needed that after my wacky week and OMG LET ME TELL U A STORY

back in my days, i sucked at recognising faces (and still do, i have no idea why), so i tended to remember people by first their hair colour, then their clothes. Unfortunately: British Guys.

to tell this tale, i first have to reveal my favourite character from POTC. contrary to popular belief, it's Norrington, the guy i have like 3 drawings of, and not Beckett, who i have an entire sketchbook dedicated to, who i draw on foggy windows and have entire albums full of reference pics, the guy whose actor i stalked across movies (he's a close second favourite and i'm thinking of giving mate a promotion).

anyways, the first movie i was like, "that british seems pretty niceoMG HE HAS A BOW TIE. i'm following him throughout the movie now. he's the one w the white wig and blue coat, right?"

second movie rolls around and "oh look :DDD the Nice British is back! he looks smaller? and strangely happy?"

"the main gang got themselves a scruffy new pirate friend!

good for them and scruffy new pirate friend :)"

beckett changing outfits every scene didn't help.

when i learnt they were actually two separate britishes, i hated beckett because i kept confusing him with norrington (surprisingly left Groves and Gillette alone).

then my obsession with the movies grew and i began to notice the differences between them. my theory concerning my lack of art of norrington is probably bc i liked him too much and didn't want to mess him up, so i turned to a look-alike alternative, but then the ">:3" grew on me.

and there's my 6 page villain origin story. sorry to anyone who decided to actually read that. if u guys have any similar experiences, or just want to talk, feel free to share :)

[moonjxsung]

upon learning the term bedrotting i feel like 80% of my life has been just that. so i completely get it, i bedrot unless i absolutely need to go out (✨depression✨)

fr perv hanji brings out my past wattpad dramatic af 1D fic self. i love him, he also lives in my head rent free because the perv ji character just fits him soooo well. and that thing your ex did was super hanji coded too if he’s feeling especially confident. manifesting perv hanji everyday✨

choi minho, the man that you are. he’s also my baby, so pretty so hot and so nice😭 the greenest green flag to ever exist. i saw an article the other day bc someone accused him of being a bully in HS (and first off like wtf that man is like 30+yrs old, why you bringing up his hs life at this age). the thing is that his former classmates were like “wtf hell no, bro is obsessed with a soccer team that hasn’t one in 20 yrs, you really think he’s a bully?” 😭😂😂😂 they said that he used to get snsd autographs for his teachers and friends. literally an angel baby. also, ur minho dream, care to elaborate??👀

and frrrrr what’s up with these exes here? are you guys okay? i thankfully don’t think i ever had a situation like that with anyone, ex or not, and if i did, i def repressed it. but i always remember this situation a friend of mine was in. so she was my bestie for like all of high school (she dumped me for the church💔 my religious trauma fr) and she was in a band and one of her mates introduced her to this other guy who played guitar (conveniently, he was also really really good friends with my current bf at that time). anyways we were like 17 (my bf and i) and she was a year younger so 16. and we were just finishing our list of college applications, they saw each other randomly bc he auditioned for a band that she was in and he started texting her a lot and offering to take her to band practice (thankfully her parents were like overprotective so it never happened). mind you, he was born in 95 and she was 00. so if we were in like grade 11 or 12 he was like well into uni. so, she tells me that she’s going to this uni like three hours away from where i was going. and i’m like all happy and supportive and whatever and she’s just like “oh and _______ told me that he studies like 15minutes away from my campus so he said that i could go to his apartment and we could read comics” and i was just like 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩and i told her that that was absolutely insane and reading comics def didn’t mean reading comics. so she got kinda mad and we stopped talking about him. and like a year later (she ended up not going to that uni), i stayed at her house once and she told me that he turned out to be a super sketchy guy. and she’s always been this really really physically beautiful person like main visual fr, but soooo naive, and shit like this happed so frequently. she once told me that in middle school, she was kinda dating a guy from 12th grade so she was like 13 and he was like 17-18🚩🚩🚩 so yeah, men suck. i’m thankful to have never experienced something like that or anything but im sure that my rbf and the paranoia and resistance my parents inflicted on me in terms of men helped.

so yeah, if there’s anything that the minors that sneak into ur blog should know is: that older guy that’s talking to you is 100% an absolute creep, pls stop talking to him🙏🏻

anyways bb, i hope you have soooo much fun watching the ateez coachella streaming!!! i will be with u @ heart bc im def watching it here, last week’s was really freaking awesome.

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WE LOVE BEDROTTINGGGG my plans for tomorrow are just to bedrot bc this week was tiring as hell and my sister’s getting sick so I have preemptively planned to stay in and sleep as much as I physically can in between writing. I am so excited ‼️‼️

PLEASE something about perv Hanji just gets me GOING my ex is fucking trash but he did the most pervy shit sometimes and I just imagine it as Hanji au now to repress the bad memories 😭 I remember we were sexting @ thanksgiving dinner one year while he was literally sitting next to his entire family and he left the table to send me videos of him taking care of himself in the backseat of his car like if that’s not SO Hanji 😭😭😭😭 PLEASE. I would melt

THE MINHO THING PWLWAASSKKEKE I SAW THAT TOO AND I WAS LAUGHING SOOO HARD CHOI MINHO IS THE GREENEST FLAG EVERRRRR NO WAY YALL WANT TO PRETEND HE WAS A BULLY 😭😭 also my dream was v short lived BUT I dreamt that he had to go to work in my place for some reason and run some of my meetings for me and so we met up so he could give me business updates and we were just sitting so close to each other and laughing and getting zero work done LMFAO I remember thing “oh my god I have to fuck this man” PLSLSLWLEKEKSMJS HE’S SO FINE……….

Oh my god that story about your friend is insane 😭 that sucks that she ended up dropping you for the church (she’s missing out on the best friendship frfr) but I hope she’s gotten a little smarter about avoiding weird guys and sorta understanding the implications of what they say :/ my sister used to work at the movies when she was like 16 and one of her coworkers was this 25 year old weirdo who snapchatted her once inviting her to “watch marvel movies together” and we were instantly like OHHHH THAT’S NOT…….

Sagely words of advice from all of us here on stayblr stay away from older men w creep vibes AND don’t pursue anything with anyone who clearly isn’t over their ex 😀😀😀😀😀😀

ALSO BBY I JUST FINISHED COACHELLA STREAMING AAAAHQHWJSMSKS THEY SOMEHOW DID EVEN BETTER THAN LAST WEEK)????? HOWWW IS THAT POSSIBLE…, ALSO “GOLDEN HOUR” NEW COMEBACK IN SUMMER????? IM SO HYPED I LOVE ATEEZ SO MUCH FUCKKKK 😭😭😭🫶🫶🫶‼️‼️

I love you baby I hope you had the bestttt day !!!!!! 💓💖💘💗

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I’ve been shipping Ben with Andrew Scott for like 13 years at this point and now I have to find out through your blog that he is dating someone else. WTF mate you ruined my dream

lmaoooo i'm sorry 4 your loss, nonny

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HAPPY NEW YEAR QUEEN!

first of all, thank u sm for that incredible ty story! that was such a wonderful plot that im sure i will be reading uncountable times in the future, also i took it as a gift and im grateful for it 🥺

I just wanted to say that i loved it but im dying to know more about them, their relationship, so u already know that a second part will always be welcome 😁

AND GIRL WTF HOW'S THAT UR WRITING SOME CHENLE STUFF 🥹

I've been waiting for that one even before the bubu story and believe me im rooting for u, and ur inspiration to get higher and higher until u give birth to a new masterpiece... and i got flashbacks from when we were talking about how lele would be like with his older mate (bc at that time we imagined like that idk if u are gonna to keep that but btw nevermind im just so excited 😆) and how she'd be like to him, for him aaah

im so happy ur blog ur stories make me so happy

I love asks like these omg

I honestly also wanna write more about it because, like I said in a previous ask, there are some things that probably need to be addressed between ty and y/n. Hopefully I get the inspiration and motivation for that at some point

As for our boy chenle, I will keep the reader slightly older just because I think he can easily deal with younger brats already and that wouldn't be much of a challenge. A reader who is still kinda bratty, but doesn't see anything wrong with it,while at the same time looking down on chenle and telling him he is the childish one is hilarious to me

Thanks for reading me as usual! I always see your username in my notifications!