#this is so funny I’m fucking crying

[catboymoments]

With the way witch reproduction works in your hc, does that mean Eda could have gotten some human pregnant? because like, I have to assume she was breaking hearts on both sides of the door in her post-Raine pre-series days. I think I have to assume that didn’t happen bc if I’m taking it seriously that seems sad and scary for a single human parent who wouldn’t understand what was going on, although I do find the possibility very funny

BRUH /silly

[drunkonimagination]

family portrait

[peanutsoutofcontext]

He was so insane for this. He is so evil

[normalgoalie]

Tape your stick, Bert!

[sunmisbf]

[xbuster]

Source

[sallyrooneygf]

Victor Frankenstein, everyone

[ace-moon-dog]

COREY PERRY ALLEGEDLY FUCKING CONNOR BEDARDS MOM IS THE FUNNIEST THING THATS EVER HAPPENED I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THIS PANS OUT

[awkwardnerdylesbian]

IF CHETNEY. KICKS. THE. FUCKING. BUCKET.

[sochilll]

Hi my name is Jared Gold'smith William Frederick Roland Kleinman and I have short ebony dark hair with curls that reaches my lower-head and warm brown eyes like the Hudson river and a sweet nasal voice and lot of people tell me I sound like Weird Al Yankovic (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm family friends with Evan Hansen but I’m not related to him and I’m glad I’m not because he's a major fucking loser. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white cus I wear braces. I have pale white skin. I'm also a student, and I go to a school called Westview High in Bethesda, Maryland where I'm in my senior year (I'm seventeen) and I'm Jewish (in case you couldn't tell). I love Spencer’s and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing my prescription glasses, my favorite graphic tee crop top that says “POKEMON MADE ME DO IT” in big bold letters, a colorful matching button-up shirt over it, sexy low-cut khaki shorts with pink fishnets, and platform Adidas tennis shoes. I was wearing white foundation I stole from my mom to cover up my acne. I was walking outside school. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which was weird cause it was like August. A freaky emo kid stared at me. I put up my middle finger at him.

Why would you make me look at this? What did I do to you? 😔

[birdy-bird27]

I’m so normal and not overthinking things rn :) I’m the normalest human ever

[jesus-said-chill]

I am so behind but I started Cunk on Earth and I swear if “Pump Up the Jam” is in every episode, I’m going to lose it

[paper-lilypie]

You were the one who made Foxy and Moon a stable, happy, simply beautiful couple and destroyed that. Now suffer with us poking you with a stick while you do anything, the stick is us saying that Foxy is totally supporting us to help Moon. I don't regret commenting on this in the first place before going for a nap, now, tell me, how about we up the ante to Foxy even showing up in Y/N or Moon's dreams just to say goodbye and wish them luck in their new life, one last hug, a pat on the back to push them forward, and the next day there is simply no sadness because they are recovered and this is the closure Foxy wanted, they have moved on from this. Now Y/N and Moon will watch a pirate movie and enjoy it with no bad memories, just two people hugging, surrounded by little kids, commenting on the things the characters do and laughing when they share a blanket on the couch and just fight over it and stop paying attention to the movie, maybe there will be a pillow fight even. This is all Moon wanted with Foxy, a happy ending, but he didn't get it, however Foxy wanted a happy one for Moon even if it wasn't with him and now he can rest in peace. They are on the moon and nothing can bring them down.

[mysicklove]

So by furry lay at this point anthropomorphic characters, like Pink Panther, have knots. They come in a variety of style, but this one seemed fitting for him.

For size, I'm getting long(ish?) And thin.

Soft, he's around three inches. Hard, he's 7.24 inches. His average circumference is 2.03 inches, but it tapers slightly at the tip, which is around 1.83 inches.

Curvature wise, I'd say he cures up slightly, but not noticeably left or right.

For funzies and added pleasure he has a vein from where his knot thing is to where his tip starts

Like that. He's also uncircumcised.

His balls aren't very big 😭

These are colors btw

tears are streaming down my face i can’t do this anymore

this is the funniest thing i have ever received

[kissmefriendly]

Listening to The Amelia Project in 2017: Oh haha what a fun take on an office comedy! A death faking business, this is hilarious!

Listening to the Amelia Project in 2023: Death is inescapable, we will always leave behind those we love and be left behind, we do the best with the time we have and it is never enough, our stories will always outlive us so long as there is someone to tell them after we cannot

[voidwolf]

do you 🫵 consider yourself a “gordon looking for his benrey”⁉️

do you need a friend to fall in love with i mean talk about hlvrai and frenrey with??

well you’ve stumbled upon the right post!!!

i’m currently on a desperate casual hunt for a “gordon friend” to chat with, have fun with, maybe rp with, be silly with, etc.!!

if you feel as though i am talking directly about you, and you want a “benrey friend” of your own, drop a comment on this post or shoot me an ask letting me know!!!

that’s all, later gamers‼️

i’m losing my mind