#this is so much funnier

[haresvoid]

It asked for no pickles

[laerryncoramar]

so you’re telling me while alba and kty were pouring their hearts out to give us this emotional devastating goodbye, there were just some dudes in bright green spandex waiting to carry and lift alba through the arc???

[breadedsinner]

People who are like “Sebastian wants to fuck Varric so bad and Varric hates him how sad,”. You got it backwards. Varric says mean things and Sebastian will wink and flirt in response and it drives Varric crazy.

Sebastian gave Varric Bi Panic, you cannot change my mind.

[pedanticat]

You know, if I had a nickel for everytime a Disney Animated Isekai second season ended with the protagonist and her other worldly friends ending up on earth, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[zukkaoru]

[ID: a manga panel from Bungou Stray Dogs that shows Fyodor and Dazai's cells in Meursault from above. the cells are shaped like cubes. /End ID.]

you have got to b ekidding me. they're in BOXES

[monsterjunkmenagerie]

It has always been my headcanon that Davy Jones doesn’t die if he steps on land during his ten years (since that’s too convenient a solution during the parley scene), but rather he just. Gets launched into the air and towards the nearest shore every time. It’s deeply inconvenient and keeps Jones from doing stuff on land, but isn’t the end of him either. Think that bit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail where everyone who can’t answer the bridge keeper’s question is unceremoniously launched into the sky.

YES!!! 😭😭😭 I love this omg

[ctntduoarchive]

people making c!wilbur flustered in fics whenver someone goes 'are you in love with c!quackity :/' is so wrong to me bc in reality he instead just completely changes the topic and ignores the question . its a MILLION times funnier

[cadmium-free]

terribly charmed by my sibling sending me a voice message that just said “i just always take ibuprofen at the wrong time. i had a headache all afternoon, from three to eight pm and then i took an ibuprofen half an hour before the headache went away! i could have just saved an ibuprofen!”

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Dog Meshi.

[poopystain]

shes not gay greg

[bastart13]

Hazbin Hotel is a mess, pacing-wise, but I missed a good animated musical with just the Worst People so here are some of my Worsties :D

[gobwife]

playing kiwami 2 for the first time and the camera didn't move during a heat action

[snazzydwarf]

This is what instantly popped into my mind when I saw that part in the ep 😭😭

He's a closeted Etho Girlie no one tell him...

[daydreaming-memories]

[chaos-bringer-13]

I've seen a lot of people writing Danny as a space ancient and Dan and Dani as ghosts with moon and sun cores, being sort of parts, versions of Danny and therefore weaker. Now, consider: Dan and Dani are both powerful ghosts with really cool cores and stuff but Danny is just some guy™

Dan, who came from an alternate timeline and is kind of from the future but also not, is Clockwork's apprentice and will eventually become an ancient of time. He probably only agreed to have some lessons with Clockwork to understand better what happened to him, but he enjoys his apprenticeship now.

Dani, with her love of travelling, loves seeing all the different places the world offers to her, and that includes space and different planets and maybe even parallel universes, and she accidentally ends up being an apprentice of the space ancient. For now she's probably a baby ancient of freedom or something like that, but she might become an ancient of space in the future.

We can also have something like Dan having a core of destruction or Dani being the Speed Force if you want it to be dcxdp, or any headcanon of yours about their cool powers.

And then there's Danny. And yeah, everyone knows that he's super powerful, but also he's just some guy.

It can go different routes. Does everyone know that Danny is just Danny? Or do they think that with siblings (well, technically a clone and an alternate version, but whatever) so powerful, he must be even stronger? Is Danny actually something terrifyingly eldritch and ancient and strong, almost a god, but he just doesn't know himself? Or is he just really some guy?

Now, because it's obvious that I have a dcxdp brainrot, have a regular "JL summons/meets a powerful ghost" but its Dan and Dani, and they keep mentioning their original/brother who won a fight against them at some point. The JL is very concerned about Dan and Dani's godlike powers, and they can't imagine what Danny is like. And then they meet him (in his human form), and it's just a young adult in casual clothes, very friendly and helpful, with no evident powers. Imagine the confusion. Imagine Dan and Dani, radiating power, in their eldritch ghost forms, admitting that fighting Danny for real is the dumbest thing to do and not even they would succeed... And then there's Danny is jeans and silly t-shirt, waving shyly.

[ironinkpen]

my favorite piece of avatar lore i’ve ever learned is that piandao apparently also deserted the Fire Nation military, but instead of going on the run he just. went back the Fire Nation. built a fucking mansion about it. and then when the army sent 100 guys to arrest him, he kicked the shit out of them so hard they just fucked off forever.

jeong jeong is out there in a hut in the woods living his most bitter life meanwhile piandao is sitting in his palatial estate sipping tea, fully daring the fire lord to fuck around and find out. bad bitch behavior