#this is so real to me

[technovillain]

relevant to a conversation i had abt how these 3 get invested in the campers' trading of random items

[goldrushenthusiast]

guys little will training to be in a little rodeo in little cowboy boots and a little cowboy hat on a little horse omg omg omg

[hairierduballs]

kim kitsuragi listening to rage against the machine while driving his cop car like yoooooo this shit fireeee

[captain-amadeus]

Cannom (Headcanon Rough Draft)

Roland knocks on Cedric's door with his foot. He calls out to Cedric, "Cedric, come quick!"

Cedric opens the door in a panic from Roland's tone of voice; had something happened?

Cedric looks to see Roland holding a baby James in his arms.

Roland had the most sweetest of smiles, "Cedric, you will not believe what James just said!"

Cedric was caught off guard from the shift from urgency to delight from him. And as if he didn't know anything about believing, but that was another story.

"What James said?-" Cedric now realized, "He's said his first words?!"

"Yes!! Isn't that amazing? Look look, watch this!" Roland held baby James up to his own face; James giggled at how goofy his father looked.

"Boom goes the.."

Baby James chimed in, waving his arms up, "Cannom!"

Roland let out a cheerful laugh, "That's right son, cannom!" Roland raised James up playfully in celebration of his first word: Cannom.

Cedric looked a bit confused. Was Roland also pronouncing it as 'Cannom?' "Your Majesty, I believe he pronounced cannon the wrong way."

"I know, but it's his first word after all."

"So, shouldn't you be saying it the correct way so he learns how to pronounce it correctly?"

"Oh, I didn't think about it that way. Thank you Cedric," Roland went back to his son, "That's right, it's a cannon. Boom goes the-"

"Cannom!" Both Roland and Baby James were laughing from their little moment together.

Cedric couldn't help but wish he had that kind of father.

[goldfish-or-smthing]

I have this very vivid image in my head where, a few years into the future, Trent is just lounging around at home and Ted walks into the room and says "now what's a handsome fella like you doing 'round these parts?" and then Trent's like "I live here"

🕯️FINAL SCENE OF SEASON 3 🕯️

[sade-alicious]

i am such a sucker for soulmatism like GIVE ME two characters and show me that theyre soulmates and its literally impossible to keep them apart because theyre made to be together and i will obsess over them for two weeks minimum

[sbc-moved]

Som brotherly advice

[ctntduoarchive]

ctntduo discussing something arbitrary . and just c!wilbur smoking, then c!quackity steals his cigarette, takes a drag and immediately stubs it out . c!wilbur just gapes at him . annoyedly and c!quackity doesn't pay him a damn DIME of his time

[ghostherlig]

not a request but i saw a tiktok comment that said johnny would definitely do drag and i can’t stop thinking about it and felt the need to share with the world :)

yes!! i am a firm believer that johnny has been in drag at least once in his life and that he would be so so down to do it again- that man would love the performance, love the flamboyance, love the sass, love the drama- he would kill as a drag queen akshkanaa

[heartshpedfx]

Nathan For You s01e09 “Bar”

[tahdashi]

since keiji often works late, he makes it a priority to eat breakfast with your kids at the kitchen counter before he drops them off to school. he'll eat the same things as them (and their leftovers). so, every morning, you'll see the three of them eating a piece of toast with strawberry jam (your daughter's favorite) with a big bowl of lucky charms (your son's favorite). and before he cleans off their cheeks, dusted with crumbs, he'll finish their overly-sweet cereal milk and crust.

[daincrediblegg]

OK THIS IS NOT A FUCKING DRILL EVERYONE FUCKING REPEAT AFTER ME. THIS IS WHAT YOU WILL DO WHEN YOU WATCH MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL THIS YEAR:

You will navigate to the page on disney plus (and it has to be here. Unless someone has actually uploaded the REAL movie anywhere else you cannot get it elsewhere)

BUT YOU WILL NOT HIT PLAY. You won’t do it. Because it’s NOT THE REAL VERSION OF THE FILM AND DISNEY IS FUCKING LYING TO YOU AS IT ALWAYS DOES

You will scroll down HERE. To EXTRAS instead. You MUST GO HERE. This is non -negotiable

THEN YOU WILL SCROLL DOWN TO THE BOTTOM OF THE EXTRAS AND YOU WILL THEN HIT PLAY ON THIS BAD BOY: THE FULL LENGTH VERSION

And you will watch it. And you will thank me for having been so blind and led astray by that stupid fucking mouse. You’re welcome.

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[ageae]

Clothing representing the 11,500 Palestinian and 36 Israeli children who have been killed in Gaza were laid out on Bournemouth beach this week.

The 5km line of second-hand clothes was created by activists were laid out to illustrate the scale of child deaths in Gaza.

Each set of clothing represents a child who had been killed.

So urce

[nrmtenjoyer]

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this