#this is so sinful omg

[jack-olin]

whoever told me p2 was bad back in 2016 was a liar and i will never forgive u

[pinetreespants]

...that hurted

tfw your partner doesn't sacrifice themselves so you can gain ultimate power

(everyone has a cool au name and i want one too lol so let's call this Void of Sin au bwahahah)

[spro-o]

for my King and Diane stans :3 🤲

[nouearth]

stfu why is he being so slutty for

[kriscentrics]

★ nnt pride, day six: purple | fashion ★

guila's sense of style has always been one of my favorites. i'm curious to see how her fashion evolved with her age.

nakaba needs to remember dale's necklace... jericho didn't rip that off of his corpse just for guila to never wear it.

[stqr-grl]

╭﹕🍃｡♡・loser

୨୧⸝⸝﹕synopsis — rin is such a nasty and you have not the slightest clue.﹐

୨୧⸝⸝﹕warnings — f!reader, pervy + loserboy!rin, semipublic(?) masturbation[bathroom], all characters are 18+, not proofread n a bit messy, mdni!﹐

୨୧⸝⸝﹕notes — i feel that this v much strayed from the original concept of loserboy!rin but you know what im not mad at it.﹐

before he met you rin was always great at masking how much of a little creep that he was. always able to maintain his cool around a girl that peaked his interest, never struggling to to keep his hands to himself or make sure that his eyes never lingered to long where they weren’t supposed to but with you it was different- so so different.

with you there was always an unspoken power that you held against him, always able to make him come undone with the tiniest of things such as sitting with him in the couch, thigh pressed against his and tits being all too visible in that tiny tank top that your nipples had no problem poking through.

despite never actually touching a woman —little the less touching you— his head filled with thoughts of how could he could make you feel- thoughts him taking the hardened bud into his mouth, sucking it intently while his digits stuff your crying cunt full as you cry at the sensation, pulling on his dark colored locks, begging for more of him as your pussy formed a white ring around his fingers.

god the thought alone has his cock straining against his pants, the pretty head of it already leaking in his shorts. he excuses himself from your presence so that he can go to the bathroom to jerk one out with you just in the next room.

with his lip stuck between his teeth, drool running from the corner of his mouth as he imagines that the fist wrapped tightly around his sensitive cock was your warm, glossy mouth licking on the most sensitive glands of his cock while your hand worked the base, a needy groan coming from his chest.

oh but he can only dream of having his hands on you —or rather you having your hands on him— as his hot, sticky release spills from his tip and into the counter that he was gripping so tightly. with tears from the amount of need rolling down his cheeks and clinging to his pretty lashes he cleans his mess, steadying his breathing and thinking.

he knows at some point his hand just won’t be enough for him, he knows at some point he’ll need more than, maybe he’ll steal a pair of panties fresh with your scent to suffice untik hemd able to work up the nerve to ask you to be his girlfriend but until that day comes he’ll just have to settle for what he can get while playing the role of your best friend.

[natelia-aldelliz]

Guys imagine, Roach died, before the creation of 141, but Soap is able to see his ghost. He was originally following Ghost around, really annoyed that he was using his death as an excuse to not get close to anyone, but when he found out Soap could see him and talk to him he started following him around instead.

And they get really close, like two peas in a pod, except they have to be discreet about it because no one else can see or hear Roach, and they'd think Soap was crazy if they saw him talking to no one.

They use that for shenanigans too: Roach will go follow someone else and report back to Soap, Gaz is genuinely starting to believe Soap has superpowers or something. It's really useful on missions as well, and Soap managed to successfully rescue team members thanks to Roach being able to move through walls and everything.

(Roach is not the only ghost Soap is able to see btw, just the only one he's talking to.)

And then Roach is witnessing his past lover trying really hard to not fall in love with Soap, and Soap trying really hard to not do anything about the love he already feels, and he has to try and convince Soap that he is dead. During that conversation he finds out that something else that keeps Soap from doing something is that he feels very confused about everything because he also has feeling for Roach.

So now Roach has to try and convince him that even if he was still alive he wouldn't have a problem with that. He's known for a while that he was polyamorous, but he hadn't really dared talking to Ghost about that because he thinks he's jealous and possessive.

And Soap is like "oh yeah, you want me to go say to Ghost 'don't worry about your dead lover that I'm not supposed to know, he's actually polyamorous and also in love with me, I know because his ghost told me!' ??? I'm sure he's gonna take that well!"

But Roach is nothing if not resourceful and he manages to put Soap in situations where he's forced to interact with Ghost, and eventually they kiss and their relationship is beginning to be something. They're not really sure what.

And Roach is sad, because he has to watch the two men he loves being in love without him, yes, but at least they're both happy, and it makes him feel a bit better. And then during a mission Ghost almost dies.

Because he was alone and Soap and Gaz were together, Roach was following Ghost this time, ready to fly to Soap in an instant if there was any problems. But there was and he didn't have time, so he instinctively grabbed the gun being pointed towards Ghost's head and moved it as the person was shooting, saving Ghost's life, giving him enough time to shoot the enemy himself.

But even as the threat is eliminated, Ghost is still looking up from where he's on the ground, staring right through him, looking shocked. No, not right through him, he realises when he moves to the side and Ghost's eyes follow him. He also realises that he grabbed the gun. He's never grabbed anything before, in all his years of being a ghost.

Then suddenly Ghost's eyes move wildly around, and he figures he disappeared from his view. He can still go through the walls, but he's kept the ability to grab stuff when he wants. It gives him a ton of new possibilities, to fuck with people and, of course, to touch Soap.

"I wish you were actually alive," Soap whispers to him, holding his hands against his face as he's falling asleep.

"What the fuck," comes Ghost's voice the next morning, waking both of them up - wait, since when could Roach sleep?

Soap doesn't understand immediately, because he's always been able to see Roach. But Ghost is standing in the door, looking straight at dead past lover.

Turns out Soap is a necromancer and he had no idea, though the whole 'I can see dead people' should probably have told him sooner that he wasn't normal... The more he wishes Roach is alive, the more he actually is. And they all end up happy and together. And Gaz is very happy to have won the bet that Soap indeed has superpowers.

The day Roach says, in a wondering voice, "I... I think I'm hungry" is the day they understand that something is really happening and he's actually coming back to life.

(Also, Soap has no control at all on his abilities, he has no idea what does what and why, he knows nothing. No one knows.)

[honey-olive]

Tioreh having nicknames for everyone!!!

[0rah-s]

Soo I have a magi ask!!

Possessive!Sinbad who turns extremely jealous of Jafar for spending wayyy to much time with reader even tho he ordered him to protect her 💀

And I hope your having a good day/night

Possessive!Sinbad x reader

Tw: possessiveness, might be a tiny abuse of pet names at the end), fluff

And there he was, acting like a baby (aren't you used to it by now.)

Your big tall muscular man child. Giving you the silence treatment.

Urgh. How did we get to this????

You went around and asked all the generals and they all came to the conclusion (some more amused than others) that our lord was in fact jealous.

.

.

.

Jealous of the time you spent with ja'far.

which (like the time he tried to build you another vacation house for the sake of it) did not make sense as he was the one that assigned him to you for god knows what purpose.

Regardless, you very much enjoyed your time together ; unsurprisingly, ja'far is great at holding conversation. The both of you engaged in very captivating discussion about : sindria and it's politics, philosophy, academics, and others alike.

Simbad probably didn't like the way you would laugh at his words, and certainly not appreciate how your body seemed to drift toward him when engrossed in a certain topic, and beyond all the way his hand enveloped around your figure that time you almost fell to the ground.

And who cares if you could have fell head first on the floor, no other man should ever be allowed to touch you !!!

And this didn't go unnoticed by ja'far, he found amusement in it.

His boss made him work day and night

A little revenge never has never hurt anyone!

But back to the present now.

"Simbad?" You called. No answer.

"Simbad~" you called. No answer.

This went on and on until you desided to combat fire with fire -you ignored him.

You tried to spend the next couple minutes in silence while still in his eyesight to stir the pot.

Then he yielded.

He slowly made its way to the door, locked it and looked at you.

'Uh oh. What now' you thought

He walked toward you and lightly grabed your arm, led you to a wall and pinned you against it.

After a long moment, quite words came with a sign "you make it so hard for me to work you know that princess?"

You stood there not knowing what to do so you stayed quiet.

His mouth neared your mouth "my darling"

But he did not kiss you.

His mouth neared your neck "my angel"

But he did not kiss you.

He did not kiss you - you grew impatient. He retracted and he saw it - that face.

A slight frustrated expression, a heated face and a flustered look.

He got his revenge.

"now forget every other man and think only of me"

And who were you to argue?

(The others general were just happy simbad could work again, god help them...)

[luuxxart]

lisa beatboxing saga

[maelswife]

LMAOOOOOO

bro rlly said "Green aura with flies"

[soupmanspeaks]

you ever wonder if the Glamrocks's face tracking acts up when they look at Glamrock-Freddy, like they'll look at his face, and the recognition will register as Freddy, but their systems for whatever reason or another think that there is a face overlapped on Freddy's do you think they see two small squares next to him, at his side, roughly child sized, but no one is physically there.... right...?

[pinetreespants]

So, has Narinder left Lamb for good?

If that’s the case, will Lamb ever see him again occasionally or he’s gone?

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[sinnbaddie]

Konoha 11 thinking Kakashi and Gai’s new matching necklaces are so cute and Kiba being the only one who knows what they really mean and being so embarrassed

[sloppy-biich]

late last night my boyfriend said that if he freaky fridayed into joe biden’s body he would allow me to tweet anything i wanted from his account (don’t ask) and it’s important for me to share that if i had that power i would use it to tweet at andy mushietti asking why he gave adult richie glasses right away in IT 2019

[stuckinapril]

You guys don’t know how much yearning for Baghdad takes up of my mental real estate