#this is the weirdest crossover ever

[moistandferocious]

Yoooo hello weirdos on tumblr!!!! Here are some of my aggie doodles with some friends lol

[farfromstrange]

I had the weirdest dream. I always have weird dreams but this one was a weird crossover.

I was at a dinner with some friends and one of those friends was Jackson Avery from Grey’s Anatomy. And then Meredith Grey was there and somehow Chief Bailey and Ben Warren??? But that was about it. And we were talking about how I was going to get plastic surgery (why wasn’t specified). Turns out I was actually a doctor at Grey Sloan Memorial. I didn’t even know that at first, it only became clearer after Jackson appeared and I was somehow in scrubs AT DINNER.

And who makes a surprise appearance? Fucking Matt Murdock and some other dude I can’t remember. Yeah, so we flirted and we got out of that dinner party together, though right before the best part I FUCKING WOKE UP. I could have had sex with Matt Murdock in my FUCKING DREAM and I woke up without a fucking reason.

What I’m asking myself is: why the Grey’s Anatomy crossover? And why do I want to go back there and see how these two universes overlap? Maybe I should write about it? I don’t know. Maybe I can go back there tonight. Would be nice. Thought I had to tell you about it, whoever reads this, I don’t know.

[chaoticneutraltor]

[cheesyakumas]

1. I am sorry for doing this

2. In my defense, it was the only thing to get me out of my art block

Anyway stan All Hail King Julien if you want to feel confused and lowkey violated while watching

[lu-sn]

for random braindump, chay and macau being classmates in canon and recognizing each other post season 1 at some family function

congratulations you've revived my macau & chay besties 4evr agenda. this is not quite what you asked for but it is what fell out of my brain 😅

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chay is fresh off of baby's first kidnapping, and porsche sits him down in an interrogation room and slides a picture across the steel desk and goes, "okay, this kid. this kid goes to your school. this kid is also the little brother of the guy who kidnapped you. well, kind of. well-"

"hia," chay says, pinching his nose, "i get it. what do i do?"

porsche grabs him by the shoulders. "do not go near him. don't talk to him. don't even LOOK at him. DON'T-"

chay endures this lecture very patiently and then does actually follow porsche's instructions, because the kidnapping completely scared the shit out of him and now he lives with the mafia and his life is legitimately in danger. he's gonna listen to what porsche says, no questions asked.

and then macau, who has literally never spoken to chay before ever (he has no reason to, he's one year younger and he's not studying music) starts popping up everywhere.

"hey," macau says, leaning precariously over the water fountain to stare at chay, who sprays water in his own face as he jumps six feet in the air before immediately sprinting away.

or, chay turns around in the lunch line and macau is standing right behind him, wagging his eyebrows, and chay lets out a small "eep" and then whirls back around and pretends very hard that macau isn't there.

or! chay is walking to his bus stop and macau is standing there looking at his phone, and this is ridiculous. chay has never seen macau take this bus before! so chay throws his hands up in exasperation and books it for the next bus stop, he's not putting up with this bullshit, no sir.

(macau is absolutely doing it on purpose. he's known about chay for months, but is actually on explicit orders from vegas to not bother or spy on chay in any way. he definitely wanted to help, but vegas didn't want macau to be thinking about that kind of stuff at school.

macau is flouting these orders now because vegas has been banished and porsche had something to do with it and he's hoping at first that he can fish information about all of that out of chay. but now he's in it for the trolling 😂)

macau doesn't know about the kidnapping. he doesn't know how personally chay is taking this — until he spots chay under a tree and saunters over to bother him, except. chay looks fucking wrecked. and like he's trying to hide it.

something clicks for macau. he totally gets it. sometimes you have to have a mafia-related breakdown at school, and all you can do is find a quiet place to have it.

(macau doesn't know chay is sad because of kim, but he doesn't need to.)

so when chay spots him, and tenses, and looks ready to bolt — macau halts and holds his hands up in surrender. then he waves, kind of awkwardly. and he leaves.

this very sudden generosity does surprise chay. and it continues to surprise chay when macau continues to wave at him whenever they see each other, but doesn't try to approach him. chay is still suspicious of macau, but chay is also a nice kid, and macau really isn't doing anything objectionable. so chay starts waving back.

this truce goes on for a while. and sure, chay isn't following the letter of the law anymore, but it's not like he's giving away information. he's not putting anyone in danger. and it's kind of comforting to have this shared understanding with this kid he doesn't even know. they're in the same boat. chay might not be able to talk to him, but chay feels a little less alone.

there's a million ways they could start talking after this. maybe macau just decides to take the plunge and plops down in front of chay during lunch and starts rambling about valorant. maybe macau is searching his pockets for change for the vending machine, and chay watches him do this for like five minutes and decides he needs to put macau out of his misery.

or maybe one of them finds the other having a panic attack in the bathroom, and talks them through it. (they're both better at this than they should be.)

or. maybe it's after the coup, and now macau is the one looking horribly withdrawn and jittery, and chay knows macau's brother is in a coma, and chay isn't feeling particularly happy about his own brother or anyone in the goddamn main family right now. so he says fuck it, and goes over to bump shoulders nonchalantly with macau.

maybe it's all of those. doesn't matter. they become friends. they're both lonely, and they're just too similar. too young, too tied to the mafia, too scared for their brothers, too little control over their own lives.

and it's not like they ever actually talk about being in the mafia. both of them know better than to give secrets away. they mostly just talk about gaming and homework and roast each other's tastes in music, and occasionally they allude to not being able to sleep, and sometimes they stutter to a stop to avoid saying something they shouldn't — but they both know to let it go. no need to fill in the gaps with lies, to pretend like everything is normal and okay.

it's nice. they're chill.

later, when porsche tells him they're having "family dinner" tomorrow night, chay doesn't realize that includes the former minor family, and he DEFINITELY doesn't realize macau is going to be there. which means he isn't prepared for macau to spot him at dinner and grin and start walking towards him, BECAUSE MACAU DOESN'T KNOW CHAY IS STILL BANNED FROM TALKING TO HIM.

chay is frantically gesturing at macau from behind porsche, making shh-ing motions and throat-slitting motions and shaking his head threateningly. and macau stops, puzzled, narrows his eyes — sly grin flickering across his face for a split second — points directly and dramatically at chay and goes "what are YOU doing here???"

chay facepalms.

macau puts a hand over his mouth and gasps. "have you been in the mafia this whole time?" then, louder, "i can't believe NOBODY told me."

"oh god," chay mumbles into his hand.

porsche is watching this go down, totally bemused. (vegas is also watching this go down, except vegas actually knows what's going on and is mostly amused about it.)

"chay," porsche says tentatively, "this is macau, vegas's little brother." then he nods expectantly at chay — like chay is supposed to do something now? is chay un-banned??? when the hell did that happen?

chay sighs. "hi, macau," he says, deadpan.

macau shakes his hand vigorously. "you play valorant?" he asks, like macau doesn't roast chay over vc every night.

"i'm gonna kick your ass to the curb," chay mutters, low enough that only macau can hear him.

"maybe when you get good," macau says, unrepentanly smug.

[bonezjack]

damn

[deedra-posting]

Penny in an Eevee onesie and V1 in a bunny one 'cause I've recently got both

[overthinkingspark-blue]

I was just rewatching some clips of sonic prime when I was somehow reminded of that one yellow triangle bird from angry birds (his name is chuck) specifically from the angry birds toons animations. In a way, that character’s voice (clips) kind of reminded me of roger Craig smith a little bit, but that wasn’t actually the person who did his voice in those animations. While I was looking it up, it turns out that DEVIN MACK ALSO VOICED CHUCK. He voices him in this one animated show for angry birds (also on Netflix) and he sounds pretty darn similar. (And also Chuck is already so much like sonic) just less serious in general from the small clips I just saw.

Your honor, they would be friends

[raina-at]

I need to keep telling myself that it's ok to write the most self-indulgent fic ever written. As long as I enjoy it, I should do it. I can edit it within an inch of my life later. Right now I should write what makes me happy. First drafts are supposed to be messy.

Hell, I wrote 83k about two guys arguing about baking and fucking, and it's my most popular fic ever. So. Like. Who knows, right.

Write what makes you happy, write what makes you happy, write what makes you happy.

[samnileentiende]

Unintentionally internet horror girlfriends

[sparksly-mage-of-light]

Two is a coincidence, but three is a pattern

I think it's time to admit I have a thing for intelligent/thoughtful characters who yearn for a better world, lose faith in humanity/the world, and decide the only way to fix it is basically genocide.

Bonus points for all of them having a character they're really really close to (borderline love interest, or actual love interest if you like Solavellan) who tries to talk them out of it with varying degrees of success.

Something about them just hits different.

[chaoticgayomens]

so i just watched the barbie movie and obviously i had to barbieify the ineffables

(crowley is magic earring ken/gay club ken, aziraphale is allan)

[voiddemon]

fun fact i planned on making like. skirfluff christmas party. but i got art block so it didn't get done. also i started developing an actual plot. also also idk what happened to some of the drawings for it :(

anyway merry christmas to the weirdest fucking thing that almost came out of it

[skiploom]

and here’s joke #3537936 abt columbo being tiny

[cupidlakes]

“georgenotfound, oh he hasn’t found his teammate there”

[enchantingheavens]

Sorry if I kind of vanished this week, I had a week worth's of testing to do. So, has payment here are some sketches for my Lego au I been working on. 👍 And I most likely be gone for another 1 week, due to Spring Break. I also may be posting more about this au too.