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You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin alastor#alastor#hazbin rosie#digital art#autodesk sketchbook#hazbin hotel fandom#this joke popped in my head while I was working today and I had to draw it out as soon as I got home#serving c*nt with onions and seasoning please#this is way too funny to me help
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I can't survive on Copper-9 alone..... 😣
#murder drones#murder drones n#murder drones uzi#uzi doorman#serial designation n#nuzi#biscuitbites#I FEEL IT IN MY HEARRT AND I FEEL IT IN MY SOOUL#ive seen that video way too much i hate it but its really funny to me help me
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THE COLD HEARTED BASTARD HAS DEVELOPED SYMPATHY FOR HIS NARRATIVE FOIL OH GOOD LORD
#bunnydoll#tadc bunnydoll#tadc jax#bunnydoll tadc#jax#everyone else was super worried#he was the only putting the pieces together and increasingly started to agitate her#he knew something was fucked with her but he couldn’t tell what#HES TRYING TO HELP HER BREAK FREE IN THE ONLY WAY HE KNOWS#‘aCtUaLy tHe epIsoDE shOweD JaX isN’t—‘ shut the fuck up and let me post my funny post#‘why are you pretending everything’s always fine?’ and he got his answer!#HES FRUSTRATED BECAUSE SHE KEEPS PUSHING IT ALL DOWN#BUT IN THE END SHE JUST REMINDS HIM OF HIMSELF BECAUSE HES ALSO TRYING TOO HARD TO SEEM EDGY
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I can’t think of a caption for this
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he is beauty he is grace
#ANIMATIC BABYYYY#It took me way too long to figure out how to get the audio help#My art#This is like so ooc smh which I suppose is why it’s funny to me#Lu warriors#lu wild#Linked universe#Lu memes#linkeduniverse#Lu animatic#Animatic#What if the real adventure was the pizza we ate along the way
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...I got a little lost in the weeds thinking about the time between Ming Yi's ascension and his death, and decided that this is my favourite possible scenario (think Lord Vetinari and Leonard de Quirm).
Is Ming Yi a prisoner? technically yes. Does he have any interest in leaving? not in the slightest, he is fed, gets given any of the tools or materials he wants, and gets work on his own projects without any interruptions except for the occasional conversation with He Xuan! it's like the ideal possible retirement after living a VERY busy mortal life!
#tgcf#he xuan#ming yi#black water sinking ships#i spent way too long on a joke i don't think anyone but me will find funny but here we are#is this canon? no not even slightly#the fact that he escaped and sent off a flare and wound up a skeleton tells us it's not#but i LOVE the idea of there being an increasingly deranged explanation for it going on in the background#and he xuan and ming yi just vibing#like how did he xuan get a spiritual device that ming yi would have had to invest post ascension?#he invented it on a whim and has no real interest in it now that it's done! it's all he xuan's!#how does he xuan manage to be a relatively successful god without actually - yknow - being a god or presumably knowing much#about construction?#easy! he brings all his questions to the real ming yi who helps knock them out#i just think it's a VERY funny possibility#my art
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Let's talk about the clock keepers boundary!
(warning: spoilers until chapter 124!!)
I've had some guess on where they could be from so let's look at what we have in the manga for now. I will keep things on surface level for the most part but it's just some things I noticed!
The first mention of the town is in chapter 111, where we finally have a view on their boundary.
A lot of fans already guessed from their clothes that they were not from Japan, this panel definitely confirms it and even points more precizely to a European country, mostly Western Europe. And also a country where Winter with snow exist.
It's also not an English speaking country, since Akane cannot understand the language and we know he has english classes at school.
Now there are several things we can look at to have more clues!
First, the architecture.
This type of house is called Timbered framed houses. It’s important to note that the roofs on those houses are really really sharp here. Which means theywere built for snow, so it can slide off the roofs more easily. The trees are also pines, something that can be found in a lot of Europe. (wood was needed to be able to create houses made of wood/with visible Framework( Little note: I know Italy was a guess for a lot of person because of the link to Pinocchio, but Italy main material for houses is stone not wood. And it is also not known for its winter.)
Here we can also see bricks which is something more associated to countries like Germany, Belgium or the Nertherlands, we don't have the colors so we can't guess from which minerals it was made for now.
But we have even more informations when we look at chapter 124!
The bridge and tower may be inspired by a fortified city, something that you could find A LOT in Western Europe during the middle age, not a lot of cities still have their entire walls but you can still see it if you go into old medieval towns. We can also see something that looks like a Belfry on several panels. Towers used mostly to indicate each passing hour of the day (may be a campanile or a bell tower (the difference is wether it's linked to religion or not basically)
Second! Let's do a little bit of clock making history!
I won't go into details, but there are some countries to point for this. England, The Netherlands and Germany. We already took out England before and we can easily erase Nertherlands from the list with the next step (my favorite one).
The food! I already had my suspicions confirmed with this bonus art from volume 22.
First of all, they have tea which is not something that was in Europe before the XVII century. But let's look at the sweets they have here.
Chocolates which look close to Belgian chocolate ( I say Belgian but other countries' chocolate is pretty close to it) , Christstollen Cake, and Spiztbuden.
We have even more to look at with the new chapter! And they confirm that it's indeed a stollen cake.
With all these foods it's now pretty obvious which area the clock keepers are inspired from.
Stollen cakes are German cakes, ginger cookies are from Germany too. I will also add that there is a chance the crescent moon cookies are VanilleKipferl. We have another panel showing Sausages and bread. Only the Almond is something not typical from Germany but which clearly was all over Western Europe with trades.
Their city already looked like the 'perfect christmas city' you can see in movies, inspired by German culture. And they also mention Mulled Wine which is THE beverage to take in any chritmas market in Europe.
Chritmas markets are inspired and coming from Germany first, but I wanna point something more.
My main guess was, Nuremberg, the city where the ancestor of the pocket watch was created, the Nuremberg Egg. It's also a Fortified city and it has forests around it. It's also known for its Ginger cookies!
So Germany would be a great pic, but the more I think about it the more I can also see the link to another region: Alsace.
Alsace is a region from France right now BUT it's a mixt of german and french culture (I will not make a history lesson but it is a place that always switched between France and Germany basically, now it's French).
All the food mentionned before are also made in the Alsace region!
It's situated in the Vosges, a chain of mountains known to have a lot of forets of pines and which is known to have villages like this:
Which were also the main inspirations for movies like Howl's moving castle for example. You can see the similarities between the artchitectures
The first ever Chritmas Market was in Strasbourg, the capital of Alsace, when it was German and it spread accross Europe after.
I will now look at something I usually don't do because I exclude Aus from canon but it's just a funny thing to point out.
This au shows a snow town inspired by ginger bread houses. I just find it funny because Aoi is shown as a baker, with bread (which are not baguette I think, it's way larger here) but with some croissant on her table (disclaimer: Croissant are not french at first, this form here is, but it's from Austria otherwise) And Kako clearly has something similar to a Wine bottle in his hands. This au is the only one featuring them, was given with their volumes and the vibes are really similar to their boundary.
I would say no matter what it's definitely closer to German culture but I wanted to point out this region which is known for it's Christmas season and its typical houses.
I will mostly say that it's an inspiration from this region of Europe, I don't know if a real country is the reference for it since we don't even know where tbhk takes place, but it's always funny to look at those things :DD
Little bonus:
In a more messy note, the clothes. I put them at the end because besides their hats, I had no idea how to describe it, since it seems pretty typical of what people could wear in winter.
I did the research in the other way, to look for German and Alsacian clothing to see if it match and it kinda does but I don't think it's speficific to this region. The girls wear classic white Charlotte and big clothes with layers for Winter.
The clock keepers clothes are different, it looks like a mixt of Japanese and western European clothing (especially from england).
Their main outfits for Akane and Kako really just look like a typical waistcoast/costume you can find in the XIXth century in Europe and Mirai's seems more inspired by a mixt of a Kimono with several layers(she also has sandals and frills) and a coat? The little knots Kako and Akane have on their coats look like something inspired from Mizuhiki knots too (I actually saw a costume with those exact same knots in a museum but I didn't take a picture rip)
So I would say they probably changed slowly their attire when they arrived in Japan, we don't know since how many times they are here, but we know that what is happening in the deeper place of the boundary is linked to memories previous to their arrival. According to their origin I think we can say that it's pretty sure they arrived after the Meiji/during the Meiji Era in Japan (1868/1912), since it's a this time Japan mostly imported Western culture (for clothing here, the first contact was before this. And note: it was mostly rich people who dressed like this). And If we look at some others dates like the things they are eating, used to have or even their clothes, I would say it's more probably the Meiji Era and not in the XVs.
Another note is that their clocks have the numbers written in japanese on it (in the og version but it maye just be so it's readable for the japanese readers? idk if it's a choice or not).
I haven't searched much on their clothes but it was still something I wanted to note here ^^
#tbhk#toilet bound hanako kun#jshk#aoi akane#jibaku shounen hanako kun#ramblings#jibaku shonen hanako kun#this is messy af but I needed this out of my system#the three clock keepers#been looking at the food since one year and I only say something now djskd#I will be honest I didn't look on Alsace first because since i know this region#I was just 'this is way too easy'#when it's kinda close ahah#I really didn't dig on several stuff tbh#tbhk analysis#plz don't take this too seriously#it was just really funny to do#tumblr plz show it in the tags#for the architecture part I once again asked my architect sibling youhou#the clock keepers are a little insane as they should be 💕#idc much about the plots I am here for the clock keepers lore rip#sorry ti my german and french mutu1ls who will have flashbacks of history lessons with Alsace#once again the audience target is me#but if someone is as insane about the clock keepers as I am I hope they will like this#been to germany some times but Maybe I am wrong lol#I know the cakes are found in Alsace idk how present they are in Germany#“let's talk about clock making history!” *proceeds to not explain anything* izbdlkzkkd I am sorry help#I don't wanna ramble on that too much but I like stuff related to time and how to mesure it it's so so cool
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wdym if the petrification didn't happen, modern world gen wouldn't know how to flirt with girls while senku would be ur average dude with 18+ thoughts on his mind all the time....... this is just too funny
#really love this fact for gen#bc this is how ive always seen him#i can imagine him being a good flirt when he pretends to be someone else#but i think his real self is just an awkward guy when it comes to romance#bc my hc is that gen mostly had a shield on in the modern world#he was an extrovert but even so he didn't have much genuine conversations#so if he had any real interest in anyone he would be quite at a loss on how to about it#like he would be able to help and advice others on how to get together with someone but would be a loser himself omg#this is such a win for me i love this gen#and as for senku im ngl i love asexual senku as much as the next person#but it's not out of the realm for me to imagine an eroi senku lmao#it's kinda funny tho#my headcanon of senku has always been that he has a low interest in romance and whatnot but he's not oppose it to either#so more like he wouldn't go out of his way to find it but if it happens it happens#this new fact doesn't really go against my headcanon i think so yeah woohoo#also another fact i saw was that gen was a street performer before he became big#basically like ed sheeran but magician#he's so hardworking... he never gave up on his dreams i love him#based on the LN he was lonely pre petrification too just like tsukasa#it's probably why he liked tsukasa back then bc he saw himself in tsukasa with how hard tsukasa worked to save his sister#and how hard gen works to achieve his dreams#dr stone#sengen
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You know, it's a tragedy that there are no (or very little) Vampire x Christian stories out there, not for angst or theology or forbidden seductiveness or whatnot but for the sheer comedy of it all. I mean, the Christian would technically be immune to all of the vampire's shenanigans, like for example...
Vampire: Fool, I am the most powerful vampire in the West. Nothing but the force of an entire holy temple could even deign to scratch me
Christian: Idiot, I AM a holy temple. 1 Corinthians 6:19, fear me and the Spirit inside that can burn you to ashes
#this thought was brought on by a conversation i saw on the km shea discord#and also my need to theologize everything#it would be so funny to me too if we added the fact that the human Christian was also anemic#(not because anemia is funny. especially not if it's chronic. just the fact that the vamp couldn't bite the human)#truth be told it doesn't even have to be a romance to me. just a chaotic comedy duo#lemon duck quacks#lemon duck tales#yeah this is funny#for the words!#one day i will write all my deranged supernatural story ideas that involve way too much Christian imagery and comedy#but for now....#anyway how to make the most unbiteable human that you cannot help be drawn to as a modernized vamp?#Christian and likely chronically iron deficient#i am very sorry if this is offensive#but you know#vampires
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it mattered because when my brother asked me what if this is the happiest you'll ever be? the best you'll ever get? the thing i felt was fear, not peace. everybody thought you were so perfect for me. even i thought you were "helping me grow". i had to challenge every internal clock. make myself more thoughtful, more kind, more beautiful.
i told my therapist it was good because i like the changes i made and there's something so strong about saying i did that. the problem is that i can like the difference all i want, but i changed for you. something akin to getting your name tattooed, all my progress is stamped with fuck you.
it was the happiest i'd ever been and also the best i'd ever gotten. i would still get in the car and think what the fuck just happened.
#warm up#writeblr#i spent a lot of time picturing our future#how funny to think: in each version of our future#i was never myself#i was someone smarter kinder braver#better adept.#who could navigate the way you shouted and got angry at small things and never fucking believed the best of me#i would never be needy and you'd never get tired of me#people usually talk about how we picture people as being “fixable”. but i assumed i was the problem. my idyllic picture wasn't of you.#it was a version of me that wasn't ill. that needed no extra help. that could be your wife and happy#the fact i wasn't happy was because there is something so wrong inside me. it's always been that way. i convinced myself:#if i stay i can change. if i stay i can make it worth it. i can apologize and fix this. and make us both okay.#for the last year i've been thinking about how you blamed our whole breakup on me. how it was my fault for whatever thing.#and i agreed with you. because of course i did. you'd trained me to believe everything was my fault . that you wanted to love me and i made#it far too hard. that i was always finding ways to ''set you off'.#a few days ago while i was doing something else#i realized that while i was in crisis you told me to fuck off and find someone else to get help. and you never fucking apologized .#you said i made you do that because i wasn't being sensible. i had been crying too hard to speak clearly.#you said: you're doing this to manipulate me.#you forgave yourself for that. i had to forgive you without apology. you said you were right to react that way. and then you were SO#SO annoyed. any time i said: i feel like you aren't nice to me. it is hard to trust that you love me.#i don't think about you that much anymore. but these days when i do: all i can think is that im not sure u ever really understood kindness#you were the cruelest to the people closest to you. and most of the time. that meant it fell to me.
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Pac: I'm gonna see if I can manage to... to raise my- my kids [minimes], Fit.
Fit: Ok, yeah yeah! If you need any help with that, let me know, ok? By the way, here– [He tosses Pac some green mushrooms] Take a few of these. You might have to feed those to the kids [minimes], and it's like, a pain in the ass to get, so...
Pac: Fit, are you raising kids, like, underneath a van and giving them mushrooms??? What are you doing!
Fit: [Stammers] I'm a Florida man, I'm a Florida man!
Pac: Ok, yeah. Ok, yeah, you're a Florida man, everything makes sense now. [Laughs] You are a good parent, you are a good dad.
Fit: I try. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Pac. [He pats his chest, over his heart, and laughs]
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Pac: I'm gonna see if I can manage to... to raise my- my kids [minimes], Fit.
Fit: Ok, yeah yeah! If- if you need any help with that, let me know, ok?
Pac: Yeah! Ok, ok, I'm gonna create the room, and later on we can chat!
Fit: By the way, here– [He tosses Pac some green mushrooms] Take a few of these.
Pac: Oh! Wait, what is this? Mushroom?
Fit: You might have to feed those to the kids [minimes], and it's like, a pain in the ass to get, so...
Pac: You- you have been feeding your kids with green mushrooms? [Laughs]
Fit: Look– they wanted 'em! So– you know? I mean–
Pac: Fit, are you raising kids, like, underneath a van and giving them mushrooms??? What are you doing!
Fit: [Stammers] I'm a Florida man, I'm a Florida man! I'm a Florida man.
Pac: Ok, yeah. Ok, yeah, you're a Florida man, everything makes sense now. [Laughs]
Fit: Yeah, yeah, yeah...
Pac: You just do some shenanigans with them, that's all! Yeah.
Fit: Yeah, exactly, you understand! You understand, yes yes.
Pac: You are a good parent, you are a good dad. You're a good dad.
Fit: I try. Thank you, thank you, thank you so much Pac. [He pats his chest, over his heart] Thank you. [Laughs]
#FitMC#Pactw#QSMP#Hideduo#FitPac#October 26 2023#I'll be honest I stumbled across this VOD the other day and choked on my tea hearing Fit say#''If you need any help with that let me know'' right after Pac said he was going to go raise his kids#What kind of accidental romance novel ass line is that#Sorry I got way too in my head hearing that#If you need help raising your kids let me know –> I want to help you raise your kids –> let's raise kids together#It is NOT that deep but that's just what my brain instantly jumped to. I'm posting this for my own sake so I can get it out of my head#Edit: It's so funny reading back all these tags because I rendered this entire thing days ago then straight up forgot to post it LMAO#Anyway#Edited#Fit#Pac#Re: the van comment– Fit actually WAS quite literally raising his minimes under a van#Anyway x2: every time Pac said Fit was a good dad I just clutch my heart and keel over#There's a part 2 to this but I'll post it tomorrow
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Shadowpuppet Valentines
Attempted to complete as many prompts from this list (Idk who this came from I will try to find out soon but if anybody knows please tell me 🙏 through either comments or DMs) as I could these past few days:
Staring off strong with Day One (featuring shadowpuppet yuri), Cuddling:
Day Three: Love Letters
Day Seven: Childhood Friends
Day Twenty Four: Fan Children
(Bonus for this day, for all you BAV readers):
#lego monkie kid#lego monkie kid fanart#monkie kid#monkie kid fanart#lmk#lmk fanart#lmk mayor#monkie kid mayor#lmk macaque#monkie kid macaque#lmk shadowpuppet#monkie kid shadowpuppet#shadowpuppet yuri cuddling is actually the best thing I have ever drawn#freaky love letters (Macaque's one to Mayor is actually just cringe tho lmao)#help me someone stop me from making a shadowpuppet childhood friends AU-#Also i thought it would be funny to break the trope of fan kids being cute and literal children-#-and just make this poor 'fan/ship child' a middle aged man whose all grown up and is actually the most normal guy ever#which is funny because his childhood would have been anything BUT normal- he grew up with freaks for parents and somehow turned out okay#anyways I didn't get that many prompts done in the end but I'm tired hahahaha#Hershey (the dog) is the favourite child#happy valentines day to everybody except these too by the way
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What if we were both magic prodigies and it otherized us in different ways and we devoted ourselves to protecting a family member who has general other goals & priorities. What if we both did self-sacrifical devotion in opposite ways.
What if we were dark mirrors of each other and where I've grown overcontrolling you've grown complacent. What if, bought as a servant into a pretty loving home, ownership and control is what love looks like to me, and to you neglected and lonely growing up, love is gratefully taking any scraps of it you’re lent.
By belonging to someone, even if she comes back injured or fails at finding Delgal, she feels like she belongs and is cherished, by owning someone he feels safe in them not leaving him.

She’s what’s tethering him do you see… And he’s the only thing giving her direction and purpose in her state. She needs a compass and he needs a support.

They’re both so out of it 😭 It’s the weirdly intense and unearned mutual trust and reliance on each other?? They’re each other’s weird little comfort codependent teddy bear. Or at least they were headed towards that before SHE DIED THEN HE DIED THEN THEY BOTH FORGOT ABOUT EACH OTHER AND NEVER MET EVER AGAIN. Though she’s also the guard attack hound keeping him safe… And vice versa he heals her and can rewrite her very being with just one wave of his hand. They’re both so so mentally and physically vulnerable both but they cling onto each other. They can’t perceive things accurately but despite it all someway somehow they stumble into something closer to resembling companionship just before they both die. Falin is just that kind and Thistle is just that lonely. Overworked.
We both haven’t lived for ourselves in a very long time, haven’t we.


They both have a similar devotion to the people they love but again the difference is that Thistle starts overtsepping while Falin is self-effacing. The other difference between them is that people care about Falin <3 People have given up on Thistle long ago, and he has given people reasons to, while people refuse to give up on Falin. Yaad has a mini arc about it dw about it it’s ok he’s not all alone in the end 😭😭 He reached out for Marcille’s hand but they already all wanted to help him, they just had to be given the chance to, Yaad just had to be given the chance to, it’s okay I’m okay
Hey what if we learned to get in touch with our own identity and the world around us and living in the present again through being in the worst codependent situationship ever.
Falin and Thistle sitting in a tree, sucking on flowers together because they’re h-u-n-g-r-y 💕💕💕


I bet he’s only ever thought of flowers as useless ornaments. Weak weeds. But she shows him they’re tasty and useful and good and pretty in their own right too and deserve existing without proving their worth and waaa <33 Thistles…... Did you know thistles taste sweet if you remove the thorns and eat them?
"Even as a chimera, her kind nature remains" you can’t suppress her in the way that matters. You can’t soothe him in the way that matters. It’s doomed. You’re doomed. It’s all doomed. Save me.
#Spoilers#dungeon meshi manga spoilers#Thistle#falin touden#thistlin#OOOOH UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIP THAT SOMEHOW WORKS OUT SAVE ME#I need them to be traumabonded kittens to not separate post-canon#I’m seeing a raise in post-canon thistle content/interest which makes me v happy#Fumi rambles#Falin learning to disobey orders with Thistle is one of my fave things. EAT THAT CURRY GIRL!!!! Nvm that it’s gonna get you killed#It’s good for the character arc#Falin and thistle sitting on a web o-b-s-e-s-s-i-n-g <3#This is somewhat of a tldr of my huge thistlin post. Plus some thoughts i had in discord or twitter#Keeping it for another day but tbh if you see their dynamic in canon as her thinking/having picked him as her mate it changes nothing#about her behavior which I find funny. Thistle accidentally claimed himself a parrot mate bc he’s bad with monsters confirmed#Ik my thing of them learning to relax and live in the present moment again is pretty fanon BUT IT’S WHAT KUI POINTED TOWARDS#With her calming him down from a panic attack and eating berries. With the baths for dandruffs. Etc. Thistle hasn’t socialized in a long#time and he wouldn’t if it wasn’t a tool he needed to interact with BUT it’s still socialization and it’s getting him in touch with his#surroundings again even if just a bit slowly but surely!! The Toudens have a superpower in reaching Thistle. Bless#How’s that one post go again. he refuses to develop he's part of the problem he maintains the cycle he's trapped in the cycle.#she's growing she's finding her place she escaped her original role she wants to help people she will never save him she will never save hi#Something something they have to abstract each other bc relationships with humans have always been too charged and unsafe#Only by seeing each other as more concept than person more object than peer can they truly be vulnerable#Like the fuckedupness lf their dynamic and state is WHY they’re so attached. Why their dynamic could be so raw and needy#The stars aligned in the worst way. Mission successfully faile#Tfw we both need to feel needed
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theyre in my head. forever. take some scraps
#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc gangle#tadc jax#tadc zooble#tadc pomni#before anyone speaks up i am a lesbian pls dont point out the dyke part#i simply think he could be lesbian material. is he? no#i personally see him as very questioning and weird. too stunted with too many walls for romance#begrudgingly accepts friendships and maybe gets One close enough that gives him a weird. moment. realization#kicks his ass into gear that oops cant be driving them all away now or ill wanna kms#i wish i was capable of multishipping bc ribbun has some funny potential but man.#as is its too Not For Me. but gangle beating on jax for revenge is sooooo funny#also the fact ragatha and jax are the same person in different flavors? delightful.#both hiding themselves to such an extent that the one everyone knows isnt Real.#rags hiding herself through helping others while jax does it through pushing them away viciously and acting out#despicable. they care for each other in their own weird way.#she hates him but doesnt want him to die. she hates him but if something happened then she would be worried.#thanks for reading my rambling
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Enough general kn8 art, time to make everyone look at my weird little ship hello
#kn8#ichikawa reno#i still want to tag him leno help will i ever unlearn this#narumi gen#narureno#outing myself as a weird little freak#pls consider them they are very fun in my head KJSDHFS#Has anyone else ever even thought of them together in any way or am I more delusional than i already know i am#don't look at me I'M SHY ABOUT THEM#i just think narumi being such a little shithead and reno being polite cutie would be sooo funny#also aesthetically they are very pleasing together#which is the initial reason i started shipping them but now everything else is making sense too skdjfhs#manga spoilers ahead but like narumi respecting power and reno getting to use 6 which is the most powerful numbers weapon like??#IT MAKES SENSE#logging off and digging a hole and lying in it now out of fear goodbye
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Honestly the funniest thing about TDP to me is that Rayla for some reason always thinks Callum isn't 100% ride-or-die with her on any given situation. Seriously, she could decide she's jumping off a cliff and he'd do it too--oh wait.
I get that half of it is 'protecting' him but like. Girl he has been ready to die and kill for you since the first snake chain incident. It has not lightened up since. In fact its gotten worse. She's his special little guy and if anything happens to her he will kill everyone in the room and then himself. She physically cannot ever sacrifice herself for anyone because Callum WILL be following her straight into the afterlife in no less than a minute. I'm fully convinced he can and would go even further than Claudia and he'd barely have to think on it for five seconds before shrugging like "damn this sucks, can't believe I have to turn evil" "you literally don't have to--" "no I'm gonna"
And honestly I think that's peak teenagers first girlfriend behavior.
#tdp#the dragon prince#tdp rayla#tdp callum#text post#tdp season 5#rayllum#talk#funny#its so funny to me girl he would KILL EVERYONE FOR YOU (except ez)#HOW WERE YOU SURPRISED HE WAS SO DEAD SET ON HELPING YOUR PARENTS ITS CALLUM#not only that bestie you could put the blade to his throat & he would let you. he wouldnt even fight he'd just let you#he would go so feral for you. release his chains. free him.#he wouldnt say 'please let me kill for you' but he would dramaticaly get on 1 knee & say 'rayla i would kill for you if it came down to it'#as if he wouldnt just do that if someone pushed him enough. i want someone to push his buttons enough. set him off it'll b funny#absence did make the heart grow fonder but i think he overdozed a bit. like just a smidge. theres like way too much fondness now#also its great bc MMMMM how do those callum & viren/claudia parallels FEEL BOYS#WILL DO ANYTHING FOR FAMILY SO TRUE. and also communication issues BUT MOSTLY THE SACRIFICE#hes the number 1 rayla defender. he supports her rights AND her wrongs
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WARNING FOR MAJOR ONE PIECE MANGA SPOILERS!
Ok but can you imagine some future confrontation between Shamrock and Shanks where Shamrock makes some bitter comment about how Shanks willingly gave up his chance to have a relationship with his own brother, and Shanks responds that he already had a brother 🥺
#I could be way off base here and Shamrock might only give a shit about Shanks in the sense that he's an embarassment to the family#and in the sense that Shanks' infamy as a pirate overshadows him#but I can't help but think about the found family Shanks grew up with being more of a real family to him than his bio family#and also Luffy's offhand comment about Buggy not being Shanks' family#made me think how funny it would be for Shanks to make it unambiguous that he still cares a lot about Buggy#*cough* and that deep down Buggy cares a lot about him too *cough*#shanks#red haired shanks#figarland shamrock#figarland twins#buggy the clown#one piece#one piece spoilers#spoilers#op spoilers#my posts#text posts
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