Have I ever mentioned how Exceedingly Normal I am about Loki?
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There is not a single writer alive who could come up with a caricature of a political party steeped in as much irony and contradictions as the real life Democrat party in America. Most people don’t even realize how backwards they are.
For a few years now Democrats have been running on a platform of democracy and that if you don’t vote for them democracy will end in the US. Which is hilarious considering their opponents are running in the same elections.
Not only that but the Dems have, for years, been trying to change the laws about who is eligible to vote based on age, and non-citizenship status.
They have proposed ending the electoral college after their candidate loses the presidency but not when he wins.
They want to add members to the Supreme Court when their president is in office but not when a Republican is in office.
They championed women’s rights but literally cannot or refuse to define what a woman even is.
Have said for years that people should be able to make their own medical decisions and make them privately, unless it’s about Covid vaccines.
They love democracy until they have to #NotMyPresident for four years. They would love to have a one party state if it meant their party.
And the funniest thing about democrats and democracy is the reaction of democrats the first time a Republican was elected. They literally left the country and started the confederacy.
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also 911 2x10 merry ex-mas contains some of the most brutal emotional whiplash like Christmas! Bathena engagement! Chimney picking out a Christmas tree for Maddie awww and then BOOM you’ve got Chris asking Santa for his mom to come back and then my worst enemy Doug STALKING chimney dear god I had to pause this episode 600 times
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Can you share some more cat art? Please
Okay anon, here is some cat art below the cut just for you! Also some poultry.
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apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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reminding everyone that the in-universe problem with The Doctor and The Master isn’t “ooo horrible nasty enemies who hate each other and don’t get along and fight all the time but are also in love”
the problem is that they get along. the problem is that they can’t stop themselves from falling naturally into a rhythm of riffing off one another and enjoying the other’s company. THAT is the problem. the problem is that it works and that’s the thing that caused all their issues. they like one another. they just click.
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