#this isnt a joke

[atley01]

Sorry to anyone who's finding out via this meme.

Me scrambling to make this meme like Im riding in via horseback to warn my town about an invasion

[artronenergy]

the "you're so gay" line is good because it's important that rose ascends from casual homophobia to being in a polycule with the two queerest dudes on tv in 2005

[redbuddi]

apologies to anyone who went to classic games fest only to be brought to extreme discomfort upon noticing the little freak wandering around in a daze muttering "where's the baby....i need the baby...." that was me.

[psybrepunk]

Me: This is clearly AI art

Someone: How do you know?

Me: A real krogan-fucker would've drawn all four balls.

[bloomialystock]

it's my 14th birthday today. i has eggs over spinach over toast for breakfast, i am a jewish boy. does this make me marvin

[roeminty]

these r NOT platonic smiles… this is an example of REAL romance

[hwashotcheeto]

HELLO??!?!?!?!

SEONGHWA?!?!?*$;÷$[@;×>$&

PARK FUCKING SEONGHWA OHHHHHHH MY GOD EOBEIHD8XHS8BROXB

[double--hh]

Gotta love the interesting ways I'm crushing on the nightmares

Ishtar my bbg. I fell in love with Uknown Specimen 5 so it's no surprise Ishtar has me feeling romantic

Most crush on Yan Luo as a beautiful, powerful lady, I crush on Yan Luo as a beautiful, powerful man. I love beautiful feminine men

Normally I'll DIIIIEEE for a goth and cold woman the whole " YES MA'AM " type of attitude, but Teutates ? I actually feel pretty casual with her ! Like I'd give her a kiss, hug her, all around just :>

i like zoth bc i like fat men :)

[tomssexdoll]

HES SO TALL BRO

Cum in me???? Tf?

[refinedpet]

Gnosia is on sale on Steam

Go buy it and I'll respect you more than I currently do

[kaiz0n3]

HE CAME THROUGH U GUYS!!!!!!

Happy Valentine's Day btw!!!

[green--tea-owo]

live footage of me sitting in my bed, wondering if I should just change jobs and be a str!pper instead of a kindergarten teacher because why tf do we have to write essays that are 12 pages long 😭

[samlover-67]

at the club but I'm giggling at destiel on my phone

[sexyclarinets]

IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE

OH MY SKIBIDI IN OHIO RIZZ

IM GONNA CRY IM GONNA VOMIT

Dude and like not to mention this lil fucker is releasing on my BIRTHDAY BREH

[ovrour]

i haven’t seen enough people talk about the amount of hate us sturniolo fanfic writers get. It is utterly insane how much hate has been happening in less than a month in this community. i’ve seen so many writers deactivate or just disappear off this app. it’s so sad that people take time out of their way to hate on different blogs. it’s never even mentioned how bad it can get. the hate always comes from “anons” as well. it’s immature and rude. the sturniolo fandom is supposed to be safe for everyone. it’s upsetting to see, and the sad part is there really isn’t anything we can do about it, except point it out and say that it’s not okay to be acting that way. i fortunately haven’t gotten any hate or anything of that sort. and im hoping it stays that way, but i truly dont know. and i am so sorry to any receiving any of it. my blog is always a safe space to talk, DMs are always open aswell. Don’t hesitate to text me, im always here. this needs to be talked about more. the tumblr community is supposed to be a safe space for everyone.

with lots of love, alondra💋.

[peanutalergy]

listen i just don't think i'm really meant for writing smut

reading it, though........ that i can do quite well....