#this one is v late sorry

[davidluigi]

Skam 4x10 - ‘Thanks for everything’

[gallusgalluss]

collection of all of the fansnak requests I've done on my side blog so far

here's their tag so you can look at them all individually :]

[thatdeadaquarius]

Hello there, friend I'm here for fluff

OK, this has been on my mind for a while

But like

The reader is just becoming the biggest parent to the Benny's adventure team kids

And the wolfs

We are like a parent of like 27

Knitting and making food brushing razors hair(let's be for real, you would hear a crunch when you brush it)

I'm not gonna lie

Do these kids know what spices are?

Cuz when I think about it

Razor hasn't had shit so he's has the least tolerance for spice

He would probably cry if you feed him a pepper

Bennett has tried spicy food but does go well with it

And not completely sure if fischl has had a spicy food before

But what flavor does mondstadt add to their food??

These kids need the damn flavors

AHDHAKALL FERAL ANIMAL AQUARIUS- ANOTHER PLATONIC ASK AAHHHHGGGGDJJSFHSAK!!!!!

AND ITS YOU!! ITS- ITS- ONE OF THE WRITING RULERS OF SAGAU (FOR ME AT LEAST) <3 !!!!!!!!

You cooking in genshin all anime studio ghibli style looking like food from god (literally): ⬆️

Sun: Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: Headcanons-ish

Stars: Benny’s Adventure Team! (Bennett, Fischl, Razor), Diluc, mentions of other Mond characters

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: mild cussing, & Trigger Warnings: none known.

Please comment if I missed any. /gen

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^^ The posts being referenced in ask, (OG Razor ask) (Benny + Razor) and a more direct sequel, a part 2? a part 4 atp?? of this post (Imposter/Not Dark AU + Razor + Diluc) ^^

OMFG

ALRIGHT LISTEN UP BITCHES

SINCE UR IN TEYVAT

YOU GONNA COOK LIKE TEYVAT

AS IN-

SHIT BE SUPER EASY TO COOK, AND MASS MAKE DEPENDING ON COMPLEXITY OF DISH

(So, like Zhongli's special Bamboo Shoot Soup is like getting made... once a year if you read the little desc. for that dish 💀)

AND THEYRE ALL LIKE-

ANIME GORGEOUS FOODS ✨️❤️‍🔥

OKAY SO

PROMO TIME-

U GUYS HAVE TO WATCH THE ANIME "CAMPFIRE COOKING IN ANOTHER WORLD"

Bc that's mostly where this inspo gonna come from to both be realistic cooking + best parts of video game cooking

A guy gets isekai’d and instead of hero powers he just gets the skill of "online grocery shopping" LMAO

and ofc he gets insta gifted whatever he orders and starts making dishes and adding spices and regular stuff you know. like soy sauce.

but the best part is the food in that world is like British medieval soup shit

like barely salted, no spices definitely, no sauces, its barren

so he ends up attracting all kinds of interest that want to eat his cooking ofc

And it gives buffs too!

dw i didnt spoil anything u don't learn in the first episode, but that's just to say that's exactly whats happening here

u DO have to manually collect more ingredients but its so worth it, also u can just buy in bulk or put a commission thru the adventurer guild

tbhhh now that i say that, that could be how u end up drawing in Benny’s Adventure Team even more, bc they just take all ur quests for collecting ingredients around Mond!!

(u have to actively sneak behind their back and whisper to Katheryne that you want to put in other food quests in other guilds tho, silly kids will absolutely go running around Liyue and crazy shit just to have an adventure and do smth for you + eat ur banger food lol)

omfg the first time u barbecue smth???

the wolves, Razor, and Andrius??? Go feral.

Fischl and Benny who were already on their way to u guys to hang out again start booking it thru the woods, dodging hilichurl camps (thatve since settled down and been v peaceful to the wolves + anyone in the woods of Wolvendom after u started living there)

they knowww ur cookin smth fucking amazing

(and u even have some hilichurls and mitachurl that wander close to Andrius’ edge of the woods to shyly beg for scraps,, u give them a portion)

Razor was actually lookin at u like u hung the stars just for him when u gave him a homemade barbecue sauce to put on his food

(u acc may have done that to Teyvatians according to Andrius + the stories u overheard from Springvale…)

ok but the amount of begging u get for desserts like-

No, Razor u cannot have chocolate cake/cupcakes after every meal, u need to take care of ur teeth

(u use ur collection of mora-monster-donations for comms for more ingredients and living supplies like fabric + furniture, u cant afford dental on top of that for ur boy)

Fischl dutifully declares you the “best chef in the kingdom” and writes down all ur recipes (u have them auto-stored in ur settings obv but it cant hurt to have a physical copy, and they look so happy doing it, u don't have the heart to tell them its not necessary-)

Benny insists on both giving u extra ingredients when he takes ur commissions, and giving u handmade trinkets or weapons for the meals!!

No!! He will not take “im good” for an answer!! ur sharing ur home-cave with him, taking care of his best friend Razor, and now feeding him food better than Liuli Pavilion!!! There’s no way he can just take all that and give nothing back!!!!

and theyre not the only ones getting some food tbh

when the knights begin patroling near Wolvendom and slowly all of Mondstadt to search for their “All God”, u break up the beginnings of a fight between 2 confused knights and the now peaceful hilichurl camp at the edge of Wolvendom

U offer some snacks u were going to give Benny’s Adventure Team when they got back (u made little triangle sandwiches, rice balls, etc. finger foods, and u made plenty extra bc u kno their teenage appetites lol)

the knights and hilichurls nearly cried with appreciation, which made for a hilarious sight when the teens actually showed up lmao

ur wearing ur cloak, bc u dont wanna take on that whole “creator of worlds” title just yet, and the kids helped verify u werent anyone suspicious (Benny + Fischl keep ur godly secret, theyre the best like that 🥰)

the knights just swing by for snacks occasionally (they also either pay u in trade or with mora, theyre not bullies)

another person who gets flavored food privileges is the lazy librarian witch herself

u also sometimes pick Razor up from Lisa’s tutoring and bring “the best tea and tea snacks in the world” along with to share with Lisa and him

(she is also fully aware after awhile of meeting u of what u are, and fully believes this is why the food must be enchanted to be so good, but u dont want to be treated super reverently she can tell, so she keeps ur secret too and is just extra flirty when u come by lol)

(Razor refuses to let his pare- Lupical move out of ur cozy cave to the library, so he sometimes hauls u away when Lisa flirts too much LMAO)

…and the moment you've been waiting for.

Yes, Diluc got to try ur food that night he was searching Wolvendom for signs of the god of Teyvat

tbh Diluc was half-convinced that shit was a fever dream.

a bunch of sleepy wolves, a coffee table in the stone colosseum, a giant spirit wolf licking a big plate clean, the wolf-kid glaring at him, and you.

you with gold eyes, staring right thru his soul, like you already know everything there is to know about him, (like the way Kaeya looked at him that night),

like he doesnt even have to introduce himself

and he doesnt, u just lightly smack Razor’s hands until he gets rid of his claymore w/a pout, since Diluc had long since dropped his,

and grab a plate, piling on what leftovers u could, and turn back around from the coffee table to smile at him, patting the cushion-seat beside u for him to join

The giant glowing wolf licks his lips and watches him, the wolf-kid’s creepily watches him, and you, with eyes gold in teh light of a simmering bonfire just past the table, watch him

he just sits down and begins to eat.

its the best food he’s ever had, its his dad’s favorite dish, but not realistically, but the way memory embellishes a dish so much it can never be tasted again, except its right here. in front of him. u pour some wolfhook juice for him, and offer him a napkin to wipe his mouth and eyes

Diluc visits often after that, obviously.

u give him snacks too, and when he lets the staff try some, Adeline will not stop harassing him abt gettin ur recipes/ingredeints so u get him to pay Fischl to get a copy of their recipe book :)

including blank pages for future entries, and Fischl is literally glowing with happiness, would not stop monologuing abt ur food for weeks (send help Oz wants some peace and quiet sometimes)

Oh Diluc absolutely told the Favonius knights he found you. But he’s not saying where LMAO

Jean is actually begging him, Diluc ik u hate the knights but this is an international investigation-

this is the closest Diluc has ever gotten to getting under Venti’s skin.

when he told him this at Angel’s while bartending, he just casually ofc said this, just his smug little smirk, and the anemo god cracked a glass and everything- esp when he said he tried ur cooking??

he's gotta start looking over his shoulder in the city bc not only is Venti stalking him, the entirety of Mondstadt’s citizens are glaring at him in envy everywhere he goes LMAOO

(Venti now has a bar glass or too on his tab to pay off as well)

mans is literally paying u in weapon/artifact materials/mora to make him lunch one day and Venti nearly lunges over the counter

(Diluc purposefully ate it in front of him 💀)

ur food is the ultimate, “u could make a religion out of this!” /ref

like Diluc fully gives u offerings of ingredients he can pay for shipping from other countries + along with regular materials after grinding in domains

does the rest of Mondstadt + the world find out where u are?

only if Diluc lets them tbh. LMFAO

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bk trashfire my beloved <3 love ur ideas and stuff, goes without even saying im so sorry i took actually forever to respond :’(

hope u have a great weekend and i did this little side story justice for you

Safe Travels BK Trashfire,

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[peacockrulz]

Merry Christmas Happy New Years! :)

[imaginarycyberpunk2023]

OC: Vinnie Gallo

Save me from myself

[plantwithoutplot]

OKAY WAIT BUT IMAGINE: AU where Garp finds Coby after his parents die and adopts him, because, listen, this one wants to become a Marine, maybe he'll be a good influence on the others! Also he's cute.

So he brings him back to Dadan and the ASL brothers all happy :D

(I doubt Coby will be the influence here, rip Garp he tried,)

OH GARP OH SWEET LORD HOW NAIVE YOU WERE

He leaves Koby alone with the brats for a week ― a w e e k ! ! ― and when he is back, the boy is half-traumatized half-amazed by the brothers, and clearly has ZERO influence on them ( º言º)

But at least he is growing stronger. Even if he still cries a lot. Smiles more, too. And so does Luffy, now that he's got his first friend.

And perhaps Gramps is weak to that.

Their happiness.

(And if Ace and Sabo put Koby through a few hardships to test him & his loyalty, well, blame the fact that they are overprotective big brothers who don't want Luffy to get attached to someone not worth it)

[voiceofsword]

Yaaay ^_^ hiii

Ummm. Rinniki. I love them. Uh. Do you think that Rinne waiting to kiss until marriage is a genuine thing he's committed to or do you just think he was a massive coward because of how forward Niki asked and now he's gotta commit to the bit. Both are funny but I think the latter is funnier.

OK PERSONALLY.... i do think rinne would be committed to it. i think hiiro would probably be too, if its something thats ever crossed his mind. but at the same time, i also think rinne could be convinced if niki really kept insisting, because if it happened once it's easy enough for rinne to shrug off, but after that i can only imagine it really feels like niki's testing his patience.... tradition vs the love of his life FIGHT!!

but also the one u suggested is so funny too. its like playing a game of gay chicken but niki doesnt even know hes participating in it, he would fully believe it's part of rinne's hometown traditions and just occasionally suggest them kissing but it wouldnt cross his mind that its not true. meanwhile rinnes like (tightens fist) idk how much longer i can do this. its really funny when rinnes portrayed as a huge playboy by people when in my head its more enjoyable to see him as a blushing virgin who doesnt even know how to kiss properly and wants to be with niki forever. he simply doesnt know where to start 😭 whereas niki doesnt think that hard about anything, so wanting to kiss rinne is just Easy. it comes naturally

in either case i think niki would probably be the one to initiate, i.e getting all close to rinne, intimate atmosphere, etc.. but rinne would have to be in just the right mood/mindset to know nikis serious and that he really really wants this, too. there's this beautifully written fic that expresses my thoughts on this really well; the fact that deep down rinne's insecure, too, and he wants confirmation of niki's affections just as much as niki would want his, even if theyre not entirely on the same page (but they can learn to be, theyre very important to each other!)

so rinne being really insistent about wanting to get married first is because he wants to make sure niki really loves him, too, even though its obvious he does — he just expresses his love differently.

something that doesnt change tho is that both of them want kissy. i think spiritually theyre both married anyway

[revvywevvy]

hiiiiii guyyyyyys its been a while huh :] heres some pyrrlinas since its taking me forever to finish the other things i've been drawing of them and im impatient and cant wait anymore <3 (AND THIS TIME I REMEMBERED TO ADD THE WATERMARK LOL)

[magswrite]

bar games

prompt: jealous (august 12th). 435 words. @jegulus-microfic

Regulus can see them, through the flashing lights of the club, James dancing with Lily in a flash of red hair and limbs that fly through the air, taking up too much space, too much attention.

He’s nursing an empty drink, by the bar, as he watches them. James knows he’s here, that he’s watching from the bar, but he hasn’t really seen Regulus, yet.

“Let me get a drink, first,” he’d said, when he first walked in, exhausted from the day. He’d still come, of course, because James had requested it.

As he watches them, he knows, instinctually, that it really doesn’t mean anything. That this is James’ way of riling him up, of getting him all jealous. He ‘thinks it’s hot’, apparently. Sometimes, Regulus takes the bait, whether it’s Lily or a friend or a stranger. Sometimes he’ll play the jealous boyfriend, rough James up a bit afterwards.

Today, he feels a bit like playing a different game, though. Because James can give it, but he doesn’t take it particularly well, not when it’s someone else’s hands, or even eyes, on Regulus.

Which is why he’s entertaining the blond talking to him, leaning on the bar next to where Regulus is sitting. James hasn’t seen him yet, still dancing with Lily, but he will soon enough. It doesn’t matter much, what the blond is talking about—Regulus just keeps responding with the same few vague answers, a mutter here and there. He doesn’t reveal personal details, and when in introduces himself, it’s as Leo, as a fake name.

“Leo,” the stranger says. “I like it.”

James, seemingly, is taking his time.

It’s when Regulus looks over once more, at the dance floor to find Lily and James once more that he realizes they’ve left. Abandoned their spot.

And it’s also when he hears James’ voice, over his shoulder, low and growling: “Glad you made it.”

Regulus looks over his shoulder, not bothering to turn all the way to talk to him. The blond is uncomfortable, clearly realizing that he’s out of his element. He walks away with the turn of James’ head, leaving the two of them alone.

“Might’ve been unnecessary,” Regulus says, still looking down at the bar. James hates that—hates when Regulus ignores him. “Seems like you were having plenty of fun without me.”

James’ eyes flash, and he cages Regulus in with his arms. “Seems like you were too.”

He raises the corner of his lips, back. “Was I?”

“I think you were,” James whispers, right by his ear. “Meet me in the bathroom. Five minutes.”

Regulus waits six.

[v-albion]

Hello!!! I'm here!(again, haha) I'm wishing you all the happiness!! You deserve to be so happy and to feel your best!! Thank you for being alive and so very kind!! I hope you have a wonderful day/evening/night!!! Please remember to drink water and eat!! You bring me joy and give me inspiration!! You make me happy by being you!!

(I am sorry for the spam!! I get hyper and just want to love people /p!!! Thank you for bearing with me and being wonderful!!)

Thank you, you’re very kind!

[sonego]

Fernando Torres’ first goal against Blackburn Rovers | 11.04.2009

for @mietowka

[jakeyt]

a few things

for starters: fuckass tumblr is on my shit list rn bc I, APPARENTLY, have a bunch of asks that I wasn't notified of until I logged on via my laptop just now. this platform makes me want to S C RE AM sometimes o m l 🫠

my deepest apologies to those that sent in asks that i wasn't able to see until today. . . dear god. fuck lol 🙃

secondly: would it be okay if i made up this shitty situation w a sneak peek?

thirdly: also, what if i said this next chapter has the potential to have like 20k words? . . . 🫣 i am currently at like 13k and atp, i'm only like 3/5 of the way done. (when i say there's a lot happening in this chapter, i am not lying!!!!)

[blindmagdalena]

I've been watching a lot of shit on The Boys comic vs show and I've come to realize I would NOT be the same delulu simp I am if I started with the comic. Like usually I'm all for the "if you dont love me at my worse version, you don't deserve me at my best version" thing but in this case I only want my silly babygirl who has boob padding over the comic one.

ahahah yeahhhhhh. while i'll always be grateful that the comics inspired the show we have today, i have less than zero interest in the source material. and i don't think there's anything wrong with that. they're two completely different mediums with two (almost) completely different stories at this point. they're barely even apples and oranges anymore. more like apples and sandpaper for me 😅

[asheanon]

All righty... Here are all four of my silly little guys and their silly little cards. 💌 🌹

💖 💗 Happy Valentine's Day 💘 💝 — From them to you! 💕

[startistdoodles]

I've been a silent spectator for a while now, and I really wanna give Prisma a hug since the poor thing has been through so much! And she won't allow a hug, at least a little reassuring pat pat may do just as well ^^;

-Anon of the Voidlands

Absolutely!! Prisma loves hugs :)

[sunnibits]

I think somebody needs to give izzy some little scritches under his chin like a cat. I think that would fix him.