#this stream was such a trip

[eluminium]

hey guys. hey guys. look at this clip of impulse losing it during the GIGS stream. look at it. oh my god. that cackle was so. he's so endearing. its not- it's NOT-RAHWIUHAOFJKOGRSIOESFGIOHESGHUWHFWAHWHRGEUSWEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO [CARS CRASH] [BABIES SCREAMING] [EXPLOSION] OH GAWD MY LEG!!!!!

[morganbritton132]

A fan on a live-stream asks Eddie a question that isn’t ‘who is the best kisser you know’ but it connects enough trains to prompt him to turn around and ask, “Steve, best kisser you know. Go.”

Steve, with zero hesitate: Me

Eddie:

Steve: I’ve kissed a lot of people. A lot of people have said I’m the best.

Eddie:

Steve: You think I’m not?

Eddie: No, I’m not disagreeing with you. You are a great kisser but maybe you’re not as good as you remember. Maybe there’s someone a little better. Someone like, I don’t know. Me?

Steve, scoffing: Oh, who told you that? The five people you’ve kissed in your entire life? Do you know how many people played seven minutes of heaven with me?

Eddie: Yeah, all inexperienced teenagers in the eighties. Just saying, I’m the only person you’ve kissed as an adult.

Steve: Not true! I kissed Argyle during that weird game of spin the bottle and he said I was a great kisser. Checkmate.

Eddie: …I forgot about spin the bottle but I’m great too!

Steve: And yet, Robin’s silence has spoke volumes.

Eddie:

Eddie: Wanna make out?

Steve: Yes, obviously.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

*tries to organize my thoughts*

*remembers i'm not in school and therefore beholden to neither heaven nor hell nor any man's grading system*

*joyously shredding & tossing all my carefully arranged 3x5 mental notecards into the air like so much beige confetti. raising my arms in victory, cheering raucously until i accidentally inhale bits of homemade confetti*

(*coughing up itty bits of paper like a cat evicting a hairball with a firm understanding of tenants' rights*) wait wat happens next

[bamsara]

I'm selling some Cult of the Lamb min-demon sticker sheets! These are 3.5x4.5 sheets with stickers that are about an inch big, varying in detail for the sticker.

I'm only going to have this listing up for a week! (Since I'll be leaving the 24th, I want to have all things sent out by then.)

[jazzymini]

early morning road trip ˙ᵕ˙

[seven-winged-liar]

RIP Freddie Mercury you would have loved the phrase 'serving cunt'

Partially inspired by this post (give it a couple notes <3)

[prokyon]

We are doing a fundraiser stream series to help my girlfriend come to Australia! This will keep her fed til departure.

[ID: We are doing a fundraiser stream series to help my girlfriend come to Australia! This will keep her fed til departure.]

Donate here! https://streamelements.com/thejollywriter/tip

Donations of $50+ get a digital artwork by me! I'll draw you something nice, your pick!

GOALS:

$50 Jolly drinks bacon soda

$200 No-loadout Warzone Challenge

$400 POTATO CAM

$600 Jolly plays a scary game WITH potato cam

$800 COMMUNITY GAMES with STICK-FIGHT

$1,000 Jolly has to beat Ace Combat 7 with INVERTED flight controls. She will suffer >:3c

STRETCH GOAL:

If we reach $1,250, the stream chat gets to make Baldur's Gate 3 decisions! That's right, YOU will get to make Jolly live her best or worst BG3 life.

DOLLAR INCENTIVES:

$10 get your name on the t-shirt of gratitude

$15 you pick Jolly's gun for the raid/match

$30 Invert mouse or audio for the mission/raid

$50 art by ME for YOU*

$100 Jolly has a spoonful of Vegemite 😱

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These aren't comms, so if you don't know what you want, I'll pick :)

Art examples here: https://sta.sh/229r68ya5ro1 or you can search through my blog for #my art. I'll try to keep it simple with a quick turnaround! NO AI! Only human-made art here.

There is no time limit! This fundraiser will be open until we meet the goal or Jolly leaves the USA, whichever comes first!

[moeblob]

Shavuli !

She's just. Into rocks. It's fine. She likes to collect shiny rocks. (this is dice related and I am not apologizing for giving her this trait)

[alasarys]

MF: "You've got the video, don't you?" LN: "Yeah, I've got a couple." MF: "What do you mean, a couple?" LN: "Well, of you getting changed and then ... " MF: "That sounds really wrong." LN: "You had, you had my trousers on and I was flying in the morning, wasn't I. And you didn't take them off *devolves into unintelligible Lando noises and squawks*

Max Fewtrell's Twitch stream | 7 March 2023

[qtubbo]

Deleted this post by accident so repost: Actual question has there ever been a day Pac was on that Tubbo wasn’t at all for that day, because I was thinking about it and went wait all the notable Tubbo breaks also happened to overlap with Pac’s. And Tubbo logs daily, so like from Pac cubitos perspective did he see Tubbo that first day in the ice prison and never once saw him disappear not even for one day (which is incredibly abnormal for qsmp residents).

But also edit: I can’t think of a single day Pac was on and ccTubbo wasn’t, but from Pac cubitos perspective a robot just replaced Tubbo for the day, and then Tubbo was back the next. So one singular day without actual Tubbo showing up at all I can think of.

[prozach27]

The fact Mike was able to look Foolish dead in the eye and show him a photo “proving” he killed Foolish’s kid all because Foolish arrested them, and then even offered to accompany Foolish to where he’d left Leonarda sleeping so he could see for himself, was such an absolute power move. Like thank God it was just a prank to get back at him for arresting them, but the fact he could give such a convincing performance to the point Foolish later said he was light headed from not remembering to breath during the standoff because he actually thought Leonarda was dead is just absolutely wild. Not sure whether to respect the play or be terrified of Mike right now. Probably both lmao

[rhapsoddity]

WHEN WILL THEORIONSOUND RETURN HOME FROM THE WAR?????!?

anyways trying to experiment w cute simpler style bc i wanted smth easy to draw while eepy

[catzgam3rz]

ITS THEM! THE DYNAMIC DUO! THE BELOVEDS!!

CHAYANNE AND TALLULAH FOR YOUR DASH!

[dorktapus42]

My favorite college radio just played the Mechanisms, I'm going fucking feral

[updatingranboo]

ranboo was on sneegs stream! it’s broken into 2 parts, watch them both here:

[eluminium]

WHAT did he say???????

Welll. It started with him commenting on the calf cam for his drums then it went to how according to Xisumas latest videos thumbnail, certain types of Minecraft skins could get you banned. Then he joked that Naked and Scared was screwed then he asked if nips on a Minecraft skin was okay then he remembered that his naked and scared skin does not in fact, have nipples. Only Skizz does. Then he "made up" a story about how his character lost his nips Turns out it's just a more extreme version of his own nip story. Which was the one about his nipple piercing. And how it got caught on a backpack zipper. the MC version was that instead of just hurting like a bitch, it ripped his nips off. Also, there were two instead of one. THEN it turns out that the last time he talked about his nips he was working on the EXACT SAME FARM (Wheat, now Potato and Carrot) THAT HE'S WORKING ON NOW. And T H E N. Someone commented on the uh. the shape. of the farm. And that was why nips were coming up. Farm looks like a boob. AND THEN IMPULSE SAID HE NEEDED A DESIGN FOR THE TOP OF THAT FARM. AND CHAT STARTED SUGGESTING A NIPPLE. IMPULSE SAID HE WASN'T GONNA DO IT... THEN HE GOT BULLIED BY CHAT INTO DOING IT BECAUSE HE'S A PUSHOVER SO HE DID IT. AND THEN CHANGED IT TO AN ACTUAL DESIGN. AND HE KEEPS BRINGING THE NIPS UP. BECAUSE HE CANNOT LET GO. that's it that's the nip story. good heavens.