#this was sooo fun to make

[nowordsformylove]

Davy Jones Birthday Mixtape

happy birthday Davy 🩷🤍🩷🤍

[ph7soy]

[IBHWS] warren’s lockscreen ~ chapter 10

Of course, Warren retaliated at last night’s party by doing the stupidest and most reckless thing he could think of in that very moment. And it worked. It was the dumbest possible way to prove a point, but it actually worked. Even if only for a second, he’d seized the upper hand. He had caught Nathan off guard. He was in control. For the first time, Warren had the high ground. Like Obi-Wan.

But at what cost? It backfired. Because of course it did. He was damned if he did, damned if he didn’t. And now here he is, dealing with the unholy combination of a maybe-broken jaw and a hangover from hell while sitting here in a room he doesn’t recognize.

Wait. Where the hell is he?

baby’s first hangover! chapter 10 of my grahamscott college!AU is out, in which warren is a hot mess & wakes up in a stranger’s bed. chaos ensues as always.

see if you can spot all the little pop culture references i snuck into warren’s phone~

[turtleblogatlast]

Leo learns something about himself 🏳️‍⚧️

Based roughly on this old post.

Bonus:

[Leo is taking the fact that he was born biologically female simultaneously very well and also not so well but overall he’s mostly coping with the fact that it was Draxum that just essentially gave him the turtle equivalent of ‘The Talk’.]

[andstuffsketches]

finally watched Reign of the Supermen

[elyfonart]

Trust me bro he wants you

[inkskinned]

love when men cry about body hair bc "it's hygiene" and yet 15% of cis men leave the bathroom without washing their hands at all and an additional 35% only just wet their hands without using soap. that is nearly half of all men. that means statistically you have probably shaken hands with or been in direct contact with one of these people.

love when men say that women "only want money" when it turns out that even in equal-earning homes, women are actually adding caregiver burdens and housework from previous years, whereas men have been expanding leisure time and hobbies. in equal-earning households, men spend an average of 3.5 hours extra in leisure time per week, which is 182 hours per year - a little over a week of paid vacation time that the other partner does not receive. kinda sounds like he wants her money.

love that men have decided women are frail and weak and annoying when we scream in surprise but it turns out it's actually women who are more reliable in an emergency because men need to be convinced to actually take action and respond to the threat. like, actually, for-real: men experience such a strong sense of pride about their pre-supposed abilities that it gets them and their families killed. they are so used to dismissing women that it literally kills them.

love it. told my father this and he said there's lies, damned lies, and statistics. a year ago i tried to get him to evacuate the house during a flash flood. he ignored me and got injured. he has told me, laughing, that he never washes his hands. he has said in the last week that women are just happier when we're cooking or cleaning.

maybe i'm overly nostalgic. but it didn't used to feel so fucking bleak. it used to feel like at least a little shameful to consider women to be sheep. it just feels like the earth is round and we are still having conversations about it being flat - except these conversations are about the most obvious forms of patriarchy. like, we know about this stuff. we've known since well before the 50's.

recently andrew tate tried to justify cheating on his partner as being the "male prerogative." i don't know what the prerogative for the rest of us would be. just sitting at home, watching the slow erosion of our humanity.

[soosoosoup]

Chord Striker Au by @thatbennybee

[kiisaes]

his fuckass haircut ...

[samipekoe]

drew a beautiful furry today

[abstractfrog]

SILVER BLAZE PART THREE - happy jonkday everyone. one of these days i'll draw a scene that doesn't take place at night

[arthousephil]

Phil said he originally wanted to name the tour Dan and Phil vs The World and I said Yes Sir Mr. Amazing Sir one scott pilgrim style art coming right up!!!!

[florallylly]

concept: eddie has heard many a rumor about king steve, but he's actually never really bothered to seek him out. and while he was doing his lunchtime monologues, steve was usually hanging out with tommy and carol in the parking lot. so despite hawkins high being a small school, he's never connected the rumor to the boy.

he HAS however seen steve, he just doesn't know it. and it's basically love at first sight, but eddie is never able to catch up to him and learn his name. so whenever he talks to his friends, he just calls him the guy with the Fat Ass.

and his friends always brush over steve harrington whenever eddie tries to point out the "love of his life." so it becomes a running joke that eddie is in love with some sort of ghost with a Fat Ass.

then one day, steve peeks into the drama room, looking for dustin. and all eddie can do is point and say "you... you fat ... fat ass." and steve is just like "rude."

[valdrift]

watched a transformers movie for the first time 👍

[cubedmango]

cherry magic AU for @alnstgforgaza anon with impeccable taste 🍒✨

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[redactedcrowart]

bear

witness

[teethkid67]

pair of bony ctommys i like to think he was always a pretty thin kid really exacerbated by constant food shortages with war and exile & shit but post revival he finally starts to get a little healthy with it (weight) get a little chubby fat even . he deserves the security