#this wasnt supposed to be this long lol

[crowleyscardigan]

I noticed a similarity between “Stranger Things” and “But I’m a cheerleader”

In “But I’m a cheerleader”, Megan and Graham go to a gay bar with some friends. In “Stranger Things” Mike and Will go to a school dance with some friends. Megan gets asked to dance by a girl and Will gets asked to dance by a girl. Will and Megan don’t want to dance with the girl. But Mike urges Will to dance and Graham urges Megan to dance. Both Megan and Will go to dance with the girl and fake a smile while dancing. Mike and Graham watch sadly from afar, regretting urging their love interest to dance with someone else. Then, they both find someone else to dance with to hide the pain. Mike dances with Eleven and Graham dances with Sinead. But deep down, Graham likes Megan and wanted to dance with her and Mike likes Will and wanted to dance with him. Since Megan and Graham become a canon couple in the movie, maybe that hints at byler becoming a canon couple too.

[skwistokwarrior]

blue team: can they cook?

tucker: no. he's not the WORST, it'll be atleast somewhat edible, but he's still not allowed to cook. ever. like, ever.

church: yes and he's very valuable to them for this alone. they would have already starved in blood gulch without him. maybe not the best food but when you're on blue team, it is.

caboose: ok predictable but absolutely not no way in hell he can cook. he tries to help but they all have to usher him out (emphasis on everyone, he's a big boy)

wash: this one's a less common but honestly no. he's been in the military since he was 18 he cannot cook food for shit. i've already made a post on this but he's tried before for the blues and like. that was literally the closest he's ever been to death in his life, and he's a FREELANCER. he's not allowed in the kitchen without active supervision, and you would not believe the amount of protein powder this man has

carolina: also no. you think she had the time to learn how to cook? you're funny. i think she's learning, but it's a slow process, a very slow process. leave it to carolina to know everything but how to cook

tex: i mean, yeah, why not. she knew as a person and a robot. i like to think she made caboose sandwichs in the early seasons (because i love tex/caboose as a duo)

kai: yes and it concerns her that nobody else knows how to. and not just like knows, she's REALLY good at cooking since she's been cooking since she was young. she's blue teams savior (except she's never there so theyre still in distress LOL)

honorary doc: yes but he's not a big help to blue team because he's vegan everything. he told them he can cook and they let him. they were very disappointed when he started very delicately explaining how he substituted just about everything out of a typical dish for something vegan. (and it wasn't even good either, like he makes the food so bad other vegans would rather eat a fucking burger than his food)

in conclusion: they steal the reds food primarily

[hiphopcherrrypop]

55! My lucky number

lalalalala i like u!

this one uhmmmm.. halloween even tho it's december josuyasu 👍

except i realized too late that i was thinking of lovey dovey mv LOL.. but whatever they can be roly poly too i guess

[gncrezan]

“I like to think I’m just good enough. Come on, peach. Those muffins we made earlier are calling our names.”

NICKMANCERS WE ARE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER...!!!! from @mrs-theirin and her nick/sabrina fic, something i’ve been meaning to draw a little something for since it dropped and i’ve only just really been able to get around to it

[fiendishartist2]

its past midnight and here i am planning a sweater i have neither the materials nor funds to make

[munamania]

so guys um. really fun update as a result of me once again being really good at understanding and responding to social situations. im pretty sure the friend im seeing is convinced we r like in a relationship or About to be and im just now realizing the extent of that and how quickly im slamming the brakes/going to attempt for smth more casual. um.. girl help

[gor3hound3d]

saw a post in a similar vein (ha) to this, but it's something I've thought about a lot. I'm obsessed with the idea of knives as a phallic symbol so to me, treating your knife like its your dick has such an appeal to me. keeping it sheathed not at the side like you're supposed to but resting right at your thigh, letting it sort of jostle on the belt when you move. if you notice I can't keep my eye off it you flash me just a little bit of the blade, enough for me to see how sharp and sleek it is, then putting it back as though nothing ever happened. finally getting me somewhere private (or maybe somewhere not so private) and getting me up against the wall, and the blade in its sheath rubs up between my thighs when you slot yours between them. clothed humping the sheath while you bite my neck hard enough to draw blood, begging for it while you press it in harder. getting you to take it out, watching you pull it so slowly out of the sheath while you watch my eyes that don't leave it for a second. I tell you it's big, that it's my first time and I'm a little nervous but I want it, you tell me I'll do so good as you start to trace it up under my shirt. it's cold and I flinch, but your grip on me holding me against the wall suddenly turns from playful to deeply serious. I'd whine when you press the tip against my stomach but even as I protest I'd arch my back into it. I'll tell you I'm scared again and you'll placate me by telling me you'll only put the tip in. the tip would still be ice cold against me and maybe you'd even feel goosebumps on my skin where you've got me held down, and you'd laugh at me for it. rubbing the edge of the blade back and forth - not sawing, just lightly grazing it up and down, like edging, in a way. never letting me know when you'll actually sink it in, until you do and I try to scream but you cover my mouth. hushing me and telling me it only hurts for a second, that if I just relaxed I'd get used to it. I think you're lying but I'd trust you anyway, because I'm a dumb dog like that. it hurts so bad that I want to cry but I'd give myself to you completely when you start to fuck the length of the knife in and out of the hole you made for it. every push and pull of cold steel inside me would feel like my body is on fire but the thought of how badly you must have wanted me to carve a place for yourself to fit inside gets me hard. humping your thigh between my legs while I go hazy from lust and blood loss, listening to you telling me how good I'm being for you. it hurts so fucking bad, but I know that by the time I inevitably end up stitched back together, I'll trace over the healing wound until I can let you use it again.

[omegasmileyface]

im slowly becoming more certain that ive lived an aromantic or aspec experience but im starting to think my experience was VERY much not the norm for those

[newtness532]

the worst possible thing happened (i got my period)

[orcelito]

about ready to jump off the walls for this purchase

i have bought. the full trimax set.

[ruairy]

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[rhythm-rally]

Apologies as this is very very silly comic, but I guess it’s how they caught eachother’s attention more.

that Space Dancer is very childish.

....truly he was a bit shy because the Space Dancers look up to the Cosmo Dancers and what not...

[agp]

unfortunately im a chaser for cis dickgirls that arent so invested in transmisogyny. the harder they are to find, the more precious they become, and the more of a chaser i become

[caffeinatedopossum]

I swear to God the most confusing thing in the world for my autistic brain is hearing redundancy when I'm not expecting it. Like it would be harder for me to comprehend the sentences "the sky is blue. Blue is the color of the sky. *next topic*" than it would be if you just explained the entire chemical makeup of every gas in the atmosphere

[universestreasures]

@crimsonkaiser​ Sent: An 𝐀𝐍𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐀 Sentence Starter (Accepting!) 

❝  i  was  never  complete  until  i  found  you.  ❞ [@ Aichiii

He should be feeling relief right now. No really, he should be. By some miracle, both he and Kai had managed to resurface at the same time. It seems whatever Toshiki and Ahmes were doing in their bodies had worn them out to the point where an opening was created for the two present souls to take back control. Without even needing to think, Aichi and Kai instantly clung to each other, hugging each other tightly as if they’d vanish if they let go. 

However, not even this moment can bring peace to the turmoil that the prince had sprouted in Aichi’s heart. After having fallen back asleep after his encounter with who he knew now as ‘Percival’ and ‘Toshiki’, Prince Ahmes had appeared to speak with. Along with a warning, his own memories played out before Aichi’s eyes, the very same ones he’s been having glimpses of for months now through his dreams and sudden images. Everything slowly came to make sense for him, but with that knowledge...came conflict. 

The way love in his heart for Kai blossomed upon their first meeting...The way he managed to get stronger because of him...The way he selflessly sacrificed his own well being so Kai could feed and be healthy...

Were all of those feelings...even...his? 

Was he...even himself? 

Aichi breaks away from Kai’s hold. With his stronger turned body, it was a rather easy to do. He’s honestly not so used to be so physically strong. He doesn’t have access to Ahmes’ powers, those being reserved for the prince himself. After all, he was just a vessel, wasn’t he? That’s what Ahmes had told him repeatedly, and despite not wanting to hear it at first, now he...

“Are those...your words, Kai Kun?” A pause follows the question, his gaze shifted towards the ground as he walks away from the other towards the balcony of the prince’s chambers. A full moon was out tonight, the very thing that was almost a constant in his recollections of Ahmes’ memories. It had seen everything, just as it was now watching things unfold now for better or worse.  

“Or...are they Toshiki’s?”

Who was Aichi Sendou? Prince Ahmes Reborn? A vessel? His own person? 

He...He didn’t know, both the truth or how to feel. His future, his life...had all seemed so clear before, but now...it’s as blank as an artist’s white canvas, with no clear idea for what it will become. One thing that is certain is that he is terrified to find out what his future will be, if he’ll even have one...

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[malkaviian]

I finished my shitty ass vent fic today at 5 a.m. and it's horrible, but it's finished<3