#thomas jefferson jr

[shrublub]

floor 19

original: @/hustlehousela (tiktok)

[magnus-falafelking]

are you a top or a bottom? like, does it depend on what gender alex is at the time? when she’s female are you top and then you’re a bottom when he’s male?

no comment.

[thomas-jefferson-jr]

ate

[cryptidw00rm]

my big fierrochase animatic that took over a year to finish :”)

youtube link

[mockiinqbird]

magnus chase (series) icons - uncle rick

like/reblog to use

please do not repost

[no-entry-access]

Adds yet another traumatized teenage boy to my collection of traumatized teenage boys

[mallory-keen-to-kill]

heres some lovely wedding photos from yesterday:

@magnus-falafelking @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare @that-hijabi-loki-spawn @thomas-jefferson-jr @halfbornhalfdead @sword-of-summer-hits

[green446004]

[alextextbook]

If Jason Went to Valhalla

Halfborn: NEW KID! Why do you have a coin? Did you use money as a weapon?

Jason: Haha, it’s…

Jason flips the coin and it turns to a sword.

TJ: Hey, it kind of looks like Jack.

Alex: Oh, I so see it.

Jason: Jack?

Magnus: Oh, here.

Magnus takes jack down from his chain. Jack flies up to Jason.

Magnus: This is Jack aka Sumarbrander. Jack, this is…

Jason: I’m Jason.

Alex: Do you have a lineage? Have you just formed from air?

Magnus: Um, I’m Magnus, son of Frey. That’s Alex, daughter of Loki. TJ, son of Tyr, Halfborn son of-

I’m not writing all that.

Jason: I’m Jason, son of Jupiter.

Alex: Nice, an alien.

Jason: Alien?

Jack: OOO!! NEW GUY! Oh what a pretty sword, imperial gold, he’s so-

Jason: It’s talking?!

Alex: We wish he wouldn’t…

[kaylakenobi]

When the healer is unconscious and the rest of the group has no clue wtf to do:

Here’s the blank template if you want it

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[magnus-falafelking]

FIERROCHASE ART CONTEST

Me and @alex-fierro-pr-nightmare are getting married! The date is set on APRIL 1ST‼️

So, in celebration of that, we’re hosting an ART CONTEST!!

Your prompt is: Fierrochase

so just anything with me and alex together, and you’ll be good to go :)

DM me or Alex your finished product

OR

Reblog this post with the finished product!

The results will be posted on our wedding day: APRIL 1ST!!

the prize? Bragging rights :))

Have fun and good luck!!

[thomas-jefferson-jr]

Would you date magnus

What? He’s engaged.

[tucatronus]

Idk how to draw shotguns..but hey! At least TJ came out cute!

[royally-sea-green]

Magnus, from inside his room: I love you so much...

TJ, walking past the room in the hallway: Guys! You have to listen to this

Halfborn, ear to the door: Oh my gods, is he talking to Alex?

Sam: I don't know if we should be intruding on their special moment...

Mallory, opening the door: I need a video of this-

Alex, walking in from another hallway: Oh, are we spying on Magnus again?

*the team opens the door to find Magnus talking to falafel*

[wolfieldos]

Icorect PJO/HOO quotes from this website :https://perchance.org/incorrect-quote-generator

Thalia: You seem familiar, have I threatened you before?

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Nico: The only thing keeping me from running away and hiding from society for the rest of my life is spite. I could disappear forever, but there are some bitches whose downfalls I have yet to witness, and I wanna be around when that happens.

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Percy: So according to the cease and desist order I got, apparently you can’t ‘legally’ be a lawyer if your license is ‘cut out of a cereal box’.

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Percy: Pros and cons of dating me. Percy: Pros. You'll be the cute one. Percy: Cons. Holy shit, where do I begin-

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Grover: Yum, thanks!

Kidnapper: *puts more tape over their mouth* I said stop eating it.

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Nico: My aesthetic is "would be suspected of witchcraft by small town citizens."

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Annabeth in TLT

Annabeth: *trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark*

Annabeth: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?"

Associate: Well, I-

Annabeth: How about "You banged my mom?"

Associate: No...

Annabeth: You know what, I'll just get a blank one.

Annabeth: *writes* You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Leo: I'm a firm believer in "if you're going to fail, you might as well fail spectacularly."

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Nico: You can't wake up if you never get to sleep.

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Piper, opening a Capri Sun: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

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Hazel: War is heck!

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Jason: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

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Frank: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

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Will: Can we go to a haunted house?

Nico: What’s wrong with the one we live in?

Will: Wh-what?

Nico: Goodnight, Will.

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Percy: Shouldn't get stressed out, it's not good for the baby.

Annabeth: What baby?

Percy, crying a bit: Me.

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*The Squad is playing Chess*

Annabeth: *easily beats everyone because they know how to play*

Piper: *doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway*

Leo: *doesn’t know the rules, and loses*

Jason: *knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t*

Frank: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so.

Percy: They named a board game after cheese?

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*when the Squad drops food*

Annabeth: Eh, oh well.

Piper: FIVE-SECOND RULE!

Nico: FUCK!

Jason: *just gets more food*

Percy: *drops to their knees and mourns the food*

Leo: *eats the food off the ground*

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Leo: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Hazel and Frank's convo?

Piper: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Percy: I'm in the washing machine.

Nico: I'm in the closet.

Jason: We accept you Nico. <3

Nico: No I'm literally in the closet.

Jason: Love is love. <3

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Frank: Are you trying to give me a frickin’ aneurysm?

Percy: Pretty sure we all are.

Hazel: I wasn't.

Leo: I was.

Jason: I was trying to stop them, for your consideration.

Nico: I just cause aneurysms naturally.

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Annabeth: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Percy: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Annabeth: ...

Annabeth: You mean ring bearER, right?

Percy: ...

Annabeth: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

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Nico: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Will: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Nico: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Will: Is it working?

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BONUS MAGNUS CHASE

Mallory: Nothing in life is free.

Sam: Love is free.

T.J: Knowledge is free.

Alex: Friendship is free.

Halfborn: Self-respect is free.

Magnus: Everything's free if you don't pay for it.

The Squad: ...

T.J: Magnus, that's illegal-

Alex: No, let them finish!

sooooooo yep. Hope you enjoyed