#thread: cat-astrophe!

[cxttynoir]

@muralmxse [ Catastrophe Pt7 ] Needless to say, the ghouls were only... partially shocked. Shocked of was was being planned, but not shocked of who was behind it. Cleo figured the conniving cat was up to no good some how. Frankie felt... disappointed in Toralei more so than before. She knew the werecat took advantage of Gigi before but not while risking her relationship. To violate their privacy was just a new low.

Now... they had to break the news to Catty.

They played back the video Spectra sent to them to the popstar in the private Muse-ick room. ❝ Toralei's been blackmawling Gigi the whole time!❞ Frankie spoke. ❝ And she's planning something soon for the next tournament! ❞ (@wickedlyxcreepy / @sorcerymuses)

Catty frowned and shivered at the word "blackmaul." What an ugly phrase, and an even uglier action.

No wonder Gigi was being so distant! Toralei had the genie wrapped around her little finger!

Worry for her girlfriend gnawed at the werecat's gut. Seeing how far Gigi would go to protect her -- to protect them -- made her feel more nauseas than anything else.

Swallowing, Catty pulled her eyes away from the video on the phone and looked up at the other ghouls.

"So, what's the plan? There is a plan, right?"

"Because whatever it is, I want to help. Toralei scratched on the wrong tree this time."

🎶 @13xwishes | @sorcerymuses

[th-positivity]

I'm gonna miss the old TPBMG thread, but cheers to cat-astrophism for rebooting it. If he reads this: I wish you the best! <3 Maybe I'll start posting in there again myself soon.

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[lgcyoungmin]

* / catastrophe

youngmin wouldn’t call himself a heavy drinker. he doesn’t drink very often, never keeping alcohol in his own refrigerator. but he did drink whenever his friends would invite him out. a social drinker, in short, only doing so during social events that he would attend or when there was something to celebrate with his friends.

however, he had the tendency to go overboard during these encounters, drinking just a little more than he could handle. youngmin didn’t consider himself a lightweight, but he wasn’t a heavy boulder against alcohol either. this time around, he stepped a little out of his tolerance, coming out of the gathering lightheaded and stumbling a little. maybe he should have asked one of his more sober friends to drive him back to the dorms, but he already started walking before the idea popped up in his head. and once youngmin sets himself on doing something he damn well will finish it and reach his destination.

even with that conviction of his, it didn’t take very long for him to get distracted by a fluffy creature in the park. he was already on his knees, a stupid grin on his face as he reached out to pet the cat, only for it to throw its paws at him. it ended up being some sort of battle, with youngmin trying to pet the cat and the cat flailing around and leaving scratches all over youngmin’s hands. okay, so maybe he was starting to bleed, but he will pet the cat no matter what it takes!

“why do you despise me soooo?” he whines, lips pursed into a pout as if that would make the cat change its mind at all. “please, i can practically feel the fluffiness at the tip of my fingertips, let me pet youuuuu.”

— @lgcjinseo !

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@heartsled liked for a thing! impossible - james arthur 

❛  all we had is gone now . ❜

[otonymous]

Happy Birthday, Victor! 🎊

Happy Birthday to my favourite Time Lord CEO!

Victor has steadily made his way deeper and deeper into my heart with his swimmer’s bod, Michelin-starred skills and his penchant for arts and crafts (Chapter 18, anyone? 😭😆).  So in honour of his birthday, I’ll be reblogging some Victor-related fics and headcanons throughout the day on January 13, 2021! 🥳 

(For those of you who may not want to have your dash spammed, just block the #HBDVictor2021 tag!) 💕

⏳ Otonymous’ MLQC Victor Masterpost ⌛️

One-Shots, Drabbles and Longer Fics: 📖

A Moment In Time (Victor x Reader, NSFW)

What U Got On? (Victor x Reader, NSFW)

Wicked Game (Victor x Reader, NSFW)

Victory Lap (Victor x Reader, NSFW)

Bound To You (Victor x Reader, NSFW)

Kissed By The Baddest CEO (Victor x Reader, NSFW)

Served (Victor x Reader, NSFW)

Headcanons and Miscellaneous Writings: 🤯

The ABCs of Victor (NSFW)

MLQC AU Headcanon: If The Boys Were Cast In A Historical Drama

Live-Action Cast of MLQC

A Round Peg In A Square Hole: How The Boys Feel About Pegging (NSFW)

In The Warmth Of His Embrace: How Hugs From The Boys Would Feel Like

Director’s Cut: Porn Flick Titles Featuring The Boys (slightly NSFW)

Time After Time: Victor’s Firsts (NSFW)

INCOGNITO MODE COMMENCE! - Porn Preferences of the Boys (NSFW)

Pillow Fights With The Boys (Incorrect MLQC Quotes)

Come Up To MY Room: How The Boys Seduce You (NSFW)

Just For Laughs: How Victor Would Respond To Sexual Jokes

Sexxxting in Public (NSFW)

It’s The End Of The World: How The Boys Would Respond To You Choosing Another Partner

The Most Beautiful Girl In The World: The Guys As Fathers

Make It Bounce: The Boys & Their A$$ets (NSFW)

Call Me Daddy (Twitter Thread HC)

What I Like About You: Favourite Things About The MLQC Boys

Love Letters: 💌

Dear Dummy...(NSFW)

A Dummy Like Me: A Letter From Victor (Follower Milestone Celebration)

Otonny’s Short Vids: 🎬

Cat-astrophe 

[mrjoelgarcia9]

Let’s Talk #TheLoudHouse: Season 4 Final Thoughts

Considering it was the last one with the original status quo, The Loud House had a really good fourth season.

For my final thoughts on Season 4 of The Loud House, feel free to keep reading. There will be spoilers.

The season began by focusing on the Casagrandes in a multi-part arc in preparation for their then-upcoming spin-off.

It also debuted a minor change in the intro: Disgraced series creator Chris Savino’s credit was altered from orange to grey. This was the show’s first full season without his involvement.

As for the rest of the season, it was really good. Compared to the first three seasons, it had a decent balance of episodes highlighting nearly every single family member along with some new pairings. Some focused on the siblings working together, others on their respective group of friends, and one even focused solely on Lily.

Continuity was a bit more prevalent this time around. Certain story lines from last season were expanded upon, such as Lori’s senior year, the siblings’ respective friendships, and Luna and Luan’s romantic relationships. Some of them appear to set up possible threads for next season.

While still consisting of 26 half-hour episodes, there were two more quarter-hour segments than last season. This season surprisingly did not end with a half-hour special. There were only two of them, one within The Casagrandes arc and "Kings of the Con”, the latter serving as the lead-in to said spin-off.

This season also featured several shorts. Some were uploaded to YouTube (being labeled as “deleted scenes”) and a few aired on TV alongside premieres of both The Loud House and The Casagrandes. They followed up from past episodes, had unique art shifts, and featured stories reminiscent of the graphic novels. One of them, “Clyde’s Two Dads”, was a direct adaptation of the story “Clyde Cat-astrophe” from the second book There Will Be More Chaos.

When it comes to the season’s Loud episodes, there were more good than bad episodes.

The Best

Any Given Sundae: A unique episode from Lily’s point of view with random art shifts. It also showed she is smarter than the rest of her family.

Purrfect Gig: While the premise is reminiscent of “Two Boys and a Baby”, it featured more of Luna’s relationship with Sam. It also had the “controversial” debut of Sam’s brother Simon, previously only mentioned in the graphic novels.

Sister Act: It features the classic trope of twins swapping places but with actual consequences.

A Dark and Story Night: In possibly the only way it could show a fantastical tale within the series, each siblings contributes to a story to pass the time during a blackout.

Feast or Family: It features Luan and her father Lynn Sr clashing about cooking.

The Worst

A Mutt Above: This almost felt like a retread of “Toads and Tiaras”, only with Lana as Lincoln and Charles as Lana. The difference between it and the aforementioned “Purrfect Gig” was how at least that episode changed things up a bit more.

Exchange of Heart: This was forgettable fan fiction, with Tiago serving as the self-insert character.

Singled Out: Another episode that seemed reminiscent of bad fan fiction, this time about Lynn not having a boyfriend. The only thing worth noting about the episode is how it appeared to reaffirm to fans that the other potential relationships from “L is for Love” went nowhere.

House Flip: While Flip is a funny character, he did not need to be the main focus of an entire episode where the siblings have to keep hiding him from their parents.

Tough Cookies: Like “A Mutt Above”, it was similar to a previous episode (”Lincoln Loud: Girl Guru”) and just petered out by the end. At least “Kings of the Con” did more with Lincoln and Clyde.

A unique TV special aired late in the season, serving as its lone major crossover between the two shows. The Hangin’ at Home special, produced during the COVID-19 pandemic, was based on Lincoln and Ronnie Anne’s video chats featured on the shows’ shared YouTube channel. 

It consisted of a clip show with new dialogue of the two explaining their respective family members’ involvement during the pandemic, such as Leni making masks and Bobby being an essential worker. It was an OK special that did its best to explain the pandemic to a younger audience. The format’s limited animation was only prevalent when the characters’ facial movements did not match the voice actors’ performances. 

The show’s future is mostly unknown. The Loud House is coming back for a fifth season, but it will change the status quo by taking place one year later.

Until next time, thank you for reading!

[neverlastingforever]

If your looking for jonmartin prompts, have you ever seen that tweet thread about the guy who found out a stray cat had snuck into his house and then had kittens under his bed? Imagine that but jonmartin

That tweet thread actually crossed my dash again after I’d finished writing, so I think that’s the universe’s blessing? Anyway, this fic turned out to be an absolute delight to write and it’s also my first time getting to use the tooth-rotting fluff tag so one could I am very pleased. It’s a little over 4k and has been posted to my ao3 accordingly

[agentnico]

Cats (2019) Review

I...it just...like what...I can’t even....I....I got nothing.

Plot: A tribe of cats called the Jellicles must decide yearly which one will ascend to the Heaviside Layer and come back to a new Jellicle life.

So I went to see Cats. Why? Because I’m an idiot. Apparently, I have nothing better to do with my life than watch James Corden in a CGI fat furry cat suit singing some song I don’t care about whilst stuffing his face in garbage and Idris Elba vanishing into sparkly dust for some apparent reason. Why? Well, to be honest, I do not care. I just don’t care. This movie is poop. It’s such poop. Like, imagine when you look down at your turds after you went for a satisfying morning dump. Got that picture in your head? Good, well that turd is Cats. Flush it down the toilet and go about your day. Do not, I say again, do NOT go see this pile of paw-rly made crap. It’s a real cat-astrophe. I’m not kitten around, it’s claw-ful. Fur real. This is a cat-atonic, hiss-terical, a-paw-ling meow-ess. And those are all the cat puns I can think of...for now.

Theatre is theatre for a reason. I really do enjoy Andrew Lloyd Webber’s musicals. What can I say, the man does have talent in living up the stage with the music he creates. He’s behind the likes of Jesus Christ Superstar, Phantom of the Opera, Evita and Joseph & the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. All of these are really great musical sensations, and some have very successful film adaptations like, say, the 1996 film version of Evita with stand out acting turns from Madonna and, especially, Antonio Banderas. Funnily enough, Banderas played Puss in Boots in the Shrek films. And he’s a better cat than the entire cat list, sorry, I meant the cast list of Cats. Anymeow, I mean, anyhow, do you know what all these musicals have in common? That’s right, a narrative thread. All of them have some kind of story. But not Cats. So I’m sure that as a theatrical performance in might work well due to you experiencing live the superb choreography and dance moves of the performers, and also the cast members wearing cat costumes rather than being covered in CGI fur probably makes the whole thing more appealing to the eye, but as a movie (can I even call this a movie?), Cats just does not cut it. 

The movie has no story. It’s a bunch of freakish cats being super horny and singing songs about how horny they are and basically, they are all horny for each other so it’s a big old cat horn-fest. You should see Jason Derulo in this thing, he wants to stick his cat tail into anything that moves whilst screaming “MIIIIIILK!!” off the top of his lungs. I mean, okay, that’s not fair, it’s not just cats being horny. They also dance a lot (in a very erotic way) and there is some reincarnation crap (I’m guessing in connection to cats having nine lives but who honestly gives a sh** at this point?) and all in all, I found myself in a very visceral experience sitting there in complete bafflement that Cats is a movie that came out in 2019. Like what the f*** you guys? C’mon, what am I supposed to say here? There’s is nothing logical about this movie, nor its existence in general. I mean, I’ve been doing this film reviewing shtick for a while now (5 years no less!), so I’ve seen a lot of films. I cannot believe I’ve found myself in this position now. Cats might be one of the worst films I have ever seen at the cinema. Maybe even the worst? Maybe....actually no, Norm of the North is still the worst. F*** Norm of the North. Wondering what Norm of the North is? Find the trailer on YouTube, it's the most accurate piece of marketing ever. It represents to the point how bad that movie is. Wait, why am I advertising Norm of the North now? I thought that film was behind me forever and ever and ever! Jeez, Cats, what have you done to me!!??

Okay, so lets at least talk about something good that Cats might offer. The production design was actually pretty visually appealling. The general aesthetic and settings were well designed and made, and some really nice uses of colours. Also, the songs are okay. In all fairness that is not really a compliment towards the movie, since the songs come from the original stage musical. That being said, every song in this movie is ridiculously dragged out. Each musical number goes on forever (fur-ever?). Like, we get it, Mr Mistoffelees, you’re clever and magical and you’re the original frickin’ conjuring cat, stop singing the same thing on repeat for 10 bloody minutes!! Damn, this movie is so boring. It’s just song after song as we jump from one cat to another as each one gets to sing some stupid solo and then we move to basically never see them again. Oh, and did I mention that all the cats look horny? Like, these cats are out to f***! Excuse my language, it’s not me, it's them. These cats want to do some serious porking, and I’m afraid to say that there is no stopping them. Only the movie’s age rating stands in their way! Seriously, this movie would be one hell of a film to watch when tripping on some high-end drugs! Like, I was feeling trippy just watching this movie sober. I kind of wish I was drunk when I watched this film. For this film is not even one of those so-bad-its-funny flicks. It's just a piece of garbage. 

What is frustrating is the amount of talent that is involved in this thing. I’m not simply talking about Andrew Lloyd Webber; this movie is directed by Tom Hooper who did The King’s Speech and Les Miserables - an actual well made musical film. And now this? I mean really? I mean REALLY? What was he thinking? I bet he was high. Probably went on holiday to Amsterdam and spent all that crap-load of money he made of Les Mis on some magical mushrooms through which he discovered his weird cat-fetish and once he came back to the real world he searched far and wide to adapt something cat-related and came across, well, Cats! I see you, Tom Hooper, you sick son of a b****! Then there is the talented cast, which includes the likes of Judi Dench and Ian McKellen, who are all apparently so game at wanting to f*** each other in cat costumes. I cannot for a moment believe that throughout this film’s production one of them did not have an obvious lightbulb moment where he or she would turn around to everyone else and say “is this real, is this really happening??”. Also, what was Jennifer Hudson’s deal? Spends the whole film blubbering about, ugly-crying and constantly blurting out Memory like a broken jukebox! Was she trying to join Anne Hathaway at managing to win an Academy Award for singing only one song and then buggering off? Not the way to do it, girl!

So I’ve seen Cats. I’ve watched it, I’ve lived, I’ve experienced it, and might have even become it. I don’t know, like, I don’t know. I guess all I can say is - meow?

Overall score: 1/10

[determination-and-familiars]

Cat-astrophic Halloween || closed thread with oflazybones

Continued from: X

@oflazybones

     Frisk looked Sans’ ‘outfit’ up and down, noting the only difference being a cape. The human snickered but instead, considering what Papyrus was wearing, said “Nice hero costume, Sans!”

     Flowey had been about to say something, probably snarky, when his eye twitched as Sans started making puns. Flowey’s top two petals flattened, funnily enough like the cat ears they were painted as.

     He even hissed. Either he was aware of it and just didn’t care, or he had no idea he was just setting himself up for even more.

     “Don’t you dare start with the puns, Trashbag!”

     “Flowey! Be nice!”

[acaxjihoon-blog]

»Plot Call & Tracker! ★

Hey there! I’m so sorry for not being active on the dash, but I’ve got a few things going on in my life that is unfortunately hindering me from going on desktop during most days. It’s nothing big, but it’s making me feel depressed and anxious, so my emotions are just... (இдஇ; )

Anyway, I don’t want it to like, lock me up in eternal sadness, so I’m doing a plot call! I don’t have that much threads, so I can possibly scoot in a few more if anyone is interested in having a thread with Jihoon! Like this post if you’re interested, and I’ll make my way to your IMs! His plots page is kind of... bare, and there’s not a lot since most of it are taken, but if you’d like to check it out, it’s right over here! If we’ve been plotting but I’ve forgotten to reply, feel free to hit me up the head for being an old person and forgetting! ˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·˚

Tracker!

writing:

kiss memes - 14/16 (yikes!)

replies to:

@acaxbaek​ (babysitting bloodbath)

waiting for:

@acayug​ (height difference)

@acawonwoo​ (cat-astrophe)

@acaxchungha​ (siesta)

@acasoonyoung​ (after school club)

@acajinwoo​ (starter)

@acasana​ (starter)

[zhumeimv]

We Now Know What Really Went Wrong With Cats

We Now Know What Really Went Wrong With Cats

Date: 2020-01-07 12:00:10

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Cats might have nine lives but the film adaptation of Cats was basically dead on arrival.

Perhaps it sounds overly dramatic to declare Tom Hooper’s Cats a full-fledged cinematic calamity… but at this point, the facts are rather indisputable. Now, after a few weeks in theaters, the film stands to lose…

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