I think Jade should have survived to the end of Captain Laserhawk not just bc I hate fridging characters in any context and she fully deserved better but also it would've made the remaining crew at the end of s1 so much funnier.
-Swifties join together as a hivemind to become a fifty foot collective being and start hunting down Taylor's exes,
- ai written songs reminiscent of a mix of vocaloid and "Carol and Tuesday", we revolt after.
-David Tennant comes out as bisexual,
-tiktok makes a new trend where you sit in a busy intersection/road and try to make something with an easy back oven before you get ran over/ arrested/ removed,
-surge in cowboy aesthetic on Instagram where you wear jeans, eat beans and collect horse memorabilia, homosexual undertones optional but encouraged.
-pegging joke in new Dr who episodes,
-we get another equally hilarious fucked up painting restoration as the weird Jesus,
-Porygon is forgiven by Pokémon™ and Pikachu is held accountable for his crimes in a live action court room recording, the defender is wearing the chubby Pikachu costume and their lawyer is wearing Misty's outfit but with a red tie.
-Wednesday S2 has painter dude accidentally sleep paint himself a new face as the in universe excuse for changed actor.
-Scientists introduce rats to just dance, they start beating global top records within the first week,
-politicians start getting pelted with rubber chickens in public.
-Someone puts googly eyes on the Eiffel tower, three months later same thing with the statue of liberty.