#time pyramid

[landlordspoison]

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥TIME PYRAMID IS ABOUT TO UPDATE PEOPLE GET READY FOR THE FOURTH MOTHERFUCKING BLOCK 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[infinitegenderlessmess]

Video description: a large concrete block is lowered by crane to stand next to three similar though more weathered blocks. Two construction workers manipulate the block into place as it is lowered. Many people watch. End description.

FOURTH BLOCK!!!

[watchilove]

Arnold & Son Time Pyramid 42.5 Red Gold & Time Pyramid 42.5 Platinum - Vertical time

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[upslapmeal]

"but Pyramids of Mars established that Sut-" my friend this is the three-separate-explanations-for-Atlantis show, as far as I'm concerned they can have a free-for-all when it comes to real-world mythology

"but they're ruining the canon!!" buddy I got good news for you, Doctor Who canon is a buffet and you don't have to eat anything you don't want to

[thirddoctor]

PYRAMIDS OF MARS | THE LEGEND OF RUBY SUNDAY

[just-a-twinge-of-cosmic-angst]

Serious contender for Classic Who's Stupidest Death

[kalopsic-lagomorph]

hm!

[corgipixeloof]

so like what if they were friends

[notbecauseofvictories]

it takes years for terry pratchett's books to get consistently good. I would argue that the series doesn't really hit its stride until Feet of Clay, which means that pratchett was writing and being published for 12 years before he found his groove.

and I genuinely can't imagine that. in part because I do think that pratchett's publication calendar looks different than what's expected of writers today---he had about 2 books published per year for his entire career. he must have been writing furiously, and the publisher must have relatively quickly gotten these to press.

but also....I just can't imagine any modern-day publisher keeping an author on their list for twelve years, unless that author is a prestige get or a constant presence on the bestseller list. And what does it say about the state of publishing that you can't go on publishing someone's good-but-not-revelatory books until they figure out what story they're trying to tell?

[homoeroticgrappling]

I firmly believe that every wrestling fan needs several lower card wrestlers they adore, it's important for you to have special little guys who you cheer and clap for even if they're rarely on TV and even less likely to win when they ARE getting screen time

Lower card wrestlers I love you, y'all are so important and necessary to the sport 💐

[oingomyboingos]

NuWho Sutekh: big evil dog. made of smoke and darkness incarnate. eldritch being. will bite and mail and kill

OG sutekh: barbie hands. perfectly poised posture. very polite. please let him murder? 🥺he’ll bring some disco lights as a treat 🕺🏻🪩

[shmods]

I realized that the Silent Hill 2 Remake and Fionna And Cake episode 9 were supposed to come out around the same time and it did something terrible to me 🟥

(Click for better quality 🤙🏻)

[socialistexan]

[unnerving-presence]

I saw this post you made, may I please request the same prompt for Pyramid Head, Ji-Woon, Ghostaface, and Wesker? I just want them weak under my touch.

it’s been a while since i’ve done one of these so hopefully it’s decent ajfhdjd

also i mainly do just 3 characters instead of 4 now so i will be excluding mista tricksta :((

NSFW Below!

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Pyramid Head:

Knowing where Pyramid Head comes from and what he represents, it’s no surprise that he enjoys the treatment you give him. Usually he would be quite rough with whatever he is handling but for you, he is quite curious to see just how skilled you are, and holds your face/hair quite gently.

Instantly breaks. He’s not one to try being a tough guy that doesn’t have any emotions. When you make him feel good, he’ll let you know. Guttural growling, moaning, and other noises will without a doubt be heard from him.

Loves it when you praise him through your actions. He loves watching as you swallow all of his cum and go straight back to sucking his cock. He loves how eager you look while you do it and it’s a sight he will never get tired of. Even just admiring it and gently stroking it will have him resisting the urge to fuck your throat. His legs will quiver and the hand holding your head/hair will be occasionally twitching. Even his breathing will be off. Depending on how long you’ve been teasing him, he’ll chest will be heaving as he tries to take in all the praise and pleasure. Pyramid Head can barely handle all of the praise, but he has no problem enduring it.

Verbal praise combined with non-verbal praise will have him almost trembling in your hands. Tell him what you want to do to him. How badly you want his cock inside of you. How you don’t want to stop praising him. Say that while you gently stroke up and down his shaft. Or maybe even taking it down your throat every so often. Even just softly caressing his balls does the trick. During those moments Pyramid Head learns just how much he loves being praised.

If you praising ever does come to an end, he will immediately want to repay you. If you want to praise him, he will do the same and will have no shame about it. You won’t hear any complaining from him if you order him to suck you off/eat you out. At that point, he’ll do anything you ask him to.

Danny Johnson:

Danny immediately has a confidence boost when he sees what your intentions are. When he sees that you want to praise him too he’s almost tempted to get his camera out.

He has no interest in trying to hold back. If anything, he makes it very evident that he likes what you’re doing and will even praise you back for doing such a good job. He’ll be a bit of a talker through it. You praise him, he praises you.

Big confidence boost when you begin to praise him. Nothing is better than seeing you on your knees and practically drooling for his cock. Even when you slowly push each and every inch down your throat while making eye contact he can’t hold back his moans. The way you hold your tongue out while you jerk him off so you can swallow his cum as him almost tempted to shove his cock down your throat so you can really get a taste of it all. At this point he feels he has to take some pictures. While he most definitely has those sweet expressions engraved in his brain, he’d love to keep some pictures for the memory and maybe for later <3

Even better for him and you when you praise him with your words. When you tell him you always love how good his cock makes you feel he almost breaks as he tries to give a praise back. Soon enough the most praise you’ll get in return is broken moans and groans. Usually Danny is quick with his tongue when it comes to praising and dirty talk, but now that you’re doing the same for him? He almost can’t handle it.

If you think you’re leaving without some praise in return, you’re severely mistaken. You made him almost fall apart in your hands and he’s determined to do the same. Is he secretly jealous that you can so easily do something like that to him? Yes. He will attempt to out preform you.

Albert Wesker:

Albert is one hell of a smug bastard when he finds out what you’re going to do. He already has the biggest ego in the universe and your praising will only continue to make it bigger. Albert doesn’t necessarily need any reassurance about any part of his body, but it sure is nice to actually hear it from someone.

You’ll notice a grin on his face almost the entire time. Surprisingly, he will be a bit vocal. He’ll let out a content sigh when he sees you take all of him down your throat and you may even hear a soft moan and the occasional grunt when he’s close.

Albert takes any and all forms of praise. Either way it’ll have his ego through the roof. He especially loves when you slowly trail your tongue all the way from the head of his cock down to his balls and slowly back up again. Even simply slowly pumping his cock and gradually speeding up as you suck on the head has him tilting his head back with a quiet groan. He’s never felt so confident in his own body until now. The way you gently massage his balls as you bob your head up and down on his cock, moaning as you do so makes him feel like he’s truly valued. He always liked hearing how great he was but he sure isn’t complaining if you show him.

Like Pyramid Head, also loves the combination of verbal and non-verbal praise. He loves hearing you tell him how good his cum tastes as you desperately lick it all off his shaft. He can’t get over how you look up at him with pure lust in your eyes as you tell him how much you want more of his cum. Albert soon learns just how easily you can make him melt in your grasp and he’s not too sure how to feel about it..

Will return the favor once you’ve decided that you’ve had your fun. While Wesker usually likes doing things for himself, this one time is an exception. You did so well for him, it only makes sense he does the same~

[florwal]

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