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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in
#unforch ive been laserfocused on the composition of toilet cleanibg products and (unrelated) international fishing politics this week so far#i want to talk about anti limescale chemicals 😫 and chinese ships off the coast of west africa 😐#TO EVERYONE IN THE NOTES: don't worry i am not particularly wounded by the awareness that my coworkers would not appreciate a rant#it is a good idea to make sure your conversations remain dialogue and not uninvited monologue for an uninterested captive audience#there is a time and place for excited half-informed monologues.
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The 8 Most Important PPC KPIs You Should Track for Business
Discover the most crucial PPC KPIs for driving sustainable business growth. Learn why profit, incrementality, and LTV are the game-changers in modern PPC campaigns. The 8 Most Important PPC KPIs You Should Be Tracking If you’re still measuring your PPC success based on click-through rate (CTR) and impressions alone, you’re about to be left behind. The role of paid media has evolved. It’s not…
#contribution to pipeline#conversion rate in PPC#customer lifetime value#digital marketing KPIs#Google Ads metrics#incremental acquisition#lead quality in PPC#marketing campaign success#paid media optimization#PPC analytics#PPC KPIs#PPC performance metrics#PPC strategy#profit tracking in PPC#ROAS#time to conversion
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shut up about how "bad" she did at a sport, a woman is being told she can't do something because of the way she was born, she just happens to be trans so yall think misogyny and bioessentialism is suddenly ok
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feedist kinktober 27 : boozy belly
this was one of the first things i wrote about em. i'm not the best at writing dialogues so i hope it's not to clunky, enjoy!
#jfcccc#this took 12h to do xAx#er yeah i've reread myself too many times and i dunno if the conversation flows as smoothly as i wish it could#also i tried to fo something when butter is drunk#like he speaks slurred words with spelling mistakes#i dunno if it actually works or if its cringe#i'll let yall tell me!#also slimmer Jam is cuuuute#look at all that relationship weight she packed on <3#heavyheavycream#ask#butter_and_jam#feedist kinktober#feedist kinktober 2024#comics#vanilla comics
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watever more bee and prowl brothers
#tfa#transformers animated#humanformers#prowl#tfa prowl#tfa bumblebee#bumblebee#talking to ur sibling and having a normal conversation for once but they immediatly give u the ick#IJBOOGLKHJMLKHG#my older sister has experienced this with me one too many times#bumblebee roblox kid...?#i dont think he would enjoy minecraft#i think he would get boerd very easily#he lieks playing multiplayer games with sari.. :3#siblings with huge age gaps is so funny to me#because like u have beef with ur sibling because theyre ur sibling but also ur like a grown man and hes 16#the dynamics r just so funny
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DpxDc The Ultimate Enemy AU:
When danny goes to the future chasing after his evil future self, he runs into Batman, the only surviving member of the Justice League. The hero helps him track down Vlad and discover what happened. Before Danny goes back in time to stop the dark timeline, Batman stops him.
Batman gives him a code phrase and tells him that if things dont work out, if he cant save his family or if he needs help in his own time he should go to Bruce Wayne and tell him the code and the man will help him.
Batman with years of experience when it comes to his deranged teenaged vigilante children assumes that Danny will know that Batman just shared his secret identity. After all, all of his kids would have put it together with ease.
Unfortunately for Batman, Danny is not one of his detective kids. Danny assumes that Bruce Wayne is a friend of Batman's. He goes back to his past and manages to defeat Dan and Clockwork saves his family. He never forgets the code Batman gave him.
Fast forward a couple years, Danny is on the run, he needs help. He does what Batman told him to do and goes to Bruce Wayne. He gives the man the code and is immediately taken to Wayne Manor for some medical care.
Danny doesnt want to tell Wayne about his ghost half. When the man asks him why he was hurt and how he can help, Danny said he needed a place to stay and that Batman said that Bruce would help him. Danny begs Bruce not to tell anyone he is here, not even Batman. He needs a safe place to hide.
The code Danny gave? A batman original that means "this is a trusted part of the bat family who comes from a doomed timeline, do whatever they say"
But Danny doesnt know Bruce is Batman????
So like, from Bruce's perspective, this beat-up kid shows up from out of nowhere and gives him a code phrase that basically sets the entire bat fam on red alert. Because this kid just came back in time from a doomed world right?
But the Batman of that time didn't reveal his identity. So surely there must be a reason for that? Bruce has to trust the version of himself that lived that failed timeline, which means he can't reveal his identity.
But no. There was no reason. Batman just did that thing he always does where when talking to a dark haired, blue eyed teenage hero he just doesn't finish his sentences and assumes they understand him perfectly.
They almost never do, at least not at first, and he never, ever learns.
Shenanigans, as always, ensue.
#Danny: I cant see batman if i do i am gonna have to tell him everything and i am not ready for that conversation.#Danny: Plus Batman probably wouldn't even accept me. thats why he sent me to this rich guy instead of telling Danny to find him#Bruce from the failed timeline: goodbye new son. i believe in you go find other me#bruce from this time line: if i dont find out whats going on either the world will end or i will have an aneurism#danny phantom#dpxdc#dp crossover#batman#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover
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INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 1x1 In Throes of Increasing Wonder
—However misshapen they may be, your brother has no shame in sharing [his thoughts]. —You sayin' I got shame? —The lie you told about leaving the opera house early.
#I have many feelings about Louis almost crying at the opera#and Lestat being the only one who gets to see Louis be emotional like that#in this same conversation Lestat also says “you don't need to defend yourself to me Louis”#and I feel like that's a big part of why Louis wanted to spend time with Lestat#for the first time he doesn't feel judged#amc iwtv#iwtv#iwtvedit#amc interview with the vampire#loustat#Lestat de Lioncourt#louis de pointe du lac#my gifs#my iwtv gifs
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Happy one year anniversary ISAT! To celebrate I wanted to share the lil strips I made for my friends when they reached the end of the game! They're all meant to be snippets of life post game and a glimpse into the world I'm making for Loop.
#isat#in stars and time#in stars and time spoilers#so to explain the last two strips#loop makes a third wish in their head about how they want to know what the future holds for them#and that flashes them to the change god who also did not see that coming#the change god and loop chat a bit and the last strip is the tail end of the conversation: a fun tip that loop can look human again#the starry curtain and faint hand is meant to be the Universe but not as an actual deity just as a stand in image for an unstoppable force#like yknow the hand that crafts the wishes#and reminder for loop that the universe is always there watching and its time to get back to the world stage#what do they do next???? maybe ill share my thoughts later#the draws
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todays marketplace gem
$800 penis lion
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get with the Crow-gram, Davrin
#datv spoilers#veilguard spoilers#dragon age spoilers#dragon age veilguard#rook de riva#lucanis dellamorte#davrin dragon age#Marisol de Riva#illario dellamorte#i have THOUGHTS about illario lol i love him actually#and i encourage lucanis to forgive/spare him because like illario is just doing what he was technically raised to do????#i do think illario spirals a bit when he realizes that zara didn't kill lucanis and instead tortured him#and then a lot of the stupid choices he makes after that are like...trying to “fix” it#but also having read the wigmaker job i'm like...i feel like there's some blood magic or something afoot with illario bc like?? ;-;#but also tho literally every time illario comes up in conversation lucanis is like MY IDIOT COUSIN - if i was illario i'd just start biting
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it is genuinely and truly terrifying to watch trump and his apostles create a crisis and then "resolve" the crisis.
it is terrifying to watch right-wing media first say they love the tariffs, that "america is finally first again," that we don't need to be in a global economy. but then trump changes his mind. the media, in the next day or even hour - suddenly admits that the market was crashing, that we were in serious economic danger. but no worries because trump has saved us all! he's brought us back from the brink and stocks skyrocketed, something biden never did! trump's a hero! he loves us! he saved america!
i hate that the word "fascist" doesn't even seem to alarm them anymore. i hate that they treat it as a joke. i hate that others lift their noses and say triggered, libs? while lives fall apart. this is a man who has a religion behind him. this is a god-king. this is a man who has warped the soul of america, and they treat him as if he's just a goofy genius with a heart of gold.
within one hour of the tarriffs being announced, i already saw a commenter on instagram saying this is how we know he's playing chess, not checkers. but all the libs already sold their stocks, and i'm sat here laughing. i had to close my eyes.
#i'm so sick of pointing to 1984.#i'm so sick of pointing to history.#one of the ONLY times i've been able to win a conversation about this with a right winger#is by being ardently Raised Religious so i went with the ''oh my!!!! the first commandment!!#thou shall have no other gods before me!!! watch how you speak of him!!! i shall pray for you.#all men have sin except for our Lord Jesus :) ''#<- my father is a deacon. he tried to raise a Weapon of God.#i'll give it to him. he did indeed raise a weapon.
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Steve is a cronically under-sharer and Eddie has a bad habit of just talking about himself which means that even years into their relationship, he’s still learning stuff about Steve.
One time, Gareth got sick right before they were set to play at The Hideout and Steve was just like, “I can do it if you can’t find someone.”
“You can play drums?”
“Yes.”
“Since when?”
“Since I was eight.”
#this is the exact conversation they have every time Steve reveals something#One time Eddie sat Steve down and told him to tell him everything about him#the only thing he learned was that Steve was allergic to fish#They had been together for four years at that point#steve harrington#eddie munson
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Obsessed with Blind! Eddie Munson meeting Steve and them hitting it off like instantly. And Eddie bragging constantly over the phone to corroded coffin/hellfire because Steve is great. He’s funny and bitchy and he makes all these sounds that drive eddie crazy —- anyway, he’s just super excited for his boyfriend to finally meet his friends.
And then when it finally happens it goes different than expected because yeah Eddie knows Steve is great…. What he didn’t know was…
“Holy shit,” Jeff says into the weird silence after Eddie’s introduction.
“What?” Eddie is worried.
“He’s hot,” Jeff says like it pains him to admit. “Like… like really, really hot. Like he might be a model hot.”
“Is he blind too? What’s he doing with Eddie?” Gareth asks under his breath and then grunts like he just got an elbow to the gut for it.
Steve just laughs. “Thanks,” he tells Eddie’s friends.
He doesn’t sound too embarrassed about it or like it’s a joke at all that his friends have concocted and holy shittttt
“Wait,” Eddie says quickly, twisting to hold Steve’s hands, “wait, wait, wait, are you— just how out of my league are you???”
“Eons,” Gareth wheezes.
“I’m not out of your league,” Steve says and Eddie can practically hear the eye roll as he tugs Eddie close and kisses him on the cheek. “Obviously.”
#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#Eddie groaning: oh my god you are. you’re totally out of my league. holy Christ.#Eddie never lets this go.#why didn’t you tell me you were hot Steve?#Steve: that would be a really weird thing to bring up mid conversation#Eddie: it wouldn’t. all you had to do was say ‘I’m too hot for you to hit on me’ and I would have understood#Steve just laughs at him and tells him he loves him for the very first time#This sends eddie into another spiral#LLG#LLG writes#gareth stranger things#jeff stranger things
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Knight and Poet Espilver but it's that one Princess Mononoke scene because I'm not normal about them
#sth#sth fanart#silver the hedgehog#espio the chameleon#espilver#knights and poets au#THEY MAKE ME ILLLLLLLL#silvers crashing out because espio got himself injured for the 400000th time and he knows hes about to be written up#(its actually mostly because he care him sooooo much but hes not ready for that conversation yet)#thinking about this being the first time he sees him w/o the mask. shrivels up and dies
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Pit Bonnie learns being a FNAF parent is hard…
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#pit bonnie#fnaf oswald#spring bonnie#into the pit#Pit Bonnie isn’t prepared for all this#he didn’t know being a dad would be this complex#he is just a rabbit…#I genuinely wonder if Oswald’s mom and pit Bonnie had conversations like this#like I know she’s gone most of the time but she still talked to him right#was her husband being silent for a weak just not a concern#maybe she was too busy#or maybe she liked him just listening to her BAHAH#EITHER way pit Bonnie bit off more than he can chew
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