Private, not secret. ☕ (via Bleu's IG Story)
Del Sol Valley Suns' Shooting Guard, La'Tavia "TJ" Williams, spotted on a night out in San Myshuno with what seems to be her new boo, Deijah. Sources say these two have been secretly dating for the past few months. TJ is typically hush-hush when it comes to her dating life...so things must be pretty serious here.
TJ's traits (so far): Adventurous, Bro, Gloomy, Generous 🥺
Currently residing in Uptown, San Myshuno but is preparing to relocate to DSV after being traded to the DSV Suns.
their little backstory & juicy details below the cut
📌 After dating for 7 years or so, Deijah and Jaron finally called it quits. Ultimately he was ready to settle down and try for babies, while She was focused on her nursing career, after leaving the military. Her plans of Nurse Entrepreneurship are well on their way (as she begins scouting locations for her med spa). With the encouragement of her best friend, she signed up for the dating app, Meet & Mingle, because dating in her city is...trash (to say the least). After a few weeks on the app she received a private message from TJ. Those private messages soon turned to texts/video calls...which turned to a few trips to San Myshuno to spend time together. Surprisingly enough, they bonded over their shared love of boxing. As TJ packs up & prep's for her move/b-ball season to start, she's looking forward to flying Deijah out for various adventures, with her adventurous ass. 🙃
Meanwhile, Jaron is engaged to Atira (She's an Editor or something at SMOGUE last I checked) and they are expecting their first child. 🥴
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here are a few of my poor suggestions for the new nhl series title:
anything using puck as a replacement for fuck (puck off, pucked in the head, holy puck, puck me, the list goes on)
puck luck (more basic and sounds like a hockey romance novel)
off the ice (sounds like an anti-addiction campaign and also very bland for a series title)
in the box (similar to the last one a bit but just sounds like that roddy rich song)
*goal horn* (that’s it, you just have to make the sound)
CHEL-lengers (challengers haha get it! i’ll see myself out)
backchecked/ crosschecked/ forechecked/ check urself b4 u wreck urself (checkers for short)
blades of glory (probably copywrited but still funny)
please help me (quinn hughes special)
stick season (not the noah kahan song)
nitty gritty (just a gritty series)
if anymore arise I will be adding them to the list
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unhinged aah history dream I had last night
for some reason, in this dream, I was a 34 year old man living in Ancient Greece named Wallis with a jet black beard and some muscular aah legs, and I had a ginger haired brother named Cornelius (he looked like if amazing rope guy had a glow up)
and basically, I disowned Cornelius for being to annoying when I was 15 in the dream , and we were no longer on speaking terms for some reason, and we had the most Disney ending ever, it was like near the ending of encato where Bruno meets his ma again or something idk 💀
but we worked this job where we had to scavenger for wood planks and rocks in the city states Sparta, Athens, and Troy, in which the boss was a buff version of both Robert tubing from wordgirl and William dafoe 😭
half way through the dream, Tim, tj, and sally botford, as well as dr two brains, glen furlblam, Timmy timbo, the coach, and Chazz from word girl were in California as a meet up, to go visit Ancient Greece.
As I am now in the pov of dr two brains, we travel to New Orleans from a magical flat escalator or something, and then we take a several day trip (walking on foot)to Canada , and on the way there, we had to share a single hotel room for some reason
after several days in the dream world, we make it to Canada, where there is a magical portal that takes us back to Ancient Greece, and we hop in.
as we are now in Ancient Greece, dr two brains sees Steven boxleitner, and they have one of those old western stand offs, accept apparently, d2b has schizophrenia in the dream, so you see both in dr two brain’s pov and Sally’s pov where dr two brains is saying “this town ain’t big enough for the both of us” in a southern accent, while gripping a revolver, talking to absolutely no one
anyways, two brains’s hallucination goes away, and he placed a magical box in the middle of Greece, that does nothing, and nothing happens, but anyone who hears about it or comes across it has to put in a passcode for no reason.
I am back into the pov of Wallis again, and I refuse to put in a passcode to see what happens, and dr two brains is screaming “AAAAAAHAGH THERE ARE RATS IN MY BRAIN AAAHAHAG” in which he is being dragged away like a toddler by sally, and Timmy timbo is only speaking Hebrew now, and he is striking up conversations at random Greek people in Hebrew.
anyways, the travelers leave, and about 6 months pass by before the Romans take over, and we die for some reason. Also, the Roman’s were literally just a bunch of will woods marching in unison with the helmets and armor on (the Roman will wood army had a New Zealand accent for some reason)
I was so confused when I woke up, because I was genuinely convinced that I was this middle aged Greek guy that was getting conquered by the Romans for a solid 5 minutes 💀
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