#tmi tmi tmi

[cowardlycowboys]

wanna go back to doing what I love which is fucking myself

[luvrxbunny]

UNDER THE CUT IS A STRAIGHT UP PORN LINK‼️ BE CAREFUL

anyways!!! i need him to be like this while watching me do the most mundane tasks

[homobeast]

maaaaannn nobody wants to homoerotically beat me with a rope :( what the hell :(

[karasimpno]

Yall not to be dramatic lmfao but I just nutted so hard it cleared up some of my congestion. It un-stopped up one of my nostrils. Dont ever let anyone tell u getting a quick wank in isn’t good for you 😂

[vegaseatsass]

One day I will write ripoff lesbian erotica of the precise homophobic bullying scene linked in that SOTUS post and i will acknowledge it is a pure ripoff but I am sure many other sickos will have awakenings from it and it will be a pornographic masterpiece nonetheless. It certainly is in my twisted little head

[calyxcurl]

me when I'm not having sex: do i overhype sex like it is all in my head

me when I have sex: oohhhffuckkfuckfuckfufktkfirorofuohrfuckohfuckohfuckfkdihigmfigmimfigjfjjdfhfjfijdlsldfnjrmifmfomgfofkmfg m djdkdlf

[llondonfog]

🥲

Wondered why I was so devastated more than normal about this update and why I just keep lying here with these bottomless feelings, only to realize I've started my period (with notoriously awful first days that leave me clawing at walls and screaming) and I have to catch several flights home in a little over 12 hours fucking kill me

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

THIS SERIES KEEPS GETTING BETTER PLEASE 😭 the lil’ baby trying to pretend she is not jealous and not falling for him to protect herself but then going to ask everyone if they are lying to her?????

Please these 2 are too cute honestly. I need a happy ending in my life 😭

I also need to try Mingyu’s pancakes because you made them sound way too delicious 🤤

And yes, you nailed all the smut please I’m out here sweating and simping 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

IM SO GLAD YOU LIKED IT 😂 AND YOU THINK ITS CUTE!!!

I can only imagine that Mingyu is the best most amazing cook in the world I hope he opens a restaurant or something in his old age I’d give my left arm to try his cooking

And honestly the smut next part is going to be better I was reading over what I wrote and I was like lowkey this is kinda vanilla comparatively 😂

[cowardlycowboys]

jerking off without ME??

[lokidokeyartichoki]

tmi tmi

Sometimes having little to no sex drive, having gender dysphoria and being very VERY ace is like… sometimes I wish I had a dick just so I know I actually got off y’know? I don’t actually want a dick but like it’d be nice to know for sure I had an orgasm lmao

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

[toyourliking]

i'm tipsy but i still have the decorum to put this underneath a read more

i need a big hairy man to fuck me with the desperation of a starving man in front of his favourite food. i've never felt desired and i need it shot into me like a vitamin injection. i need someone to take from me because it's me

[kindacreepy-kindaugly]

tbqh I did seriously consider just walkin out on him

[st-just]

Without hyperbole government offices that take half an hour of waiting to get anywhere and close at 4pm are are a form of oppression against the working class

[lunarlegend]

y'know, one thing i don't see get talked about much in regards to asexuality is how it feels to never be 'sexually motivated' by anything

and not just when it comes to advertisements using 'sexy' models to try and sell you stuff, but like. in general

sex as a favor, sex as a bribe, sex in exchange for whatever

casual sex, 'friends with benefits' situations, even simple flirting

it all looks a whole lot different from the perspective of someone who's immune to manipulation via sex appeal, who has virtually no understanding as to why sex would motivate someone to cheat on their partner, etc. etc.

sex is worthless to me

i mean, it's useful as a story element in fiction, but it genuinely perplexes me that sex is such a driving force behind so many aspects of irl society & of people's individual lives, for better or for worse

and that it's so deeply ingrained into how the average person views the world & various situations, because the average person feels sexual attraction, whereas i do not

i think the barrier between aces & allos is actually even deeper than it seems on the surface at times, because it's more than just the grating expectation that everyone must want to 'settle down' and have kids, it's also the fact that the majority of the world is sort of 'in' on a joke that aces will never truly be a part of

[claypigeonpottery]

can’t sleep, carving instead