#request to tag

[theygender]

Having a vagina honestly sucks bc it's like you have to do fucking alchemy just to prevent yourself from getting sick. You've got an intricate ecosystem of microorganisms down there that you're dependent on for your own well-being and they can be set off by the tiniest fucking thing

Keeping your pubes too short can cause yeast infections, but letting them get too long can also cause yeast infections. Washing the area with specialized soap can help prevent yeast infections, but it can also cause them. Your periods can cause yeast infections, and so can the medicine you take to stop your periods. Having sex can cause yeast infections, especially if the person you're having sex with is diabetic (???). Being diabetic can cause yeast infections. Wearing the wrong clothes or eating the wrong things can cause yeast infections. Not getting enough fucking sleep can cause yeast infections. The list is neverending

Luckily, yeast infections are fairly easy to treat with OTC medicine that you can find at any Walmart. BUT! Even if all of your symptoms indicate that you have a yeast infection, you have to take a test first to confirm that it's a yeast infection (they do not sell the tests at Walmart) bc you might actually have the opposite of a yeast infection (bacterial vaginosis) which has the exact same symptoms as a yeast infection but is caused by an imbalance of different microorganisms. And if you use yeast infection medicine to treat a bacterial infection it will light your pussy on fire. So if you have a bacterial infection, you must instead visit your local witch doctor (gynecologist) and get prescribed special potions (antibiotics) to treat it

Antibiotics can also cause yeast infections

[pansear-doodles]

Hi guys. Saw something on the rain world tag. Theres unfiltered nsfw of feral artihunter. Please be careful if you do not want to see that stuff and or block the account.

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Maybe you should just report the students instead of threatening them?

Ash: "The little brat asked if I'd ever had a drink called an Irish car bomb. My parents grew up in Ireland durin' the Troubles. That's the whole reason we moved. I don't take shite like that lightly. 'Sides, my students know I wouldn't actually punch 'em. I think they just like baitin' me into reality bendin'."

[mangled-reflections]

Jon was working overtime on Saturday, and when he looked away from whatever statement he had been recording to rest his eyes and voice for a moment, he jumped to see Leonie standing in front of his desk, but something wasn't quite right. She was taller; her eyes were nearly impossible to look into; and her hair was longer with a noticeable series of straw-colored streaks near the roots that Jon was sure hadn't been there before.

"Leonie," he said after collecting himself. "I didn't know you were in today."

That was when Jon noticed Lee's expression. She was crying, never-ceasing technicolor tears that flowed from one eye, and her smile... it was toothy and unnaturally wide, like a knife slash.

Behind Lee, Jon's office distorted and twisted, and Jon's heart dropped into his stomach.

"No," he breathed. He stood and took a step back. "No, no. Leonie, what happened? Michael, he— he told me to protect you. He said you had a choice to make. Why would—"

"And we made our decision, Archivist." Leonie reached across the desk with an overlong arm and held Jon's chin between their massive, clawlike pointer finger and thumb. "Aw~ you don't need to look so scared~ We aren't here to kill you."

The way Lee spoke was odd—their voice and cadence overlapping with Michael's—and suddenly, the blonde in their otherwise dark hair made an absurd sort of sense to Jon. "What? You both— How? I didn't—"

"Shhhh. All we want is Elias."

"E-Elias?" Jon shook his head. "Lee, why would you—"

Lee dug their claws shallowly into Jon's chin and jaw, just enough to draw blood. "Bring us to him. Now, please, Archivist."

[bolyde]

HALLOW LAAZAR: SCAR MAP

Teal - Knife/Blade scars

Found primarily on her hands and arms, these are wounds gathered from either self defense or ritualistic bloodletting.

The scars on her right leg under the knee and near her left ankle were made at separate times in an attempt to stop her escape attempts.

Green - Arrow Wounds

Arrow wounds obtained during an escape attempt.

Yellow - Lichtenberg Burns

Obtained via ritual magic transfers during their time as a prisoner.

[spicybeefu]

What if Pokemon & Animal crossing had a crossover game?!

Made in Blender with old PokemonXAC posts as my reference, mixed with models ripped from New Leaf.

[anna-scribbles]

inspired by recent events from my sister’s actual real life

[pinkhairswagtourney]

unfortunately going to have to make another post because things are getting bad again 

i work as a gas station attendant and accommodations were made when i was hired so that i could sit down while working due to my fibromyalgia / chronic pain . recently a customer complained that i was being “lazy” so my manager decided that i can’t sit down anymore . i can do that , sure , but i won’t be able to move the next day . i tried explaining this to my manager but she said that the decision was final . and so i’ve had to call off a lot of days these last few weeks because of the extreme pain that i'm in . my manager told me that we have to meet this sunday and i’m pretty sure i’m going to get fired . 

i live paycheck to paycheck and even then i’m constantly struggling to afford medication , food , gas , etc . i have no savings , so if i lose my job , i’m completely fucked . and honestly i’m just very tired of living like this , not knowing when my next meal is going to be or having to scrounge up every last cent i have for my insulin . 

i hate asking for help so often but i really feel hopeless right now . i don’t have anyone to turn to IRL , otherwise i would . even a few dollars means so much to me , it’s literally the difference between me eating or having to fast for another day . i do art commissions if you’re interested , you can find all of my links below . please boost this and spread this post around . thank you so much for reading this

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[life-on-our-planet]

The Patagonian mara is a large rodent, resembling a large jackrabbit and most closely related to capybaras and guinea pigs. They're monogamous until one partner dies, but generally breeding happens in large communal dens where care of young is occasionally shared. ©

[theygender]

Me: ahh, I'm finally done with my school work. can't wait to take a nice relaxing shower and go to be—

My brain: trauma memories?

Me: huh?

My brain: trauma flashbacks tonight, king?

Me: what? NO—

My brain: too late, sentencing you to an hour of thinking about [redacted] 😊 you can get out of it and stop dissociating in the shower if you manage to convince this caricature of your mother about the validity of your abuse, but watch out! I've already programmed her to dismiss everything you say no matter what. good luck getting to sleep tonight 😘

[daeyumi]

i love it when ppl put kirby into desserts

[ask-the-anomalous-linguist]

Difficulty for you, maybe? He was enamored by Morgan towards the end of it all, but he still snapped and killed him. Then he ate him. He doesn't think like a person does

Mm-hm, but ya see, the difference is I didn't drug, kidnap, experiment on, an' physically an' emotionally abuse him, nor have I given him Stockholm syndrome. Hope that helps.

[o5-the-progeny]

[signing] Dad? What did D-A-V-I-D mean when he mentioned mutilation?

[There's a long pause.]

[signing with small, slow gestures] ...What?

[beybuniki]

kofi request of deku and bakugo reading comics togetherrrr, i made this part of the quirkless au where they befriend each other during their 1st year at UA

[grimfantas]

under the same umbrella…? to hell with that! if i did that, um, it'd mean…w-we'd practically be like a couple!

[sleepyshrooms]

making a new post bc the old one was getting notes with no donos i spent my entire paycheck on prescriptions and i've been unable to afford anything to eat . i've also been dealing with severe fibro flareups that caused me to miss a few days last week so i already know my next check is going to be short . if anyone could throw a few bucks my way so i can get some food , i would appreciate it very much . i'll leave my commission info and links below . thanks for reading

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