#toddler tubbo

[qtubbo]

I love how when Phil mentions game mechanics things it’s he’s so impressive look at all this cool knowledge he knows + haha 4th wall break.

But when tubbo does it, he’s not respecting rp and acting like a toddler (yes that was real comments) + -rp lost rp points

[transbeeduo]

this is literally sooooo c!wilbur and like. Toddler fundy to me i adore this tweet so much

[cabinetduo]

so the vision is guys what it'd be is qtubbo losing his fucking mind trying to figure put the mechanics of this timeloop trying to figure out how it ticks and like obviously at first he's having the time of his life while he does it, like solving the mystery while his actions have seemingly no consequences are you kidding me? a dream come true for this guy but watching the people he loves die over and over again gets real old real fast then the real curveball comes when he realizes sunny is looping with him and how long has she been going by this by herself? how much has she seen? then he starts micromanage control freaking it out, losing his mind a little while also trying to keep shit together for his daughter and he's comforting her but he's constantly at his limit and like yeah

[lemonofthevalley]

honestly i approve of these antics @metfell

[fuck-you-im-the-president]

Is it all that matters, Schlatt? your child is hurting, mentally and emotionally — physically too. your husband is hurting in all the same ways, and half of it is because of you. IS it all that matters, if your child can't even enjoy time alone without wondering if he would earn your approval or not?

Ohhh, so close actually! He's developed a severe codependent disorder (forgive me if this isn't an accurate way to describe it, I'll explode and correct it) and now refuses to leave an extremely unsafe situation!

– An insider.

they– they need to grow up. they aren't fucking children anymore and they need to suck it up.

what. what the fuck. I don't manipulate him bitch.

[poured-my-past-down-the-drain]

to dad,

WAIT NO PLEASE DON'T SHOW TOMS THE PHOTOS I BEG OF YOU

I'M SO SILLY LOOKING :(((

– Tubbo.

(btw, on Q’s blog he said that Tubbo was trans, and I'm running with that hc!!)

mrrhshejdhrhr if you GENUINELY don’t want me to see them I won’t :(( BUT I promise it won’t be anything new!!! We’ve been besties since we were tiny!!! Little guys!!!!

[bitingyoubitingyoubi]

I think we all moved on from c!tubbo and c!ranboo's marriage too soon. That marriage had everything someone could want. Tender support through hard times. Disability 4 disability love. Propensity for crime. Weird little child. Batshit crazy third wheel (tommy). Willingness to both die and kill for each other. Undying devotion. Fucked up vibe. Toddler parents. Height difference. Ranboo's "alien's first day on earth trying to be human" energy. Tubbo's energy that I can only describe as "smiley face but squashed and evil." Ranboo constantly making tubbo new equipment and tools. Nukes. Idk what else. And then being exactly the same on the origins smp just more evil.

[lowkeyrobin]

helloo could you do mcyt's (preferably tommy, tubbo, freddie, and max but you can add whoever else!!) having to take care of the reader because they got their wisdom teeth out and their all delusional and out of it from the drugs 😭😭 have a good day!

omg YES OF CORURSE !!!! ; this sis so cute also sorry if this is like dumb cause I've never gotten wisdom teeth removed but I have gotten a cavity removed if that counts idk ; also it's 1am and I've been working on a double wattpad special project all day and I'm just like brainrotted LMFAOOOO ; anyways I'm super happy to get that like worked on and also do these reqs cause irs been like over a month atp I'm sorry

MCYT ; wisdom teeth removal

includes ; tommyinnit, ranboo, badlinu & maxggs

warnings ; language, substances (laughing gas), me not really knowing how this works ig

masterlist

TOMMYINNIT

absolutely cackling everytime you speak

"I wanna listen to gay music, tom" you whine

"what is gay music?!??!"

"CHAPPELL ROAN"

"WHY ARE WE YELLING"

offers to get you yogurt on the way home

"pretzel"

"i know the soft pretzel addiction is tough, but they're too hard for you right now"

"what the fuck, mate"

you proceed to only say mate for an hour cause it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

pain in the ass

good for content!

his first video to reach 1m views in months LMAOOOO

RANBOO

has to get the whole crew in to help you

like whole crew as in harry, molly, tommy, and jack

"stand up in 1, 2, 3-"

you crash immediately to the floor

"i don't think that's standing"

"i don't think so either, harry"

literally loads you up on milkshakes

feels so bad about how you're complaining about being uncomfortable but he can't do anything so... suffer ig

he's just nodding along to the dumb shit you say

very embarrassing to be on the public bus though

everyone's quietly giggling trying to not laugh up a storm as you mumble about harry and something about vapes

you might as well be on crack

FREDDIE BADLINU

literally like teaching an infant how to walk

baby gloves are on, asks the dental surgeon what he needs to do and writes it down

constant hugs cause you ask for them every 3 seconds

actually laughing like hell when you say something weird/dumb

just hands you your earbuds and let's you play music if it helps the woozyness at all

"listen to megan with meeeee"

"okay, well I need an earbud, pal"

"oh, yeah"

takes a picture of your swollen mouth while you're taking a nap on his shoulder on the bus

"I'm convinced this is what raising a toddler is like"

"I'm a cool toddler though, right? cause I'm awesome and cool and awesome, right?"

"yup"

MAXGGS

you actually confuse him for tubbo and it was over (he was streaming w tubbo for tubbothon)

"okay, bye. get home safe-"

"mAx-" voice cracks are insane what

was worried that they performed surgery on your vocal chords while they had you out

nah your jaw wasn't used to being so strained for so long

loads you up with milkshakes and ice cream

you're mostly only getting around on his back cause you're too woozy

like taking care of a drunk person

"i have to change the towel-"

"what towel?"

"the towel in your mouth, y/n"

"THERES A TOWEL IN MY MOUTH?'

he's literally never laughed so much in his life

made a joke about being pro getting high on laughing gas

"whatever makes you happy, gang"

[keirawantstocry]

Jaaaayyy (imagine I said that in that whiny toddler voice)

I miss Fit. It’s not even been a day. But do you know who also misses him? His boyfriends.

Idk I’m bored and I’m chucking ideas around and seeing if any stick like the way you check if spaghetti is cooked by throwing it at walls

- fitpacbo

a miracle on planet earth I actually wrote something today!! raise your hand if you miss fitmc

Pac let out a long mournful sigh. Tubbo shot him a look from his place on the floor. Neither of them were quite sure how they had ended up laying on the floor of Pac's house but they didn't mind.

"I miss Fit."

Tubbo huffed. "Wow, it's almost like I havent been laying here for the PAST HOUR listening to you say the exact same thing every few minutes."

Pac was silent before he sighed loudly again. "I miss Fit."

Tubbo huffed again. "No shit, Sherlock."

Pac breathed in deep and gave his longest sigh to date.

Tubbo sat up, leaning back on his hands and stared at him with a dead expression. "Do you ever shut up about Fit?"

"You don't have to be here," Pac grumbled.

Tubbo rolled his eyes. "No, I dont. In fact I'm leaving right now because I can't stand you yapping about Fit."

Tubbo stared at Pac who stared back.

He laid back down.

Silence flowed easily between them. Fragile silence wasn't their silence. This silence was like a warm soft bed that you just wanted to sink into at the end of a long day.

"I miss Fit."

Pac blinked in suprise. He hadn't felt his mouth moving, hadn't made the conscious decision to talk. That was when he realized it wasn't his voice.

He tilted his head to look at Tubbo who had closed his eyes as if not having to see made the words he had just spoken non existent. Pac shifted his hand closer to Tubbo's, laying it gently over his until the guy moved his own hand and they locked fingers.

Their warm silence returned as Tubbo's body relaxed. Pac could felt his thanks in the gentle squeeze of his hand. They didn't have to say anything. Their understanding was enough.

[qtubbo]

being both a tubbo and bagi main is hell on earth i have yet to go one day without seeing the most ableist, misogynistic, and homophobic takes with “q!” and “/rp” half-hazardly slapped on the end 😭

I feel like Im getting tied to a rocket whenever I see non viewers make comments about either of them, it’s always the most misogynistic homophobic, and ableist stuff on the planet. Like people are really out here arguing that Phil’s better about the 4th wall because he doesn’t have … neurodivergent traits… and that Bagi is a bad family member to Cellbit… because she doesn’t center her life on him. I genuinely see people be like oh Bagi should just take the abuse from Cellbit because the prison messed him up, and she didn’t save him??? Like ermm no???

And the god foresaken /rp at the end, people will literally list out tubbo’s ND traits and end it with this is why qTubbo acts like a toddler who never respects anyone else. This is why qTubbo has no empathy because he has ND traits…

[phatcatphergus]

It’s perfect timing that I’m watching this stream while working on my paper of child development. Specifically children’s development with self-regulation.

Vygotsky had a theory that kids couldn’t separate their thoughts and the objects they play with. An example would be a baby needing something that looks like a cell phone to play with it like it’s a cell phone. It not until 2 hearts old that they can utilize self-regulation in their play and use a object to replace another, like a toddler using a block as a cell phone even though it’s just a similar shape. This allows them to utilize imagination and distinguishing imagination and reality.

Thinking about how sunny keeps insisting that her dead parents aren’t actually dead. How Ma lenay is just a mermaid and tubbo just joined her. How Sunny is relying on the childlike need to confuse fact and fiction to the point that corpses are her parents. Sunny refusing to see the object in front of her (the corpse of a parent) is actually a corpse because she’s seen skeletons and zombies and death and her parents don’t look like that. There’s no way they’re dead because they don’t look like how sunny sees death.

[justaltruix227]

||Honeybee - Ranboo, Tubbo & Michael||

Song: Honeybee - Steam Powered Giraffe Art: FuzzyCryptid - YT Fandon: DSMP

"Oooo Ooo Oooo Ooo." The Enderman sat in a field of flowers humming to himself, tail flickering around as the wind carried some petals past.

"You didn't have to look my way." The Enderman tilts his head to the side, following the petals. Spotting the small ram and his son beginning to approach.

"Your eyes still haunt me to this day." A warm smile on the brunette's face slowly melted one on the Endermans' as well, Tubbos, mismatched eyes look down to the toddler in his arms.

"But you did. Yes, you did" The Enderman looks down to the allium he's holding and then back up to his boy.

"You didn't have to say my name" As Tubbo got closer, Ranboo reached over and placed the flower between Michael's ear.

"Ignite my circuits and start a flame. But you did." A smile formed on Michael's face as the two of them sat down to join the Enderman.

"Oh, Turpentine erase me whole." The memory of that day starts to go dark, as Ranboo's memory slips.

"Cause I don't want to live my life alone." Ranboo reaches a hand out to try and get Tubbo's attention, only for the Ram's blackout figure to move further away.

-

"Well, I was waiting for you all my life." Ranboo closed his outstretched hand, tears staining his face as he sat up.

"Oh." A small bzt comes from his hand as he begins to open the tightly closed fist.

"Why" A small honeybee sits in his palm, wings a little crinkled but not damaged from the pressure.

"Set me free, my... honey-bee," The bee begins to fly away. A small smile on his face as tears formed.

"Ho-ney-Bee." The bumblebee flies around the Enderman a few times before taking off for good. A sad chuckle as the Enderman gets up for the day.

-

"You didn't have to smile at me." An image of Tubbo comes into his mind when they first met, so innocent and sweet. His bee boy.

A soft smile on his face, horns barely showing past his fringe as he wore his green shirt. "Your grin's the sweetest that I've ever seen." Comparing the ram to how he looks now.

Scars trailing over his body from the firework, a detonation button for his nukes in hand. "But you did. Yes, you did." But he still had a smile on his face, he was still him, he still was his bee.

-

"You didn't have to offer your hand." He remembers following Tubbo around with a grass block on him, the ram talking his ear off about his plans to build Snowchester.

-

"Cause since I've kissed it I am at your command." A smile on their faces as they talk to Foolish about building them a mansion to live in together. "But you did."

-

"Oh, Turpentine erase me whole," The duo explained to Tommy how they fell in love after the marriage. Tom's mouth was wide open with shock but congratulated them.

-

"I don't want to live my life alone." Ranboo made it back to his house, only to find out his 'Do Not Read' book was missing, only to later find it in one of his double chests.

-

"I was waiting for you all my life." Reaching Dream's cell in Pandora's Vault he shifted awkwardly as Dream began to thank the hybrid for the help, Ranboo denied any form of help as Dream revealed his chest was full of copies of his missing book.

"Oh," Opening one of the books, he's met with the realisation the front page is blank...

"Why." Only a :) on the page.

"Set me free, my... honey-Bee." Ranboo began to freak out, as blocks around him began to collapse, and the prison floor began to crumble around him, causing him to fall to his death in the pit of lava.

-

"Ho-ney-Bee." He awakes in his obsidian 'panic room' rocking back and forward. The signs around the room provide no comfort. He cries as he tries to remember anything. His friends, his enemies, what side he was on - anything.

-

"Hello Goodbye, Twas nice to know you." Ranboo goes to find another stronghold, deciding to make a lab for him to relearn the powers he's long forgotten.

Honeybee.

"How I find myself without you" He reaches for the potion labelled 'remember test #1'. Hands shaking as he gulped it down as he sat in his lab.

-

"That I'll never know." He panics as he flips through his first memory book. Seeming frustrated with the words, he lights a fire.

Honeybee.

"I let myself go." As he slowly moves the book to the flame, the sides of the book begin to catch aflame. Only to quickly put out the flames realising to burn the book would mean to forget.

I let myself go.

-

"Hello Goodbye, I'm rather crazy." The cold breeze hit his face as he realised Nikki and Technoblade saw him. After talking to him and getting his opinion on things, they began to loosen up.

"And I never thought I was crazy." The two extended an invitation to The Syndicate with open arms. Only to have them discuss Snowchester. -

"But what do I know?" Ranboo runs into his and Tubbo's home to destroy the ladders up to Michael's room.

But what do I know?

"I let myself go." Finally exhaling as The Syndicate leaves, a chuckle of relief comes from Tubbo as he gently punches the Enderman's arm.

I let myself go.

-

"Honeybee." The chilled air flows through the window in Snowchester, Ranboo takes a second to regain his composure as a tear slides down his face because of the memories.

"Honeybee." He looks down at the rose sitting on the window sill, a small bee landed comfortably on the petals. the buzzing providing comfort.

Honeybee.

"Hello Goodbye, Twas nice to know you." He hears soft giggles behind him from his son.

"How I find myself without you." "That I'll never know." He wipes the tears off his face as he turns and smiles at the toddler. The piglin gave a warm smile to the enderman as he waved to his dad.

Honeybee.

"I let myself go." Ranboo walks over and leans down to place a kiss on Michael's forehead before moving back to the stove.

"Hello goodbye, I'm rather crazy." A sigh leaves his mouth as he's glad he's back in the present. He begins to make the rest of the pancakes.

-

"And I never thought I was crazy" He remembers finding Micheal in the nether.

But what do I know?" The smile on the Piglin's face when he saw the gold carrots in Ranboo's hand.

But what do I know?

I let myself go" Micheal laughed at Tubbo and Ranboo as they caught him a new chicken.

I let myself go.

Hello Goodbye, twas was nice to know you." Tuboo and Micheal sit patiently as Ranboo sets the timer of a camera before sprinting over to them. Smiles on all their faces.

That I'll never know.

-

"How I find myself without you." A small thump and something grabbing his leg causes the Enderman to look down.

"Hello Goodbye, I'm rather crazy." The piglin clings to his leg smiling up as Ranboo bends down to pick him up.

I let myself go.

"And I never thought I was crazy." He boops the kid's nose as he places him on the table next to where he's cooking.

Hello Goodbye, twas was nice to know you." Michael scoffs down the pancakes before taking Ranboo's hand to play with him.

But what do I know?

How I find myself without you." Ranboo smiles as he gets onto his knees to play blocks with his son, his tail flicking around.

"Hello Goodbye, I'm rather crazy." The enderman's focus on building the perfect tower stops him from hearing the door click.

"And I never thought I was crazy." Just as he finishes placing the last block, the Piglin is up and running to the door. A small brunette walks in shrugging his jacket off with a smile on his face.

Now you have to go.

[anarchy-and-piglins]

I still have so many thoughts about c!techno having a tail.

C!techno babysitting michael for ranboo and tubbo and lil micheal grabbing techno's tail to follow him around like a lead :')

C!techno being about to say something when he remembers doing the same thing to the adults in his birth family when he was michael's age :')

C!techno remembering the way he later used to grab on to c!phil's feathers, especially when traveling through a crowd so he wouldn't lose him :')

C!techno wrapping his tail around c!phil's wrist in reassurance (nobody knows if he's reassuring phil or himself more) :')

C!techno was so silent as a kid c!phil tied a bell to his tail so he won't get startled right into having a heart attack and techno keeping the habit of tying a bell to his tail :')

C!techno always having been wary around children ever since toddler tommy *yanked* at his tail and *bit* it

AAAH, these are all very good yesyes!

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

did q!Tubbo tell a toddler to kill himself

[afmis]

It’s October 2023. c!Ranboo and c!Tubbo are almost 20. They’ve been married for 3 years. Michael isn’t a toddler anymore and grew up to be a lively kid, twice the size he was before and incredibly smart. It’s cool weather today in Snowchester, and the snow covered cabins are bright with Halloween decorations. The family are in their mansion, no trace of fear or sadness in them. c!Tubbo, c!Tommy, c!Wilbur, and c!Jack are making Jack-o-Lanterns at the dining table, cracking jokes and making each other howl with laughter. c!Ranboo fondly rolls their eyes at them from where they’re sitting by the fireplace with c!Techno and Michael, making Michael giggle while the three of them sorting through Halloween decorations to hang up inside. c!Phil and c!Niki are mixing cookie batter on the kitchen island, smiling as they converse over the lively Halloween music. They all soon join together to eat dinner and design their Halloween cookies. c!Fundy knocks on the door, a gift in hand and a sly smile on his face, c!Quackity following him in with a cheer. c!Eret joins, cozy fall sweaters in her arms to hand to everyone. c!Puffy and Foolish arrive shortly after, bringing a customized costume for Michael and the othere. Soon the well-loved home fills with friends. There’s no arguments. No battles. No betrayals. Just laughter, warmth, and joy. Everywhere else, the land is healing. Bloodshed and war are no more in the Greater SMP or anywhere for them. Houses stand peacefully, as they once were. People smile at each other and chat happily along the Prime Path, all trace of malice and resentment gone. Everything is peaceful again. The future was bright. No pain or suffering from the past, only healing and moving forward.

[copepods]

Oh! Well in that case, if I may be a Terminal Boober for a sec, what about something with c!Ranboo? Maybe being all happy with the _Beloved family, or something with the panic room if you want Angst™

concert night!!!

[id: a drawing of ranboo, tubbo, and michael_beloved. michael is wearing a white sweater with the initials "mb" on it and blue shorts. he's playing a blue toddler piano with a chicken-themed pattern. tubbo and ranboo are watching him, both in tears. tubbo is wearing a pink-button down white a white flower on it and blue pants; he has the legs, tail, ears, and horns of a brown ram. ranboo is wearing an orange sweater anbd brown skirt; he has a black tail, ears, and ear tufts covered in feathers. he's holding tissues to his face, and tubbo is holding a tissue box in front of him. end id]