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fnafs-ex-boyfriend · 4 months
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People shipping aroace characters because “uuu there’s no angst if no ship uuu” well fuck that because remember the “what the fuck is wrong with me” angst. Remember the “oh fuck this person likes me but I don’t like them back” angst. The “should I pretend to date this person so as not to hurt their feelings” angst. The
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shithowdy · 4 days
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How the heck did you sever a toe??!
here's a terrible comic of the incident!
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thed011iest0ffthemall · 3 months
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jessica-xtreme-slut · 2 months
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Hopefully you know how to say/wish a proper good morning!?! Yes of course, the first step is kneeling down🔥
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witchofthemidlands · 2 months
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daemon's tripping balls & rhaenyra's kissing women in his absence. absolutely unhinged behaviour. 10/10 episode. one simply does not care about the plot. rhaenyra's a confirmed girl kisser, that's all that matters here.
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bloodsadx · 3 months
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it's been just over 5 years since i released my first book, MANIFESTO: THE EMANATIONS OF THE LONELY, which you can read for free on my website. content warnings for self harm, death, suicidal ideation, blood, monsters, etc.
this is a book i am still very proud of and it is the book that is the beginning of everything to do with pimple and toenail and really all of my characters. and when you're done there's a couple more comics on my website which are also free to read by visiting this link. these books are all very intense labors of love & fully heartfelt & delicately crafted; i am extremely fortunate to have had many people tell me that they are worth the time and energy it takes to read them. so i hope if you check them out you also enjoy them.
i'm making this post now because i don't think i had ever made a post for it explicitly on tumblr before and it's the kind of thing where so many people have started following me in the past 5 years for other stuff on every other platform that sometimes i think people don't know this is my main thing. the 5 years thing is incidental in this instance. anyway, finally, i don't really "get anything" out of you reading any of it other than the satisfaction of knowing someone else has interacted with something i've made. so, if you read it, thank you. sincerely.
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#selfie bee#me telling a coworker who I have been working with for 4 months and whose name I do not know about my toenails#i'm sorry Tobias (?? Paul ??) it was the only topic I could come up with after I already told you about the big bird I saw in 8th grade#FRIENDS how are you!! :) how has the new year been so far!!#did you have a lot of snow on christmas!#we did and it was really fun! I had a very bad cold so I just watched the snow from inside but that was good too c:#do you have any plans for the new year?#i always have lot and most of the time I do not do any of them but planning is fun#this year I REALLY want to watch all of Star Trek ヽ(´∇`)ノ#I would also love to learn how to make a handstand#imagine if you could just make yourself upside down#but it is a far away dream because honestly I am not very good at being usual side up most of the time either#but I will try probably at least 2 times to learn it ( ᐛ )#maybe I'll finally finish that website!#new years are good and fun#it's wild to think about how much daily life has changed since last year but I feel just the same :)#who knows what this year will bring!#I hope I don't hit a pheasant with my car#I almost hit a pheasant with my car last year and the pheasant made direct eye contact#I wonder how he is doing today#since that moment I think about pheasants a lot#I knew they were real but I had never seen one#just to know they are out there is a mystical feeling#right know it is raining so all the pheasants might be wet#get dry soon pheasants!!#I don't think I've ever seen a wet bird either#I don't know what do do with all these birds thoughts#also thank you for the person who asked about my skirt!! ( ˊᵕˋ )♡.°⑅#I've finished it and its really really bad#but I love it
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clonerightsagenda · 1 year
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"what if you had a mutual aid network that occasionally told interdimensional monsters to fuck off": Discworld witches as a concept
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lovetoesblog · 6 months
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💙💙💙💙
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alltippytoes · 5 months
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ldagence-style · 8 months
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𝓛𝓓 👠👠
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domwitch · 3 months
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Really craving nonsexual subby servitude rn. I need him to wash my hair, making sure to rinse out all the suds. Putting lotion on my back where I struggle to reach. Brushing my hair in the morning, massaging the hard knots out of my shoulders, making my lunch and leaving a cute little note in it, all these little things he could do for me to show his submission to me ❤️❤️❤️
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prettylil3 · 27 days
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You wanna lick and slobber on my sexy tiny feet don’t you?😈
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jessica-xtreme-slut · 2 months
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If the long wait isn't enough to get you excited, now is the time💋 You better use your tongue to show me your submissive whorship for Fishnet Friday...😋
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bloodsadx · 2 months
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boob meme.png, c. 6/10/2021
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rarepears · 2 months
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Shen Qingqiu (Shen Yuan) has an ingrown toenail. Who else is he to turn to for treatment that the sect’s healer, Mu Qingfang?
So we have Mu Qingfang kneeling on the ground holding Shen Qingqiu’s naked foot close to his face (examining the ingrown corner of the nail) when Liu Qingge barges in.
And misunderstands everything.
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