kafrcknboombaby · 6 months ago
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december 5th you can find me alone in the back of the FNAF 2 theater with a vibrator
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marchsfreakshow · 3 months ago
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I like the idea I could be dominant when realistically I'm a big pussy who probably couldn't even dom Tate ngl.
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mousfri · 6 months ago
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oh haha btw if you quote part of my fic back to me in my comments? hahaha yeah we're engaged now sorry thought you knew
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saturnzskyzz · 10 months ago
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·˚ ༘ 𖦆 ꒷₊˚ ꒦꒷꒷꒦ ⑅ ʚ ⤜ ⨳ ࣪• ☼ ⋒ ⚡︎ 𐚱 ⊹˚˖⁺ ⤾·˚ ༘ 𖦆 ꒷₊˚ ꒦꒷꒷꒦ ⑅ ʚ ⤜ ⨳ ࣪•
What if I made an angst kpop series? 🤔
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igetaroundyk · 11 months ago
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i wanna give joey the nastiest sloppy toppy you’ve ever seen.
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vintagepresley · 2 years ago
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When Elvis sings For The Good Times and says "Your warm and sweaty, tender body.. close to mine."
I go feral. My knees get weak and I'm wet.
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blood-injections · 1 year ago
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I like how my writing style often looks like I spend half the time I took to write whatever with my nose in a thesaurus from all the different descriptors I use but it’s just from my brain baby
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eelenaag · 2 years ago
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i’m readdyyyy @jkirsteinn
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apollos-boyfriend · 1 month ago
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i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about
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raan-miir-tah · 3 months ago
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Amal has spoken to me, asking me to help boost her campaign to save her family from genocide. Please donate whatever you can reasonably spare!
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ceaselessbasher · 1 month ago
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I swear to god one of these days were going to see a video of Amaury Guichon and he's going to be making some wings and they are going to look dope as hell, the detail of each feather will be breathtaking, he'll spray paint them to perfection, but as the video goes on, he's not building any sort of winged creature, just the wings. And then there's a human-sized harness (also made of chocolate, somehow, he can do it). And he's attaching the wings to the harness. And he's putting the harness on and he demonstrates how he can flap the wings. And then he'll be off. Out the window and up and up and up. And we'll be looking at the livestream (it's a livestream now) and we'll scream "No, Amaury, the sun! It's going to melt the wings!". But he knows this already. And he is free.
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square-opossums · 4 months ago
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watching gen z and millennials make fun of gen alpha has been torturous. "But they're actually stupid" 1. theyre middle schoolers 2. isn't that what older gens said about us? don't you remember being 11?
it truly is just "impulse reaction to cringe <- has not yet unlearned shame"
the cycle continues let me out of here
guys. guys I think we should kill cringe culture
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fashionablyfyrdraaca · 2 months ago
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PSA: BAD LITTERBOX
i don't usually make posts like this, but this is a truly upsetting topic to me as a lifelong cat owner, so i feel i have a duty to share my knowledge with others.
there is a type of automatic litterbox for cats being sold that is EXTREMELY dangerous and has killed numerous cats through blunt force trauma, suffocation, etc. this litterbox is being sold under different brand names and logos, so i will include the picture of the model and two links to informational videos with more evidence and eloquence than i am able to provide.
please consider not having this type of litterbox in your home for your furry friends. me and my 16 year old tortie, puddy, want the best for all your kitty friends
image of litterbox below:
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here are my two video links that provide proof and testimonials of this harmful product:
This Scam is Killing Cats by penguinz0
The DEADLY self-cleaning litter boxes that have flooded the market by One Man Five Cats
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fuckingshutup · 4 months ago
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blabberoo · 16 days ago
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