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𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗠𝗘 / 𝗧𝗥𝝠𝗦𝗛𝗖𝝝𝗥𝗘

𝗜 𝗣𝗘𝗘 𝗜𝗡 𝗠𝗬 𝗣𝝠𝗡𝗧𝗦 😂

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Soundtrack: Possédée by Potochkine

[thatcreepofyourclass]

My mom didn't raise a quitter but she also didn't raise a winner, somedays I don't even know who am I.

[suspiciouscupofcoffee]

[kairiscorner]

can you do prompt #1 on miles?👉👈

OOOOOOO SURE ANON !! omg i fucking love this

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

my favorite study buddy — miles morales x reader

miles grumbled into his mic over the video chat and groaned. "my parents are... man, why don't i get to do anything around here?" he complained as you kept snacking as you listened to him gripe about how his parents refused to let him go out since he had to help out with chores that night. you chuckled through a full mouth as you smiled. "y'know, itch phunni," you said through a full mouth as you chewed your food. "i'm grounded right now, i can't go out tonight either." you said in a clearer voice as you swallowed.

miles perked up from his pillow when he heard you say those words. "how do you still have your phone, then...?" he asked you, confused, since he knew your parents were strict; the last time you were grounded, he couldn't call you for a whole month since they took your phone away, he wondered what changed this time. miles lazily raised an eyebrow at you. "you snuck it away from where they keep it, didn't you?" he asked you as you smiled and nodded, chewing away at your snacks and answered him with a full mouth again, "rife." you said as miles chuckled.

"how are your parents not catching you speaking on the phone...?" he asked you curiously. you rolled your eyes with a grin. "well, they're not here, fortunately. they still think my phone's hidden, but they never bother to check if my phone's on silent or not, so... called from my mom's phone and it rung, took and snuck it away before anyone could catch me." you explained promptly as miles nodded in admiration. "sneaky." he said as you agreed with a, "you bet."

you looked back at him on your screen and smiled wider as you hatched a plan in your mind. "hey, what if... we tell your parents we have a huge project—or, just a test maybe—that we have to study for together because... because i'm the only one with legible notes so you have to come over tonight." you offered as miles raised an eyebrow at you. "you're serious? dude, you know how furious my mom can get, i snuck you out of my house so you wouldn't have to face it the last time she blew her steam off at me, i can't lie to her." miles rambled as you pretended to act scared.

"but it's not technically a lie, okay, we do have a big test next week! we just won't be studying tonight." you reasoned as miles ran a hand across the back of his head. "you're a bad influence on me, y'know that?" he remarked as you nodded slowly with a wide smile. "if being a bad influence means that i'm helping you live life outside of those four walls you're trapped in, i'm the worst influence of them all, then." you said with a grin on your face as miles gulped and smiled nervously. "promise you won't rat me out for this as blackmail?" "if you aren't ratting me out, i see no reason to rat you out." you said as miles nodded and got up from his bed, walking over to his door, telling his mom in spanglish that he needed to see you tonight to... study.

what a wonderful study buddy you were, no?

tags !! @k4tsu3 @fiannee @luvstarrstruck @toneystank-3000 @ii01vq @maxoloqy @solecitoszn

[cheylouwho]

In case you too want to own a licenced small demon child

[oceanic-recollection]

To All

What’re your favorite games (and why if you want to answer that part)

<TSF> backgammon, and mens erger je niet, are pretty fun! i used to play backgammon, as well as puzzle games, with my administrator, all the time...

<TSF> we used to go into the market, and offer people bills if they won against us. they were practically a master at everything they showed me... i was the one who usually had to pay up~

<TSF> ...for videogames, i, uh, obviously enjoy phighting. and terraria, and...splatoon....i guess...? i know i sort of, have a sort of, ~gamer persona~, but i'll admit, i don't really, play any games...

<BVQT> I greatly enjoy sudoku! And especially the "harder" variations. So far I have found Hyper Sudoku and Jigsaw Sudoku the most amusing so far.

<BVQT> I also find myself enjoying many sports games! Variations of 'football' especially.

<BVQT> Ah. Videogames also count? Well...

<BVQT> I enjoy Minecraft greatly. The slow-burn worldbuilding interests me massively and I appreciate the lengths that they go to enure that the subjects mentioned are interesting for everyone. I wish that the education edition was available on PC! I would love to play mostly unmodded Minecraft with alchemy available to me.

<BVQT> I also enjoy Terraria. The gratuitous gore is a bit of a turn-off at times especially considering the lag it causes. And there are a great deal of aspects that utterly disgust me. But it is incredibly fun otherwise! The lore is intriguing even if it is often decanonized for little to no reason. I do wish that they finished Terraria: Otherworld. Even if it was sort of a Starbound clone wasn't it?

<BVQT> Speaking of! I massively enjoy Starbound! Though sometimes the worlds feel too closed off and the universe itself too open to feel very immersive it is incredibly fun and I like it! I could spend hours upon hours simply building and browsing its many interesting mods! Even the. less appropriate ones have their own charm and interesting quirks! The community is so dedicated to making updates for a long-forgotten game I am honestly impressed.

<BVQT> I also enjoy Don't Starve though I have already mentioned that earlier here. It is fun! If a bit annoying to handle.

<GRP> OOH OHH ME NEXT

<GRP> I LOVE BALL GAME. and JELLYFISHSPEARFISHING!!!!!! ITS FUN!!! AND NOT JUST BC TABBY INVENTED IT but mostly that :} tabbys so good at gaming

<GRP> uhhhh i dont rlly like amny videogames to be honest... sorry i am not a #epic #gamer. I LOVE phighting tho!!! phunny!!!!!! me and tabby always get mvp in itits funnn

<APIS> Man, Phighting IS fun!

<APIS> You guys already know I don't like sports... Puzzle games are really fun! A digital puzzle game I've been getting into lately is Puyo Puyo. It's, like.. okay...

<APIS> I mean, the story's really funny, to be honest. Like, who even thought of this stuff??? I really like Amitie, and Ringo... they're cute. Like Goldy and I!

<WM> I do notte ofte playye videyogaymes.. Splatty is funne.

<UPSILON> I'm the same as my beloved. I just don't really see the appeal... I tried playing some online games, but they're just - why is it that no matter how long I play, everyone else is always fancier than me!? It's absurd-!

<FS> ........

<FS> i play a little of everything, i guess...

<FS> totk is... it's fine. the physics are uncomfortable, and hard to get used to, since everything's so floaty sometimes, but it's silly. i prefer botw's story... but if i had to choose a zelda game i really liked, it'd be triforce heroes, or maybe spirit tracks. all zelda games have... problems.... but they're fun.

<FS> splatoon's also pretty fun. i like th story. wish the translations weren't so terrible... shoutout to the community for fixing them, jeez.

<FS> phighting is pretty fun. i'm planning on trying out banhammer, even if i don't like his character. i can reclaim him.

<FS> starbound's fun... wish you could make yourself have a specific profession, like your crewmembers do. and wish you could bring tailors with you without mods...

<FS> ...i really like baba is you...

<FS> s fun... like baba...

<FS> b

[chaosphil]

okay im watching it

WHO IS THIS! :)

awww fuck i love them so much (and hate them because i have to get ready for work and cant rewatch this all day)

dan looks so tan

he didnt want the natural?? omfg well I am glad we got it and rip silver hopefully youll be back someday

phannies are phunny

gender journey

“this is just phil” help me!

the eyebrow raise zoom scares me i feel like we keep being threatened

twinkies

so many tumblr posts in this “react to twitter” video <3

oh wow wooowww

just stop looking at each other

“friendship ended with dan excuse you”

that okay that face im going to fist fight dan

did phil dye his eyebrows

stop this is too good

oh god

phil when dan said hes jusy meant to be appreciated im physically unwell i need to fucking fight them help

amazing <3

[monstermaster13]

Corey and Oats in…

Honor Among Microbes: A D&D adventure.

Corey and Oats loved going on adventures together and exploring and making new friends, one new friend Corey spotted at Glenfield and wanted to meet was the Phunny Beholder plush because the Beholder looked a lot like him only with one eye and tentacles with lots of eyes sticking out of its back, he decided it would be fun to meet him and on this very day they did just that…after Mel made them a morning tea snack and a sandwich for lunch they all got in the van and got ready, heading to Glenfield.

Upon arriving at Glenfield they went on the escalator, Mel was no longer afraid of them and she took Corey and Oats with her and Oats trotted alongside her, looking glamorous as he did so. They made their way to EB Games on the top level of the mall and entered, they walked into the Dungeons and Dragons section and they saw the roleplaying guidebooks and the figures including characters from the animated show that was on Fox Kids and also from the new movie…’Ooh look, I see Michelle Rodriguez.’ ‘Yeah, I see her too..and there’s Chris Pine.’ ‘I see Hugh Grant too.’

That’s where they saw the beholder…the beholder could easily be mistaken for Corey with his round shape, except of course he was pink like Alcina was, and he had a round eye in the middle of his head and two cute fangs sticking out of his mouth. ‘Behold, it is…the Beholder.’ ‘Hello Mr Beholder, what is your name?’ ‘I am Aiyido, I have been stuck in a dungeon for so long and it has been very lonely and I am here to ask…will you take me home?’

“Sure.”

“Mommy…can we adopt him?”

“We sure can.”

Mel paid for him at the counter and he joined our two heroes on their little walk through the mall, and after their mall visit they picked up Zara and had a nice time together, Jeemo came an hour later and they all sang together and played and had a good time. Before-hand they had crackers for afternoon tea which was delicious.

But that was just one half of their adventure as they decided to go on another adventure, they had homemade burgers for dinner and after dinner they had a karaoke session but after that they decided to go on a d&d inspired fantasy adventure. Corey and Oats ran into the bedroom with Mel and looked in the bedbox, they found a mystical item that resembled a 12 sided dice and they rolled it, which opened up a portal to what appeared to be a fantasy world styled after their very own home.

Mel looked at herself as she saw she had become a warrior princess type character, she had gained quite a bit of musculature on her arms and on the rest of her as well. Oats had become a fairy princess horse with a variety of spells, and Corey had become a friendly beholder just like his new friend. The duo looked around with Mel as they saw Zara who was depicted as a humanoid lion-like princess, Nieve who was depicted as a humanoid equine princess, Mariah who was depicted as an ent, and some of their microbial friends.

“Are you the heroes we’ve been searching for?”

“Sure but what do you mean by that?”

‘The dark queen Carmelica has been sending her evil armies after anyone who doesn’t obey her commands. You must stop the evil armies from harming the people of this world.’ ‘We can do that.’

The duo and Mel headed through the streets which were infested with undead beings who served as Carmelica’s servants, the undead beings attempted to get at Corey and Oats but Corey used his eye beams to zap them. ‘Aiyido, you have some amazing powers.’ ‘I know, come on, let’s do this.’

Corey fought off a group of them before fighting off the shadow beasts, they traversed through the streets of Milford as they encountered numerous minions of the dark queens, that’s where Mel saw a koala warrior wearing red overalls and a hooded cloak, he was using an invention of his to fight off a horde. ‘Look Mel, a fellow koala-person, like you.’

The koala warrior put his weapon down and greeted Mel, introducing himself as ‘Prince Blinky’ a Marsupian rogue and the brother of Princess Nutsy, he showed the duo around and showed them all the monsters he had encountered. He explained that Queen Carmelica had sent her goblin-like henchmen to capture her because Carmelica wanted to raise Nutsy to become like her. ‘I can’t let that happen, what do you say guys, can I join ya?’ ‘Sure.’

Our heroes travelled through Milford mall, encountering various monsters and fighting them off…meanwhile the repulsive King Tepum was sitting on his throne, with a bulbous nose, sharp teeth, long ragged black hair and a mottled complexion, he was repulsive and horrifying and he was hyperfixated on making Dan Aykroyd his and his alone but Aykroyd would never love someone as repulsive as him.

Nobody loved Teppum except for his servants and even then he abused them and hated them. ‘How is that I can never have Dan but that freak Nathan always does? How is it I can’t have him but Nathan can not only have him but also fetishizes him and his dead best friend?’ ‘It’s not fetishization, sir…Dan and Nathan share the same power, he is an heir to the Aykroyd knighthood.’

This infuriated him, making him wave his arms up in the air….’It’s not my fault I was made like this, I used to be loved by everyone.’ ‘Well loved and feared.’ ‘DON’T correct me.’ He had been cursed to be grotesque and ugly by a sorceress due to his arrogance and attitude and he was told he would be stuck in that form forever. Nobody loved him, except his servants and even then as mentioned he was abusive, possessive and controlling, viewing them as possessions and not as real people with feelings.

Corey and Oats and Mel and Prince Blinky made their way to his fortress and fought off his army of ugly clones which looked like deformed versions of Ed Grimley, Aiyido the Beholder zapped some of the Childcatcher-like demons with his eye beams. And then they used some magic to unbrainwash some of his servants. ‘Good work team, yeah.’

The covid microbe explored the dungeon and as he did he found Nathan in there. ‘Nathan…you poor thing, what happened?’ ‘Tepum hates me for becoming the true heir to the Aykroydian throne and ever since I got knighted he has had it in for me.’

The duo rescued Nathan and defeated Tepum’s army before barging into Tepum’s chamber and taking him down with a combination of magic attacks, in addition to this they rescued Martin Short who had been captured by the evil king and they escaped the chamber and escaped his fortress before making their way across the street and over to Queen Carmelica’s evil lair. Upon reaching her lair, they did battle with all sorts of demons and monsters including Carmelica’s ‘Vegetable-People’ minions.

After defeating Carmelica’s minions, they solved some riddles and reached where Princess Nutsy was, Prince Blinky looked over at her and broke her free before hugging her, Corey and Aiyido used a special spell to undo what the evil queen had done to her before using their powers to reason with Carmelica.

Carmelica realized that what she had done was a mistake and she undid her evil magic, turning her servants back to normal. ‘Now, do you promise not to control people with your magic ever again?’ ‘Yes, I do. Thank you Corey, thank you Oats.’ The duo hugged the queen as she found herself becoming beautiful.

The former dark queen had realized that trying to control others via her magic was a bad idea and she apologized, hugging the duo..’I missed you, Blinky.’ Princess Nutsy confessed. ‘I am glad you are safe, now let’s go home.’ ‘Speaking of going home, I think we should head out.’

“Yeah, let’s go home.”

The koala-like prince and princess hugged each-other as Corey, Oats, Mel and Aiyido joined in the hug. After they hugged they used the magic item from before to use a magic spell to teleport them back to Nile Road, but not before saying goodbye to their new friends.

When they went back to Nile Road they emailed Jill about their adventure and of their fantasy adventure too and about their friend the beholder, they had a karaoke contest and after their karaoke contest was over they went to the bedroom and relaxed. A couple of hours later they brushed their teeth and got ready for bed.

Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on a glamorous pink nightdress and matching slippersocks as Aiyido put on his little night-shirt with a dice design on it, Corey picked out Sam Sars and Aiyido to be his bed buddies and they all snuggled up and had sweet dreams.

When they drifted off to sleep the pegasus bed took them on a fantasy adventure where they encountered many monsters from the D&D universe.

[daaehardphan]

................I’m sorry what?

[phil-up-on-dan-memes]

Sometimes my pausing game is phantastic(hehe.. Sorry ill let myself out..) and other times its 10x better and i end up with this piece of art..

[odi-et-amo85]

Hi! Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (nonnegotiable) SPREAD POSITIVITY! 💌

You know, I absolutely hate these type of asks. Because my self-conscious ass really cannot deal. 😭 But I like you enough to do it anyway, Elisa. 💖 So here we go:

My sense of humour: I really love puns and twists of words (you might have noticed if you’ve been here long enough 🙈). It’s a skill that took me a while to develop, but I managed to find a type of joke that’s never at the expense of others. Unfortunately, most of the time, people “don’t get” what’s so funny. 🙃 But I have gotten so good at it, that I am able to provide my own form of entertainment, without relying on others;

My willingness to learn: By nature, I am a very curious person. When I encounter something I didn’t have previous knowledge about, I want to find everything I can about it. This has helped me a lot here, because I like to ask questions rather forming an opinion straightaway. And because of those questions, I discovered things I never would’ve known otherwise. And I “met” some awesome people along the way;

“Seeing” things that others don’t notice: I have a very keen eye for detail, which enables me to recognise patterns (particularly in storylines and plot developments) that others may not even have thought about. (Admittedly, sometimes I was completely wrong about stuff! 🤡) Also, if I ever went into your inbox about a random thing you might have mentioned in a really old post…that’s why; 😅

Being attentive, or rather, careful: I am very aware of my own role in making the world a better place. Especially here, where I can’t see what goes on someone’s head. So I do my best to be as kind and as considerate to people as I can. To recognise my own responsibility in keeping this a safe space, by apologising when I (albeit unwittingly) caused hurt and do better next time. Or reach out to those who are struggling or found themselves part of a conflict.

Being bi: This speaks for itself. 🏳️‍🌈 But I have been through a very tough year. But I finally find myself in a very happy, healthy place. My live feels more balanced im general, but particularly when it comes to my sexuality I’ve felt a sense of calm within me lately. And after years of self-doubt, repression, self-hate and anxiety, it still feels very special to be able to proudly say I am happy to be bi. I still have a long way to go, but I am optimistic about the future. 😌

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[thatcreepofyourclass]

Me calculating how my soulmate is gonna find me when I barely post pics, have 2 friends & literally hate going out anywhere.

[phantomonabudget]

Phantom of the Opera fans knowing that ALW screwed up the CATS movie way, way worse...

[staminaoverlook]

Daroga stalking Erik stalking Christine and Raoul(Modern edition):

[timebird84]

“Not for any Mortal Sin” - drawn by @gluglotte, idea by @timebird84, concept by @gluglotte and @timebird84

Thank you so much, @gluglotte, for the permission to post your art.