#tough cookie {🔥}

[upstandinglittleguy]

There's nothing like a hot meal at the best café in the galaxy. How anyone could resist the gelatinous texture and beautiful blue color of a fresh slice of jellyfish pie is beyond Sylvia. Wander doesn't know what he's missing, sitting halfway across the establishment and trying to inhale the scent of maple syrup into his very being. More for her!

Sylvia thinks she'd quite like to try working a cafê shift or two sometime, if she wasn't so busy wandering or watching Wander wander. Cafés are most often built at intersections between solar systems, so there's truly no telling who could show up next-

Oh? It's pretty uncommon for the café to get visitors this early in the morning, but somebody just walked in the door. Sylvia's eyes watch the newcomer carefully, making sure their intentions are hunger-related and not nefarious.

[kathlare]

quiet respite

Lando Norris x Amelie Dayman

Summary: Amelie and Lando navigate the aftermath of a frustrating race day, finding solace in their connection.

Wordcount: 2.2 k

Warnings: fluff, smau

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December 1st, 2024 - Doha, Qatar

liked by amelieupdates, ln4nation, and others

wagwatchf1: Amelie spotted leaving the Qatar Grand Prix tonight, hopping into the same car as Lando. 👀✨ Tough race for him, but at least he’s got his #1 supporter by his side. 🧡

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lanfan4ever: Forget the Constructors' battle, I’m here for the LanMelie endgame. 💖 → teamlanmelie: @lanfan4ever FACTS. They’re carrying the season harder than McLaren. ✨ → ferraristan90: @lanfan4ever Literally more invested in them than the Ferrari-McLaren drama.

oscarfan_: Okay, but Oscar gets a podium, and Lando leaves with Amelie? Both are winning tbh. 🧡

speedygossip: The way Amelie just exists and we all lose our minds. She’s iconic. 🤌 → amelieforpresident: @speedygossip Like, why does she look THIS good leaving a GP? Unfair. 😤

qatarfan69: Lando said “screw the points, I’m leaving with Amelie.” Respect. 💀

haterscorner: Y’all are acting like she’s not just another wag. Relax. → ameliesimpact: @haterscorner Nah, she’s THE wag. You can stay mad. 🫶

lanmelieshipper1: Guess the penalty wasn’t the only thing he got stuck in tonight. 😉🔥 → amelieupdates: @lanmelieshipper1 Ohhhh, someone’s a little too observant! 😏

hatersclub21: She’s literally using him for clout. Next. 🙄 → amelie4eva: @hatersclub21 sis, she doesn’t need clout; she IS the clout. Sit down. 🪑 → landozoned: @hatersclub21 Lando was fangirling over her before she even knew who he was, let’s not rewrite history. 😂

lancharstan: Imagine being Amelie. You bake cookies, win awards, AND cheer on your man who got a 10-second penalty. What a life.

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The tension in the car was palpable. Lando sat in the passenger seat, staring out of the window as the bright lights of Doha blurred past. His fingers fiddled with the hem of his hoodie, a nervous habit Amelie had come to recognize. She sat beside him, hands resting lightly in her lap, stealing glances at his profile. His jaw was set tight, his usually vibrant blue eyes dulled with frustration.

The race hadn’t gone to plan. Starting P3 and running a solid P2, only for a stop/go penalty to send him tumbling down the order to P14, had been a punch to the gut. Ending in P10 felt hollow—like a cruel consolation prize. Lando’s frustration was more than evident; he barely spoke a word after stepping out of the McLaren garage. Amelie, understanding his mood, had kept quiet, giving him space during the ride back to their hotel.

As the car pulled up to the entrance, Lando sighed heavily and dragged himself out. Amelie followed closely, her hand lightly brushing his back in silent reassurance. He didn’t react, lost in his thoughts, but he didn’t move away either.

Lando walked into the hotel lobby without a word, his eyes fixed on the ground as he headed toward the elevator. Amelie, sensing the weight of his disappointment, stayed a step behind, watching him carefully. She knew how much this race meant to him and how much harder it hit when things didn’t go as planned. It was something she had come to understand over the months they had been together, ever since that fateful night in November when they’d first started dating.

She pressed the button for the elevator, but before the doors opened, Lando had already stepped inside. He didn’t look back, his mind elsewhere. Amelie hesitated for a moment before deciding to stay behind. She caught the elevator doors before they closed and glanced at Lando.

—I’m gonna grab us some food. You haven’t eaten, have you?— she asked softly, the concern in her voice matching the gentle tone she used when trying to make sure he was okay.

Lando’s lips barely moved as he shook his head, a quiet —No— escaping him, his eyes still staring forward.

—Alright, I’ll be quick. Just… try not to be too hard on yourself, okay?— she added, offering him a small, comforting smile. Lando didn’t respond, but she saw the way his shoulders relaxed slightly, just the tiniest bit. That was enough.

As the elevator doors closed, Amelie turned and walked to the hotel restaurant. She placed the order, knowing exactly what Lando would need—something hearty and comforting to remind him that not every race was a win.

Once the food was ordered and she had made her way back to the room, Amelie took a deep breath. She could feel the weight of the day pressing against her too, but she wasn’t about to let Lando retreat into his frustration alone. He needed her, even if he didn’t always ask for it.

She opened the door softly, hearing the distant click-clack of the keyboard and the low murmur of a voice. She stepped into the room and found Lando slouched in the chair, headset on, fully immersed in his game. Max Fewtrell’s voice came through the speakers, streaming the game they were playing together. Lando didn’t even look up when she entered, completely focused.

Amelie smiled to herself, walking over to him and gently placing a hand on his shoulder, leaning down so her face was just inches from his.

—You’re really getting into it, huh?— she teased, her voice light and playful.

Lando shifted slightly, his eyes never leaving the screen. —Max is gonna get me killed if he doesn’t stop running off on his own,— he muttered, frustration laced in his voice, though this time it was about the game. She couldn’t help but chuckle, her fingers brushing lightly over his shoulder.

—Yeah, yeah, blame Max,— she teased, but her tone softened as she leaned in even closer.

Lando gave a distracted laugh, his eyes still fixed on the screen as Max’s character in Escape from Tarkov sprinted into what seemed like a certain death.

—Don’t you think maybe you should take a break?— Amelie’s voice was low, soothing, with just a hint of concern.

Lando's fingers paused over the keyboard for a moment, but then he sighed, his body slumping in his chair. —I don’t know, Ames. It’s not like anything’s gonna make me feel better right now, you know?— His words hung in the air, heavy with the weight of the race.

She could hear it in his voice. The frustration wasn’t just from the penalty; it was the feeling of having let down everyone who expected more from him. The McLaren team. The fans. His own expectations. And maybe, just maybe, himself.

Amelie stepped forward, her presence grounding him, pulling him out of the virtual world for just a moment. She placed a gentle hand on his arm, guiding him away from the screen. —Come on, Lan, let’s take a break, yeah?— she said softly. —I’ve got something that might help, something that’ll make you forget about that race for a while. Just... come with me. Please?—

Lando didn’t answer immediately, still staring at the screen. Max’s voice continued to murmur through the headset, oblivious to the moment of vulnerability. Amelie could see that Lando was caught between escaping into the game and confronting how he felt.

—Please?— she repeated, her voice almost a whisper. The simple question held everything. She wanted to help him forget, even if just for a moment. Lando hesitated for a second before slowly removing the headset, his expression a little softer now.

He gave her a tired smile. —Alright, Ames. But only because you look like you’ve got something planned.—

Her lips curled into a mischievous grin. —Oh, I do.—

She led him into the bathroom, the soft scent of lavender and eucalyptus filling the air. The tub was already half-filled with warm water, a few candles flickering in the corners, casting soft light on the tiles. Amelie had clearly planned this for a while. She looked over her shoulder, her eyes glinting with a mix of affection and mischief.

—Come on, get in,— she said, tugging at the hem of his hoodie.

Lando raised an eyebrow, but there was a glint in his eye too. —If I get in, you’re joining me, right?— he teased, his voice dropping to a low murmur.

Amelie grinned, leaning up to kiss him softly on the cheek, her fingers lightly grazing his jaw. —You know I would, Lan, but...— she hesitated, her eyes twinkling with playful intrigue. —You’ve got to convince me. You haven’t exactly been the most charming today. I might need a little more convincing...—

Lando smirked, stepping closer to her. —Is that so? Well, I’m sure I can make up for it...— His fingers brushed against her skin, his touch warm and light, sending a little shiver down her spine.

—Oh, I’m sure you can, but you’ve got to try harder than that, love,— Amelie teased, a playful glint in her eyes.

Lando let out a quiet laugh, giving her a soft, yet intense, look that made her heart race. —Alright, Ames, I’ll make sure you don’t regret it.—

He slid into the bath first, settling in with a sigh of relief as the warmth of the water began to ease his muscles. Amelie stood at the edge, watching him for a moment, taking in the way he relaxed, his shoulders loosening. It was like he could finally exhale.

She slowly undressed, the quiet rhythm of the night settling around them. Lando’s eyes followed her every movement, his expression softening.

—You joining me or what?— he asked, his voice low, with a hint of that trademark teasing.

Amelie gave him a playful smile, stepping into the bath and sitting behind him, her hands resting gently on his shoulders as she leaned in close. —You’re not the only one who needs to relax, you know?—

Lando tilted his head slightly, his eyes catching hers. —I don’t know, Ames, I think I might have you beat on that one.—

Amelie chuckled softly, her hands gently kneading the tension out of his shoulders, feeling the tension melt away under her fingertips. The warmth of the bath, the quiet hum of the hotel room, the steady beat of their hearts—it was a moment of peace amid the chaos of the weekend.

They stayed like that for a while, the silence between them comfortable, soothing. Lando’s usual tension faded under her touch, and Amelie felt the weight of the day lift just a little, knowing she was helping him recover, even if it was only for a moment.

But the comfort wasn’t enough to stop the flirty energy between them. It had always been there, even when they were just friends. The teasing, the jokes, the light touches—it was part of who they were. Lando’s voice broke the quiet first.

—You know, you’ve got pretty good hands, Ames,— he said with a grin, turning his head just enough to catch her eye.

She raised an eyebrow, her fingers tracing a pattern on his back. —Oh, I know. I’ve got plenty more tricks up my sleeve. You just have to be patient, Lan.—

He chuckled softly, leaning back into her touch. —I can be patient... when you make it worth my while.—

Amelie leaned in, her lips brushing against his ear, her voice a soft whisper. —I’ll make it worth your while, Lan. Just wait and see. But for now... let’s just enjoy the moment, yeah?—

Lando let out a content sigh, relaxing deeper into the water as Amelie’s hands continued their gentle ministrations. It wasn’t about the race anymore. It wasn’t about the disappointment or the penalty or the frustration. For a few quiet, stolen moments, it was just the two of them—together, in the calm after the storm.

Lando's head fell back against Amelie’s chest as the warmth of the water enveloped him, his body loosening more with each passing second. The tension he had been holding onto for hours seemed to dissolve in the bath, but even as his muscles relaxed, his mind continued to churn over the race.

Amelie’s hands worked their way up his neck, applying gentle pressure. She could feel the stress in his shoulders, the quiet battle he was still fighting with himself. Her fingers traced soothing patterns, offering him the kind of comfort only she could give.

—You know, it’s just one race, Lan. You did what you could, and you’ll bounce back from this, I know you will,— Amelie said, her voice soft and full of reassurance.

Lando let out a long, slow exhale, the kind of sound that came from deep within him. —I know... but it still feels like shit, you know? Like I let everyone down, and I can’t stand it. I wanted that P2. I wanted it so badly.—

Amelie pressed a gentle kiss to the top of his head. —You didn’t let anyone down. And you’re not alone in this, Lan. I’m here. I’ll always be here. We’re in this together, okay?—

He turned his head slightly, meeting her eyes. The rawness in his gaze made her heart ache for him, but there was also a sense of relief, like he was finally allowing himself to lean on someone. To let go of the walls he built around his vulnerabilities.

—Thanks, Ames. I don’t deserve you, honestly,— he said, his voice barely above a whisper.

Amelie smiled softly, her fingers gently trailing down his arm. —You do, Lan. More than you know. You’ve always had me. And it’s okay to feel like shit sometimes. We’re allowed to have those moments, especially after a tough day. It doesn’t make you any less... you.—

Lando chuckled softly, the sound a little more genuine than it had been all day. —I’m lucky to have you, Ames. I don’t think anyone else would put up with my grumpiness after a race like that.—

Amelie gave him a playful shove, her fingers digging lightly into his ribs. —Hey, I like a challenge. And you’re not as bad as you think. You’re just... passionate. Sometimes that passion spills over, but I get it. It’s what makes you great, Lan.—

Lando turned fully in the water, catching her gaze with his own. A smile tugged at the corners of his lips as he leaned forward, brushing his lips against hers in a soft kiss. The kiss was tender, full of the kind of affection that had been building between them for over a year now, ever since they’d first crossed that line from friends to something more.

—You really are something, you know that?— Lando said, his voice low as he pulled back just slightly, his forehead resting against hers.

Amelie’s smile was soft but full of mischief. —Oh, I know. But you’re not so bad yourself, Lan. You’ve got a heart of gold under all that competitive fire.—

He shook his head, playfully bumping his nose against hers. —You make me sound like a softie, Ames.—

—You are a softie, admit it,— Amelie teased, leaning in to kiss him again, a little more boldly this time. —But it’s cute. It’s the Lando Norris everyone’s always trying to figure out. The one that’s a little grumpy but really, really cares.—

Lando’s grin was wide and full of affection, the kind of grin that had always made her stomach flutter. —If you think I’m cute, then I guess I’ll let you get away with calling me a softie, huh?—

Amelie chuckled, her fingers brushing against his cheek. —You’re definitely cute, Lan. I can’t even help it. You’re kind of my favorite person. Even when you’re being a grumpy mess after a race.—

Lando laughed, his arms wrapping around her waist as he pulled her closer. —You’re my favorite person too, Ames. There’s no one I’d rather have here after a race like that.—

Amelie smiled, resting her head on his shoulder. The world outside their little bubble of warmth and light seemed to disappear as they held each other, content in the quiet moments after the storm. No more talk of penalties, no more pressure from the race, just the two of them and the easy rhythm of their togetherness.

After a while, Lando spoke again, his voice thoughtful. —You know... I think I might actually be feeling a little better. I’m still pissed off about the race, but... I don’t know. It’s not so bad when I’ve got you here with me.—

Amelie nodded, pressing a soft kiss to his collarbone. —That’s all I want, Lan. For you to feel better, even if it’s just for tonight. Tomorrow, you’ll be back to the driver I know, the one who doesn’t let anything stop him. And you’ll make everyone proud. But right now? You deserve to relax.—

Lando sighed contentedly, his fingers tracing small circles on her back as he leaned into the warmth of the water once again. —I’m lucky to have you, Ames.—

Amelie chuckled softly, a playful glint in her eyes. —You’re not the only one who’s lucky, Lan. I’m stuck with you, remember? You’ve got the best of me.—

He grinned, his eyes sparkling. —And I’m not giving you back.—

They fell into a comfortable silence again, letting the water and the moment surround them. The world outside felt a little less heavy, and the race was, for now, just a distant memory. Here, in the quiet of their hotel room, everything felt right.

When Lando’s stomach finally rumbled, Amelie gave him an amused look. —Guess you’re finally hungry, huh?—

Lando groaned, his hand going to his stomach. —Yeah, I guess I might’ve been a little too focused on... other things.—

Amelie grinned, kissing his cheek before standing up and stretching. —Alright, Lan. Food’s on the way, but I’m not gonna let you off that easily. You still owe me a little more convincing.—

Lando chuckled, his eyes sparkling with that mischievous energy she loved so much. —I’m still working on it, Ames. Trust me, I’ve got plenty of tricks left up my sleeve.—

Amelie raised an eyebrow as she stepped out of the bath. —I’ll be waiting for you, Lan. You better make it worth my while.—

Lando gave her a wink, already planning his next move. Whatever the race had thrown at him, he was sure about one thing—he had the right person by his side.

[gorgugplushie]

TIMES WERE TOUGH BUT I KEPT COOKIE RUNNING 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯💯💯💯

[nanamincreampie]

🎄✨ THE ULTIMATE JJK CHRISTMAS SPECIAL IS HERE! ✨🎄

Are you ready for the hottest holiday season yet? ‘Cause I’ve got a juicy Christmas special lined up that’s going to have you feeling all kinds of spicy and warm inside (and not just from the fireplace)😏🔥

This holiday season, the JJK men are bringing their A-game, and trust me, you won’t want to miss a single moment. Here’s what you can expect:

🎅 1. Geto - "A Christmas to Remember"

Genre: Fluff & Smut Plot: Geto surprises you with a private getaway to a secluded cabin in the mountains, leaving the world behind for some much-needed downtime with you. Christmas traditions like decorating the tree, making hot cocoa, and cozying up by the fire sound sweet, but the night really steals the show. With the snow falling outside and the crackling fire illuminating your face, Geto will show you how much you mean to him. This isn’t just any holiday love-making—it’s slow, sensual, and filled with everything he’s been holding back. By the night's end, you’ll have his full attention and a love that’s as deep as the snow. 🌲💋🔥 Expect: Sensual love, intimate gifting, Geto spoiling you with affection, and a Christmas you’ll never forget.

🎄 2. Gojo - "Mistletoe Mischief"

Genre: SMUT (Pure 🔥) Plot: Gojo’s usual playful side gets cranked way up this Christmas! He drags you into his office to get some work done, but his teasing quickly takes over. With mistletoe conveniently hanging overhead, Gojo has the perfect excuse to pull you into a deep, teasing kiss. One kiss turns into a heated, passionate session that lasts ALL night. Between seductive whispers and relentless teasing, Gojo will leave you begging for more. And trust me, he’s not about to stop until you get exactly what you want—and a whole lot more. 😈💋 Expect: Relentless teasing, passionate kisses, and a wild night of exploring each other's deepest desires.

🎁 3. Toji - "Christmas Surprise"

Genre: Fluff & Smut Plot: Toji’s tough exterior cracks when you surprise him with a personal, thoughtful gift something that proves you see him for who he really is. After a cozy Christmas dinner and some light teasing, his cold demeanor melts, and he pulls you into a tender embrace. The night heats up quickly as his usual fiery passion takes over. By the time the night ends, you’re tangled up under the tree lights, your bodies pressed together as you both share the most fiery, passionate love. 🌲🔥 Expect: A surprised and tender Toji, intimate gifting, a playful and passionate exchange, and some serious heat under the tree.

❄️ 4. Choso - "Falling for You, Again"

Genre: FLUFF (Pure Sweetness) Plot: Choso may not be the biggest fan of holiday chaos, but this year? He’s all in for making memories with you. He takes you to a cozy spot away from the world, where the two of you can share peaceful moments together just enjoying each other’s company. You exchange thoughtful gifts, sip on hot cocoa, and cuddle up as you savor the quiet magic of the season. Later, as you’re wrapped up in each other’s arms by the tree, Choso pulls you in for a soft kiss, telling you just how grateful he is to have you in his life. It’s a tender, intimate Christmas, full of love and deep connection. 🌟💖 Expect: Gentle kisses, soft whispers, quiet moments of affection, and a deep emotional connection.

🦌 5. Nanami - "A Perfect Christmas Eve"

Genre: Fluff & Smut Plot: After a long year of hard work, Nanami gets the perfect Christmas gift a whole day to spend with you. You both enjoy homemade cookies, Christmas movies, and exchanging thoughtful presents, but as the night progresses, the atmosphere shifts. Nanami takes his time undressing you, his every move slow and deliberate, as he whispers about how much he appreciates you. This Christmas Eve isn’t just about the holiday it’s about the love and tenderness he feels for you. The night ends in an intimate, passionate session that leaves you both feeling connected in every possible way. 💕🔥 Expect: Soft, tender kisses, slow undressing, deep emotional intimacy, and a Christmas night full of passion.

🎅 6. Sukuna - "Christmas Temptation"

Genre: SMUT (ALL the Heat 🔥) Plot: Sukuna isn’t exactly a holiday spirit kind of guy but when you pull him into your Christmas plans, he reluctantly plays along. That is until his desire for you becomes too much to ignore. You tease him with Christmas traditions, and he gets impatient, pulling you into a dark corner where his lips find yours, and his hands roam over your body. Christmas isn’t about gifts for him it’s about claiming you. And claim you, he does, with a ferocious, intense encounter that proves just how much he craves you. 😏💋 Expect: Dirty talk, passion-filled teasing, and a rough but intense love session that leaves you breathless.

🌟 7. Higuruma - "Holiday Confessions"

Genre: Fluff & Smut Plot: Higuruma may not be the most festive guy, but this Christmas, you’re determined to make it special. The two of you spend a quiet evening exchanging heartfelt gifts, and as the night progresses, his true feelings finally come to light. His confession isn’t just sweet it’s vulnerable, and it makes your heart flutter. But before you know it, the emotional connection turns into burning desire, and the two of you give in to the passion that’s been simmering beneath the surface. In the end, you’re wrapped in each other’s arms, both fulfilled and at peace. 💖🔥 Expect: Heartfelt confessions, a candlelit atmosphere, slow but intense lovemaking, and a Christmas full of emotional and physical connection.

🎄 IT'S GOING TO BE A HOT HOLIDAY SEASON, YOU GUYS! 🔥🎅

This Christmas, the JJK men are all about slow love, sensual passion, and fiery chemistry. So get ready for the juiciest holiday season ever, and stay tuned for these steamy, emotional, and downright HOT holiday specials.

Get your stockings ready, 'cause these boys are about to stuff them with all the love and heat you can handle. 🎁💋🔥

[watermelons-dont-grow-on-trees]

Tag games <3

I'm losing track of these again so in one post they go :)

thanks for the tags @3-2-whump and @inhurtandincomfort

Everything open tag :)) Join if you'd like

5 things that make a Whumper 🔥hot🔥

I have nothing to say for myself, on all levels except physical fictional, I'm ace ♠ UGH I love some whumpers so fucking much

1. Confidence - they know what they're doing, they know they can get away with it, and they do it shamelessly

2. Control - they hurt people to feel in control of something, someone

3. Gentle and sweet - as a manipulation tactic, intentionally or unintentionally, they can be heartless and cruel, that's entertaining enough, but when they switch it up for a moment hhhhhhhhh

4. Calculating - they have a plan to break/torture/train/kill their Whumpee? amazing, spectacular, wonderful, please follow that plan through, king

5. Fleshed out backstory - I want to know why they are the way they are. I don't actually care about the reason itself, I just want to know what went wrong

Honorable mention - blonde men with tattoos :)

This or That?

coffee or tea || early bird or night owl || sandalwood or lemongrass || spring or fall || silver or gold || pop or alternative || freckles or dimples || snakes or spiders (tough choice, reptiles and bugs are my favourite animals) || mountains or fields || thunder or lightning || norse mythology or greek mythology (though choice because I don't know enough about norse and i don't like the vibes of greek) || green or red || flute or guitar || ruby or diamond || butterflies or honeybees || cake or cookies || typewritten or handwritten (but only if we're talking about written with an actual typewriter) || secret garden or secret library (because i cant keep plants alive) || rooftop or balcony || spicy or mild || concert or theater || london or paris || van gough or monet || petrichor or sea salt || denim or leather (for confort,denim, for looks, leather) || chatter or music || forest or desert || dragons or unicorns || masquerade ball or yuletide party || violence or heartbreak (<3) || hugs or kisses || bergamot or lilac

Picrew

(I lost the link to, sorry)

And the other one was making yourself as a whumpee, whumper or caretaker

I went with what I imagine to be a tough guard dog type whumpee

[littlespacereader]

i just saw you’re bad batch post and i’d love to something with one of them or all of them as caregivers! also rex as a caregiver would be the best!

Happy Bad Batch Day!🔥❤️🖤

A fellow Bad Batch Fan!! Let’s go!!! Thank you so much for your request! I decided to give you Caregiver Headcannons for every member of the Bad Batch including Rex added on:) that way it gives you a bunch of ideas or prompts! I hope that’s okay! Please send me another request and I’d be happy to write a fic about the Bad Batch on a mission or something with them being they cutest Caregivers. Trust me there’s plenty of ideas below:) Anyway! Please enjoy these Headcannons! Thank you again for the request!

The Bad Batch as Caregivers ❤️ 🖤 (SFW)

Tw- mentions of violence (combat & fictional weapons)

As a Batch of Caregivers:

Y/N’s safety is their number one priority. Everyone on the team’s main mission is to keep Y/N safe at all times.

They never thought of themselves as the Caregiver types but they couldn’t help but fall for their Little Y/N when they first met them. They saved Y/N’s life and took care of them while they were injured. After that, there was no going back for the team. Y/N became a permanent member.

Because of their training with the Bad Batch, Y/N is not a Little you wanna mess with. They’re one tough cookie!

As a rule of thumb you know every plan the team has. Plan 88, Plan 82, and even the dreaded Plan 99. That way in case of an emergency you know what’s going on.

Regs in Kamino might make comments about the Sad Batch or call them defectives but their comments never bother them. In fact Y/N’s the one who usually fights the regs when they have the nerve to say something about their family.

Y/N’s favorite place to sleep is on the ship. The relaxing rocking with the humming on the engines just reminds them of home with the team.

While they all have a different love languages, one thing is for sure. They all love and care for you deeply.

They’re all for playing with you when your regressed. Tea party? They’re all your guest! Race to the ship? They’re all super competitive. Doesn’t matter what it is, if you want them all to join in, they’re definitely going to.

Whenever they can, they eat together as one big family. They all sit around a big table and enjoy a meal together while sharing funny stories of the past. Occasional one will help you cut up your veggies and another might wipe your face with a napkin.

They’re favorite are downtime activities as a team is going to the beach on Pabu. Everyone has fun together on the each. Hunter relaxes on a lounge chair and watches everyone with his close dad eyes. Echo sits under a umbrella. Last time he didn’t and he got burnt like a lobster. Crosshair loves to go in the water. Hunter and him helped teach Y/N to swim. Tech scours the beach for shells, crabs or anything interesting. He loves to bring Y/N whatever he finds and explains what it is to them. Wreck loves everything about the beach! Between sand castle making or taking a swim, he’s at Y/N’s side. At the end of the beach day, Y/N goes to Hunter’s lounge chair and cuddles up with him all wrapped in a towel, just listening to the sound of the waves crashing.

Doesn’t matter your needs the Batch doesn’t judge you. You need diapers or pull-ups? No problem! You need a pacifier? Of course! You’re sometimes nonverbal? That’s totally okay. They love and care for all your needs no matter what they are.

Hunter as a Caregiver

HUNTER IS THE BIGGEST DAD OF THE BATCH

He earns this title because he’s extremely protective over Y/N. Not overbearingly so but he always has his little one within his sight.

He’s always the one they go to when they’re scared or hurt. He’s their go to person for comfort. Not that the others don’t comfort them, but no one is a protector like Hunter.

If you get hurt and run over to him, he’s of course going to point out that he warned you that was going to happen, but then he’s definitely going to hold you close and make it all okay.

He is a girldad for sure. What I mean by this is not that he is only for Femm Little, no no no, what I mean is he isn’t one of those overly masculine men. He would totally have a Little braid his hair.

At night he’s the one settling the group down so they can put Y/N to sleep. He’s always the main one in charge.

And you KNOW he’s gonna fight everyone on the team to have you cuddle up in his bed with him. And no, of course he doesn’t mind you bringing all your stuffies along. Whatever makes you happy makes him happy.

With his added over sensitivity he can tell you’re upset before you tell him. He is never one to point it out and ask you about it though, he always lets you come to him and never pushes you.

He tries to keep you away from the tough and sometimes dangerous life the Bad Batch faces. Though he had them prepared for the worst, he tried to keep them sheltered away from the Empire.

Tech as a Caregiver

Tech’s favorite thing to do with the Batch’s Little is teach them EVERYTHING! New planet, plenty of knowledge! He loves to pick them up and take a walk around the planet, pointing out everything and telling them all about it.

He’s so gentle, never loud or rough. When he teaches you something, he takes his time and explains it. Wanna ask him about something? He loves questions! Aren’t sure about something he said? Ask away! He would never be insulted or ask if you were listening. He is more than happy to explain it as many times as you want so you understand it.

The thing about Tech is he thinks very logically, so sometimes emotions can go over his head. But Y/N is patient with him because he “may process things differently but it does not mean he feels any less” than you. 

While the others are against it at first, Tech teaches Y/N how to fly the Marauder. His heart is in his throat for the majority of it, but he keeps encouraging you on and pointing out where you can improve.

At night Tech loved to read to Y/N while they lay in his lap. He goes on and on and on until he realizes they’ve fallen asleep somewhere between the last three chapters.

Phee is always having you tag along with Tech and her. She’s always giving you pirate skills and talking about the grand adventures she’s had. They walk with you standing in the middle holding onto her hand and Tech’s hand.

Echo as a Caregiver

Echo is a bit shy when it comes to Y/N. Aft first he doesn’t know where he fit into their life. But he soon come to realize that he didn’t need to come to Y/N, they come to him.

Slowly but surely they bring him out of his shell and make him realize he isn’t such a bad Caregiver at all, infact he can be quite fun.

Y/N is Echo’s little assistant when the ship needs repairs or a quickly fix. He works while you sit to the side and hand him every tool he need before he even says it. I mean, he didn’t make you read those manuals for nothing.

Whenever Echo is grumpy (which is often) Y/N is the only one to get him out of his funk. They just have very calming effect on him.

This is especially helpful when he falls asleep at night cuddled beside them and wakes up to nightmares. After everything that’s happened to him he’s so prone to nightmares and the only thing that seems to help is having Y/N sleeping along side him.

It always breaks his heart to have to leave on missions with Rex. But when he departs he always promises to return, and when he does he always brings back a toy or special item from his travels. It’s a small reminder that even when he’s away he’s always thinking of you.

Wrecker as a Caregiver

THE FUN DAD OF THE BATCH!!

Wrecker is like a kid himself so it’s only natural that he’s the fun and adventurous Caregiver of the batch!

He will sneak you off to go grab some Mantell Mix or some other type of candy while the others aren’t looking or paying attention.

He’s all for fun and games, so when they’re between missions the team can usually find Wrecker chasing Y/N around. He can be rough at times mostly because he doesn’t know his own strength at times but whenever Y/N brings it up he quickly apologizes and becomes more gentle.

He LOVES to pick you up. Wherever the team is going he’s always carrying you around with him.

You have PLENTY of inside jokes with him. Hunter will say something and Wrecker will crack a joke that will have the two of you rolling on the floor with laughter.

You have matching stuffies with him! You’ve actually started a collection with him and now your combine stuffie collection is crowding the ship, much to the rest of the teams delight.

He cares so deeply for Y/N. If you do much as trip on a rock he’s right away worried about them, making sure they aren’t hurt and they’re okay to walk. If anything was to happen he would be crushed.

He loves to show you all the weapons the team has. After all he has a love for explosives. “This bomb is a small bomb so it goes boom. But this one, *points to the giant bomb* this one goes BOOOOOOOOOMMM!!!”

Loves to tuck Y/N into bed with all their stuffies before heading off to bed himself. He can’t go to bed without giving them a goodnight kiss to their head now can he?

Crosshair as a Caregiver

*I’m only doing Crosshair with the Bad Batch and not him when he was with the Empire because I don’t think the Empire would care about Littles. So this is him both before and after the Empire.*

Crosshair is probably the most stern one out of all the Caregivers on the team. He likes for them to follow the rules and get frustrated when they don’t. But he’s the biggest push over in the galaxy. Examples: *sigh* “How much of that candy bar did you eat?” Or “Didn’t I say stay on the ship?” “But I missed you!” *sigh* “Stay close to me then.”

*Pssstt! Want to know a secret?* THIS MAN IS THE BIGGEST SOFTY IN THE GALAXY! He puts on this tough guy act but deep down he genuinely really cares about Y/N deeply.

If they’re all walking together and Y/N runs over and holds his hand, you best be knowing he’s holding their hand has tight as ever.

Similar to Hunter, he is VERY overprotective of them. He’s always got his eyes out watching for shady characters.

If anyone so much as shoot Y/N a dirty look, the team has to hold him back from killing that person.

He teaches them how to shoot and protect themselves against anyone. Being an amazing shot himself, he knows all the tricks in the book and teaches a lot of them to Y/N.

After what the Empire did to him, he’s also plagued with nightmares. When this happens Y/N will hear it and slip into his bed on the ship to cuddle with him. At first he rejects the idea of it, trying to play his tough guy act. But them with a little coxing, he falls back to sleep, arms wrapped around Y/N protectively.

*BONUS!* Captain Rex as a Caregiver

Prepare for the sweetest and gentlest Caregiver ever!

Rex wasn’t sure if he was the right one for the job when Y/N first asked him. But soon he naturally fell into being this kind and gentle CG!

So he’s your Caregiver right? You know what that means…ANAKIN AND ASHOKA ARE YOUR NEW BESTIES! Anakin has to make a ton of comments to Rex about him being a dad and all the dad things he does, all while Ashoka is obsessed with you. They’re you’re two locked in babysitters for sure.

King of dad jokes over here! This man is always cracking a dad joke to Y/N. Some of them are funny…other are just corny. But hey! That’s his job!

He loves to hold your hand wherever you two go. To the Jedi temple, to Kamino, to Coruscant. Doesn’t matter when or where, he��s always holding Y/N’s hand in his. He’s so proud to be their Caregiver,

Everyone in the 501st absolutely loves Y/N. I mean if they didn’t they wouldn’t be in the 501st anymore. But everyone absolutely adores them! Fives and Jesse are like their big brother who love to have fun with their younger sibling.

Y/N loves to try on Rex’s gear when he has it off. He’ll be cooking and they’ll just walk into the room with his helmet on. He can’t help but chuckle.

[sophie-hatter-jenkins]

🌪️ Tornado - Who is your most impulsive character and why?

🔥 Wildfire - Who is your most emotional character and why?

Please and thank you

For the WIP Weather Ask Game

Thank you so much for asking!

I'm going to answer both questions for my main WIP Hunted - which I haven't posted any of yet, because it's a casefic and I want to get it all drafted and close up all those plot holes before I do!

🌪️ Tornado - Who is your most impulsive character and why?

It's our main man, Mr HJ Potter! I mostly write Harry as an adult where he's grown out of much of his teenage impetuosity, but to me, he'll always be a man of action. He's learned to look before leaping, but he also trusts his instincts and he isn't afraid to act on them. In my main WIP, Hunted, this will usually work out well for him. Usually....

🔥 Wildfire - Who is your most emotional character and why?

I'm going to say Ginny, which might strike people as odd. After all, she's described in canon as 'not weepy' and grew up a tough cookie where she had to be able to hold her own against her elder brothers. But emotional isn't the same as weepy - those are two different things, and conflating them reduces emotion down to a single way to express quite a narrow range of feelings.

Thinking about Ginny in Hunted, her character arc is absolutely driven by emotion, but those emotions are righteous anger, determination and love - and later in the story, by the conflict she feels as events begin to unfold around her.

[growwithmeastrology]

Thursday, November 30th 2023. Sun in Sagittarius ♐️🔥Moon in Cancer ♋️🌊

Does anyone feel exposed or like their indulgences are out of control? If you do, you’re not alone. It may feel like emotional sensitivity is at an all time high.

Venus in Libra is joining up with the South Node and will be there through the weekend. Venus rules love, beauty and aesthetics so being in your feels about how you look is real. But not only that, it rules money and relationship topics too so watch out. There may be some truths exposed in relationships.

The Moon is in Cancer which adds an extra layer of sensitivity today and it will square Chiron in Aries. If you’re being tough on yourself, this transit could cause emotional vulnerability. Try not to project your standards onto others. Watch out for extra criticism. From others and from yourself.

We get some exciting vibes as the day goes on when the Moon in Cancer sextiles Uranus in Taurus. It’s a good time to try something outside of your normal routine. Our intuitions are super-charged guiding quick decisions. This energy is also fun and social.

Lastly, the Moon in Cancer will trine Neptune in Pisces. Your intuition again, is on point. So pay attention to your true feelings, not the ones making you feel bad about yourself in the moment. This energy sparks not only empathy but also imagination and creativity. Instead of going for the cookies in the pantry, try meditation, writing, listening to music, art or any of your favorite creative pursuits. Like sand sculptures. 😂

The best advice for today is to cover your ass if you’re feeling exposed in relationships, handle things with care and seek balance in moderation. Social time with friends could be a good outlet. 💚💫

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[shinystar678]

Magichaos!! a thing about wizards n' stuff..

"whats a magichaos?" a thing im making!! its about magic things!!

will magichaos be a comic, or animation story? that i dont know, magichaos will probablyyy be in a comic, cause thats easier.

but heres the characters!!

🔮Characters: ✨1-10 🫧

- ✨ -

✨Anzan is the protag of Magichaos!! - "likes feeding birds."

🍃Irina.. - "Look! it's grandma!! :D - she makes the BEST cookies. likes snails, flowers, reading, and baking"

☔Matilda - "Matilda, born a hater. - likes silence, not being bothered, reading, and seashells."

🍌Isaac - "the CLOWN!! - he likes goofin' around and being silly! and.. prank calling."

💎Jasper - " the shiny-thing lover! - loves collecting, going on adventures, andd running! a very jolly one."

💿Audrey - "Hey! it's Audrey! - Hasty, and another that loves collecting! likes rings, fighting, butterflies, cookies and dancing. did i mention she likes fighting?"

🌪Neil - "Neil blocks the way! - Likes to act smart, like he knows everything! likes foxes, tornadoes, balloons, violins, and burritos!"

⭐Zeke - "the Fun-loving wizard! - likes goofin' around, spinning in circles, going places, dancing, looking at bugs and snails, and cats!"

🔥Sirius - "Burner. - Tries to act tough! he's also prettyyy strong. likes volcanos, scaring people, owls, wolfs, fighting, running, and going on adventures!"

🐟Mira - "Something's fishy.. it's Mira! - likes playing in water, volleyball, shiny things, dancing, and sleeping!"

- ✨ -

the magichaos name originates from my roblox group name, fun fact!

and ever since my group was renamed to magichaos, ive loved wizard stuff, i like the goofy hats they wear n everything..

☔Matilda's design is based off umbrellas! if not.. obivous.. lol, she was originally also going to be a water-type, but no!! "heh, poison! >:D"

🍌I thought of isaacs voice being like annoying orange while i was designing him.. and then i was like "oh yea. isaac is like annoying orange."

💎💿Jasper and Audrey are family! big sister audrey, lil' bro jasper.

🔥⭐🌪Neil, Zeke, And Sirius are a group! the name? urr.. that,, i dont know really, maybe something like "The Firestars"!

- ✨ -

[seumyo]

hi! try this :) https://pin.it/13pr3efSy https://pin.it/135PXK007

THIS LOOKS SO FUN WHAT 😼 ofc I’ll try it out (there’s a lot of yapping under the cut WHAHHEJW)

HAIKYUU!! VER. + MHA VER. (for those who want to try !)

The Haikyuu!! one I can definitely see, mwahaha 🙂‍↕️

My glorious underrated loml Aran as my classmate, he would not be too thrilled to have me as a classmate/seatmate for the sole reason that I talk a lot whenever I’m comfortable with the person I’m talking to (I speak too quickly irl HELPP). That or I’m just silently next to him (I have a bad case of scary resting face which makes me look unapproachable and crabbed) 😭 BUT I’M A SMART AND NICE COOKIE SO ARAN PLS DON’T BE SCARED TO APPROACH ME 🤧

HECK YES 🔥🔥 KIYOKO AS MY MENTOR 🥳 she will guide me through the basics of manager duties while I ask her about track and field (I’m unathletic as heck and embarrassed myself twice when I tried to play volleyball—I made the team though in elementary as a middle blocker 🔥🔥 but not in high school tho bcs that was a dark and tough time 😔)

Ushijima WAKATOSHI?? USHIWAKA?? give him a smooch as I step on a stepping stool 😚 He would strain his neck just to look at me whenever I talk to him and that’s just romantic 🥰🫵 pure love idk about y’all. I had a classmate in high school who was 6 flat (182.88cm) AND BOY HE WAS TALL 😮 I can’t be seen standing next to Ushiwaka because that man would get scoliosis if he was in a relationship w/ me (the only way to salvage this relationship is to just hug each other and no eye contact/kissing to save both of our skeletal systems)

RIVAL?? KAORI?? nah, that’s my bff 😋

Suna as my bff is surprising 🫣 ig we share a lot in common (probably both have mild scoliosis) I WILL BE THE RECEIVER OF HIS RANT ABT THE MIYA TWINS’ ANTICS as i cry over the hardships of being a third-year (I’m getting high school flashbacks as an incoming freshman) 😼

This confirms it. I am the middle child of the Haiba family. But the height makes other ppl question it (I’m def adopted 😨) I’M ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING 😭😭 I just match their energies well <33

Inarizaki as my school 😝 I am definitely on a scholarship bcs in no way am I able to afford that school for three years of high school🙂‍↕️ (I’m cooked cause I barely pass scholarship exams)

And Osamu as my childhood friend just ties this all together 😋

The MHA one.. now buckle up

My queen sugarplum honeybunch darling lovey dovey Momo 🙇 I love her sm. She could run me over with one of her expensive cars and I would wipe and polish the car

Bakugou and Kirishima as my bffs... I’m running 😭 jk I love them with all of my heart BAKUGOU WOULD NOT STAND MY SLOWNESS “what do you mean you forgot the formula when we’re calculating for time? we learned about this yesterday, dipshit!” isn’t he fun 🥰 my constant “huh?” would have me blown up to another dimension <33 Now Kiri, Kiri is another story. I love this man, this man and his personality. So we just get along and make manly friendship bracelets 🔥

Cementoss as my teacher.. I WOULD BE HIS FAV STUDENT NGL I love Modern Lit. My strongest subject, the light in the dark times (cough cough physics) YESSIR

RIVAL?? TODOROKI?? i can see it 🧐🧐 season 1 todoroki was cold af tho 🥶 i would cry internally if he ever rolls his eyes at me 😔 darn nepo babies 😓😓 JK I think we’d get along in the later seasons, but the rivalry would probably be academic (my self-insert quirk is just.. not built to go toe-to-toe with his ☹️)

Navel Laser.. chat my brother and I are cooked. Aoyama as my brother 10/10 but getting tummy aches after we use our Quirks + the same time as period cramps?? put me on the dnr list and never ressurect me ever again -10000/10

Sato and I just sitting next to each other like 👁️👁️

Mineta as my childhood friend—how about NO 😁

me when this silly little activity turned into an unofficial alternate version of my self-insert lore:

[peconella27]

Every kid during December: ,,It's Chriiiistmaaaas!🤸‍♀️🎉🥳🎅

Every high school student and above: ,,... the month of anxiety..."

I swear the term of Christmas and joy became unknown to me. T~T

To all examinees, I know its tough during that month and some might already had a mental breakdown (*cough* so not self-reflecting) and even sleep horribly at nights, because of fear to fail. But hang in there! It soon will be over. It seems impossible, but your efforts for learning will pay you off! And even if you do fail, don't be afraid. It's not bad to fail. Making mistakes is ok👍 the question rather is, do we learn from them? Either way, please take care of yourself, sleep enough, eat enough and allow yourself something nice to relax after the hurdle (mine would be probably cookies... 100 of them... hehehheheheheh). You can do it :> 👍🔥

[upstandinglittleguy]

Tag Masterlist 🌈

General

#howdy there! {👋} - starters

#soaring the stars {✨} - casual ask replies

#inside your mind {🧠} - rp prompts/ideas

#liz's tag {🧡} - OOC (out of character)

#way back over yonder {☀} - activity announcements (asks open/closed, etc.)

Westley 🌟

#the little guy {🌟} - Westley asks/RPs

#eyecandy {👀} - appearance/visage

#cheerful commander {🔆} - things that capture his personality/vibes

Sylvia 🔥

#tough cookie {🔥} - Sylvia asks/RPs

#time bombshell {💣} - appearance/visage

#them's fighting words {🪼} - things that capture her personality/vibes

Wander 🪕

#never hurts to help! {🪕} - Wander asks/RPs

#put on a happy face {😊} - appearance/visage

#wondering and wandering {🌻} - things that capture his personality/vibes

Relationships

#ain't no mountain high enough {🗻} - Wander and Sylvia's friendship

#windows to the soul {🏕} - Wander and Westley's friendship/relationship

#star brigade {🌠} - Sylvia, Wander, and Westley as a group

#you sassy man {🎉} - Skeletondance (Wander x Lord Hater)

Other Characters

#c-peeps {⚡} - Everything Commander Peepers

# hate's great! best villain! {💀🎸} - Everything Lord Hater

[matthewzkrause]

6 Popular Health Trends That May Be Harming Women’s Bodies.

We’re living in the age of green juices, fasting apps, boutique workouts, and wellness influencers shouting “just do this!” from every corner of the internet.

And as women, we’re constantly told how to eat, move, and live—mostly in the name of being “healthy,” “fit,” or “clean.”

But here’s the hard truth: Some of the most popular health trends out there are quietly harming women’s bodies.

No, not because we’re doing something wrong—because we’re following advice that was never designed for our biology in the first place.

So let’s break it down. These 6 health fads might look shiny on the outside… but behind the scenes? They could be wrecking your hormones, energy, mood, and more.

Let’s get real:

💧 1. Intermittent Fasting — Great for Some, Tough on Women’s Hormones Yes, skipping breakfast is trendy. But for many women, intermittent fasting can backfire fast.

👉 Feeling extra anxious, shaky, or irritable? 👉 Losing your period or sleeping poorly?

That might be your body screaming for regular fuel.

Women’s hormones thrive on rhythm and nourishment—not extreme calorie gaps. Fasting isn’t bad, but doing it without understanding your cycle can leave your hormones in chaos.

Bottom line: Your body needs consistent care, not deprivation in disguise.

🔥 2. Working Out Hard Every Day? Your Body Might Be Over It You’ve seen it: “No days off!” “Sweat is fat crying!” “Strong is the new skinny!”

But here’s the truth—your nervous system doesn’t care how inspirational your spin class caption is.

If you’re constantly exhausted, craving sugar, or snapping at people for no reason, you might be in burnout, not beast mode.

Women need rest and recovery. Too much high-intensity exercise without enough fuel or downtime can wreck your metabolism, gut, and hormones.

Rest days are productive. Say it louder.

🥑 3. Going Keto or Low-Carb Can Hijack Your Hormones You cut carbs. You lose weight. You feel… okay?

Then boom: mood swings, brain fog, irregular periods, maybe even hair loss.

Sound familiar?

Many women need moderate carbs to support estrogen, thyroid function, and cortisol balance. Without them, your body may think it’s in a famine—and start shutting things down to conserve energy.

Health tip: Don’t fear carbs. Fear diet culture convincing you they’re the enemy.

🍵 4. “Detox” Teas & Juice Cleanses = Expensive Dehydration Spoiler alert: your liver and kidneys are already detoxing 24/7. You don’t need a $40 tea that keeps you in the bathroom all day.

These so-called cleanses?

Strip your body of water weight

Disrupt digestion

Can lead to serious electrolyte imbalances

And for what? A flatter stomach for two hours?

Real health doesn’t involve punishing your body. Ever.

🥗 5. Obsessive “Clean Eating” Can Turn Into a Silent Eating Disorder It starts innocently: no sugar, no gluten, no dairy. Then it’s no processed food, no grains, no restaurant meals. Before you know it, food becomes stressful—not nourishing.

This mindset has a name: orthorexia—an obsession with eating “perfectly.”

Food is fuel and joy. You deserve to eat without fear or guilt.

Reminder: A cookie isn’t toxic. Shame around food is.

📲 6. Listening to Influencers Instead of Your Body “I take these 15 supplements daily…” “This is how I lost 20 pounds in 2 weeks!” “Here’s what I eat in a day: kale and vibes.”

Listen—some wellness creators mean well. But many are not doctors, nutritionists, or even honest.

Your health journey isn’t a one-size-fits-all Instagram post.

What works for her body might wreck yours

Her 6-pack might come at the cost of a healthy cycle

And her glowing skin? Filters. Let’s be real.

Trust your body over the algorithm. Always.

❤️‍🔥 Real Talk: You Deserve Better Than Health Fads That Break You Down You don’t need to hustle harder, shrink smaller, or try harder to be “healthy.”

What you need is this:

A body that feels good to live in

A mind that isn’t obsessed with food rules

A heart that’s free to enjoy life again

Being healthy isn’t about following the latest trend. It’s about unlearning the pressure to perform wellness and learning to live in partnership with your body.

[redwingedwolves]

💛💚

Hiya, Sev!! Thank you so so much for the ask! I'm gonna have Dabi answer these. ^^

Ask Game.

💛 yellow ― how did you and s/i meet?

Me and the Mutt met when I decided to seek him out after I learned that the Bird had a significant other(I thought he was his girlfriend at the time, but I was very quickly corrected). Our first meeting wasn't the nicest I'll admit, but I'm not a nice guy so it was never going to be. After I broke into their apartment I managed to corner him against a wall where I threatened him a little trying to get a rise outta the Bird. Didn't really work and I'll admit I probably made a bit of an ass of myself then, but thankfully Mike's a tough cookie and it all turned out in the end.

💚 green ― what was the first thing you ever said to s/i? why?

Ah, shit. I actually think the first thing I ever said to him was something along the lines of "make a sound and I'll turn you to ash" or something like that. Basically the first words outta my mouth were a threat. I do know that. Like I said, our first meeting was not nice.

-🔥

[scarfurure-main]

I'm gonna reblog this cuz there's some changes!

First of all, I changed the herb x mystic flour cuz it doesn't fit my story anymore. This change only applies to mystic flour cuz I feel like it doesn't suit her.

This is inspired by the fic resolute volition and yes, it's a beast x ancient but it's a good character study of Mystic flour ok 😭😔🙏

Mystic flour, is still well, pale in her body so when she was born in the dark cacao kingdom, she stand out and well, 🔥racism🔥

This will cause mystic flour to belive in her philosophy more, the suffering of all will become an end when the world become flour. She then will heard of dark cacao and well, at 18 years old, she enter it to become a healer, so that she could steal the soul jam. (lil did she know it's gonna heal her instead)

She then entered and become a healer. However due to her talk of turning ppl into flour and pointless stuff, cookies started to avoid her and create rumours abt her. Until, caramel arrow. She was one of the only one who respected her morals, philosophy and didn't create rumour nor treat her like an outcast. Ofc she still doesn't trust her but still,

One day, she was reading a book named "Two Dragons and the King of the Dark Cacao Kingdom the Almighty Dark Warrior Dark Cacao Cookie" yes I copy and paste that shit. Anyway- caramel arrow then revealed the book is the reason she wanted to become a watcher, which intrigued mystic, so she ask for more stuff and caramel arrow cookie reveal that dark cacao is the main reason she wanted to become one, because, let me just-

“King Dark Cacao Cookie read this book to me when I was ten years old,” she began. She didn’t stop even though her voice trembled. “Two months after I lost my family in battle. It felt so… comforting that I could never forget that night. But I don’t think I was listening to the story, I was listening to His Majesty’s voice , instead. He sounded so proud, reading the tale of his olden warrior. And also gentle, as if I could crumble away should he ever raise his voice.”

“I don’t know why he was that kind. I… I actually do, technically. He has a gentle soul, a tender heart. He might look tough and distant, but all of us in this kingdom know very well that… he is a nice person. Everything he does is for the greater good. He bestowed his life for this kingdom just like every other Dark Cacao Warrior did. And I know his loyalty will last forever, countless generations ahead of me will get to taste his beneficence. This is nothing out of the ordinary for him.”

The white cookie remained silent, she didn’t move her lips and patiently waited for the cookie to gather her words.

“I suppose, by not knowing, I meant that I don’t know why he is like that. He went through a lot. And… as you said weeks ago, immortality can turn someone insane. I just… how does he do that? All of that, I mean. That’s so… wonderful. Everything…”

“Like, he has an entire kingdom to take care of. Each decision determines our fates, it must be tough to live with that responsibility. I would never be able to handle such a duty even for a year, and he had been doing this for centuries. He is the leader of our army, the protector of the continent, the one behind each action our kingdom takes, and many more… The responsibilities of an Ancient Cookie, the tolls of possessing a Soul Jam, the traumas of the past…”

“He is simply… too great to be concerned with us. And that wouldn’t be his fault or our shame. I am but a temporary cookie in his eyes, at least, that’s what I’m supposed to be. And everyone else around. The highest ages we can reach should mean nothing to him, he is just that old..! And yet… he spared his time and sat down, read this book, for me only. Because the storm scared me and I couldn’t stop crying.”

“He turned that terrorizing night into the best moment of my whole life. After that, the sound of storms made me feel… serene. Just because he read this book. Just because he let me put my head on his lap. Just because he caressed my hair like my dad used to”

“I don’t know why he did that. But that night shaped the person I am today.”

“I don’t know why.”

Caramel Arrow Cookie’s last words left her speechless. The tranquility she sensed, coming from her head and reaching each corner of her dough blessed her with an ease akin to that serenity she got from storms. It was like the emptiness after penance, so odd but equally freeing.

She didn’t get the opportunity to talk about that night for years, and when she did, it amplified her emotions. Caramel Arrow Cookie was on the verge of crying and couldn’t even feel ashamed. Her hold on the book was firm, she was pressing it onto her chest without realizing. She missed that night so much.

After that, Mystic Flour went and drag caramel arrow with her, saying how she wanted to hear just how "fatherly" his voice is. And then, although confused, dark cacao read the book for them, which almost made caramel arrow cry. She then look at mystic, only to see her looking at her back. It was then that caramel arrow knew, that mystic didn't even wanted to hear the "fatherly" voice in dark cacao, rather, she was simply doing it for caramel arrow.

With crunchy chip, some cookie would say how he and his wolf are street wolves, making him mad and hurt, but mystic would defend him, saying how both of them are from flour and their the same thing. The cookie then wanted to hit her but the cream wolves bit then first lol.

Then after that, crunchy chip would tell the story to ppl in the castle, over exaggerating stuff making ppl cheer very much, Mystic Flour being confused.

After that, in 3rd years she's there, she would notice dark choco and would convince him not to touch it, since it'll only brought more suffering. Then she would scold the shit out of dark cacao it's not even funny. (for dark choco it is tho) and now dark cacao is more open to advice from his son, yay!

She then would be promoted to the grand healer and then there's tittle like "The Fair Lady" and most importantly of all "The Mother of Dark Cacao Kingdom" lol. Basically she would become a mother figure to all of the citizen and then they would heal her with the kindness and more, the one she barely get to witness due to well, it was the olden time, where son is more valuable than daughter.

She then would kinda be an acting consultant because dark cacao trust her judgement cuz well, most of the time she's right, but then she was forced to go into a 2 week vacation by the kingdom, but that's when all hell break loose, such as affogato, the dark cookies, dark cacao paronia which by the way did not align the list she made for him before she go to creme republic, and dark choco getting frustrated with his father cuz he won't listen. After everything was done, dark choco would say that she would scold the heck out him after this, and she did.

Basically, while her philosophy is never broken, it's VERY toned down. Also the relationship between dark cacao and her is platonic, it like mom and dad for the kingdom, except platonic. So yeah! That's all. She works for there 7 years, and also this is her design!

The fucking au cuz I have procrastinated enough lol

Recap, in this au, instead of being sealed in the tree, the witches kill the Beast and reincarnated them, promising them that this time, they'll do better and give them a better life. They also made a spell so that all of them will not meet each other, until a certain point of when they are becoming lesser of the Beast of they are. This also include in the sidekick, but they have a much higher chance meeting, the percentage being higher.

Shadow Milk (this au is inspired by another so I copy some stuff ok) was abt to be reincarnated as a normal cookie, when for some reason, the light of truth feel like trolling and reincarnated him into one of the ancient's twin, Pure Vanilla.

The name change cuz their reincarnated, duh

Silent salt - silent chip cookie

Mystic Flour - Mystic White

Eternal Sugar - Eternal Daisy

Burning Spice - Burning Chili

Shadow Milk - Shadow Vanilla

Shadow Milk

Anyway- At first shadow milk cookie was like 'get me outta here bro nah!!! wtf man I hate this!!!' and tries to kill pure vanilla at first because he's a bit. Insane like that and he doesn't know who the hell this child is 😭😭 he probably thinks he got a second chance from fate or something and is having none of that because he's still salty about being killed

The thing is tho– pure vanilla is scared at first but forgives him and shadow milk is rightfully confused because '????? I tried to kill you????' and he's never seen a cookie so, kind? Simple minded? Before, so he feels weird, and is baffled but ultimately lets it go under the guise of him waiting for a perfect opportunity to strike (spoiler, he doesn't he's actually weirdly touched yet disgusted on how kind pure vanilla is)

HC that their sibling dynamics is still chaotic older twin and kind younger twin, shadow milk cookie still mischievous as hell, same exact personality and vanilla scolds him lightly from time to time, but most times just playfully exasperated

They attend the blueberry yogurt academy together, along with white lily, shadow milk cookie probably puts up a facade towards everyone, a bit silly yet insane at times, the only one who's seen shadow milk cookie with his guard down is pure vanilla cookie, and that's only during the time he almost killed him.

But one day he sees what white lily was researching and, honestly he probably already knows the truth so seeing white Lily research it set off alarm bells in his head, honestly, knowing him he'd probably let her go to the banquet fully knowing what she could learn, but the thing is he's conflicted on pure vanilla learning it too, "he's too- too simple minded for that, he can't learn it ever" (he started caring a bit over the years) so he confronts white Lily and gets her to hide her research from pure vanilla, not without her pressing him for answers too though, he tells her some sparing details.

It's worth noting now that shadow milk got weirdly attached to pure vanilla, but is still planning to regain his powers back, and find out what happened to the rest of the previous ancients.

I feel like he'd stick with PV during his pilgrimage, and finally understand why he was reborn as his twin when pure vanilla recieved the light of truth, at first he was afraid that pure vanilla would spiral like he did but cast his worries aside when he realized that it lacked the engulfing shadows of deceit, "...why am I even caring anyway??" And then he thinks it's laughable, he thinks fate is trying to screw him over by showing him his replacement front and center.

They'd probably um, have a fight?? Idk but it would lead to shadow milk cookie storming off

They part ways until the fight with dark enchantress, he knows FULL WELL who she is and wanted to ask her things but he gets caught in the crossfire instead, pure vanilla spots him as dark enchantress was preparing for her final blow and uses the strength he has left to shield him and shadow milk's like "WGAT THE FUCK" because it's simply, illogical, incomprehensible to him, it reminds him of his past allies- he was left stunned as everything disappeared.

Everything else happens normally, except now the light of truth sticks with shadow milk cookie since they still technically have a connection, and since pure vanilla is temporary unavailable, shadow milk does NOT know how to feel yet, he's still processing everything that happened, definitely has beef with the light of truth tho I think it'd be funny. He also keeps it around because it can see pure vanilla when he can't, and they're now (begrudgingly) working together to wake pure vanilla up

Idk what happened next, since I'm still new to the lore and don't know which place to put this best, but one day smc would find wizard cookie and the gang and yadayada he suddenly remembered that he was a natural at teaching (he was teaching wizard cookie) and he loved teaching but the pressure and negativity that developed centuries later outweigh it and he realises he still love teaching. Don't know where to put in the timeline tho

The other are still developing but here's the idea

Mystic flour

When she was reincarnated, all of her life was simply normal stuff (for now) but then one day she moves to dark cacao, she found herb cookie (pls tell me he lives there-) and meet espresso cookie who remind her way too much abt smc, Pre corrupted and post corrupted. She realises her negligence to every friends she had and swore to apologise to them. (it's a slow burn realisation tho and slow burn accepting she cares and loves her friends). She would also have a slow, SLOW burn with herb cookie, like he confess to her once and she rejected it soo.... Yeah (I don't ship this in the official but I do ship this in the au cuz I can)

Burning Spice

Burning Spice, not much but he's like- bored, BORED. so he went out to travel so that he won't get bored (it barely help) BUT- like izuru form danganronpa, he'll learn that even tho it's boring, GET FUCKING THERAPY. Also in the past life, he's dyslexic but now he's colourblind lol. Also he will meet various cookie like adventurer cookie and rye cookie so yeah

I don't have much for him cuz he's prob the least traumatised/idk how to handle his trauma- so yeah

Silent Salt

Silent salt, also not much (for now cuz he's the 2nd most traumatised cuz WAR) but got free therapy from cream unicorn cookie lol

Eternal Sugar

eternal sugar was simply chilling when kouign amann came and declared her as her mother (I also didn't developed much cuz idk how to progress it, srry)

also not much except a few trauma lol and some panic attacks, phobia of touch and just- yea

The sidekicks cuz there's no way I'll forget them!

black sapphire cookie, i hc him as a run away child and smc save him (before corruption btw) and kinda adopted him, making him very loyal, not to mention he gave him a bit of his life force which is why he doesnt age, so when smc died, he was FUCKING devastated. so when the sidekicks heard the witches voice that they were going to be reincarnated, they immediately went out of their way to find each of their master.

candy apple cookie doesnt care much abt smc, seeing as she barely know him and was technically was raised by black sapphire cookie so yea, she didn't care much abt smc, maybe a bit since smc is still his father and the one created her

cloud hatea would be devastated and would learn how to survive on their own, and when they meet mystic flour, they would hug the shit out of her lol

nutmeg cookie, although VERY respect burning spice, she would scold the heck out of him and would probably cry

My headcanon on why theyre corrupted btw

burning spice: he wanted to feel full, alive, hes going crazy, please, he would do anthing to be alive, to be full... so please..

mystic flour: shes tired. shes so tired. she already fulfilled so many of the wishes, how many more? shes tired.

eternal sugar: she did everything to make them happy. so why is she not? she did everything, even let them use her body to make them happy. elder faerie said she should do everything and that seeing happiness on the other will make you happy, so why is she isnt? she just want eternal sleep. forever. in her eyes, thats a blessing, all of the suffering ending when you sleep forever. so why are they still..?

silent salt: war, murder, weapons, loneliness. is he only a weapon in everybody eyes? hes so lonely... he cant live without his friends, and not like the cookies care anyway, they just like him because hes a weapon, a protecter. how annoying.

shadow milk: all of them r corrupted, ppl always questioning wheter is he worthy or useful, always being in last place, loneliness, no one who could understand him, and now... the reveal that the witches who created them wanted to eat cookies? sure the one who created them decided they didn't want to eat them, being kind enough, but his whole existence were an accident? so all of those suffering, sleepless nights, praying were worthless? so hes always the last one? .....the burden of knowing to much, embrace the lie, his head says. and this time, he'll agree.

Ships:

Cream unicorn x affogato cookie

Purelily

Shadowsalt

Herb x mystic flour

Stormcacao

Knight cookie x black sapphire

Kouign amann x prune x capsaicin

also u can see the favoritism and yes, like i said, i have lore dump u. anyway- it was fun

ANYWAY- the inspiration!

What happened when mystic flour rejected herb cookie

Smc and mystic flour relationship

Just some other inspiration/flashback

What happened when all of them snapped (PRESSURE MENTIONED LOL)

And finally, the au that inspired me the most!

[krysta-cross]

MK men as ice cream flavors:

Fujin: Rocky Road - sweet as chocolate, with soft mushy marshmallows and nuts. Just like his personality, he is sweet, caring and soft to people he cares about the most but can be tough to crack like the nuts when it comes to defending them.

Raiden: Mint Chocolate- sweet but you'll taste that tingy mint spice before you appreciate that part. He cares but doesn't openly show it, the cold demeanor isnhis defense but getting close to him will make you discover he isn't that stingy (minty)

Scorpion: Mangoes and Grahams- aside from his favorite color yellow, Hanzo seems like the guy who will enjoy fruit flavors miced with the texture of the crushed grahams like his opponents dusts after he toast them 😆

Sub Zero: Blueberries and Cream- He's cold thats a given but I'm sure grandmaster blueberry ice would still enjoy having ice cream especially now he's friends with toasty 🔥 must keep his cool all the time 😊

Rain: Black Forest- Not so sweet but the cherries make up for it. Rain has this personality and black forest flavor suits him as he might not be sweet but for sure he will try and also cherries are like his royalty ego, he's common like chocolate but cherries makes him special 🍒

Noob Saibot: Dark Chocolate- Cold as death, not so sweet but will still take you for a ride on brainfreeze if you got too much. Perfect flavor not only for his color of choice but his personality as well. Dark chocolate might have a really low sweetness level but it's still sweet.

Erron Black: Pistachios and Cashews- As a cowboy who is a master of the rough roads and dry lands, he will surely enjoy ice cream with many nuts but not overly sweet like this. The crunch on every bite excites him, reminds him of his horse rides on stone riddled rough roads.

Johnny Cage: Cheese- Sounds simple but JC would surely like this as of course he needs to always smile for the camera and paparazzi (lol) also I can see him modeling for an ice cream brand and he would slay the "cheese" part as his life is basically under glitz and glamour.

Kabal: Double dutch- Vanilla with marshmallows and cashews, even though how rough he depicts his personality as, Kabal would still have this soft (marshmallow) side and hard as a rock attitude (cashews). Vanilla isn't really sweet but it has chocolate drizzles that make up for it.

Kano: Licorice- He would definitely enjoy alcohol flavored ice cream, Kano may look like he doesn't even eat one but he is still interested in things that have the flavor of the drinks he likes so he will surely try.

Jax: Vanilla- Jax seems like the man who will enjoy the simple things in life, also having a daughter would make him very familiar with vanilla ice cream as it's commonly sold anywhere and eating it will take him back to his good memories with Jacqui.

Rambo- Cookies and Cream- being a soldier is tough but why cookies and cream? Rambo is tough as a cookie, has battled so many and is the type to sit down and eat ice cream just to reminisce some good times with his comrades. Cookies and cream have both sweetness and rough texture due to the cookies just like him.

These are just random thoughts, don't mind them so much haha I might be inaccurate but that might just mean I haven't tasted much ice cream in my life yet 😆