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Bounce into fun with Kahuna's Rectangle Trampoline! Perfect for backyard adventures, this trampoline offers high-flying excitement with its spacious design.

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Jump for Joy: 4 Compelling Reasons to Get Your Child a Mini Trampoline

Children are bundles of energy, constantly seeking ways to play, explore, and have fun. While many traditional toys and activities provide entertainment, a mini trampoline can offer a unique and exciting outlet for your child's energy. At Kahuna, we understand the importance of safe and enjoyable play, which is why our Kahuna Mini 4.5ft Trampoline is the perfect addition to your child's playtime. In this blog, we'll explore four compelling reasons to consider buying a mini trampoline for your child.

Physical Fitness and Development

In a world dominated by screens and sedentary activities, it's essential to encourage physical activity from an early age. Mini trampolines provide an excellent way to help your child stay active and develop their physical fitness. Bouncing on a trampoline engages various muscle groups, promotes balance, and improves coordination. It's an enjoyable way for kids to get their daily dose of exercise without even realising it.

Indoor and Outdoor Fun

One of the great advantages of mini trampolines is their versatility. The Kahuna Mini 4.5ft Trampoline is designed for both indoor and outdoor use, allowing your child to have fun no matter the weather. Whether it's a sunny day in the backyard or a rainy afternoon inside, your child can enjoy bouncing and burning off energy.

Enhanced Motor Skills

Trampoline play enhances your child's motor skills. Jumping, balancing, and controlling their movements while bouncing help to fine-tune motor skills. This can have a positive impact on their overall physical development and coordination.

Boundless Joy and Entertainment

Perhaps the most compelling reason to buy a mini trampoline for your child is the sheer joy and entertainment it provides. Bouncing on a trampoline is an exhilarating experience that never gets old. It can be a great source of laughter, excitement, and endless amusement. The Kahuna Mini 4.5ft Trampoline offers a safe and secure platform for your child to have a blast while bouncing.

Safety First with Kahuna

At Kahuna, we prioritise safety and quality in all our products. Our Kahuna Mini 4.5ft Trampoline is no exception. Here are some key safety features:

A safety net enclosure to prevent accidental falls.

Strong and durable frame construction.

UV-resistant materials for long-lasting outdoor use.

Non-slip padding on the mat for extra security.

With these safety features in place, you can have peace of mind while your child enjoys their trampoline time.

Conclusion

Investing in a mini trampoline like the Kahuna Mini 4.5ft Trampoline is a smart choice that not only brings joy but also contributes to your child's physical development and overall well-being. Whether it's for bouncing in the backyard, active play indoors, or enhancing their motor skills, the benefits are numerous. Encourage your child to stay active, develop essential motor skills, and have a world of fun with a mini trampoline from Kahuna. It's a decision you won't regret as you witness the boundless happiness and energy it brings to your child's life.

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Okay but are the trampolines flammable?? 👀

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some things are definitely happened in his time in australia, but does it looks like that or no?

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EVERFIT 12FT TRAMPOLINE ROUND TRAMPOLINES WITH BASKETBALL HOOP KIDS PRESENT GIFT ENCLOSURE SAFETY NET PAD OUTDOOR MULTI-COLOURED

Safety note: Suitable for children aged over 6 years.

Features 12ft spacious trampoline Heavy-gauge steel framework Rust-proof marine-grade galvanization Superior bounce and water resistance Anti-graze mat with 5000hrs UV test 20mm thick UV-stabilized padding Wide UV-stabilized spring skirt Triple-rate springs Enclosed safety netting Safe double-lock zip-and-clip entry Bonus storage compartments Bonus basketball set

Specifications: Frame: Steel marine-grade hot-dip galvanized Rail padding: High density PVC & PE Safety net: Polyethylene Jumping mat: UV-resistant jump mat Safety Posts: High density foam wrapped – ABS capped safety system Ladder: Heavy galvanized steel Max. weight capacity: 150kg Numbers of legs: 4 Numbers of posts: 8 Posts/ Legs/ diameter range: 38*1.2mm thick Frame tube diameter range: 42*1.35mm thick Numbers of springs: 72 Spring length: 143mm Trampoline diameter: 12ft/366cm Overall height: 260cm Height to mat: 80cm Net height: 180cm Number of package boxes: 2 Assembly required: Yes

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Take Me To Paris

Georgia Amoore x Fem!Reader

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synopsis: your girlfriend finally takes you on a vacation! …to australia.

a/n: maybe i’ll do a part 2 in which y/n almost dies of spiders and snakes and georgia almost dies of americanness… we’ll see but anyways i hope you all enjoy!!!

Take Me To Paris - Lana Del Rey (Unreleased)

warnings: me desecrating australia, sorry y’all, um swearing, some kissing, mostly fluff, idk if this is normal but i sleep outside sometimes on the trampoline in my backyard so like… this is normal to me lol but idk, lmk if i missed anything!!

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You weren’t exactly scared of flying, more so just constantly aware of every little thing that can go wrong.

You can’t stop bouncing your leg, checking your phone every five seconds to make sure that it is in fact charging, you’ve rechecked your bag for your passport about 20 times, and you’re clutching your boarding pass so hard you’ve kinda crumpled it.

“Let me see your boarding pass.”

You hold out your hand to Georgia, who has been looking at you slightly concerned for the past hour, and she hands over the piece of paper wordlessly.

You scan the piece of paper, ensuring that, again, her name is on it, this is the right flight, and her seat is right next to yours.

You let out a deep breath before passing it back to her.

Everything will be fine. I’m calm. I’m so calm. It’s just a 16 hour flight.

Nevermind. You’re not calm.

“How do you do this?” You finally mutter, your bouncing leg coming to a standstill.

Your girlfriend, who is very annoyingly calm, looks up from her phone.

“Do what?”

“Like, planes. Travel. I just- are you sure it’s 16 hours?”

She smiles. “Yes, babe, I’m sure the flight I’ve taken a million times is 16 hours long.”

You let out a huff, putting your head into your hands. You’re sitting at one of those charging tables near your gate, waiting anxiously for them to finally start boarding, while Georgia stands next to you, completely unbothered.

She tuts and rubs your back. “I promise you’re going to be completely fine, yeah? You’re just psyching yourself out.”

“Okay,” you mumble, taking your head out of your hands to instead stare intently at the gate. You start cracking your knuckles absentmindedly, not even noticing you’re doing so until your girlfriend sets down her phone and grabs your hands.

“Okay, I love you very much so please don’t take this the wrong way.”

You shoot her a warning look.

“You need to calm the fuck down.”

You let go of her hands and scoff, trying to be mad at her, but she’s smiling at you- and her smile really is contagious. You never really believed it before, people having contagious smiles, and maybe you’re just in love with her, but whenever she smiles you follow soon after.

She tucks a stray piece of hair behind your ear, letting her fingers linger as you pointedly look away from her.

She rolls her eyes at your antics, but simply grabs your jaw and forces you to look at her other hand, now sticking her pinky out.

“I pinky promise that everything will be fine.”

“You’re a child.”

“Oh, babe,” she whispers, looking side to side. “Maybe don’t say that so loud.”

“Shut up.”

You try to hide your smile, mouth thinning into a line, but ends of your mouth curl up into a smile as she squeezes your cheeks together.

“Okay, pinky promise. I’ll even take your carry-on for you so you don’t have to worry.”

“Well, you were gonna do that anyways,” you tease.

“Probably,” she shrugs. “Stop. Pinky promise. Now.”

You sigh dramatically but interlock her finger with yours.

“Okay, now, pinky promise you’ll calm the fuck down, yeah?”

“I pinky promise, or whatever.”

She tugs you towards her with the hand still on your jaw, pressing a quick kiss to your cheek- she lingers, for just a second.

“Love you.”

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You recheck your ticket for the same time, confirming this is the right seat.

“You want middle or aisle, babe?”

You had decided to check your bags for this flight, so Georgia is carrying both her backpack and yours, while also holding your hand through the aisles- it’s honestly pretty impressive.

“Would it be weird if I said middle?”

“Nah,” she shrugs, gesturing for you to climb into the middle seat.

You sit down, smiling politely at the man in the window seat, immediately putting up the hand rest in between you and Georgia- ignoring her smile as she sits down next to you. She starts to put your bags under the seats, but you grab yours.

You rifle through it one more time, laying eyes on your passport, your wallet, your phone charger, your book, and every other little thing before feeling calm enough to zip it up and stuff it under the seat in front of you.

“Okay,” you mumble. “I’m ready.”

Georgia gives you that same concerned look she’s been giving you ever since you got to the airport.

“Are you, like, scared of flying or something?”

“No,” you roll your eyes. “Traveling just makes me nervous. And it’s sixteen hours.”

“You’re gonna sleep for most of it,” she dismisses, grabbing your hand and squeezing it.

You let out a sarcastic laugh. “There’s no way I can fall asleep.”

She smiles at you, and you stare right back, completely serious.

“Nah, you’ll fall asleep.”

“Nah,” you echo, “I won’t.”

“C’mere,” she says, wrapping her arm around you so you can rest your head on her shoulder, kind of awkwardly- but her touch and her smell is comforting. You force your eyes shut, taking a deep breath. “There we go, darling,” she mumbles, pressing a kiss to your head, leaving her lips there to breathe you in fire a second. “Much better.”

She settles back into her own seat, putting her Airpods in and taking out her phone.

You open your eyes and stare straight ahead at the blue seat in front of you.

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“I seriously cannot believe you didn’t sleep that entire flight.”

You’re oddly wide awake right now. Maybe it’s just the excitement of finally being off of the airplane, or being in a brand new place- it feels different here. The air feels thicker- more humid?

“Wait, what time is it here?” You ask, seeing nothing but gaping blackness outside the huge windows of the gate.

Georgia looks at her phone, her arm looped tightly with yours as if you’re going to collapse from exhaustion at any moment.

“12:31.”

You frown, feeling slightly disoriented- maybe you should have slept. It’s not like you didn’t try, though. You squeezed your eyes shut for what felt like entire hours, you forced Georgia to run her hands through your hair, you listened to the most calming songs you could think of, and you simply stayed awake.

Georgia fell asleep an hour into the flight, though, and you tried to be angry at her… but eventually gave up and just let her lay practically on top of you. Which was quite a feat in economy class on an airplane, really.

“Where are we going, then?”

Georgia looked at you oddly, again very concerned- you felt kinda guilty for how worried she seems to be over you.

“We got a hotel in Melbourne for tonight, remember? ‘Cause our plane landed at midnight, and it’s an hour and a half drive to Balarat, yeah?”

The memories finally click in your brain.

“Ohhhh, yeah,” you nod. “I remember now.”

Georgia tugs you along, walking faster through the terminal. “Let’s get our bags and let’s get you into a bed. You’re kinda scaring me.”

She looks at you out of the corner of her eye.

“You didn’t sleep at all? Like, not even for a few minutes?”

“No,” you shrug.

She shakes her head. “There’s something wrong with you.”

“Oh, okay,” you hum, tugging your arm away from hers. “You can sleep on the floor tonight.”

She grabs your hand and tugs you right back over to her.

“Yeah, that’ll happen.”

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“Oh, my God, look up, babe.”

“Huh?” You ask, tearing your eyes away from the sidewalk. You had successfully gotten your bags and a taxi to the hotel, and you were now walking along the sidewalk to the huge doors.

“Why are you staring at the ground?”

Your suitcase gets stuck on a crack, and you tug it forward. Maybe it’s because a bed is so close now, but exhaustion is really staring to set in. All you can think about is literally throwing yourself into the bed, dragging Georgia down with you, and collapsing.

“Watching for snakes and spiders.”

“You’re not serious.”

“Um, yes, I am. Australia is dangerous as fuck. Snakes, spiders, dingos, kangaroos, sharks, crocodiles, giant fucking bats? I’m not taking risks.”

“This is fucking Melbourne, not the bush.”

“What’s the bush?”

She stops and looks up at you.

“I need you to tone down the American-ness by, like, 10 please.”

“Okay, sorry,” you huff, smile crawling onto your face, the automatic doors of the hotel sliding open. “Not my fault the only thing I know about Australia is ‘G’day, mate. I’m from down under, yeah? Kangaroos and dingo babies-’”

“I will give you money to shut up.”

“Ooh, how much?”

“Whatever you want, just please, please, for the love of God stop doing that horrible accent,”

“It’s a wonderful accent,” you fake pout.

“It’s like nails on a chalkboard. I’m being so for real.”

“Whatever,” you shrug. “Can we go see kangaroos, by the way? Like I just want to go stare at kangaroos. I want to know that they’re really real, y’know?”

“Jesus Christ- you know what? Sure. We’ll go see kangaroos.”

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“Oh, this place is nice,” you smile, dragging your suitcase into the room and shoving it in the empty space next to the bed.

“Oh no,” Georgia frowns, staring at the bed. “I must have booked it wrong, there’s only one bed.”

“Aw, that sucks.” You sit down, kicking off your shoes and throwing yourself back onto the bed. “Have fun on the floor.”

“Can we just put a pillow between us?” She asks, trying to play along with the joke but already smiling as she lays next to you on her stomach, her own shoes falling to the floor.

“No, sorry. I just feel really uncomfortable sleeping with you, seeing as you… like girls and all, and I just… I don’t support that, sorry. I don’t want to catch it from you.”

“Really?” She smiles, crawling towards you. “You’re sure you don’t like girls? Not even a little bit?”

She hovers over you, hands planted next to your head, and you wrap your arms around her neck.

“I’m so straight I actually don’t even look at girls.”

She presses a quick kiss to your lips.

You gasp but make no move to push her away. “You just assaulted me.”

“You can assault me right back, baby.”

“Disgusting,” you groan, before sliding one of your hands down to her face to push her towards you, kissing her long and slow.

She adjusts herself so her legs are now in between yours, her hand drifting down to grab at your thigh and wrap it around her waist, pulling you even closer to her, until suddenly you’re barely even kissing her, just kind of languidly going through the motions as you eyes drift shut, her comforting weight above you.

“You’re so pretty,” she murmurs, finally pulling away for air but immediately trailing kiss down your cheek and jawline to your neck.

You turn your head to the side, yawning as you do so, letting her hand squeeze your thigh and her kisses turn into the faintest marks-

“Look! There’s a balcony!”

You try to push her away from you and sit up, but she gives you a bored look.

“I’m on top of you right now and you want to go see the balcony?”

“Yeah..? You’ll be fine,” you shrug, managing to maneuver yourself out from under her, running over to the sliding glass door and pressing your face against it.

Melbourne is spread out before you. Well, more so in the distance, you’re kinda just outside of Melbourne. There’s a few bright lights even at this hour, and you can see the faintest glimpse of the balcony-

“Aww, there’s a little couch out there!”

Calling it a couch was probably making someone roll over in their grave. It was just a two person chair made out of wicker, with a thin red cushion on it. It looked uncomfortable.

Your eyes drifted up to the stars.

“C’mon,” you urge Georgia, turning around to find her waiting for you on the bed, laying on her side with her head propped up. You start tugging the blanket off of the bed, ignoring the way she exclaims in mock outrage.

“The fuck are you doin’?”

“I want to sit outside,” you explain, switching tactics and instead grabbing her hand, trying to tug her up- but she packs a lot of muscle in that body, and you can only get her to move a few inches before she braces herself and you’re stuck.

“It’s 1 in the morning?” She says, eyebrows furrowed as she looks out at the balcony.

“Yeah,” you deadpan. “The stars are out.”

She sighs.

“You really want to go out there?”

You tug on her again.

“Yes, Georgia, please come with me. I need someone to protect me from giant bats. Also, what if I see a giant spider, have a heart attack, and die right in front of you?”

She looks into your eyes.

“Please, Georgia.”

“I do like it when you say please like that,” she sighs, corners of her mouth ticking up into a smile. You grin and place a kiss onto the back of her hand.

“Please, please, please, please Georgia, my talented sexy girlfriend, will you please sit outside with me?”

“Fine,” she groans with a smile, letting you tug her up and gather the blanket in your arms. She opens the sliding glass door and gestures you through it, of course not letting you pass by her without smacking your ass.

She goes to the edge of the balcony, leaning against it and looking out down below to the street.

“It’s cold,” she groans.

You’ve already situated yourself in the somewhat uncomfortable chair, blanket spread out over you, a perfect view of the stars in front of you- the only thing missing is your girlfriend.

“That’s why I brought the blanket, duh.”

“Smart-ass,” she teases, and you smile and open up the blanket for her. “Sure you’re comfortable being so close to me? Sharing a blanket?”

“Shut up, Georgia.”

“Yes, ma’am,” she mumbles, mocking you under her breath, but when she finally puts her arms around you any bratty comeback in your head disappears.

Her arm is around your shoulders, your head is leaning against hers, your legs intertwined under the blanket.

“I love you,” you mumble, also letting out a yawn.

She turns her head towards you, that signature big smile taking up her entire face. She presses a kiss so softly to your hairline you think there’s no possible way she could show you she loves you more.

She lets her lips linger. That’s how you know she loves you. She’s always lingering around you- chasing after your hand when you let go, kissing you too hard and immediately going back in for more, hugging you for what could arguably be called too long- she never wants to let go of you.

“Love you too,” she finally replies. One of your arms finds it’s way around her neck, hand playing with the back of her hair, her humming softly in approval. “I wanna spend everyday like this.”

You laugh a little. “Me asleep on my feet, stressed the fuck out, annoying you about Australia in a random hotel in Melbourne?”

“I mean I wanna spend everyday with you. Doing something new everyday. Even if you annoy me about Australia.”

“Aw, mate, you’re so sweet,” you reply with a small smile. She seems to choose to ignore you, and you decide to be nice and drop the accent. “I want to do everything with you. Except, maybe somewhere with less giant flying bats. How about Paris?”

“Giant fucking bats,” she mumbles to herself, blowing out air. “Where the fuck are you getting that- y’know, nevermind. Yeah, let’s go to Paris.”

“Yay,” you mumble, yawning again as you close your eyes, the pretty stars shining behind your eyes.

“Baby,” Georgia starts after a second, very softly, caressing your face to keep you awake. “I’m not sleeping out here.”

You roll your eyes. “Fine,” you mumble, kicking your leg out. “We’d be fine though. But, if the big bad Aussie girl is scared of sleeping outside, that’s fine.”

“Okay,” she says, seemingly offended even as she helps you up, grabs the blanket and keeps you close to her. “I’m not scared, babe. I just want to sleep in an actual bed.”

“Sure,” you hum, throwing yourself onto the bed and feeling Georgia lovingly place the blanket over you before climbing in beside you.

She rests her head on your chest, and everything feels so good and so right you yawn one final time, eyes shutting in a way that you know they’re not opening again.

“Goodnight,” you whisper.

She kisses the bare skin of your chest, letting her lips linger.

“Goodnight, pretty girl.”

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[stitchtehzombie]

My esc 2023 opinions no one asked for

Way too many ballads

Switzerland having one of the worst ballads, being pretty insensitive

Käärijä on stage:👁👅👁💃🏋

Käärijä in the green room: 🧍‍♂️😐

Irelands literally going down in esc history as "the guy with the golden cameltoe" who was winy about not qualifying

CZECHIA BEING ABSOLUTE GIRLBOSSES although i wish it was entirely in czech cos i didnt really like the english parts

Austria girlbossing their tits off with a funny, original song that fucking SLAPS

Some of the most disappointing results in history. My stomach actually hurt after the final result because i did not expect the generic sweden ballad to actually win points with the audience when sexy finland man was RIGHT. THERE.

No i dont hate her. I hate the jury

And on top of that, even though I got the impression that Austria and Czechia were fan favourites, their scores were soooo low. Which saddens me because they really stood out between all the boring entries

"12 POINTS TO ISRAEL" 👁👄👁???

Im sideyeing anyone who voted israel

I genuinely do not remember anything from italy except for the trampoline and his glitter shirt

Sweden vaguely sounding like "the winner takes it all" by abba

Graham norton going 😐 when he was listening to his earpiece

The hosts utter confusion when the crowd was chanting "käärijä" and "cha cha cha" which they handled pretty awkwardly imo

EBU does not care what we think about the results. Any sort of publicity or engagement is still engagement.

Albania is so overlooked imo T-T i really liked that they were performing as a family and the song was pretty good! The vocals were impressive! And it wasnt an english ballad !

France is tall vampire mommy <3

the jury system is inherently rigged. This is not new. But this year it was just very apparent.

Netherlands was boring and no one was surprised

Australia casually eating sandwhiches during the jury results not expecting douze points from anyone and then having cameras on them while their faces were stuffed gave me life

Germany deserved better

[jordanraye47]

here is some more for @fraudulent-cheese (it’s an honor i am a huge fan)

Total drama characters as things i’ve done (i’m not putting the full title from last time cause most people found it out in my tags)

pt 1

Jasmine - ending up on the australian news because my english was so bad they thought i was saying happy new years in norwegian (i was asking them who they were bc i thought i was getting interrogated on the beach)

Bridgette - GETTING ON THE SHOW BONDI BEACH

Izzy - lying about my health to avoid going to the psych ward

Sadie and katie - refusing to stop screaming unless i they let me pair up with my best friend for a 20 minute task

Eva - being able to carry all my friends (i’m so proud)

Zee - coming home sweating because i thought i was getting chased by a murder (turns out i just had hyper-paranoia bc i was high)

Lindsay - bleaching my hair so fried it fell of when i tried straightening my curls

Tyler - jumping on the trampoline so much it broke after 1 month

Izzy - going to the ER at the first day of school (ever) cause i fell and a metal rod went through my hand

Courtney - getting a summer job at my dream university at 13 (i was an analyst in the department of astrophysics)

Duncan - having green hair (i’m ashamed)

Sammy - PEOPLE CALLING ME JESSICA FOR SOME REASON??? (THATS NOT EVEN CLOSE)

Gwen - having pronouns

Blainley - failing an english test cause i used “blainetific” as an adjective (derogatory)

Harold - having 5 last names (all of them being in three different languages) [to explain this better; i say my last name is for exsmple «Ødegaarden» in norway, but «Raye» in australia, and «Holen» in spain cause they all come from different parts of my family]

i’ll probably add more soon but rn i gotta go to my psychiatrist appointment 👍🔥

[x-heesy]

Swag a la Italy 🇮🇹

Hey

Mixer T, there

PK

I jump on Italian rap like a trampoline

Brother, I've been at it for a while, you scream

She gets wet when I rhyme

To do it better I found the algorithm

The flow weighs one kilo

Like the Migos necklaces

I'll smoke you in one hit

You're a Chilum in the park, I ride it with the widest filter

Then I enter precisely, bro, archery on the sample

When I hear you you're like the wind if I'm turning it around

No, I don't feel like a deaf man sleeping

Bro, I win gold, platinum and silver

With her in the hotel, bro, more stars than Hokuto

I go, straight cash like Coccoluto

Her pussy is Newton's apple

I smoke it whole bro in a minute (wooo!)

We are artists

We seem happy but then we're sad (hey)

We write records (ha!)

These rappers go home then diss us (wooo!)

I have the black box, you a package (ha ha!)

I'm a goal in the final with the heel

With you it's like boxing with the bag

When I hear your music it comes down to me

I don't care if it sounds good or if it sells

We are us and we don't change anything

We are us and we don't change anything

Emme!

I smoke from morning to night, bro

I'm having dinner with my girlfriend

Crazy panther kitten, bro

Guajira Guantanamera

I'm going up the stream

Brother, no, no, I don't have a dick, I have a propeller

His face white, hungry, anemic

Fievel landing in America

Sometimes, sometimes I inhale such a quantity that I pass out

I watch her ass go, they are so high that it seems like they are going up

You're on a pedal toilet

What a toilet, what a rate, with an ass that looks like a hexagon

Maybe it was better if you remained a bachelor

It's getting late, let's talk, I'm running bro!

I'll take a shot of ice cream, bro

Then I smile at you like a triceratops

Wanted flow machine gun, bro (hey)

Matrix change I'm regenerating it (hey, hey, hey, hey)

Die of envy, yes, you are triggered (seh)

Bad language, the beat is eviscerated

The feat is refined, the drink is mixed

What a fucking life, bro, I was a hermit! (em!)

At work, bro, I'm still a rapper

Even though I'm handsome, I'm an influencer

We are us and we don't change anything

We are us and we don't change anything

Ouch, ouch, tremble when you hear Lebon on the mic (Lebon on the mic)

Alright, 24/7, all night (all night)

When do you make wheat? Tomorrow (yep)

I'm Jimmy Iovine bro (yep)

Without the styles where do you go? Goodbye

God gave me the flow, he said 'go (go, go, go)

I do not know how

You don't know what

You know it well

That you are not what

You can make foam

You're a soda girl

A slap on the head when you're posing (pshh)

Music is a drug (hey)

And I always have the best one

Moment, moment, moment

I rock anyway and the microphone is off

I sing and you can't hear the accent

And you don't hear the jungle until I turn it on

Well done, take the bulldozers against the blacks and the Vatussi

I swear I can't do it like you do (yeah)

I should sell envelopes at Russian weddings

And be in the red like the Tunes (wooo!)

Life as an artist is sad, especially if you live in Italy

How to get a flat earther pregnant and raise her kids in Australia

It's like a prison, they condemned you

You want an hour of air, but conditioned

Out of the box forever @ombrabrontok 🇮🇹 @kattywompuss @bigbonzo @cumpletelyhappythesecond 🤪😜

We are us, we don't change anything (Ah!)

Esagono (Hexagon) (feat. Salmo) by Gemitaiz, MadMan,

[kyra45]

Where do you live that they call it a Tornado?

My part of Australia refuses to use the words Tornado or Hurricane

I live in a very sport obsessed city & during a ‘high winds storm’ in the mid 2000’s parents wouldn’t drive there kids to in door sports for fear of being carried away by the winds

I live in the states, and in the area where Tornadoes have several anxiety and sleepless night seasons and Hurricanes have to make some effort to reach the mountaintop but aren’t too common usually.

Sometimes our state bird is a trampoline if it’s windy enough.

I’m sure a lot of my followers have had their fair share of tornadoes in the states if they live in the states too~

[barbwritesstuff]

There's another word to torture Barb with?? Yay. Hey Barb, did you know that in the fluid lands of Australia, kangaroos use fluid to bounce on fluid trampolines while sipping fluid smoothies? Oh naur, that's some fluid logic!

I will find you, anon.

[smithlee1221]

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[aressida]

Australia - Melbourne Weather: Winds hitting 141km/h in my area. - Aressida. 2.9.24.

Life in Victoria has been intense with the recent weather. Yesterday, we faced winds hitting 141km/h in my area, typical of spring, but still harsh. The damaging winds were mostly in the higher areas, but everyone felt it. Victorians were told to stay home as the storm worsened, and by 5pm on Monday, at least 58 flights had been canceled. The SES was swamped with nearly 3800 calls for help, mainly about building damage. Frankston, Morwell, Warragul, Emerald, and Moe were some of the hardest-hit places. Sadly, a woman lost her life when a tree fell, and over 100,000 homes are still without power, with some possibly in the dark for up to 72 hours.

It was a wild and noisy night in Melbourne. The wind was relentless, shaking the house and making it hard to sleep. I could hear the trees almost screaming in the wind. A big branch snapped off and blocked the road and broken fences, so neighbors had to go through the park on the grass and go around it. Our trampoline did not do well either, it flipped over and got stuck on the cubby house, wrecking the peas garden in the process. That’s on the list to fix tomorrow.

Australia's known for extreme weather. We are all just trying to get through it.

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Here are some people passing around and share their story and articles:

-> https://www.news.com.au/technology/environment/evacuate-now-parts-of-tasmania-issued-evacuation-warnings-as-watch-and-act-warning-in-place-for-victoria/news-story/73b727a6faa7fdb64e324c68ac6755d9

(Toora South Gippsland Victoria.)

[this-daydream-is-dangerous-13]

How do you interpret Wildest Dreams and Curel Summer

So to answer this, I need to establish a bit more of a timeline. We know the official Haylor one - stuff starts in April, model incident in Australia caused estrangement, stuff starts up again in fall. But that doesn’t line up with Harry’s tattoo timing and the May 20th stuff (see that post for more details). Time to look at late April/early May.

After the incident while in Australia/NZ, Harry gets back to England April 23/24, 2012. He is photographed in Holmes Chapel all week. But on May 1st, he’s at Heathrow. He flies to LAX, where he is met by…a security escort?

Then he completely vanishes. Nothing until night of May 5 or May 6 in England. A certain blonde is also not spotted during this time.

So everything I say here is based on that timeline and speculation based on lyrics. For Taylor, that’s Wildest Dreams, the IKYWT music video (filmed while H and T were dating in Nov 2012), and Run from the Red TV vault. For Harry, the clearest indication would be his recollections from the 1st verse of Keep Driving, and maybe a bit of Little Freak.

So during this period of time, there’s:

- a return to her door (a midnight pickup?). The secret message for The Last Time was “on your break in LA”.

-some sort of road trip (to the desert) together as per Run, Wildest Dreams, and Keep Driving, and the IKYWT video.

- a possible introduction to Ed at her house where the tennis court is no longer covered in a tent-like thing and now has a trampoline on it.

Wildest Dreams and Run cover the same trip - running and hiding to get time alone together. And I bet it’s to some desert location like the music video. And it’s like Treacherous the road trip - she’s hesitant because she is scared it won’t last (this thing was a shot in the dark) but she tries anyway.

He goes back to England and then the band heads to Sweden in mid-May to songwrite for TMH, but it seems like they are in near constant contact until he heads back to the US on May 20th.

Then, they are in and around NYC, and they spend a bunch of time in LA in June. Lots of opportunities for meet ups in hotels, bars, and—in LA—late night pick ups and sneaking through “garden gates”.

Here’s the Ferrari he has in LA by mid June (this cowboy got a fancy car AND the girl):

Here’s a key to Cruel Summer - the “garden gate” reference is a lyrical parallel throughout their songs. Betty and James go to the garden; they run in the garden is Sweet Creature; rose garden filled with thorns in Blank Space; he sits in the garden in Grapejuice. I bet she found it funny at first since what North Americans would call a yard is a garden in the UK.

Anyway - all the sneaking around, no rules in breakable heaven, being scared to declare her love, angelic girl and bad boy with the “devil-may-care” attitude, the growing resentment at keeping everything secret - those months of sneaking around in May/June/maybe early July.

[sightkeeper]

First time every actually watching Eurovision! I took notes because I did not trust my memory of who was who:

Austria - Edgar Allen Poe (funny) Portugal - Gossamer dress good energy

Switzerland - soldier ballad (meh)

Poland - Solo Tropical Brittany (catchy)

Serbia - SciFi theme bland music 

France - pretty lady on a pretty horse, song forgettable

Cyprus - Pretty boy singing another generic ballad

Spain - They definitely had a vision

Sweden - I LIKE THE CLAWS, (isn’t this an older song?)

Albania - I like lead’s costume, forgot the song as soon as it started

Italy - Really like his voice, supposed to be inspirational? (why trampoline extras)

Estonia - ghost piano, Elsa??, super pretty voice

Finland - ALRIGHT BRINGING IT BACK, HUMAN CENTIPEDE??, CRYING WTF I LOVE IT

Czechia - I feel the lead wasn’t super strong, visuals were fun though, ponytail horror

Australia - synthwave car, visuals are way more intense than the song, SAVED IT WITH METAL

Belgium - WORK IT YAS, very fun and cool visuals, the fuck are those pants, top next to finland

Armenia - thank goodness is had a pace pickup, but not enough to save it, cool costume though

Moldova - Eye of sauron mf, great energy, FLUTIST DRAGON

Ukraine - terminator matrix, man work those screens, just a good song

Norway - haunting start, VOICE SO GOOD, rave witch queen I love her, WOW HIGH

Germany - just thank you Germany, costumes and vocals so fucking killer

Lithuania - pretty song and visuals, kinda forgettable though

Israel - Go unicorns! I guess, solid song, don’t know why it cracked me up

Slovania - good song, 70s heartthrob

Croatia - THAT SURE WAS SOMETHING, UNFORGETTABLE 

UK - this song had no chance after the last one

And watching the results, SWEDEN HOW, but at least I liked Sweden even if it’s a lukewarm yay, we all know the real winner was Finland, and I am a Norway stan it’s official