#tree eater

[carnis-insanis]

the one thing trees are good for (according to spruce)

[radioactive-yuri]

really, we all should have seen the mgsv ending plot twist coming. after all, through the entire game, v never once eats a tree frog.

[wolfgang1097]

Is it just me or does Black Spy have a hearty appetite?

Here is a compilation of Black Spy basically having a healthy appetite (usually to the point of fault):

And this last one, of course, is probably the most disturbing food related prank/trap, which I had exposed in a previous post:

We all knew exactly where this was gonna go...

Anyhow, this makes me wonder why Black has quite a bit of a healthy appetite. I mean, we all know he has fallen for food related pranks on multiple occasions, especially in a few of the strips from one of the paperbacks (specifically "The MAD Fifth Reports of Spy vs. Spy," which was later reprinted for the first portion of "Spy vs. Spy Casebook of Craziness," except for the "Spy jr vs. Spy jr" strip from right at the beginning of that same paperback book). Apparently, some say that Black may not be getting paid enough (considering that it has been shown that his boss has put him through hell on at least a few occasions; *cough*Doggie Bagged*cough*). A few might say that the dude probably just likes food, plain and simple. Both of those assumptions could be possible, especially the first one. Either way, this makes me think that there might be a possibility Black Spy could probably be a potential candidate for the Big Eater trope (at least during Prohias's era, of course), to the point of fault that is. I wouldn't really be surprised as the images I provided basically say it all, or at least most of it.

Bonus:

(Taken from "Danger! Intrigue! Stupidity!" which is, of course, a reprint of "The All New Secret Files of Spy vs. Spy.")

The images of the Electric Spaghetti were screenshots taken from MADtv. That short was originally a one panel opening gag a little over three decades prior during the strips' early years.

I do not claim ownership of any content. Spy vs. Spy belongs to the defunct MAD magazine and Antonio Prohias.

[thevelvetwhispers]

bestie was so real for this. 🤭

[rjhpandapaws]

Reblog for a larger sample size please

[outofmime]

hashtag clean girl aesthetic

[the-gayest-tree-you-ever-did-see]

very funny to me that every time cyrus is thinking about alizeh and hes like "the things i want to do would TERRIFY her!" and then its oral sex. every time without fail it is eating her out. theres a joke here about his past and future but im too polite to make it

[lullabysbride]

I'm sorry for the massive influx of asks I have sent over the course of this day, I just really like the soul eater au...

But I'll roll 2 asks into one here

Will we ever see Lord "emo millennial tree" Death 🥺👉👈

And may I write up a bio/maybe draw (I'm bad at art) my st.pastry order related OC in the au? I understand if the answer is no.

(Sorry for the edit tumblr hates me)

Hi hi! Please no need apologize for sending asks, I promise I don’t mind, I actually look forward to seeing and answering them, they help me guide my drawings too when I don’t know what to do lol! It makes me so happy you’ve gotten such an interest in my AU, thank you so much! I promise to get to ur other asks soon I just have to make visuals to go with them so it may take a few days.

And ABSOLUTELY!! I’d love to read/see your oc in relation to my AU, my AU is open to the world so feel free to. Just tag me so I can see it! And if you make a drawing I’d love to draw them too if you allow. This goes for everyone too btw, if you have an oc or a cookie you want in my AU please just let me know!

As for Lord Death Tree… welllll.. I’d like to keep him a bit of a mystery for right now 😈.. but he’s there.. and we’ll see him in all his glory one day, but for now. He enjoys his time away in the background, observing his son and the citizens under Death City..

[ezkel]

Bellatrix Black's descent into madness

warnings: bad parenting, blaming a child for the parents mistake, some abuse i mean its the Blacks, implied violence/murder, gaslighting, manipulating, etc

Bellatrix was born while her father was still in Hogwarts, born to an unmarried woman in a society where her birth was shameful. She was raised by nannies that gossiped about her parents within earshot. Bellatrix was born and raised a shame to her family. Her parents married as soon as her father graduated, but the damage was done. They blamed her for the scandal and told her that she must work hard to fix what she had done; she was four years old. By the time she left for Hogwarts, Bellatrix Black already had the future of their entire family on her shoulders. No room for any mistakes; Bellatrix had to be the face of their line of the Black family. 

Some say pressure is a privilege to help you succeed; Bellatrix hates the idea. All she’s ever wanted was to be free of the pressure, to be allowed the space to be herself. She hates the man she’s arranged herself to marry; she hates primping herself to fit the beauty standards; she hates acting dignified when all she wants to do is hurt everyone who dares to challenge her or her family. 

Bellatrix feels nothing but betrayal when her sister Andromeda marries the muggleborn Ted Tonks. Andromeda knew the pressure Bellatrix had on her. She knew what the arranged marriage Bellatrix had curated meant for their family. And yet she runs off with some muggleborn, hurting their image even more. Bellatrix cannot forgive her.

When a man appears claiming that he’ll bring honour to the pureblood families, Bellatrix is immediately on board. She needs the honour; she needs nobody to ever speak badly of her or her family ever again. The man calls himself the Dark Lord, Voldemort. Bellatrix swears herself to his service, prepared to do anything to bring herself and her family honour.

The Dark Lord keeps sending her on missions to kill or hurt muggleborns, muggles, or half-bloods; she’s spending less and less time with her family. She can’t remember the last time she visited Narcissa in Hogsmeade. Every time Bellatrix returns from a mission, she feels as if she didn’t do well enough; she has never apologised as she does to him. As time goes by, she wants nothing more than to please him. The problems of her family's image become less pressing; the dark lord says that by helping him, she's helping her family. He says that without him and his mission, her family will crumble and that if she doesn’t do as he says, there will be nothing left for her. She listens; he's right; without him, she and her family are nothing. He tells her that everything she's done for her family is promising and that if she can continue to do that for him, then nobody will ever speak badly of the Blacks again.

As time passes, she follows his instructions without hesitation. Without any distractions. Without even thinking of her family and their image anymore.

She can’t even remember what life was before the dark lord. 

[icewindandboringhorror]

I'm so heavily anti-advertising that all pitches sound goofy silly to me/I can never take them seriously, so I have no idea how I'll manage to to advertise my game even if I do finally finish it soon-ish lol...

[sombrasblancas]

Two colorful European bee-eaters in an oak tree to bring a pop of light to this darker part of the year 

[skerplesc]

watching soul eater and i felt inspired

[wizardnuke]

does anyone know if we have to roll that rock up the hill again tomorrow

[cervidaecorpse]

Holy Darkness

[i-ate-all-of-my-toes]

You like trees

(Do you want me to drop info)

GAH THIS IS SO COOL

YESYESYESYESYESYES!!!

[lullabysbride]

Sorry for the Repost! Tumblr clearly does not enjoy talking about trees or ocs because my last post with this got restricted but I think it was because of my drawing? So hopefully this won't get labeled and more people can see it. This is answer to a question from Anon! 🤍

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Soul Eater AU 🍰🍴

Hi hi! Please no need apologize for sending asks, I promise I don’t mind, I actually look forward to seeing and answering them, they help me guide my drawings too when I don’t know what to do lol! It makes me so happy you’ve gotten such an interest in my AU, thank you so much! I promise to get to ur other asks soon I just have to make visuals to go with them so it may take a few days.

And ABSOLUTELY!! I’d love to read/see your oc in relation to my AU, my AU is open to the world so feel free to. Just tag me so I can see it! And if you make a drawing I’d love to draw them too if you allow. This goes for everyone too btw, if you have an oc or a cookie you want in my AU please just let me know!

As for Lord Death Tree… welllll.. I’d like to keep him a bit of a mystery for right now 😈.. but he’s there.. and we’ll see him in all his glory one day, but for now. He enjoys his time away in the background, observing his son and the citizens under Death City..