#tree reports

[tdtreesdoune]

TD Tree & Land Services Ltd

TD Tree & Land Services Ltd provides comprehensive tree surgery and land management services across Edinburgh, Central Scotland, and Northern England. Our arborist services encompass all aspects of tree care, including pruning, felling, firewood, crane dismantling, veteran tree management, site clearance, storm damage, stump removal, tree surveying, tree consultancy, tree reports, tree surveys, bat and ecological surveys, forestry and woodland management. We also offer arboricultural and ecological consultancy services for planning applications. As an Arboricultural Association Approved Contractor, we ensure top-quality service and adherence to industry standards, serving commercial and domestic clients. Notable clients include various councils and major construction firms.

Website: https://www.tdtrees.co.uk/tree-surgeon-stirling/

Address: Estate Office, Home Farm, Moray Estate, Doune, Perthshire, FK15 0AR

Phone number: 01786 821750

Business Hours: Mon - Fri : 07:00 am – 05:30 pm Sat : 07:00 am – 12:00 pm Sun : Closed

Contact Email: info@tdtrees.co.uk

[luketreeworks]

How to find a professional who can help with tree assessments?

[bluerosefox]

Fenton Ethics and Test Tube Babies

In order to get the funding they need for their Ghost stuff, Jack and Maddie Fenton had to do some... rather illegal things when they left college.

One of them was testing alien DNA and seeing if it was compatible with human DNA.

However getting their hands on Superman's DNA or any of the main Leaguers would be far to hard for two up coming scientists and would run the risk of them being caught. Instead they set their sights on some of the younger aliens.

Such as Starfire, or rather Koriand'r.

They manage to get their hands on her DNA, and also her boyfriend (Nightwing) at the time and began to test it. They felt unsure with what they're doing but they needed the funding and in order to make themself feel better with what they're doing they decided if they were test her DNA with someone she was seeing it would be... better for their own conscience (it doesn't make what they're doing okay but they think so)

Eventually they succeeded in the testing! A baby can be made between a human and a alien.

HOWEVER because we know how the Fenton's get, they kind of go ahead of what they were only meant to do, which was just to TEST the compatibility of the DNA. Basically the paper's before the test phase.

With them getting tunnel vision on this project... They create said baby.

Then before they could show off that creating a new baby via test tubes actually works, they were told that the paperwork they were working on were going to be given to a new team, thank you for your work, here is the money for your ghost stuff, and have a good day.

The people who hired them then just leave.... Without knowing about the newly made baby.

Jack and Maddie name the baby Jasmine.

A few years later when little Jazz asks for a sibling... Well they bring out the old test tubes and papers.

And even though Starfire is no longer dating Nightwing, her new partner Red Hood would make a wonderful male donor for their future kid.

[cleverreports]

We report: here in the undergrowth, the ground is mottled with sun spots, and the sky only appears where the trees are willing to part. We look up only every now and then as we try to watch our step between brambles and stinging nettles, but the cirrus do not appear to move much.

[temeyes]

just 'gumi carrying his babes + gojo (pose ref!)

[baejax-the-great]

I was in the garden today, when I pulled a daisy

And I thought, huh, its roots look weird. Let's zoom in.

Those pinkish things sure don't look like daisy roots, and indeed they are not! Those are baby orobanche, a parasitic plant lacking entirely in chlorophyll which has attached itself to the daisy's roots and was sucking out its nutrients. Here are some more:

The one on the left is what they look like when they just pop out of the ground-- kind of like pinkish asparagus. The one on the right is a true baby, glove for scale, that looks almost like a grub. 🍤

And here is the largest one I found

Chonker. Unsurprisingly, the large daisy it was next to was very dead, presumably choked out by Ms. Can't Be Bothered to Make Her Own Chlorophyll.

There are many varieties of orobanche, most of them specializing on specific plants. This one is Orobanche Minor, native to the area (Europe), and prefers pea plants and daisies, but a parasite will take an opportunity when it sees one, you know? Personally, I have a bunch of fruit trees, so while this fun plant might be native, it will be getting removed from my yard along with any tasty daisies that might lure more in.

[damn-student-news]

BREAKING: Local reporter went to sleep and accidentally left treehater on read, prompting the funniest series of anons ever put to tumblr.

[xannerz]

au where dk street urchin hector grows to become a ztiri disciple

little wicked boy, come out and take my hand / i come from where you come from, i’ve seen what you’ve seen / come lay under my wing, fade into the night / i love you / i can save you if you believe

[st1nkfinger]

[bugwolfsstuff]

Luke being an implied monster fucker will never not be funny to me

[melonymint753]

so Chinese has a lot of words to differentiate relatives, whether they're on your mother's or father's side, their relative age to the connecting parent, etc etc

Amusingly, Hera addresses herself as 姨婆 (maternal grandmother's sister) instead of some variant of 婶婶 (paternal (younger) uncle's wife)

The Goddess of Marriage, Queen of Olympus, does not acknowledge her husband lmao

[20lerde30]

Campus sessions

{Çınar}

[cleverreports]

We report: we can hear the moody calls of a tawny owl out here. We are trying to find it among bare branches while the dusk light remains, but the mistletoe shrubs in the poplars trick our eyes. In the end, the day fades away completely, and the owl flies deep into the woods.

[unnonexistence]

everything happens so much

[whoisthatmovinginthedark]

After finding a few substantial discounts for the fabrics, I decided to take on the project of making Li Lun’s robes. I’m still waiting for the other two fabrics to arrive, but the first ones are here, and the black one is especially nice. Time to start planning the undermost layer.

[damn-student-news]

Hey I know you're like having your entire existence being threatened or whatever but can you tell ripoff hawkmoth to go check their inbox please and thank you

-treehaterhater

BREAKING: Never took you for the clingy type.

Anyway, @treehaterofficial. Your partner (?) is calling.