#trilingual flex

[hualianqx]

pov: I could only find it in Spanish but jokes on you I speak a decent enough amount of Spanish to understand it

i think so much about the wan chapter where chuuya runs into dazai and they end up just sitting together and playing a switch racing game and chuuya knows dazai cheated and challenges him to a rematch. dazai says how hard it is to get together as grown-ups, implying that they do, in fact, hang out and do normal shit together. the pure best friend vibes it emanates. like just admit you wanted an excuse to play video games together, guys.

[coolwyous]

oh, you thought i forgot about hockey!daddy dani? 🤭🤭🤭 the dittoverse daddies universe expands!

daniela was the one who the team was most in disbelief about being a good parent, and for GOOD reason. megan was always going to be a decent parent and lara was made for this whole parenting shit, but retired frat boy daniela seemed like a less than ideal candidate to raise a child. the team loves dani through all her flaws but as soon as she posted the "welcome to the world baby avanzini!" everyone was losing their shit. dani's kid is the youngest in the group but not by much!

esmeralda had a ton of health issues as a baby, but reader never doubted that dani would be ready to step up, which she absolutely did. dani spent every waking moment at the hospital, arguing w doctors to make sure they were doing everything they were supposed to, sleeping nightly next to the hospital bed, making sure your guys' baby never needed anything. megan and lara would switch off bringing you guys food but never once did daniela complain about a single thing. as soon as she became a parent it truly took over her— everything in her life revolves around protecting your guys' daughter.

dani & reader got divorced shortly after esme's second bday, so currently dani has 50/50 shared custody of her precious little baby girl. she is def not beating the annoying fuckass bd allegations bc even though you and dani haven't been together for like almost 4 years she always talks about wanting u back, complimenting you during custody swaps, if you ask for pics of esme on your off week you can 100% bet dani will include herself in every single photo. annoying ass 🙄

esme gets WHATEVER she wants at daddy's house, literally has never been told no in her whole life by that woman!! esme likes hello kitty? dani is buying her a hello kitty stuffie bigger than herself. esme points once to a bluey shirt? dani is buying her 3 sets of bluey snow jackets and gets a matching sled so they can go sled in the backyard. esme waddles into the living room asking dani to stay up late watching movies ("i know it's my bedtime but can we please stay up and watch a movie together?") dani immediately drops everything she's doing to curl up on the couch with her baby girl. dani doesn't look at it as spoiling her, i think she truly looks at it as wanting to make sure her daughter feels seen and taken care of every waking moment!! like she's never going to get these baby years back so she's gonna make the most of them

(luckily, esme is the sweetest, most laid back kid ever— so well-behaved and inquisitive, such a rule follower and insanely nervous around most other kids tbh. daniela is literally her best friend and dani would probably say the same they are so obsessed w each other it's sickening! esme cries every time you and dani have to swap which you try not to take personally but then dani is saying some fuck shit about wanting her family back together and u need to leave asap before she keeps running her mouth...)

dani would TRULY move mountains for her little angel. esme got hearing aids shortly after turning 2 and dani forced megan and lara's famlilies to come take sign language classes with her just to make sure if esme needed anything, the whole village would be ready to help her. she never uses it as a flex either, it's 100% something she did dotingly to make her daughter's life easier, esme loves switching to sign language w her when her ears get fatigued and dani is SO cute and expressive, her exaggerated faces as esme tells her about her day in sign, the two of them in a world of their own. esme also speaks spanish and dani loves to flex that her daughter is trilingual!

dani treats esme like a tiny adult and this has made esme super mature for her age! no baby talk here no sir. but the flip side is that dani does not believe in kids meals, will literally order herself two steak dinners, one for her one for her daughter, bone app the teeth <3 only the BEST for her tiny princess truly has spoiled that child since day 1 lmao

keeps a giant framed picture of esme on her desk in the coach's office at the university <3 AND reader's dad is still coaching, lowkey gets kinda awkward some days like imagine working w ur ex-father-in-law yikes...... the team gets scared bc dani is now the head coach and her + coach y/ln will butt heads like CRAZY some days and take it out on the team w some insane drills, but on the days that dani brings esme to work they're both cordial as possible bc they don't want esme to see them bickering <3 the hockey girls all fawn over esme and coach y/ln is like "that little girl is the only good thing that came out of you getting involved with my daughter, i warned her from the start" and dani just rolls her eyes and bites her tongue!

dani never wanted esme to get into hockey, she was similar to lara in that sense of wanting her kids to just explore whatever they loved, but it was megan who insisted on teaching esme how to skate and as soon as esme picked up a stick, she kept begging to go back to auntie megan's house and keep playing hockey in the backyard! once megan started coaching the kid's league, she offered to train esme and dani PANICKED bc this was the first time she ever felt like she'd have to say no to her baby girl..... esme is so tiny and delicate, has always been smaller than other kids her age, wears glasses and has these sparkly purple hearing aids like that tiny girl is literally daniela's whole world...... the idea of her on the ice w these bigger kids would make dani absolutely sick to her stomach

dani calls you later that night to explain her panic, and you don't want to entertain your ex-wife any longer than you must but you appreciate how thoughtful she is about looping you in w your daughter.... you have to remind her that "sheltering esme isn't going to do her any favors, and if esme is anything like either of us then she's just gonna find a way to sneak around if she wants it bad enough" and you hear dani laugh on the other side of the phone. you both take a second, smiling, reminiscing about how you met.... and then you hear your precious daughter's voice on the other end "is that mami? did she say i can play?" and your heart bursts in your chest..... dani lets out a quiet sigh, "of course we're gonna let you play, mi amor, papi just needed a reminder from mami of how determined you are, you'll be amazing. say goodnight to mami," and lets esme blow you a kiss through the phone..... you're annoyed but dani's voice is so familiar, "good night, mami," she teases you and you can already tell she's got that damn smirk.... "good night, daniela," you roll your eyes and hang up.

dani gets lowkey emotional sometimes that her daughter isn't going to grow up w all her grandparents since dani still isn't in contact w her parents, but she does a good job of hiding it. megan and lara can sense it though, and that's why even when it's not dani's custody week they're constantly inviting her to hang out w their families, to give her that sense of found family and remind her that she's loved <333

even though dani is an AMAZING influence on her own daughter, the moment someone else's kids come into the picture she is back to her old hellion ways. taught megan's kids how to shotgun coca cola cans and now they race to see who can do it faster (josie always wins and max throws up each time,) taught yunjin & chaewon's boys a bunch of swear words in spanish so they can cuss without getting in trouble, is constantly feeding lara's twins things they're not supposed to be eating and then dropping them off at dance practice all amped up on sugar singing profane music much to lara's horror <3 auntie dani is adored by all the hockey babies but the parents still complain in the gc about what a horrible influence she is <333 nobody understands how she ended up with the sweetest, most well-behaved kid out of the group!

[aaronofithaca05]

Because I'm seeing a trend here and wanna find out..

Can you hold an easy conversation?

The distiction between Spanish and another is to know how many speak it!

Tag time: @jarondont, @perroulisses, @iroissleepdeprived, @dootznbootz, @nyx-of-darkness-1620, @simugeuge, @ironspdr6700, @incorrecthomer, @incorrectatlas , @orchestrated-haunting, @the-decapod, @random-krab, @nikoisme

[noctiva]

Random thing, if I whisper three different languages in your ear would you be ok with that? 🥺

(Totally not just flexing the trilingual in me and wanting to expose people to a language people don’t usually know about or, apparently some people don’t even know what the country is. Idk I’m being weird)

- 🏰 (is this taken?)

it would turn me on 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️ SKDHDKSL IM KIDDING

yeah fuck it I love learning languages I speak a little french meself and have tried to learn many others!

[tunesalad]

XG - GALZ XYPHER

I loved Cocona's flow and Maya's cadence + speed a lot, but I'm biased towards that Saoko beat and I probably vibe the most with what Jurin did. Million Cash from Maya is also a heavy hitter. Anyway, trilingual rap is always gonna be a flex.

[itshimbitch]

I wanna be trilingual so bad, it’d be such a flex. I already speak English and Spanish, so why not add French to the mix lol

random poll. i assembled these options from a wikipedia list of languages with the most speakers

[maaarine]

le flex trilingue que sort cet historien flamand en parlant du film Napoléon, ça donne envie de se donner du mal pour savoir faire pareil

"j'ai violé l'histoire, mais on a fait de beaux enfants"

[maraschinomerry]

I'm not usually a petty person, but our next door neighbour who we were good friends with sent a really passive aggressive complaint about the noise of our rather quiet chickens so I think this is the perfect time to badly relearn how to sing higher by practising the same song over again

[applesandbannas747]

Thank you @scorp-yo for the tag!! <33

Name: Jacqueline, Jack

Zodiac Sign: libra

Height: 5'7

Languages Spoken: English

Favorite Fruit: apples! strawberries are close behind tho

Favorite Scent: mahogany coconut, apple blossom, and my dad's cologne

Favorite Color: pink, purple, and yellow

Favorite Animals: cats, golden retrievers, dwarf hamsters, and sugar gliders (yes, i'm biased)

Coffee/Tea/Hot Chocolate: hot chocolatey milk and hot chocolatey milk only

Favorite Sweets: I love fruity things. sour gummies might be my fav though

Dream Trips: I'd love to go to carmel-by-the-sea with my family again like when I was little tbh

Favorite Fictional Characters: oh no i cannot choose. Kaladin, Adolin, Dalinar from Stormlight and Eugene, Nick, Seiji, Jesse from Fence are probably the ones to cite? but also Deryn Sharp (genderfluid king) and Septimus Heap and O Beetle Beetle and Artemis Fowl and Holly Short and oh man I'm gonna stop there but honestly there's so many more

When Was This Blog Created: 2012

Last Movie I Saw: bitch. you think i have the attention span for movies? nah. i have no clue what the last one i saw was

Song on Repeat: Nightmare by Halsey (brain decided to associate it with Jesse lmfao)

Favorite Holiday: probably Halloween--I like dressing up

tagging @im-your-rival @internetbanality and @derping-my-way

[asselinssatan]

"drawing" on my phone with a graphic tablet was a mistake

this looks like someone tries to communicate

[monzterzack]

sky flexing his trilingual skills with luke

[mimi-911]

tagged by @softbutchesbian 💖💖

1. Are you named after anyone? uh. technically my dad,,,, technically

2. When was the last time you cried? 3 days or smth ago, when lance reddick passed and me and my friends all paid tribute to him in game

3. Do you have kids? fuck no

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot? ... yeah

5. What’s the first thing you notice about people? height, then Vibes™️

6. What’s your eye color? blue

7. Scary movies or happy endings? i do love when things have happy endings, but horror is great

8. Any special talents? literally my only flex is that i'm trilingual. its all i got 😭

9. Where were you born? uk

10. What are your hobbies? video games, art, gardening (my begonias have come back 🥹)

11. Have you any pets? one kitty <3

12. What sports do you play/have you played? currently play netball, previously it was netball, basketball, soccer and horse-riding.

13. How tall are you? 5'10 or smth, idfk

14. Favorite subject in school? math,,,, im sorry if that makes me Problematique

15. Dream job? literally would be fine with never working a day more in my life. but like. concept art i suppose

honestly i cant think of 15 mutuals, so im tagging the homies ive interacted with recently 💖: @jateshi, @kingsshade, @wickedsnack, @2014federalbudget, @ramblinganthropologist

[claireunoia]

i know this is a low blow but i feel the need to flex that i also am trilingual :)

ur so cool no like seriously, everyone that’s trilingual ur so cool

[cringeduo]

Some more OriginSMP! Headcanons!

As always remember this is just the characters and has no relation to the real people!

O! Jack

Uses lava as a substitute for water, for example because he can't bathe in water or drink water, he instead bathes in and instead drinks lava!

Very hot-headed... get it cuz he's a fire boy haha

Colourblind, all colours have a red-orange tint to them. His glasses help to fix it a little bit.

Will eat literally anything, he has no food preference.

Owns so many hoodies. He has a whole closet for just hoodies. Why does he have so many. They're all just striped black and another colour.

Wears gloves because his hands are always either slightly on fire or extremely hot and he doesn't wanna hurt people by accident

O! Ranboo

As much as he is a spoiled princely-type, he's also deep into an emo phase. These things combined means he dresses like a dark king and gatekeeps Emocore like his life depends on it.

Makes all the enderman sounds at uncontrollable intervals, for example he makes a purring sound when he's happy or content, and a screeching hiss when hurt.

He's not very good at socialising with others at all and can come off as rude and insulting even when he's not trying to be.

Because he's so bad at socialising he owns an array of different books, one of which being his "polite words for peasants" book. He owns a few in the same nature, such as books on how to greet others properly, icebreakers, etc.

He's trilingual and can speak English, Ender and enchantment table. And he does flex this a wild amount

He really wants to make friends despite acting like he doesn't, and so he tends to follow around others as well as copy their movements, answer questions asked by or towards them, and watches them from afar. He's definitely the type to gatekeep his friends from anyone he deems a bad person.

Good at aiming his teleports but isnt perfect at it and is very bitter that nobody can teach him how to improve

Likes to steal things such as shiny trinkets and such because he assumes they're worth a lot.

Once tried to eat a handful of sugar to copy Sneegsnag. Now one of the things he's careful about copying is what people eat. He hated it.

He grows very attached to animals because there's no being awkward around them and he finds them easier to connect with

He's very picky about textures, colours, materials, aesthetics, etc. Everything needs to be perfect or he'll give up with it

O! Wilbur

His life goal is to collect every book on the server that gets made.

He's very into old antiques because hes existed as a phantom for thousands of years, making him the oldest person there. Because his outward appearance is that of a 20-ish year old, people don't tend to pick up on his real age

He loves cozy sweaters and owns about as many sweaters as jack does hoodies.

He was an avian in his life and he always wanted to fly, because of this he now wants to see Tommy fly and become an elytrian, that's why he pushes him to train and learn.

He really dislikes the stereotypes that ghouls and ghosts are all mean, evil spirits. He doesn't confirm or deny if he is, but he doesn't like the assumption.

He loves pranking the others using his invisibility powers

He likes to paint his nails different colours. Nobody knows how it works considering he's a phantom, but it does

He picks flowers and leaves them for others sometimes

[caw4brandon]

Once you get this you have to say five things you like about yourself, publicly, and send it to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable). SPREAD POSITIVITY! ♡

Hey! Thank you @oneirataxia-girl for always including me in these challenges. These are fun to do but please know that I'm keeping a few things hushed so, it may kind of repeat itself.

I like that I'm good in English. Guess that's a flex! My siblings wished they could write like me but really, it's a matter of practice. Reject short forms and internet slang. Example "lol or lmao or fetch" Write it like as if it's a proper essay. It can do wonders!

Despite my disagreements with some of the views, I'm glad that I have a Christian background. There is a very popular video called [Why I Love Jesus but Hate Religon] and I still use that as a base for how you separate the practice from the relationship. To be clear, I'm not preachy. I won't force my faith onto you not now or ever. I always say, let my acts speak for themselves.

I kind of regret it now for being only fair at it, but I'm glad that I'm a natural Trilingual and still learning. If you didn't know, I can speak three languages. English, Chinese and Bahasa Melayu. Bonus, I can speak Cantonese.

I'm glad that I'm a neat freak. I like cleaning things and clearing things up but it comes with a drawback. I become a housemaid. haha...

I'm happy to have been here on Tumblr! Seriously, I'm glad that I took the dive to do something that allows me to tap into my writing skills as a side gig. I'm not JKR or RL Stine but I'm...ok. You folks love my writing so, really...Thank you!

Now for the tags: @official-weasley @madelineorionswan @amerrymystery @audreyafterhours @lisindrw

Apologies if it's only five people because I just received another tag and will do another and tag five other people.

- Caw4B -

[onlinebrainrott]

damn tommy u could have just said u were trilingual, no need to flex 😩✌️✨