#true terry and amanda stories

[cryoverkiltmilk]

So we're hanging out, having a good time, about to have hot cocoa, I'm gathering ingredients; and I have one enthusiastic outburst of "Oh yeah! Time to get milked!" as I retrieve the half gallon jug, and suddenly I'm the one who needs to 'stop saying words'.

[femmefatalevibe]

Femme Fatale Booklist:

Books to become your dream girl. This list is curated to unleash the empowered woman inside, tap into your dark feminine energy, and help you succeed in every area of life. Sections are listed below:

Self-Development/Mindset 

Seductive Psychology 

Femme Fatale/Dark Feminine/Feminist Reads 

Business/Finance/Entrepreneurship 

Productivity

Mental Health 

Physical Health 

Fashion & Beauty

Get educated. Expand your mind. Enjoy xx

Self-Development/Mindset:

Mindset: The New Psychology of Success by Carol Dweck

The Magic of Thinking Big by David Schwartz

Atomic Habits by James Clear

You Can Heal Your Life by Louise Hay

Don’t Believe Everything You Think by Joseph Nguyen

The Mountain Is You: Transforming Self-Sabotage Into Self-Mastery by Brianna Wiest

Boundary Boss: The Essential Guide to Talk True, Be Seen, and (Finally) Live Free by Terri Cole

The Confidence Formula: May Cause: Lower Self-Doubt, Higher Self-Esteem, and Comfort In Your Own Skin by Patrick King

The Slight Edge by Jeff Olson

Choose Your Story, Change Your Life: Silence Your Inner Critic and Rewrite Your Life from the Inside Out by Kindra Hall

When You’re Ready, This Is How To Heal  by Brianna Wiest

Hunting Discomfort: How to Get Breakthrough Results in Life and Business No Matter What by Sterling Hawkins

The Four Pivots: Reimagining Justice, Reimagining Ourselves by Shawn Ginwright

The Artist’s Way by Julia Cameron

A New Earth: Awakening to Your Life's Purpose by Eckhart Tolle

The Power of Now by Eckhart Tolle

Seductive Psychology:

48 Laws of Power by Robert Greene

Mastery by Robert Greene

The Art of Seduction by Robert Greene

How To Win Friends & Influence People  by Dale Carnegie

Power vs. Force by David Hawkins 

Femme Fatale/Dark Feminine/Feminist Reads:

Unbound: A Woman’s Guide To Power by Kasia Urbaniak 

Pussy: A Reclamation by Regena Thomashauer 

Why Men Love Bitches: From Doormat to Dreamgirl―A Woman's Guide to Holding Her Own in a Relationship by Sherry Argov 

A Single Revolution by Shani Silver 

This Is Your Brain On Birth Control by Sarah Hill 

Taking Charge of Your Fertility by Toni Weschler

Regretting Motherhood: A Study by Orna Donath 

Invisible Women: Data Bias in a World Designed for Me by Caroline Criado Perez 

Women Who Run With The Wolves: ​​Myths and Stories of the Wild Woman Archetype by Clarissa Pinkola Estes 

The Second Sex by Simone De Beauvoir 

The Ethics of Ambiguity by Simone De Beauvoir

A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf 

Women & Power: A Manifesto by Mary Beard 

Spinster by Kate Bolick 

What French Women Know: About Love, Sex, and Other Matters of the Heart and Mind by Debra Ollivier 

Living Forever Chic: Frenchwomen's Timeless Secrets for Everyday Elegance, Gracious Entertaining, and Enduring Allure by Tish Jett

Business/Finance/Entrepreneurship:

Never Split The Difference by Chris Voss 

Influence: The Psychology of Persuasion by Robert Cialdini 

The 2-Hour Cocktail Party by Nick Gray 

The 7 Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen Covey 

Girl On Fire by Cara Alwill Leyba 

Women, Work & the Art of Savoir Faire: Business Sense & Sensibility by Mireille Guiliano 

Crucial Conversations Tools for Talking When Stakes Are High by Joseph Grenny 

Living On Purpose: Five Deliberate Choices to Realize Fulfillment by Amy Eliza Wong 

The Earned Life: Lose Regret, Choose Fulfillment by Marshall Goldsmith 

The High 5 Habit: Take Control of Your Life with One Simple Habit by Mel Robbins 

Building a Second Brain: A Proven Method to Organize Your Digital Life and Unlock Your Creative Potential by Tiago Forte

The Culture Code: The Secrets of Highly Successful Groups by Daniel Coyle 

Rich As F*ck: More Money Than You Know What to Do With by Amanda Frances 

Rich Bitch  by Nicole Lapin 

Like She Owns the Place by Cara Alwill Leyba 

So Good They Can’t Ignore You by Cal Newport 

The First Minute: How To Start Conversations That Get Results by Chris Fenning 

Thinking, Fast and Slow by Daniel Kahneman 

Build: An Unorthodox Guide to Making Things Worth Making by Tony Fadell 

The Hard About Hard Things by Ben Horowitz 

The Psychology of Money: Timeless Lessons on Wealth, Greed, and Happiness by Morgan Housel

Productivity:

The Science of Self-Discipline:  The Willpower, Mental Toughness, and Self-Control to Resist Temptation and Achieve Your Goals by Peter Hollins 

Free Time: Lose The Busy Work, Love Your Business by Jenny Blake 

Vision to Reality: Stop Working, Start Living by Curtis Jenkins

Deep Work: Rules For Focused Success in A Distracted World by Cal Newport 

Finish What You Start by Peter Hollins

Mental Health:

Becoming The One by Sheleana Aiyana  

Attached by Amir Levine 

Feeling Good: The New Mood Therapy by David D. Burns 

Whole Again by Jackson MacKenzie 

Take Your Lunch Break by Massoma Alam Chohan

Stop Overthinking by Nick Trenton 

Codependent No More by Melody Beattie

Designing the Mind: The Principles of Psychitecture by Ryan A. Bush 

Radical Acceptance: Awakening The Love That Heals Fear and Shame by Tara Brach 

Recovery from Gaslighting & Narcissistic Abuse, Codependency & Complex PTSD by Don Barlow 

Adult Children of Emotionally Immature Parents: How to Heal from Distant, Rejecting, or Self-Involved Parents by Lindsay C. Gibson 

Inner Child Recovery Work with Radical Self-Compassion by Don Barlow 

What Happened To You?: Conversations on Trauma, Resilience, and Healing by Bruce D. Perry & Oprah Winfrey 

Atlas of the Heart by Brené Brown 

Physical Health:

The China Study by T. Collin Campbell 

The Blue Zones  by Dan Buettner 

How Not To Die by Dr. Michael Greger 

Befriending Your Body by Ann Saffi Biasetti 

Brain Over Binge by Kathryn Hansen 

The Power of Self-Discipline by Peter Hollins 

Fit at Any Age: It's Never Too Late by Susan Niebergall 

French Women Don't Get Fat by Mireille Guiliano 

The Archetype Diet by Dana James 

Fashion & Beauty: 

The Lucky Shopping Manual: Building and Improving Your Wardrobe Piece by Piece by Andrea Linett & Kim France 

Dress Like A Parisian by Alois Guinut

Parisian Chic by Ines de la Fressange & Sophie Gachet 

Why French Women Wear Vintage: And other secrets of sustainable style by Alois Guinut

Ageless Beauty the French Way: Secrets from Three Generations of French Beauty Editors by Clemence von Mueffling 

Skincare: The Ultimate No-Nonsense Guide by Caroline Hirons

[msclaritea]

Explained | Snow White live-action remake: Why is Disney classic stirring modern controversy? - Entertainment News

"Zegler's honest, but perhaps ill-advised, remarks on the original film's dated portrayal of gender dynamics and her vision for a more empowered Snow White added fuel to the fire. In an interview last year, she told Extra TV, "The original cartoon came out in 1937, and very evidently so. There’s a big focus on her love story with a guy who literally stalks her. Weird! Weird! So we didn’t do that this time. We have a different approach to what I’m sure a lot of people will assume is a love story just because we cast a guy in the movie. All of Andrew’s scenes could get cut, who knows? It’s Hollywood, baby (Andrew being actor Andrew Jonathan who plays the role of a prince who awakens Snow White with a kiss)." 

The response to her comments, let's say, was less than wholesome. Traditionalists yearning for the comforting embrace of nostalgia and seeking a faithful recreation of the animated classic, reviled Zegler, sharing on social media claiming how Zegler is dark-skinned and ugly as compared to the image of Snow White they have in their minds. They will probably continue to complain until the movie comes out. or even after that. Some did celebrate her comments, and the chance to challenge conventions in a new adaption of the classic tale for modern audiences.

The clash between tradition and progress extended to the portrayal of love and feminism. Zegler's assertion that the prince in the original was akin to a "stalker" was met with resistance from those who romanticised everything about the original. Once you become emotionally attached to something or even an idea of that something, reason vanishes. Zegler's declaration that the new Snow White wouldn't rely on the prince for salvation challenged the very idea of the story those traditionalists had in their minds. Thus, Zegler became not Snow White but the Evil Queen for them."

YO, CAN SOMEONE SEND ME SOME BOOTS? I JUST STEPPED INTO A VAT OF BULLSHIT! Below is a list from Wiki of Love Action remakes of Snow White, just in the 2000s. There were over 12 others before then. Two of them from Germany, featuring ONLY the Dwarves. Was the writer of this article counting on short term memory?

7 Dwarves – Men Alone in the Wood (7 Zwerge – Männer allein im Wald) (2004), a German comedy film

The Brothers Grimm (2005), an adventure fantasy film directed by Terry Gilliam and starring Matt Damon, Heath Ledger, and Lena Headey

7 Dwarves: The Forest Is Not Enough (7 Zwerge – Der Wald ist nicht genug) (2006), sequel to the 2004 German film 7 Dwarves – Men Alone in the Wood

Sydney White (2007), a modernization, starring Amanda Bynes

Blancanieves (2012), a silent Spanish film based on the fairy tale.

Mirror Mirror (2012), starring Julia Roberts as the Evil Queen Clementianna,[93] Lily Collins as Snow White, Armie Hammer as Prince Andrew Alcott, and Nathan Lane as Brighton, the Queen's majordomo.

The Huntsman series:

Snow White and the Huntsman (2012), starring Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Chris Hemsworth, and Sam Claflin.

The Huntsman: Winter's War (2016), which features Snow White as a minor character.

How is it that people are throwing so-called fits over live adaptations when some of these others are quite recent and varied in storyline? We're all used to the modern twisting of fairy tales. What some are not used to is being so inartifully and clumsily lectured about male female relationships by an actress who looks about 12 years old. You know what this is about: Interference and ongoing attempted sabotage of the Disney brand.

[ninja-muse]

Slowly chipping away at my TBR pile this month! As in I read two instead of my  usual one, and both of those last week, when I realized I’d yet to tick that goal off for the month. Plus I managed to read four things off my ARC stack and cross a few anticipated releases off my list as well! Feeling pretty good about all of that, honestly, but also a little burned out on reading. I’m hoping The River Ki will be the reset I need!

And as always, in order of how glad I am to have read them:

Passing - Nella Larsen Irene reconnects with an old friend who does as she pleases. A study of identity, belonging, and how best to be Black in America. - Black cast, Black author,  #ownvoices - warning: colourism, racism including slurs, death

Seasonal Fears - Seanan McGuire The old monarchs of the seasons have died, sparking a competition for the thrones. Melanie and Harry do not want to be part of it, and yet. - protagonist with heart condition, Latin secondary character, 🏳️‍🌈 author - warning: murder

The Grief of Stones - Katherine Addison Thara Celehar is petitioned to solve the murder of an elderly noblewoman, which leads to all manner of other dark secrets. - 🏳️‍🌈 protagonist - warning: references to child sexual abuse and abuse materials

Love in the Time of Serial Killers - Alicia Thompson Phoebe is a spiky loner writing a dissertation on true crime while packing up her father’s house. Sam, the guy next door, is really nice—but maybe that’s just what he wants people to think. - fat protagonist, 🏳️‍🌈 secondary character, Indian- and Korean-American secondary characters - warning: references to dysfunctional/abusive family dynamics, body shaming

The Sandman, Vol. 4 - Neil Gaiman with various illustrators Morpheus must return to Hell to free a woman he once imprisoned. This cannot end well. - 🏳️‍🌈 secondary characters, Black and Japanese secondary characters

The Marriage Portrait - Maggie O'Farrell At fifteen, Lucrezia is married to the Duke of Ferrara against her will. At sixteen, she dies mysteriously. This is her life. Out in September. - warning: child abuse and neglect; domestic abuse, including gaslighting, physical violence, confinement, and less-than-consensual sex

A Lady for a Duke - Alexis Hall When Viola reconnects with her best childhood friend, she finds him broken and grieving her death. Clearly she must help him back to himself, but that threatens to awaken feelings better left alone. Women like her cannot marry dukes, after all. - 🏳️‍🌈 protagonist, 🏳️‍🌈 author

The Rise and Reign of the Mammals - Steve Brusatte The evolution of mammals, from the Triassic to the present day.

The River of Silver - S.A. Chakraborty Deleted scenes and other side stories from the Daevabad Trilogy. Out in October. - Middle Eastern and Egyptian cast, Muslim author

Witchmark - C.L. Polk When a witch-in-hiding dies in his care, Miles is drawn back to the world of magic he fought hard to escape. Meanwhile, his solider patients are exhibiting disturbing and violent symptoms. - 🏳️‍🌈 protagonist, 🏳️‍🌈 love interest, Black secondary character, 🏳️‍🌈 and Black author, 🇨🇦 - warning: family annihilation, mild homophobia

Aces Wild - Amanda DeWitt Jack and his asexual friends decide to take down the casino owner who put Jack’s mom in jail. Out in September. - 🏳️‍🌈 main character, 🏳️‍🌈 secondary characters, Deaf secondary character, 🏳️‍🌈 author, #ownvoices

The Carpet People - Terry Pratchett When the force Fray destroys their village, the Munrungs must cross the Carpet to find safety. There are mouls in the hairs, though, and they’re up to something.

Tread of Angels - Rebecca Roanhorse When her sister is accused of murder, Celeste has two days to prove her innocence. Out in November. - 🏳️‍🌈 secondary characters, Black and Pueblo author - warning: racism, classism, colonialism

Mint Chocolate Murder - Meri Allen Riley’s hired to serve ice cream at a gallery opening at a local estate, only for the star photographer to be found dead in the dungeon. - major Black secondary character

Currently reading:

Rogues - Patrick Radden Keefe Long-form true crime journalism. - warning: mass shooting, plane bombing

The River Ki - Sawako Ariyoshi with Mildred Tahara (Translator)    The lives of three women living along a Japanese river during the first half of the 20th century. - Japanese cast, Japanese author, #ownvoices

The Penguin Complete Sherlock Holmes - Arthur Conan Doyle Victorian detective stories - major disabled character

 - warning: colonialism, racism

Stats


Monthly total: 14
 Yearly total: 104 + 1
 Queer books: 4
 Authors of colour: 3 
Books by women: 9 
Canadian authors: 1
 Off the TBR shelves: 2 
DNFs: 0

January February March April May June July

[passionforfiction]

Cobra Kai (Season 5)

I came to this season thinking it would be the conclusion of the series. This is a story that should not be dragged unnecessarily because it will lose the hold it has on its audience. At least that is my opinion. But apart from that, I really didn't know what to expect in terms of plot development. I must say that this season was another hit. I watched those 10 episodes in less than 24 hours. It was so good I hadn't realized how long I'd been watching the series until I saw it was almost 2 am last night.

This season can be divided into two halves. The first one is where Terry has the upper hand in his quest to tear down Daniel and Chozen. It is also the part where Johnny focuses on his family and looks for ways for Miguel and Robby to seal the past behind them and move on. Johnny's unique personality comes out in his ways of getting them to face each other and work their differences. I liked seeing him bonding with Robby on their trip to Mexico to find Miguel. It also broke my heart to see Miguel walk away from a violent father and find Johnny right there waiting for him. In the moments that mattered, Johnny was a true father to Miguel. So I like the process of getting Miguel and Robby to become friends. I was happy to see these two young men happy about their parents' news. . .

The second half is about how the adults and teens work together. it was refreshing watching Daniel, Johnny and Chozen work together and become friends. Johnny has matured in this season. He has cleaned his place and has his mind set in taking care of his family and friends. This time Johnny and Daniel are truly collaborating and we can see that also in the teens. I liked that.

This season also has some people from the past make an appearance. Jessica Anderson - who I didn't know was Amanda's cousin and the one that introduced Danny to Amanda - helps Amanda understand why Terry has Daniel so worked up. This is the turning point, where we start moving to the 2nd half of the season. Mike is another example or reminder to Daniel that people do change and mend their ways. Mike was another teen used by evil adults who realized this and moved on. He moves use to the climax of the season.

The fight sequences were good and varied. I also liked how Chozen trained the teens. One of the kids points out how he is a mix of Daniel's and Johnny's teaching method. I think this season was about teaching the teens in the dojo about leadership and what makes a true leader and the importance of working together as a unit.

In terms of character development, Tory is the one that goes through a big change among the teens. She is going through what Robby did last season. It is really hard to see how Kreese uses her and takes advantage of her need of an adult that cares about her. In this season we also see Tory and Sam find a middle ground. In terms of the adults, Johnny feels more centered and collected. At a point in the series, when we see Daniel go to Johnny we see a role switch. It is Johnny who is centered, at peace with himself and his family. His family is his goal and drive and we can see that reflected in his apartment. Daniel in the other hand, looked lost. I think this is important because both understand better each other and are truly able to become friends, they truly moved on and closed the past.

It all looked like it was falling into the right places. By the end of the season, I felt there was closure, a happy ending on its away and then that plot twist at the end!

I don't know if that was a smart move because at some point in this season I was tired of hearing Daniel repeating the same thing - that Cobra Kai was endangering teen in the Valley. If there is a 6th season I will watch it but I think it should've ended on season 5. What do you think?

[phoomwhoosh]

Tagged by @mauvecardigans and called-out by @macchiatosdumptruck  😘 (I might not have as many WIPs as you but I do still have a number lol). Thank you both of you!

Post your WIP file names (no matter how nondescript or off the wall), let people ask about them, and reply with a snippet or description or other related blabbering!

I’m gonna just start with the one I’ve most recently worked on and work my way down the line:

CK AU of September 12, 2022 (yes, that really is the name of the document and, no, there is no real title yet lmao)-basically a rewrite of CK except it’s set in 2004 and the teens were born in 1996-97, which makes them 12ish. Told from Daniel’s POV. Overall having a lot of fun with this one. It’s hit 14,000 words recently.

Mirror room fic-one-sided Silverusso wherein Terry desires Daniel carnally but cannot attain him so he fucks young men who look similar enough. He has a room of mirrors that he hopes to get Daniel in one day. This has barely been started but I had to get the idea down so it’d leave me alone. (You see one tub surrounded by mirrors and suddenly there are pillows and it’s not a tub area but a sex room. 🙄)

September 10, 2022 CK fic (yes, that is for real the name of the document)-Diverges from season 5, episode 5 in that Terry takes Daniel home with him and decides to fuck with his mind some more by nursing him back to health himself. It’s a little over 3,000 words right now.

The true weakness-another fic that diverges from season 5, episode 5 except this time it’s Kreese kidnapping Daniel while he’s still in recovery. Kreese broke out of prison not long after Tory told him what happened between Daniel and Terry. Why this one is named and the other one isn’t is beyond me. Amanda might get to beat Kreese with a bat.

We’re in this together, kiddo-Post Karate Kid fic. Daniel burns himself on a hot pan and has to recover from that after literally just getting rid of his knee brace. Anyway, while Lucille is updating him on the LaRussos, Daniel asks her about her own family. (Basically finished, just gotta edit it)

Restoration fic aka It’s the circling-Daniel works at a restoration and repairs shop in 1989. Terry and Kreese crop back up because they can’t let him be. Daniel’s life can never be easy in any of my fics, apparently. I just loved the idea of Daniel restoring old stuff. Like, have y’all ever seen somebody restore an old register to make it look brand new? Well, this is the video that inspired this fic. Well, actually, there’s two versions of this fic but this is the one I love more.

When the world shook-Daniel experiences his first earthquake with Mr. Miyagi. He was recovering from being sick when the earthquake wakes him up. This one’s about 50% done since it’s just supposed to be a one shot.

Golden himbos fic aka Sunshine on my shoulders-Johnny gets a kitten and a new neighbor. I’ve talked about this one before and I love this story. Very slowly working on it, though. According to my file manager, I last touched this fic on August 28th. Oof.

Tagging: my mind went completely blank so, if you are reading this and haven’t been tagged, knock yourself out! Say I tagged you if you want! XD

[jossujb]

I don’t know if Daniel’s trauma after being abused by Terry Silver in KK3 and terrorized in Cobra Kai is like intentionally being allegorical to sexual assault, or does it right true to me just because I recognize the story from my own life.

I don’t technically believe writers in these kinda funny shows intent stuff so heavy and serious. But the whole plot of this season going around Daniel desperately trying to make people see his monster the way he is instead of the charming image, the way that his own obsession and anger pushes his loved ones way, how it takes for Amanda another person’s testimony to understand it’s not about something as silly as karate. 

The way Terry approached Daniel in a sauna, in private, in this state of physical and mental naked fragility, threatening him. How Terry spins all Daniel does to rebel against him as like, you’re the one who is broken and has a problem.

Regardless of how intentional any of this was in the writing room, it sure was really relatable for me personally. That’s why Daniel is such a dear character for me. Main character of a rather feel goo 80′s movie - also a survivor, what an uplifting concept. Got to crane kick his abuser to the sixth dimension, way to go girl.

[maskedinstructor]

The Adventures of David Dashiki- Stories of an African America Hero... 2024- Year of the Black Man Aaaahhh! But What To Read ?

READING...

We have agreed that reading is our starting point. Then, here are some essential and brilliant authors that you must possess in your quiver as ammunition in the battle against illiteracy. Make no mistake, this is scholastic warfare. An ill-equipped reading warrior is only armed for his own demise. Secondly, on the battlefield, we must be able to fluently communicate. We must speak the same language. One cannot speak Swahili and the other, French. This type of preparation would only lead to disaster of major proportions.

Garvey is the primer. Other authors of significant fame and reputation that our young readers must master are: Arna Bontemps, Claude Brown, Ralph Ellison, Richard Wright, Alex Haley, Ta-Nehisi Coates, August Wilson, Malcolm X, Nelson Madela, W.E.B. DuBois, Calvin Baker, Junius Edwards, Yosef Ben-Jochannan, Harold Cruse, Maulana Karenga...

Female Authors: Alice Walker, Amanda Gorman, Toni Morrison, Chi Mammanda, Ngozi Adichie, Bell Hooks, Audre Lorde, Lorraine Hansberry, Terry McMillan, Ntozake Shange, Jesmyn Ward, Angela Davis, Ida B. Wells, Claudia Tate, Dorothy Koomson, Cheryl Clarke, Sioban Brooks, Elaine Brown, Ruby Bridges, Rosa Parks, Dorothy Porter...

Poetesses: Nikki Giovani, Maya Angelou, Phyllis Wheatley, Mari Evans...

Poets: Langston Hughes, Amiri Baraka, Paul Laurence Dunbar, Countee Cullen. Jean Toomer

We must read so that we can survive the myths. We live in a country in which myths about our character and industry have been propagated for centuries. History has not told our story with veracity and pride. We have been maligned. Therefore, we use the Year 2024 to read what WE have to say about US. If we do not read, we will succumb to the vicious lies spoken and written about us. Our children will never overcome in the current social environment. What is most important is that we read our story and focus on why is it important to omit the truth about what has happened and will continue to happen to us in America. This is a land of opportunity. It is our duty to reveal the truth. This can only be accomplished if we read, act, do, speak, question, create, develop, execute, move, pursue, respond, persevere, operate, persist, exert, represent, exploit,... Damn it! We must do something. The plan is that we read. Fill the knowledge gaps. Then act. The dormant days of life have ended. We are in the moment knowledge warriors.

Here are a few questions I advance: Why is it important that America omit our true history in our textbooks?

Why has America hidden the history, of our past, our successes and achievements from all who call themselves AMERICANS?

What has been taught are lies, propaganda and MYTHS.. America is a land of opportunity. We can right these wrongs. First , we must be armed with our own stories and triumphs. We must be READERS.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Witness to my wife getting possessed by the spirit of Plato today.

[ear-worthy]

Ear Worthy Episodes From: Very Special Episodes; 6 Degrees Of Cats; Hello, John Doe

Three ear worthy podcast episodes for your listening pleasure this weekend.

Ever catch yourself engrossed in a story, convinced it's movie-worthy? Enter iHeartPodcast's latest original, where hosts Dana Schwartz, Zaron Burnett and Jason English transform that very sentiment into a captivating podcast called Very Special Episodes. 

Each Wednesday, the co-hosts tell one stranger-than-fiction tale about normal people in an extraordinary situation. Tune in now for the latest episode, “Operation Lunar Eclipse,” that dives into the riveting story of the underground moonrock trade a teenage boy finds himself in after being gifted a piece of the moon by NASA.

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 6 Degrees of Cats has a lot of things going for it as an ear-worthy podcast. First, it's not a "cat lady" podcast where cat lovers, mostly women, tell super-cute stories about their cat Mittens. The show looks at cats in history, mythology, and culture. For example, I loved the April 25th episode about Vikings and cats. Norse folklore expert Terry Gunnell will fascinate listeners with his tales of cats and the Viking culture. 

What I like most about 6 Degrees of Cats is its scholarly intentions toward cats, the hosting skill of Amanda B, and the catchy friskiness of its audio. 

The latest episode is titled, "Pizza Paws: Decoding the Internet's Obsession with Cats and Pizza."  This is the prototypical oil and water scenario Cats and pizza don't mix, right? Alongside pizza consultant Anthony Falco, host Amanda B. takes listeners on a ride wild about the history of the internet, ordering pizza online, the history of domesticated cats, and then Maria Bustillos discusses the unique role cats play on the internet -- cat videos, more adorable cat videos, and yet more cat videos.

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Meet Todd Matthews, a self-taught detective who, for two decades, served as the go-to expert for the US Department of Justice in reuniting unclaimed and unidentified bodies with their families. But, in a surprising twist, one of the missing children from Todd's database contacts him to reveal he's alive and well.

In iHeart’s "Hello, John Doe," Todd and this 45-year-old man embark on a joint investigation to uncover his true identity. Together, they delve into his haunting past, unraveling the story of how he escaped a serial killer's clutches and seeking answers about the potential survival of his missing nephew. Tune in on Tuesdays to take a bone-chilling journey into the unknown.

In the latest episode, there are revelations galore. As a teenager, Steve didn’t dare ask his adoptive parents about his birth family. But once he was middle-aged and grieving the only father he’d ever known, Steve and his girlfriend decided it was time. What his mother told them opened a Pandora’s box of uncomfortable truths and led to a question: Why did a serial killer come up when Steve researched his family of origin online? Who was Franklin Floyd?

[thornyrose463]

Exposed (Cobra Kai story): Chapter 8

A limo arrived at Cobra Kai’s flagship dojo. Inside of the dojo, a training session was underway.  

The Sekai Taikai committee members walked into the dojo.

Terry spoke. "Distinguished members of the Sekai Taikai, I thank you for gracing us with your presence."

Terry and the Sekai Taikai committee members bowed to each other.

One of the Sekai Taikai committee members spoke. "Sensei Silver, I'm Gunther Braun. I speak for the Sekai Taikai. As you know, our admission process is quite rigorous. Despite your overtures, we cannot guarantee admission."

"Understood. But I assure you, Cobra Kai is worthy of entry. As you can see, our dojo is state-of-the-art. And our senseis are second to none." Terry said.

Hyan-Woo spun in the air. When his feet were on the floor, he got in a fighting position.

"Very impressive. But there are many impressive dojos in the world." Gunther said.

"Which is why it's a shame more people haven't heard of them. But that's where we can help each other out. Corporate sponsorships. Broadcast rights. I have the resources and the connections to make the Sekai Taikai a household name all across America. It's a huge market. One you've never been able to tap. Until now." Terry said.

Gunther chuckled.

"Karate gave my life structure, function, purpose. And it's doing the same for my students. I only want to spread its lessons further. Give every kid the chance to learn and grow through karate. Just like I did." Terry said.

"Thank you for your generosity, but this review is entirely about the quality of your students." Gunther said.

Terry spoke confidently. “That won't be a problem. Our dojo is the best in the Valley.”

Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, and Amanda walked into the dojo.

"That's not true." Daniel said.

Gunther looked at Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, and Amanda in confusion. "And who are you?"

Daniel introduced himself. "I'm Sensei Daniel LaRusso. Two-time All-Valley champion."

Johnny introduced himself. "Sensei Johnny Lawrence. Also two-time champion."

Chozen introduced himself. "Chozen Toguchi. Master sensei."

Chozen bowed.

One of the Sekai Taikai committee members bowed to Chozen.

Amanda introduced herself. “Amanda LaRusso, karate adjacent.”

Amanda curtsied.

"Cobra Kai isn't the only dojo in the Valley." Daniel said.

Gunther was intrigued. "Oh, so you represent another dojo?"

"Not just any dojo. We have champions from the past two All-Valleys." Johnny said.

Gunther turned to Terry. "You led us to believe that your dojo had all the titles."

"Honesty isn't exactly Cobra Kai's strong suit. Our dojo is truly unique. We've combined our different styles to train our students into the best fighters I've ever seen. And they deserve a shot at your tournament just as much as Cobra Kai." Daniel said.

Gunther turned to the representative from Japan. He spoke to him in Japanese. His words translated to "The other dojo wants to prove their worth."

The representative from Japan nodded in approval.

The man who bowed to Chozen spoke to Gunther in Korean. His words translated to "Combining styles is unorthodox, but I am curious."

Terry chuckled.

"My apologies for this inappropriate yet entertaining disruption, but may I remind our guests that they haven't traveled all this way to consider anyone but the very best,” Terry said.

"No, we have not. Now that we're here, we'll determine that for ourselves. We will see what your dojo has to offer." Gunther said.

Gunther turned to Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, and Amanda. “And yours."

Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, and Amanda looked grateful.

Terry turned to Kim Da-Eun. He looked frustrated.

"We expect a comprehensive exhibition of your training methods and your students' abilities." Gunther told Terry, Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, and Amanda. "And then we will see if either dojo is worthy of the Sekai Taikai."

"Thank you very much. You won't be disappointed,” Daniel said gratefully.

Terry feigned happiness. He clapped his hands. "Well, as they say, the more, the merrier."

Terry glared at Daniel and Johnny. "May the best dojo win."

Johnny spoke confidently. "We will.”

Johnny sneered at Terry. “And when we do, I'm going to shove that ponytail up your ass."

Johnny looked at Gunther. "You can translate that."

Amanda tried not to laugh.

Daniel put his hand on Johnny’s arm. "Okay. All right."

Daniel and Johnny walked out of the dojo.

Chozen bowed to the Sekai Taikai committee members before walking out of the dojo.

Amanda walked out of the dojo.

The Sekai Taikai committee members walked out of the dojo.

Kim spoke to Terry. Her voice was full of anger. “I agreed to train your students under the condition you would pave the way for my family's teachings to emerge from the shadows. And yet, your petty rivalry is standing in the way.”

“I have no rivalry with them. They're beaten. This is a last, desperate gasp of breath.” Terry said.

“Then we must suffocate them. I will continue to train your students so they are fully prepared. And might I suggest…” Kim paused. “Next time, you are prepared too.”

Devon expressed her excitement about the Sekai Taikai as she practiced on the kicking pads with Tory. “This thing's going to be on TV. There are corporate sponsors. We're going to make a fortune.”

“I don't think we're getting paid,” Tory said dryly.

“I mean, not directly, but we're going to be Insta-famous. I’m going to get me one of those branded partnerships. You can put yourself through college with one of those.” Devon said.

Insta was short for Instagram.

“I never even thought about college before.” Tory said.

Devon spoke firmly. “As long as we make sure Cobra Kai wins.”

Tory was quiet. She was thinking about Kreese.

Flashback

“How much longer do I have to stay at the dojo?” Tory asked.

“I know how difficult it is to be behind enemy lines, but I need you there for a little longer. I’ve got a plan to get out of this place.” Kreese said.

“You do?” Tory asked.

“Yeah. I'm going to play the good soldier, which is what I need you to do. So, do whatever Silver says, but keep your eyes and ears open. Now, he's smart, but he'll slip. And that will be the opening we need. Can you handle that?” Kreese asked.

“Yes, Sensei.” Tory said.

“Good.” Kreese said.

End of flashback

Devon noticed that something was wrong.

“What's wrong?” Devon asked.

Tory shrugged off Devon’s concern.  

“Don't worry about it. Elevate your kicks. Aim higher.” Tory told Devon.

Devon did as she was told.

The Miyagi-Do students and the Eagle Fang students arrived at the Miyagi-Do dojo.

“Did you watch that video I sent you of last year's Sekai Taikai?" Eli asked Miguel.

"Who knew people could kick that high?" Miguel asked.

Robby smiled and tapped Eli’s arm. “Or that hard.”

Eli was in awe. “Dude, seriously."

"I guess that’s why it's the biggest competition in the world." Sarah said.

Sarah was wearing red high-top Nike sneakers with black laces, a red t-shirt, and black polyester shorts. The shorts stopped 2 inches above her knees. They had a black drawstring. The drawstring was tied into a bow. Her naturally straight blonde hair was tied up in a high ponytail. She had on a light amount of black eyeliner, a light amount of black mascara, and soft brown eyeshadow. Her lip balm was a pretty peach colour.

“Last year's winners did a car commercial in Taiwan." Eli said.

Mitch was excited. “Imagine being in a commercial. What would you do with all that money?"

Chris smiled. “Buy a yacht with a hot tub. Fill it up with Smarties and hotties."

Chris did a goofy dance. His fellow students laughed, and so did the Eagle Fang students.

"All right, all right. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Remember, Cobra Kai is going to do everything they can to get a spot. And if they win this time, kids all over the world are going to have to deal with the same crap you guys have gone through." Daniel said.

Sam spoke optimistically. "But if we win, we can show the world how to stop them."

"First, you must prove you can compete with best." Chozen told the Miyagi-Do students and the Eagle Fang students.

"To do that, you have to be better than the best, which is why we're going to kick your asses into high gear." Johnny said.

"Sensei Lawrence, Sensei Toguchi, and I are going to get you ready for the presentation. Come on. Let's get warmed up." Daniel told the Miyagi-Do students and the Eagle Fang students.

"Go! Move those asses!” Johnny yelled.

The Miyagi-Do students and the Eagle Fang students dispersed.

Johnny approached Miguel.

“Hey. How are you feeling?” Johnny asked.

“Good. Great. Why?” Miguel asked.

“I just want you to know I'm not going to force you to compete. I made that mistake in the All-Valley. I’m not going to do it again.” Johnny said.

“No worries. I-I'm pumped, actually.” Miguel said.

Johnny gestured to Sam, who was practicing her kata.

“Everything okay with…Uh…” Johnny trailed off.

“Uh, yeah. Things were tough at first, but I'm glad that we're still friends.” Miguel said.

Johnny gave Miguel a pat on the shoulder. “All right. Good to hear.”

Robby walked up to Johnny and Miguel.

“How sweet. Is this what fatherly advice sounds like?” Robby deadpanned.

“Come on. We’re just talking.” Johnny said.

Robby smirked. “Relax. I'm messing with you.”

Miguel chuckled.

Johnny sighed.

“I'm glad you ironed out your shit. With you on the same team, we have a shot. What do you say? Are you ready to show the world who's boss?” Johnny asked.

Miguel and Robby looked at each other and smiled.

The next day, the Sekai Taikai committee members arrived at the Miyagi-Do dojo.

Bert and Anthony were sanding the sparring deck.

Daniel spoke to the Sekai Taikai committee members. “Our students start with basic movements. We use chores to create muscle memory. Once they have that down, they can master their defense."

The Sekai Taikai committee members and Daniel walked past the sparring deck.

“Show me sand the floor!" Chozen yelled at Mitch and Chris.

Chozen tried to kick Mitch. He blocked the kick using the technique known as “sand the floor.”

Chozen tried to kick Chris. He blocked the kick using the technique known as “sand the floor.”

Chozen nodded proudly at Mitch and Chris.

The Sekai Taikai committee members and Daniel walked past Chozen, Mitch, and Chris.

“Only after they master their defense do we teach offense." Daniel said.

“But with a badass twist." Johnny said.

“Show them the screaming eagle. Ready? Aits!” Johnny yelled at Miguel, Sarah, Robby, and Eli.

Miguel, Sarah, Robby, and Eli did a jump kick, punched forward, punched backward, and stood up straight.

Sarah was wearing a green long-sleeved shirt, black leggings, and green high-top Adidas sneakers with black laces. Her naturally straight blonde hair was tied up in a high ponytail. She had on a light amount of black eyeliner, a light amount of black mascara, and soft brown eyeshadow. Her lip balm was a pretty peach colour.

Daniel and Johnny nodded proudly at Miguel, Sarah, Robby, and Eli.

Johnny raised his fist.

The Sekai Taikai committee members, Daniel, and Johnny were in the interior dojo.

Daniel was standing next to a picture of Mr. Miyagi and his ancestors.

Daniel spoke. “Our Okinawan style of karate has been handed down from generation to generation, going back 400 years."

Johnny was leaning against the doorframe.

Johnny spoke. “Shrimpo Sensei. Loved fishing. Loved sake bombs. One day, strong wind, strong sun…”

Daniel interrupted Johnny. “Okay! The point of the story is that our dojo is steeped in rich history."

"That's right." Johnny said.

"There's an old saying." Daniel said. "To solve the problems of the present, we must always look to the past."

The Sekai Taikai committee members, Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, the Miyagi-Do students, and the Eagle Fang students were in the warehouse where the Eagle Fang students used to train.

A watermelon was hanging on a chain. Sam swung her left leg sideways in a circular motion and kicked the watermelon, causing it to break.

Johnny spoke to the Sekai Taikai committee members. “No fancy crap here. Our dojo is old school. We don't spoil our students. We make 'em earn things the hard way."

Sam swung her left leg sideways in a circular motion and kicked another watermelon. The watermelon stayed intact.

“You call that a kick? Harder!" Johnny yelled at Sam.

Sam got in a fighting position and let out a yell before swinging her right leg sideways in a circular motion and kicking the watermelon. The watermelon broke. Some of the juice landed on Gunther’s face.

Bert gasped in shock. Sam looked mortified. Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen exchanged a worried look.

Gunther pulled out a tissue and used it to wipe away the watermelon juice.

Johnny turned to Gunther. “Uh, hey…Look, man, I'm sure this probably all seems weird to you, but sometimes, you have to train outside the box to get to another level. Some people use the latest high-tech junk to get there, and some people need to run up a mountain in the snow and yell.”

"Drago!" Gunther yelled, raising his arms and forming fists.

Johnny looked at Gunther in surprise.

"Rocky Balboa is my hero." Gunther said.

Johnny spoke excitedly. “No shit! Mine too."

"His victory over Russia effectively restored my fractured homeland." Gunther said.

Johnny nodded. “You get it." 

"I do. Show me more." Gunther told Johnny.

“Yes, sir." Johnny said.

Gunther and Johnny raised their fists.

Daniel sighed in relief.

The Sekai Taikai committee members, Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, the Miyagi-Do students, and the Eagle Fang students were at the Miyagi-Do dojo.

On top of the wooden platform that floated in the koi pond, Sam and Robby demonstrated the wheel technique. Everyone had serious looks on their faces, with the exception of Eli. He was smirking at one of the Sekai Taikai committee members and wiggling his eyebrows.

The Miyagi-Do students, and the Eagle Fang students demonstrated their kata.

The Sekai Taikai committee members left.

The Sekai Taikai committee members were at Cobra Kai’s flagship dojo.

Terry spoke to the Sekai Taikai committee members. “At Cobra Kai, we don't believe in baby steps. We throw our students straight into the fire. Kenny Payne only started training with us this year. Now look at him.”

Kim yelled something in Korean. It translated to “Begin.”

Kenny broke boards with his hands and feet. He bowed to the Sekai Taikai committee members. Terry nodded proudly at him.

Terry was holding a tablet.

Kyler was doing roundhouse kicks.

Kyler was wearing a state-of-the-art bodysuit that measured his heart rate.

Terry spoke to the Sekai Taikai committee members. “To improve our karate, we must look to the future. Other dojos may be set in their ways, but Cobra Kai is on the cutting edge. We use the latest technology for maximum performance."

Terry spoke to Kyler. “Very good. Keep your left foot planted."

“Yes, sir." Kyler said.

Kyler kept his left foot planted as he did a roundhouse kick.

Tory and Devon were in sync as they showed off their fighting skills.

The Sekai Taikai committee members left.

The next day, the Sekai Taikai committee members arrived at the Miyagi-Do dojo.

Gunther spoke to Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen. “Thank you for your presentation. Your style is...Quite unique. Having reviewed both dojos, it's clear that one could not be more different than the other, yet both are equally impressive. So, the only way to determine which dojo can gain entry into the Sekai Taikai is to see how your students fare in direct competition. Each dojo will select two fighters. One male, one female. Each will fight tomorrow afternoon in separate three-point matches. After those fights, the organizers will decide which dojo, if any, shall make the world stage. Good luck to all. Auf Wiedersehen."

“Auf Wiedersehen” was a German expression that was used to say goodbye.

Gunther bowed to Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen.

The Sekai Taikai committee members left.

“Well, it could have been worse." Daniel said.

"At least we still have a shot." Johnny said.

"Only one thing to do now." Chozen said. "We have to choose who will fight."

The Sekai Taikai committee members arrived at Cobra Kai’s flagship dojo.

Gunther spoke to Terry and Kim. “Thank you for your presentation. Your style is quite modern, not to mention your facilities. They're certainly one of a kind. Having reviewed both dojos, it's clear that one could not be more different than the other, yet both are equally impressive. So, the only way to determine which dojo can gain entry into the Sekai Taikai is to see how your students fare in direct competition. Each dojo will select two fighters. One male, one female. Each will fight tomorrow afternoon in separate three-point matches. After those fights, the organizers will decide which dojo, if any, shall make the world stage. Good luck to all. Auf Wiedersehen."

Gunther bowed to Terry and Kim.

The Sekai Taikai committee members left.

“Everyone, line up at the center mat." Terry told the Cobra Kai students.

The Cobra Kai students did as they were told. 

“We have to prepare to fight. This is bigger than the All-Valley. Much bigger, so we need our best.” Terry said.

Terry looked at Tory. “Nichols, looks like you're going to have a rematch against LaRusso. You ready?”

“Yes, Sensei.” Tory said.

“Good.” Terry said.

Terry looked at Kenny. “Payne, ready to take on whoever they pick as their top fighter?” 

“Yes, Sensei.” Kenny said.

“You’d better be, because the fate of this dojo rests in your fists.” Terry responded.

Tory walked into the visitation room at the prison.

Tory sat across from Kreese.

“They're expecting me to fight, but if I win, it helps Cobra Kai, so what do I do?” Tory asked.

Kreese appeared to be indifferent. “You do what's right for you.”

Tory was confused. “What's that supposed to mean?”

Kreese’s voice was emotionless. “You said it yourself. Winning gives you new opportunities.”

“What the hell are you talking about? The plan was to stop Silver and get you out.” Tory said.

Kreese spoke firmly. “We're not doing anything like that anymore. Nothing we do is going to get me out of here.”

“I've been helping you this whole time. Keeping secrets from everyone I know. And what? Now you're just done?” Tory asked angrily.

Kreese’s voice was full of pity. “I've put you through enough. The best thing you can do right now is look after yourself.”

Tory felt used and betrayed. “Screw this.” She shook her head and glared at Kreese. “This is what I get for putting my trust in anyone. I'm always the one picking up the pieces.”

Tory sighed as she walked away.

Amanda and Carmen were in the LaRusso family’s kitchen. They had just finished making a pizza.

Amanda grabbed a pizza cutter and started cutting the pizza.

The majority of the male Miyagi-Do and Eagle Fang students were sitting at the table. Their plates were empty, save for pizza crusts.

Sarah was standing next to the sink and drinking a glass of water.

Sarah was wearing a red t-shirt, dark blue denim jeans, and red low-top Vans sneakers with white laces. Her naturally straight blonde hair was down. She had on a light amount of black eyeliner, a light amount of black mascara, and soft brown eyeshadow. Her lip balm was a pretty peach colour.

Amanda finished cutting the pizza.

“Okay, who's ready for round two?" Amanda asked as she walked towards the boys.

As soon as Amanda set the pizza down on the table, all of the boys grabbed a slice.

Amanda looked at the boys in alarm. “Okay. Jesus Christ.”

Carmen’s eyes widened. “Wow, you guys can really take down a pizza."

Amanda walked towards Carmen.

Amanda poured herself a glass of red wine.

Carmen poured herself a glass of red wine.

Chris took a bite of his pizza slice. “The honeys love a man that can eat."

Amanda and Carmen looked amused.

“What honeys? Our dojo has more sausage than this pizza." Mitch said.

“What? Are we not enough for you, Penis Breath?" Bert joked.

“Definitely not." Mitch said.

Bert laughed.

Nathaniel laughed as he slapped Bert’s arm. 

Johnny, Robby, Miguel, and Eli were in the living room.

Johnny was sitting in an armchair.

Robby, Miguel, and Eli were sitting on the couch. 

Johnny spoke. “All right, boys, we have a choice to make, and it's not going to be easy. You're all badass fighters, but only one of you can get on the mat tomorrow.”

Johnny looked at Eli. “Hawk's the current All-Valley champ, but it could have gone either way.”

Johnny gestured to Miguel. “Diaz is last year's champ. That could have gone either way too.”

“Even though Hawk injured Robby in the semis, Hawk didn't have to fight in the semis this year ‘cause Diaz booked it to Mexico.” Johnny said.

Johnny sighed.

“Point being you’re all deserving. LaRusso, Chozen, and I are having a hard time deciding which of you should go up against Cobra Kai tomorrow.” Johnny said.

Johnny shrugged. “Maybe we should just flip a coin.”

“How would that work? There are three of us.” Eli said.

“All right, so we’ll flip three coins.” Johnny said.

Miguel chuckled.

“Okay, we don't need to flip any coins. We already made up our minds.” Miguel said.

“Yeah. We talked about it, and there's only one choice.” Robby said.

“It should be Hawk.” Miguel said.

“He beat me fair and square.” Robby said.

“And I bowed out of the last tournament, so he deserves to represent us.” Miguel said.

Eli was flattered. “Wow. It's an honour I don't take lightly. I'm prepared for the challenge.”

Johnny spoke. “All right. We’ll train tonight.”

“Uh, what about Sam? Where's she?” Miguel asked.

Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen had spoken to Sam and Sarah earlier. Although both girls were talented fighters, Sam started learning karate before Sarah did, and therefore, she was more experienced. Daniel, Chozen, and Johnny thought Sam’s chances of beating Cobra Kai’s female fighter were better than Sarah’s.

In the backyard, Sam was training with Daniel and Chozen. Not wanting to overdo it, Daniel said, “That’s enough for tonight.” Daniel declared that Sam looked sharper than ever. Nevertheless, Sam felt like she had the world on her shoulders. She was still haunted by her loss to Tory at the All-Valley. Chozen told Sam that she should be fighting for herself rather than focusing on her opponent. Chozen’s words put Sam’s mind at ease. As she walked out of the backyard, Sam discovered the golden octopus pendant Miguel discarded shortly after their breakup.

At Cobra Kai’s flagship dojo, Kenny was punching a dummy. He heard footsteps. He stopped what he was doing and looked at Terry.

Terry gave Kenny a friendly smile. “Burning the midnight oil?”

Kenny was nervous. “I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight. I figured I might as well get some extra practice in.”

Terry was sympathetic. “You've got pre-fight jitters.”

Kenny sighed. “Whoever they put up, I'll be fighting someone with way more experience. He'll be bigger than me. Stronger than me.”

Terry tried to cheer Kenny up. “Hey. Don’t count yourself out. Before I started training in the Way of the Fist, do you know what they called me? Twig.”

Kenny looked at Terry in disbelief. “Really?”

Terry chuckled. “Oh, yeah.”

Terry gave Kenny a kind smile. “But I didn’t let it stop me. You're on your way to becoming one of the best.”

Terry started thinking about Daniel, Johnny, Miguel, and Robby.

“LaRusso, Lawrence, Diaz, Keene…” Terry paused. Unable to bear the thought of Daniel, Johnny, Miguel, and Robby, he shook his head in disgust. “They’ve all had their time in the sun.”

Terry gave Kenny a kind smile. “Now it's your turn.”

Kenny appeared to be less nervous now.

Terry walked up to the dummy. “Let me show you something. My master taught me this years ago. I've made a few tweaks. I call it the Silver Bullet.”

Kenny chuckled. “That's good.”

Terry bent the index finger and the middle finger of his right hand, then he formed a fist and punched the dummy’s solar plexus.

The solar plexus, also known as the celiac plexus, was a network of nerves situated at the upper part of a person’s abdomen.

Terry looked at Kenny and grinned. “You like that, huh? If you strike with the right speed and trajectory, right between the ribs, you can cause your opponent significant damage. Literally take their breath away!”

“Aits!” Terry yelled.

Terry bent the index finger and the middle finger of his right hand, then he formed a fist and punched the dummy’s solar plexus.

There was a hole in the dummy’s chest.

Kenny was conflicted. Terry’s technique intrigued him, but he didn’t think Terry should be excited about causing significant damage to an opponent.

“But Sensei…” Kenny paused. “You already get a point for hitting the chest. Why go for extra damage?”

Terry spoke evilly. “Because the shortest distance to victory in a fight is to take out your opponent with one shot.”

Kenny was no longer conflicted.

A malicious look formed on Kenny’s face. “Show me again.”

The next day, Daniel, Johnny, Chozen, the Miyagi-Do students, and the Eagle Fang students arrived at Cobra Kai’s flagship dojo. They could see a smoothie bar and some tables with water pitchers on them. They could also see the Cobra Kai students and the Cobra Kai senseis. Kim Da-Eun’s arms were crossed.  

Bert was in awe. “Whoa! It's like a Cobra starship.”

Mitch was jealous. “They have a smoothie bar. No fair!”

Mitch’s eyes landed on a trio of female Cobra Kai students. He thought they were pretty. He gave them a flirtatious smile. They giggled.

Bert looked embarrassed. He slapped Mitch’s arm.

Sam’s eyes landed on Tory. She and Tory glared at each other.

“Nichols! Come here!” Kim yelled.

Tory approached Kim.

“You beat the LaRusso girl before. Make this fight quick.” Kim told Tory.

Kenny’s eyes landed on Eli.

Eli was rolling his shoulders. He noticed that Kenny was looking at him. He snickered. Kenny didn’t let Eli’s derision affect him.

Kenny saw that Robby was coaching Kenny. An angry look formed on his face.

“Keene!” Kenny yelled.

Kenny walked towards Robby and Anthony. Robby made sure that Anthony was out of Kenny’s way. Robby looked at Kenny with a poker face.

“That's some messed up shit,” Kenny muttered. “You training the kid who bullied me.”

Robby was calm. “Heard you're doing the bullying now.”

“He deserves everything that comes to him,” Kenny growled.

“I don't think you believe that. I know how things can start from nothing and get bigger and bigger until all you feel is hate. I've been there.” Robby said.

Miguel could hear what Kenny and Robby were saying. Robby looked at Miguel. He nodded at Robby, as if to say he had Robby’s back.

“But I'm telling you, it is so much better to let that hate go. You and Anthony might actually get along if you got to know each other.” Robby said.

Kenny scoffed. “Yeah, right. He made my life a living hell. He's the reason I came to you in the first place.”

Kenny taunted Robby. “You know what? You’re lucky you’re not on the mat today.”

Kenny looked dismissively at Eli. “I guess Hawk will have to do.”

Kenny walked away.

Eli overheard what Kenny and Robby said.

Eli walked up to Robby.

“Don’t worry. I’ll shut him up.” Eli said.  

“Don't go too hard on him. You remember what it's like to be in Cobra Kai. It's not Kenny talking.” Robby said. His eyes landed on Terry, who was standing next to Kim. “It’s Silver.”

Eli thought remorsefully about his time in Cobra Kai.

Eli reluctantly nodded at Robby's request to show mercy to Kenny.

“Yeah.” Eli said.

The Sekai Taikai committee members were standing on a mat. Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen were on one side of them. Terry and Kim were on the other. Terry was smiling arrogantly. Kim was smiling icily.

Gunther spoke. “Thank you, Sensei Silver, for offering to host these matches in your dojo on such short notice.”

Daniel looked at Chozen.

“Offering or demanding?” Daniel asked dryly.

Terry overheard Daniel.

Terry gave Daniel a condescending smile. “Well, we do have actual tournament regulation mats here, so it was really the only option.”

“We’ll begin with the boys. We have invited a local referee to assure impartiality.” Gunther said.

The referee bowed.

Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen bowed to the referee. Terry didn’t look at the referee. Kim looked at the referee like he was beneath her.

“First to three points wins.” Gunther said.

The Miyagi-Do students, the Eagle Fang students, and the Cobra Kai students walked towards their senseis. The Sekai Taikai committee members sat at a table. The referee stood next to the table.

“Time to begin. Eli Moskowitz and Kenny Payne, please take the mat.” Gunther said.

Eli was standing next to Robby. Kenny was standing in front of Terry. 

Terry gave Kenny an encouraging pat on the shoulder.

Eli and Robby did a fist bump.

Eli, Kenny, and the referee stepped onto the mat.

“Face me. Bow.” The referee told Eli and Kenny.

Eli and Kenny faced the referee and bowed.

“Face each other. Bow.” The referee told Eli and Kenny.

Eli and Kenny faced each other. Eli smirked at Kenny. He and Kenny bowed to each other.

“Ready?” The referee asked.

Eli got in a fighting position.

Kenny got in a fighting position.

“Fight!” The referee yelled.

Kenny ran towards Eli and tried to kick him, but Eli dodged the kick. He punched Eli in the stomach. 

“Point! 1-0, Payne." The referee said.

Eli’s fellow students looked nervous, and so did the Eagle Fang students.

The Cobra Kai students cheered for Kenny.

“Ready?” The referee asked.

Eli got in a fighting position.

Kenny got in a fighting position.

“Fight!” The referee yelled.

Eli and Kenny circled each other. Eli looked at Kenny warily. Kenny was a more formidable opponent than he thought. Kenny looked at Eli with hatred in his eyes. Eli and Kenny blocked each other’s punches. Eli kicked Kenny. He nearly fell backward when he reached the edge of the mat, but he stayed upright.

Daniel and Johnny looked proud of Eli.

“Yes!” Johnny cheered, clapping his hands.

“Out of bounds. No point.” The referee said.

“What?” Eli looked incredulously at the referee. “What? Are you serious?”

Sarah was standing next to Miguel.

“What the hell?” Sarah murmured.

Sarah was wearing her long-sleeved red and black gi with the Eagle Fang symbol on the back. Her naturally straight blonde hair was tied up in a high ponytail. She had on a light amount of black eyeliner, a light amount of black mascara, and soft brown eyeshadow. Her lip balm was a pretty peach colour.

“Ref, that’s horseshit. He made contact in bounds!” Johnny yelled angrily.

“No point. Back on the line.” The referee told Eli and Kenny.

Eli returned to his side of the mat.

Kenny returned to his side of the mat.

Daniel, Johnny, and Robby tensed up.

Tory noticed Terry looking in the referee’s direction. She wondered if he bribed the referee. He was trying to maintain a poker face like the other Cobra Kai senseis. He wasn’t doing a very good job. When she saw him nod at the referee, she realized that was right about him bribing the referee.  

“Ready?” The referee asked.

Eli got in a fighting position.

Kenny got in a fighting position.

“Fight!” The referee yelled.

Kenny ran towards Eli and tried to kick him, but Eli dodged the kick. He and Eli blocked each other’s punches.

Sarah quietly rooted Eli on. "Come on, Eli."

Kenny grabbed Eli’s leg. He struck Eli’s knee with the side of his hand. Eli fell, groaning in pain.

Terry smiled evilly. 

“Illegal strike.” The referee said.

Kenny stood up, snarling.   

Eli stood up, clutching his leg.

The referee looked at Kenny. “That's a warning. Turn and kneel.”

“Warning? He should be disqualified!” Daniel yelled angrily.

Eli limped over to Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen.

“It's fine. He just caught me off guard.” Eli said.

“Are you sure, Eli?” Daniel asked.

“No more Eli. It's time to uncage the Hawk,” Eli said toughly.

Hawk straightened his newly dyed green mohawk and limped back to his spot on the mat.

Daniel and Johnny looked proud of Hawk.

Johnny raised his fist.

Kenny was crouching on the mat.

Hawk glared at Kenny.

Daniel looked at Terry in disapproval. Terry smirked at him.

“Get back on the line.” The referee told Kenny.

Kenny returned to his spot on the mat. He and Hawk looked at each other angrily.

“Ready?” The referee asked.

Hawk got in a fighting position.

Kenny got in a fighting position.

“Fight!” The referee yelled.

Hawk ran towards Kenny and tried to kick him, but he dodged the kick. He bent the index finger and the middle finger of his right hand, then he formed a fist and punched Hawk’s solar plexus.

Hawk fell down. He groaned. His fellow students winced, and so did the Eagle Fang students. Kenny looked down at Hawk and snarled. Hawk stood up.  

“Point! 2-0, Payne." The referee said.

Hawk was struggling to breathe. His fellow students looked scared, and so did the Eagle Fang students.

“Hawk!” Miguel yelled.

Daniel and Johnny ran towards the mat.

Daniel and Johnny knelt next to Hawk.  

“Hawk, what’s wrong?” Johnny asked.

Hawk struggled to speak. “I can't...Can't...Can't breathe.”

The referee looked at Hawk and asked, “Can you continue?”

Hawk tried to stand up. He immediately fell down.  

“Where’s the medic?!” Johnny yelled.

The medic ran up to Hawk.

“That's a forfeit. Winner: Payne.” The referee grabbed Kenny’s arm and lifted it.

Hawk’s fellow students looked disappointed, and so did the Eagle Fang students.

“What?!” Miguel yelled.

Kenny’s fellow students, with the exception of Tory, cheered for him. They were too naïve to realize that Terry had bribed the referee.

Terry looked at the referee and nodded in approval. A few seconds later, he turned away from the referee. Neither of them noticed that Tory was watching them.

Kenny stepped off the mat. His fellow students, with the exception of Tory, gave him a pat on the back and high-fived him. 

The medic was tending to Hawk. “Breathe.”

Hawk took a breath.

The medic looked at Daniel and Johnny. “I think he’s okay. He just got the wind knock out of him.”

The medic walked away.  

Kenny stepped onto the mat and walked up to Hawk.

A cocky smile formed on Kenny’s face. “Looks like you’ve got a new name. Faux-Hawk.”

Kyler and some other male Cobra Kai students laughed.

Hawk frowned and looked down at the mat.

Robby looked at Kenny in disappointment.  

Daniel and Johnny wrapped their arms around Hawk’s shoulders and helped him stand up. They led him to his fellow students and the Eagle Fang students.

Daniel and Johnny glared at Terry and Kim.

Gunther spoke. “We begin our girls' fight. Samantha LaRusso and Tory Nichols, please take the mat.”

Tory was nowhere to be found.

Kim approached Devon.

“Where is she?” Kim asked angrily.

Devon was baffled. “I don't know. I mean, she was just here.”

Terry was standing behind Kim.

“What do you mean you don't know?” Terry asked.

Terry looked at the rest of the Cobra Kai students. “What happened to Nichols?”

Nobody said anything.

Terry walked away.

Hawk was sitting in between the medic and Johnny. He was holding a water bottle. He had a frown on his face. 

Hawk’s fellow students looked nervous, and so did the Eagle Fang students.

Daniel approached his daughter. “Sam. Hey. They're fighting dirty. This is dangerous. You don't have to do this.”

“I know. But I can handle it. This is for all of us.” Sam said.

Chozen was standing behind Daniel.

Sam bowed.

Daniel and Chozen bowed.

Daniel looked proud of Sam.

Sam stood in front of the Sekai Taikai committee members and bowed.

Sam stepped onto the mat.

The Sekai Taikai committee members continued to wait for Tory.

“Tory Nichols?” Gunther sounded annoyed.

Robby looked at Miguel and Sarah. “Tory's not here. Something happened.”

Miguel and Sarah could tell that Robby was worried about Tory.

Terry walked up to Kim. “She's not out there. We need a female fighter.”

“We have one.” Kim said.

“I’ll go let him know.” Terry walked away.

Terry approached the referee.

Kim got Devon’s attention. “Miss Lee!” 

“Yes, Sensei?” Devon asked.

“Are you ready?” Kim asked.

“You want me to fight Sam LaRusso?” Devon asked.

“No. I want you to defeat her. Or are you too afraid?” Kim asked.

“No, Sensei.” Devon said.

“Then show me.” Kim told Devon.

Devon stepped onto the mat.

“Face me. Bow.” The referee told Sam and Devon.

Sam and Devon faced the referee and bowed.

“Face each other. Bow.” The referee told Sam and Devon.

Sam and Devon faced each other and bowed.

“Ready?” The referee asked.

Sam got in a fighting position.

Devon got in a fighting position.

“Fight!” The referee yelled.

It appeared that Sam scored the first point, but the referee ruled the strike out of bounds and told Sam and Devon to keep fighting. He further displayed his corruption by awarding a point to Devon despite Sam blocking her attack. Sam called for a time-out.

“Go to your senseis.” The referee told Sam and Devon.

Sam approached Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen.

Devon approached Terry and Kim.

Sam was angry. “I blocked that! And I got her below the shoulder.”

Daniel took a deep breath. “All right, look. Not every point is going to go our way.”

“Those calls put me down a point. I should be up one! If I lose the match because of it...” Sam trailed off.

Miguel walked up to Sam.

“Sam, you're the better fighter. Everyone knows it. The ref might not be doing you any favours, but you've got us in your corner. All of us.” Miguel said.

Chozen spoke. “Referee is moron. Must not leave room for error.”

“He's right. You make every point undeniable.” Daniel told Sam.

Chozen spoke to Sam in Japanese. His words translated to “Do your best.”

The fight resumed. Sam scored three consecutive points. The points were undeniable. The referee couldn’t ignore them without making his bias obvious.

“Winner: LaRusso.” The referee grabbed Sam’s arm and lifted it.

Daniel smiled proudly.

Sam’s fellow students cheered for her, and so did the Eagle Fang students.  

Sam and Devon walked away from the mat.

Sam walked up to her fellow students, the Eagle Fang students, Daniel, Johnny, and Chozen.

Devon walked up to Kim.

Daniel hugged Sam. “I am so proud of you, Sam. That was incredible.”

Sam smiled. “Jersey tough.”

Daniel smiled. “Jersey tough. It’s all you.”

Sam and Daniel did a fist bump.

Chozen smiled at Sam. “Samantha-san.” 

Chozen yelled something in Japanese. It translated to “You did it.”

Sam and Chozen hugged.

Sam’s fellow students, the Eagle Fang students, and Johnny pulled her into a hug. 

Kim was frowning. Her arms were crossed.

Devon looked ashamed. “I'm sorry, Sensei.”

“You apologize? For what?” Kim asked.

“I didn't win.” Devon said.

“And whose fault is that? Your leader failed you and your teammates by disappearing.” Kim said.

“I'm sure Tory had a good reason.” Devon said. 

“It does not matter. If she is not ready to lead, then I must make sure you are.” Kim responded.

The Sekai Taikai committee members declared that Cobra Kai had qualified for the tournament. They were equally impressed with Miyagi-Do and Eagle Fang. Gunther announced that Miyagi-Do and Eagle Fang had also qualified for the tournament, much to Terry’s chagrin.

“Congratulations, gentlemen, and welcome to the Sekai Taikai. We just need your dojo's name.” Gunther said.

Johnny spoke. “We are Miyagi-Do.”

Daniel spoke. “And we are Eagle Fang.”

Gunther looked confused. The representative from Japan whispered in his ear. 

“Well, which is it?” Gunther asked Daniel and Johnny.

Daniel sighed. “To be honest, it's not just one or the other. We represent two opposing philosophies coming together and finding common ground when none seemed possible.”

“That’s right.” Johnny said.

Johnny referenced Rocky IV. “If I can change and you can change, everybody can change.”

Gunther understood the reference. He smiled and nodded.

Johnny gestured to Gunther. “He gets it.”

“I do.” Gunther said.

Gunther and Johnny raised their fists.

“Nevertheless, we still need one name to enter. You don't have to decide now, but we need an answer soon. For now, congratulations, everyone, and welcome to the Sekai Taikai.” Gunther said.

The Sekai Taikai committee members left.

Miguel spoke to Sam. “Maybe one day, we'll both win.”

Daniel looked at the Miyagi-Do students and the Eagle Fang students. “We've all earned this. Each and every one of you brought your A-game. I couldn’t be prouder. With this tournament in our future, we've got a lot of work to do. But tonight...Tonight, go celebrate!”

The Miyagi-Do students and the Eagle Fang students cheered.

Miguel’s arm was wrapped around Robby’s shoulder. They were smiling.

Hawk and Sarah were standing next to Miguel and Robby. His arm was wrapped around her waist. They had smiles on their faces. 

Johnny looked at Miguel. “Hey. Listen, I told your mom I'd take her and Rosa out to dinner and a movie, so you guys are on your own if you want to host that celebration.”

Miguel was throwing a party at Johnny, Sarah, and Robby’s apartment.

An upbeat song was playing. People were drinking beer, dancing, and playing beer pong.   

Hawk, Sarah, Miguel, and Robby were in the kitchen.

Sarah was standing next to Hawk. Miguel was standing next to Sarah. Robby was sitting on the counter. 

Hawk’s mohawk was no longer green.

Sarah was wearing a white tank top that stopped a few inches above her belly button and showed off the lower part of her flat stomach, dark blue denim jeans, and black low-top Converse sneakers with white laces. Her naturally straight blonde hair was down. She had on a light amount of black eyeliner, a light amount of black mascara, and soft brown eyeshadow. Her lip balm was a pretty peach colour.

“What…Uh…Happened to the green?” Robby asked Hawk.

“Uh…Didn't really work for me, so…Still…Uh, figuring it out.” Hawk said.

“Dude, this is insane! How did everyone find out about this?” Miguel asked Hawk.

“Moon and Riley invited a ton of people from East Valley. I guess the word got out.” Hawk said.

A trio of girls arrived at the party.

“Hey. Came to party with us 'cause we got into the Sekai Taikai?” Mitch asked the girls.

“I have no idea what you just said. We came to drink.” One of the girls said. She had brown hair.

“The Sekai Taikai...” Mitch trailed off.

Hawk looked at Mitch and waved his hands in a “shoo” gesture. “Penis Breath, grab the girl a cup.”

Mitch walked away.

Miguel and the brown-haired girl exchanged a flirtatious look.

Hawk wrapped his arm around Miguel’s shoulder. “Anyway, let me introduce you to the biggest badass at the party.”

Sam took an Uber to Miguel, Johnny, Sarah, and Robby’s apartment complex. She thanked the Uber driver, then she walked into Johnny, Sarah, and Robby’s apartment.

Miguel and the brown-haired girl were making out on the couch.

Sam was hurt. As she walked out of the living room, she bumped into Chris. He was holding a cup of beer. Some of the beer got on his shirt.

“Oh, shit! Major party foul, Sam!” Chris yelled.

Miguel pulled away from the brown-haired girl. He made eye contact with Sam.

Sam started walking towards the door.

“Wait. No. Sam! Wait up! Hey! Sam!” Miguel chased Sam. He couldn’t catch up to her.

Sam walked through the door. She started crying.

“LaRusso.” 

Sam heard Tory’s voice and turned around.

Sam raised her fists.

“What are you doing here?” Sam asked angrily.

Tory held up her hand. “I'm not here to fight. I came to talk.”

Sam lowered her fists.

“About what?” Sam asked.

“You didn't lose the All-Valley.” Tory said.

Sam was shocked.

[savage-magpie]

Finished Small Odysseys today. I’m having thoughts about short stories now but hell if I know exactly what thoughts. Someone told me once that a short story is the story of one decision, and I think it can be, but many of these aren’t about a decision. Some don’t have much if any dialogue. Others don’t make much “sense,” or they do, but in a dream-sense, not literal-sense. That one about therapy and the unicorn, for example. On the one hand, what?! On the other, it read like an accurate reflection of trying to cope with grief/loss, and how sometimes nothing makes any sense. Why not have a talking unicorn spirit-animal giving you a box full of (potentially) clouds?

Part of the answer, I think, is mystery, a slow reveal of something the author knows and the readers don’t, yet. Or a situation as in Romeo and Juliet where you know how it ends but you want to know how it gets there, the exact circumstances that would bring about such a result. Many of these stories are remarkably short—unlike mine, in that respect. Yet they convey so much, or at least they convey something interesting, each and every one of them.

Also finished The View from the Cheap Seats. Man but that book is good. Gaiman gave me a whole list of books/authors to track down and try for myself, and more than that, he showed me ideas about dream-truth, liminal knowledge, myths and stories living in the seething wild unformed space around the edges of what we know; this undercurrent of shadow and dream and illogical logic runs under and through everything he says. It makes perfect sense, considering Sandman, Neverwhere, American Gods, the general here-but-not-here quality of his books.

Reading:

A Slip of the Keyboard, Terry Pratchett

Godsong, Amit Majmudar (still)

Keturah and Lord Death, Martine Leavitt (I read this one when I was younger, and it crawled into my head in a way I can’t explain, and I’m reading it again to figure out why. I am about 20% through and it is already a strange dreamlike story operating on fable-logic.)

True Biz, Sara Nović

A Handbook of Saxon Sorcery and Magic, Alaric Albertsson

Want To Read:

Devotions, Mary Oliver

A Declaration of the Rights of Magicians

Call Us What We Carry, Amanda Gorman

Danse Macabre, Stephen King

Supreme Inequality, Adam Cohen

Cultish, Amanda Montell

Horse, Geraldine Brooks

[mandsleanan]

What a lovely day to remember that my partner of nearly twenty years asked me out on our first date completely unintentionally.

[variousqueerthings]

was reading this article about cobra kai having a problem with female characters (true) but the way it described sam and tory was very not-how-i-read-their-dynamic-at-all?

first mistake actually was describing jessica andrews under the header of "all girls in the OG karate kid franchise are love interests and/or damsels" which dilutes their point a bit, because someone can go in and "well akshully...!" While she is a good character to bring back and give depth, because there isn't that much to her in tkk3 (but there is a lot to potentially play with), she's refreshingly not a love interest or a damsel (due to ralph)

I also can't speak much to how the writer described the next karate kid, I still need to watch it (the time, I think, has come), but there is something weirdly... backhanded about it... yes, I know it was kind of a cashgrab and pat morita wanted it to end and it's not good, but the description of julie pierce makes me 🤔 your focus on her role within it feels sexist

with tory and sam it claims that they're not going anywhere/just rehashing the same fight over boys over and over without any depth at all in season 4 and I strongly disagree on that front too

I was so into the tory and sam narrative in season 4, precisely because I see it constantly moving away from boys and into more complicated spaces of class and trauma and "guess we're obsessed with each other forever" vibes a la the OG karate rivals daniel and johnny

I actually think their dynamic is the most direct successor to that (with the obvious stumbles) - the boys barely factor into their emotional narrative anymore (sam a bit more with miguel, but her intensity is reserved for tory lbr), the same way ali faded into the background of the rivalry in tkk1

also the article claimed that tory's background has grown boring, and again I'm... hmmmm, because that's what draws kreese to her, that's the core of her problems, that could be a hold that silver has over her, why she bonded with robby and miguel, why both sam and amanda have more work to do on themselves in how they interact with her, 95% of amanda's narrative in s4, and I'd argue not given enough depth in previous seasons? it's good that it's given more focus in s4!

the real problem is allowing other female characters the same depth (named in the background now we have amanda, carmen, rosa, devon, piper, moon, yasmin, (aisha kind of), lucille, shannon, EDIT: forgot lynn and vanessa in my earlier post - also laura, kumiko, yuna, ali in their own way -- it's not like the characters aren't there) + bringing back characters from the past with the same fervour as the writing for terry and kreese (and maybe chozen, we'll see in s5!!)

anyway, I feel like there's some sexism inherent in the writing of that article, because it refuses to see sam and tory (and julie and jessica) on the terms they were actually written, warts and all, and itself claims them to be simply either girls who are "too love interesty" or girls who are trying too hard to "take on boys stories" or both

the "girls can't win narratively" is strong here...

[peralta-guaranteed]

Any hcs on Jake and his relationship with ava, iggy and Nikolaj? 🥰

something that the show sadly completely forgets about...! JAKE HAS SO MANY KIDS AROUND HIM ALREADY THERE’S NO WAY HE DOESN’T GO CRAZY ABOUT THEM A LITTLE ahem sorry

- he takes his godfather role with Ava so seriously. Like, more serious than he’s probably taken most things in his life. Terry has to admit he’s extremely surprised about it. Jake constantly asks him how Ava is doing, offers babysitting options (which they luckily don’t need), and you bet he gets the best toys / baby cuddlies for all holidays.

- he refuses to be the kind of ‘somewhat familiar adult in your life’ for Ava that he knows so well from his aunts and uncles - the kind that calls once a year, about a day after your birthday cause they forgot, and asks if you’re still into that ‘cartoon stuff’ no matter what age you are, and then a week later you maybe get a letter with like 5 dollars in it and a card of the completely wrong cartoon. He’s sworn to himself he’ll always know what Ava is into at the moment, and know more about her life apart from ‘that’s Terry’s kid’.

- I mean so far she’s mostly into soft toys, bed time stories and crayons so that’s easy, but you bet he’s gonna still be up to date once she gets into kindergarten and school later. The fact that he gets to team up with Terry, excited Dad Extraordinaire, just makes things even better. They’ve definitely not wasted an entire hour of work once scrolling through a toy web-store to find an Easter gift for her and ended up ordering like... five instead. And then some for the twins, because they shouldn’t feel jealous.

- in fact Jake kind of extends his godfather ‘duties’ to all three of Terry’s kids so none of them will feel left out and treated unfairly. The twins love having another adult around who’s even more up for silly stuff than their dad is, and Jake learns a lot of kid-show dance moves and theme songs whenever they visit the precinct and makes them giggle when he shows them all off to Amy in the middle of the breakroom

- and if you think he’s taking the godfather role seriously, my god, being an uncle?! Gina has to stop him from constantly bringing over new ‘cool’ stuff for Iggy and texting her things he sees she might like, or they could check out some time? He also gets to be a lot more hands-on with Iggy because a) Gina knows him well enough to know he’s not gonna mess it up and b) he’s grown up a lot in the past few years. (Milton jokes about it being ‘perfect baby training’ when Iggy spits up all over him but Gina complains that ‘no baby Jake will ever make with Amanda will ever be as great as Iggy, he’ll have to re-learn everything to tone it down’)

- he does get weirdly emotional with Iggy too, because... that’s Gina’s baby! His girl-bestie’s best girl! And she’s so tiny and chubby and nobody ever told him babies were so adorable?! How can you love a little thing, that doesn’t even know where they are at the moment or what’s happening, so much already? (And maybe, yes, okay, maybe there’s the whole engagement thing with Amy at the same time, and the idea that possibly in a few years there’ll be an equally chubby laughing little thing but with black hair and tan skin in his arms? Unbelievable.)

- Gina actually does take him up on the babysitting offers (because she’s a busy lady, and Jake has always been there to jump in for her since they were teens) so Jake+Amy do get a sort of trial-night with a baby... in which Amy doesn’t get to do much, really, because Jake is hovering like a true helicopter mom. She argues that she has five nephews and nieces, okay, she knows what she’s doing too, but then again she’s not going to complain when she gets to watch her man swaddle and coo over a little baby and do the weirdest, cutest babytalk in the world with her

- his relationship with Niko is a bit more rocky in the beginning. Not because of the adopted thing or anything, mostly because Niko is already so grown. Kids are much easier to handle when they don’t understand the random nonsense you’re saying to them, Jake realises, as Niko questions everything Jake says during their playdates with Charles. So things are a bit awkward and stilted until Jake realises that Niko’s “why?” phase of questioning everything just fits perfectly with his own nosiness and childlike fascination with things.

- they go to a museum of engineering once, and even Charles gets slightly bored of all the machines at some point, but Jake+Niko just get completely obsessed with all the ‘how it works / how it’s made’ displays and demonstrations, and then they find a whole room where you can build stuff and do like computery things, and Charles finds a comfortable place to sit after a while. Jake ends up with a non-functional robot that looks extremely cool, but can only shout YIPPIE KA YAY via the little soundbox he taped into it, while Niko has actually build a little destroyer robot aka Robot Wars style, and how dope is that?! He’s definitely the coolest kid Jake knows now, and Charles cries only a little bit hearing that.

- also Jake is 100% the guy who disappears into the kids area during work parties / squad meetups because why would he want to have yucky wine while talking about politics or some shit, when he can have a fake-tea and soda party with the coolest little girls (and boy) he knows and talk about mermaids and wizards and hobbits?!

- sometimes he also ends up back with the adult group with painted nails (Ava) and felt tip tattoos (Iggy) and a whole lot of clip-ins and ties in his hair (Niko) which Amy finds more adorable than she probably should