#trying to learn how to be a human

[1-800-cuupid]

[lilybug-02]

I like to think Ogrim put his professional voice on for that little speech. (Next page will be out January 6th. Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays)

Bug Fact: Some snails have hairy shells. The hair-like structures are used to keep them moist and improve camouflage. Pictures Below.

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Volume 2 Masterpost

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[starry-bi-sky]

no thoughts head empty de-aged blood blossom danny

if ONLY because i was at work yesterday out in the play yard and one of the babies from the one year old room walked up to me, held up her arms and went "up. up" and i caved like a wet fucken nOODLE and im inflicting that onto Bruce

so im just picturing like, roughly 18mo Danny, just absolutely teeny, walking up to Bruce in the Batman suit, grabbing his cape and pulling on it to get his attention or plastering himself to the side of his legs (<- real experience i've had) and when Bruce looks down at him Danny just goes "Bah-man, bah-man. Up."

and im teLLING YOU. Bruce would cave in a fucking heartbeat.

or if he crouches down, Danny will just crawl onto him anyways. wraps both arms around his neck and tries to raise his leg over his knee so he can wrap himself around his waist (<- ALSO A REAL EXPERIENCE I'VE HAD)

also he can't fully articulate himself yet, he doesn't have all of his teeth quite yet and phonetics are harD, so he can't say Bruce it just sounds like "boo" or "booce" like 'boost' but without the 't'.

[genericpuff]

[oh-dameron]

The more confidently certain Murderbot is that no bots have genders or any interest in sex or romance the less likely it sounds. Really? None of them?

Like how bot pilots can only communicate in images?

Or how a human could never really be friends with a bot?

Or how SecUnits are never friends with each other?

It keeps making these sweeping generalisations about things it doesn't have a lot of data outside of its own lived experience to support, and its experience is not universal.

At this point I would not be surprised if Iris hit MB in the face with the revelation that ART hates Holism because they were involved before Holism fucked around and left it for Sum Total.

[keferon]

BABY JAZZ ORCA GETTIN ALL THE PETS AND TREATSES

Realized I know almost nothing about orcas being held in captivity besides “they do tricks, their fins flop and the life generally kinda sucks there”.

Went to see if there’s more because I need new ideas.

Opened some videos about captive orcas.

Holy shit this is a nightmare material. The literal fucking torture. Change an orca into a human and you will get a category seven psychological horror. How is this even still legal.

Yeah so. Baby orca Jazz might very much enjoy the pets and treatses but those will not save him from angst

[benevolenterrancy]

It's like you can't even go get drinks with your nephew these days without the humans causing a fuss 😒

inspired by @allpiesforourown's post:

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 131

Okay, so first of all Dan would like to say it’s not his fault. Ellie was the one to bring some unknown object into the speeder and Jazz was the one driving. Or had Sam been driving- didn’t matter! It wasn’t his fault, he wasn’t the one shooting at them, he wasn’t the one to break whatever, he was not the one to open a stupid portal, and so it wasn’t his fault! 

So why is he now like, five years old, and why is the speeder crashed in some sort of corn field. Why is everyone- except for Jazz whose now like six- also like three at most?! And- oh fuck the door just opened and… okay that’s a kid. Like, nine at most. 

A kid and an adult, who he hadn’t noticed at first so again, it’s not his fault if he hissed at them and tried to hide his not-siblings behind him. It’s also not fair they’re apparently stuck to ghost speak for who knows how long, but at least they can understand the people. 

“Martha, get some blankets, it’s happened again!” 

[joanjehanne]

i'll figure out a monster john design so help me god

[yakool-foolio]

I will always be standing by my words that Eito is the reaping of what humanity has sown. His tragic existence morphing into weaponizing his fear and hatred is the consequence of society's actions long before he was even born. Since the primary reason he hates humanity is because of his acknowledgement of humans building their history upon violence and death, his beliefs cannot be shaken or swayed easily. He is the embodiment of cruel punishment that humanity is trying to run from after causing World Death. He is all of humanity's Pyramid Head.

It's absolutely upsetting that it has to be that way, but he was born into the role of a necessary evil when the Earth couldn't take care of the problem itself. It hurts so bad, but if it wasn't him, it was going to be somebody else taking up the mantle eventually. A shame it had to be someone who would've had so much genuine love in his heart if it weren't for that curse.

[beifong-brainrot]

"Katara outlawing bloodbending made sense" and "bloodbending may have healing properties and be useful outside of the horrific meatpupet thing" are sentences that can and should coexist actually.

[kat1nkulta]

Human loop blast

Very much failed lighting study

[thorough-witness-enjoyer]

Maybe it’s my experiences with my culture and having relatives who are immigrants, but the conflict between humanity and the eliksni reads more to me than just a message on xenophobia.

To me, it’s also about how groups who have experienced oppression are often pitted against each other by the circumstances created by their oppressors to keep them stuck in a cycle of violence and mistrust with one other. This cycle keeps groups who share similar pain and plights from extending mercy to each other and joining forces to fight against the systemic forces that brought them both into a hostile state, which is exactly what those forces want as it keeps those groups powerless and unstable.

[profmadscientist]

Hes everything to me

[albino-wildebeest]

“My name is Jack Marston - you knew my father.”

Hell’s Comin’ with Me - Poor Man’s Poison

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 81

Danny blinked at the small children Ellie was holding the hand of, looking quite proud of herself. The small children- between ten and twelve so somewhere similar to Ellie’s age- who both practically stank of magic and Gods. 

He took a deep breath, pinching the bridge of his nose even as Dan cackled while opening the door more to let them inside. “Alright, what’s your name, kids?”

“B-billy…um, Billy Batson...” “‘m Percy! Percy Jackson.” 

“Nice to meet you two- any idea where in your family you have a god or two, because one of you definitely smells like Zeus and I’m pretty sure Poseidon and I am not dealing with either of my half-brothers.”