Tw : expired food/rotten food
“Omg bayverse bumblebee looks so cool and pretty!!”
Bayverse bumblebee :
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Warning! The first page talks a lot about how there is no permanent state of self, and talks abstractly about why humans hate it. It talks about death, and technically stalking as well.
Mc is not doing hot in this.
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Top six most cooked customers WatchMojo:
- guy who complained about his brakes shuddering but we couldn't fault it. Took him for a drive with the foreman because he insisted it did it as he was driving out of the car park to leave... mans was pulling his handbrake. When the foreman said that's not what a handbrake is for the guy said "what about rally drivers"
- woman who asked us to "turn off the wifi" in her car to "stop the 5g from giving her cancer"
- customer who left their car unlocked with the keys in it out the front at like 10pm for their service the next day. our workshop is in a high crime rate area like literally just a couple weeks ago someone stole plates off a car out the front. best part was as they were leaving they looked RIGHT at the after hours drop-off box and then kept walking
- customer brought in a car to "remove live duck from front grille" there was indeed a live duck just. chillin in the front. he was fine he flew off
- this guy was not fine though: other customer who hit an entire large bird and somehow didn't notice until "oil" started leaking from their brand new car's front bumper.
- technician working on car notices STRONG off milk smell when driving into workshop. opens rear door to carry out work on rear door trim. curdled, cheesy bottle of pumped breast milk sitting in rear passenger door cup holder right next to baby seats.
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I've cleaned rotten shrimp from grocery claims two days in a row at my job...the light of the lord has left us and all that remains is rotten shrimp.
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🍴 - What is the absolute worst meal your character has ever eaten? Were they verbal about it or did they just not say anything?
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"I eat anything and everything. Or at least I did. I'm still not picky, but I wouldn't eat dog shit off a dog bowl that's for sure. Bentley used to give me whatever scraps he had leftover...I guess the worst that he's ever given me were a bunch of month old rotten vegetable and meat that was defrosted in the fridgerator for too long. Since I didn't get sick and he had to feed me, it worked out."
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