#two cats and a human au

[witchofthesouls]

I think I found the embodiment of Cat!Megatron high off his aft on expired catnip but don't know who's the victim for this spectacle. Definitely not the victorious ceiling fan.

I do hear the horrified scream of 'MAXIPAD!' from the pincushion to this alien warlord turned cat.

https://www.tumblr.com/gougerre/747489749123645440?source=share

There are two victims here.

Megatron's dignity because he crashed into the wall and Optimus/Cinnamon/Cinnabuns was laughing so hard that Prime fell off the couch and still wheezing for air.

And Kevin's safety because he has a talent of taking perfectly timed photos and videos, and Megatron will never forgive him.

[omgfiredragon18]

Mom says it's my turn on the writing

I made another fanfiction, inspired by this fic

Quick warning there is a slight mention of death, but no one died and its not lingered on. Alright lets go.

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Night was slowly slipping away as thunder clapped overhead. The rain poored down in cold sheets that obscured anyone from seeing more than ten feet in front of them. However, if anyone had bothered and looked in one window in a perfectly normal-seeming house, they would see one glowing yellow eye peering out from between the curtains. 

Inside the house, Clyde was pressing its face up to the window. It ached to hunt, to sink its claws into another person and drain their mind. But the thought of getting wet kept them inside the house.

It hated going into the rain. The rain obsured its vision, and while it didn't need to see perfectly to hunt, it did get annoying. Plus, its costume just absorbed all of the rain, and it took forever for it to finally dry out. While it's drying, the soaked costume would drip, causing it to leave behind a trail of water. It hated leaving any sort of trail. The trails always made it feel super paranoid. A problem that had only gotten worse since its partner went missing. Overall, going out into the rain was a very annoying and uncomfortable process.

Slowly it slunk off of the window sill and deeper into the humans house. The wallpaper was torn and scratched, mostly due to Clyde's tail spike. The couch had started to sag a little on the side that Clyde had claimed as its own. The path from the living room to the bedroom was as ingraned into its memory as the knowledge of its own nest. 

It had been spending more and more time in this place. Not because it liked being there. It would definitely much rather be out hunting. It's just that every second spent around the human was a chance to gain more information about the foundation, and in turn Winfry. 

Winfry, that was why it was doing everything. That was why it was hanging around this no where town. Usually, during the night it was preoccupied enough with hunting and observing the human that it could push away the despair that lived in its bones. However, every morning when it went back to that cold, wide, open nest, it felt the absence of its partner. The loneliness felt like it was getting its own soul ripped out. It had to get them back no matter what. Its partner was one hundred percent the only reason Clyde was hanging out with the human. It was for its partner.

The whole process would be much easier if the human communicated more information with it. Of course, Clyde could just devour Alex's mind; however, it didn't like that idea. It reasoned that it was probably because it couldn't gain any new information after the human was consumed. Clyde couldn't enter the foundation without being captured. But Alex, Alex worked there. They enter and leave that hell every day. So it kept the human alive. Just long enough to get what it needed. 

...It also didn't hurt that the human made great sandwiches. Sue it, it was hungry, and even if the sandwiches didn't fill them up, they helped take off the edge.

Alex also helped ease the loneliness ever so slightly. While they could never compare to Winfry, they also weren't the worst thing to be around. They were far easier to deal with than Simon, and they were clearly still scared of it. 

It had been unconsciously wandering down the long, dark hall that led the humans room. Only snapping out of their thoughts once they were right out front of the closed door. It figured that thinking about them must have caused it to start moving closer. 

Reaching out Clyde slowly turned the doorknob. Carefully, it pulled the door open until there was just enough space for it to crawl inside the room. Clyde had figured out that if it opened the door any more, the door would creek loudly. Ever so gently, it began to push its way in, trying its best not to move the door. Once it was in, it quickly closed the door. Once the door clicked shut, Clyde relaxed and made its way over to where Alex was asleep. 

It thought the human was interesting to observe. Like most humans, they slept through the night and went on with their activities during the day. It was odd. Why would anyone want to be out during the day? It was so bright you couldn't get any hunting done. Never the less, every morning the human would follow the same routine that ended with them leaving the house while the sun rose. When Alex came back, they always looked very nervous and tense. They seemed incredibly distressed, either by the foundation, Clyde, or both. However, while Alex was asleep, they were far calmer than when they were awake; the tension they held in them seemed to melt away while they rested. 

At least, most of the time it did. There was a night awhile ago where Clyde had heard distressed sounds coming from Alex's room, and when it went to investigate, it found them trashing about in their sleep. Clyde had attempted to check on them by lightly tapping them on the shoulder. The result of that was Alex waking up in a flash and almost punching the demon. Luckily for them both, Clyde managed to dodge out of the way of the attack.

Every night before and after that, Alex was calm and undisturbed in their rest. However, Clyde did tend to check on them more after that incident. If the human was going to die, Clyde needed to make sure they were able to absorb all of their knowledge. That's why.

Staring at them Clyde felt the beginnings of sleep pull at its edges. The storm was raging full force, and it seemed unlikely to stop before the sun finished rising. It figured it had two options: it could just go and be miserably wet, or it could risk heading back to the nest in the daylight.

Or it could...

It only did it because it was convenient. No other reason. Just for one night. Because of the rain.

It slowly clambered up onto the bed. Its claws nearly pulled the green blanket off as it hoisted itself up. Once it had managed to get on top of the bed, it settled itself on top of Alex. Curing over them like it used to do with Winfry. 

It just liked the feeling of having prey already caught for when it woke up. Yeah, that was it. It definitely wasn't the reassuring feeling of Alex breathing under it. Totally. It settled into the warm, soft bed, relaxing and letting a purr slowly build in its chest. For a makeshift nest, it wasn't the worst thing ever.

It curled into itself a little tighter. As the night slowly became day, Clyde succumbed to the exhaustion in its bones. It slowly shut its eyes and drifted off to sleep.

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A few hours later, Alex opened their eyes to find the Eastridge demon fast asleep on top of them.

It was going to be a long day today.

[eggsistential-basket]

man the struggle of going back into my old art and trying to see if i've improved or not

[zirconpetals]

Sam & Max sleeping in bunk beds is so cute to me...

I could just imagine them being like 8 and having a sleepover and deciding they're gonna get bunk beds when they grow up (somehow it seems alluring when you're a kid...) so they could have a sleepover every night and then doing just that when they get an apartment together.

Or maybe it's more of a practical thing, for some reason I'm under the impression that their bedroom is very small, so they probably couldn't have fit a bigger bed or more than one bed in there so they had to figure something out.

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

who's your favorite character to draw? (doesn't have to be only mdzs characters)

I'd have to go with...Little Apple and Wei Wuxian!

[journey-to-the-attic]

I've just discovered the pet zoo au and I.am.obsessed.

NO CUZ LIKE IMAGINE IK AND BELPHIE LISTENING TO "WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY" AND BELPHIE JUST STARTES MAKING FOX NOISES ON THAT PART.

Also for some reason I think beels "woof" would be like that one meme with the husky where the humans are trying to sush it and he just lets out the most definde 'woof' ever.

Another thing,what if they tried to write out their names??? Like Satan steps in int and tries to make multuple paw prints on a paper to draw out his name in a way (he fails)

Also, it's said that crows can learn some words...what if crow Mammon (due to being magic as well) manages to start saying a few words and even starts making full on sentences. Can just imagine him flying through the window and landing in front of Ik and her dad like "feed me mortals or perish" as a joke to freak them out BC 'omg a talking crow' AND THEY INSTEAD START SCREAMING THWIR BUTTS OFF WHILE MAMMON IS TRYING TO CALM THEM DOWN BUT IT ONLY TURNS WORSE.

On the talking crow Mammon topic,what if he tells Ik what the others want to tell her?? Like "Yeah Lucifer wants you to put more Britney Spears" or "Levi wants to watch you play this game" or "Asmo says you gotta go pet him"

(wanna hear more from you tho BC I like your hcs, they're funny and silly)

orders given, orders received (/j i've been wanting to talk more about this au too!!)

i love the idea of the brothers attempting to communicate their names,, i feel like lucifer and/or satan would come up with some really smart method of going about it (like laying out books or ripping up a newspaper and using the letters), but ik and her dad are just like 'ah, what silly animal antics' and clean up the mess without even noticing what they're trying to spell out

so at first they just all have nicknames-

lucifer: peter (as in Peter the Peacock)

mammon: car (crow goes "caw!", caw sounds like 'car', ergo, car)

levi: socks (on the first morning after they took the animals in, ik found him trying to hide inside one. it's also funny because usually you get cats or dogs named this)

satan: paddy (aunt lisa picked this one - as in st paddy, for his green eyes)

asmo: duchess (ik had a feeling he'd like it)

beel: boof (it's the noise he makes)

belphie: hu (from the chinese word for fox (zhao picked this one). sometimes it's extended to hu-hu)

at first, satan and asmo are the only ones who like their new nicknames, while everyone else is mostly neutral on theirs, apart from lucifer, who HATES his

however, he still responds to it, so really it's his fault that it sticks

eventually everyone warms up to their new nicknames, but they'd still like their new family to know their actual ones

i like the idea of mammon learning speech, so yes he'd be the one to eventually relay the message!

he hops around on ik's shoulder going "lucifer! lucifer! lucifer!", and ik thinks her crow friend is conducting a ritual up until she realises he keeps pointing his beak at peter the peacock

she does switch to their actual names once she learns them, but in her head she still tends to refer to them by their nicknames, and they still respond when she uses them aloud

mammon's language would be more fluent than a regular crow's, but i don't think he'd generally be able to string together full sentences

so it's more like a "hey! food!" when he's hungry, "kid? okay?" when he's concerned, "levi. bowl. broke!" when he's snitching

he can manage full sentences if he tries really hard, but he usually can't be bothered, so he saves them for when he's serious

for example, if ik were getting bullied, he would go full fluency mode to say "i'm gonna kill them for you"

the other brothers are mostly happy to just chill (particularly levi and belphie), but lucifer gets so restless with no work to do that he starts assigning himself random chores to occupy himself

for example he's decided it's his job to open all the curtains in the morning and close them at night

ik starts bringing home random worksheets from school and lucifer will just sit there staring at them (he doesn't have hands to write with so he just has to answer mentally)

levi has a little box by the window from which he can see the tv and also sunbathe

ik brings home a sheet of stickers so that he can pick some to decorate with

beel is SUCH a big dog that he would take up the whooole sofa or bed if he sat there, so usually he very politely sticks to the floor

but then they buy him a big blanket and he starts carrying it with him from room to room to rest on (belphie also steals it a lot)

everyone has their own little spots around the house where they usually stay, apart from mammon, who is nearly always found on ik's shoulder

if ik isn't home he will stand on zhao's head instead

satan nearly always sleeps on either ik or zhao's bed and at some point his habit extends to the others, so they start taking it in turns being 'guards' for both humans at night

lucifer pretends to be above it as if he DOESN'T trot himself right to rooms and stay there the whole night as soon as it's his turn

whenever ik's stressed out from school she comes home and just plonks herself on beel

he's such a big dog that he barely even feels it so he's perfectly happy to be a big fluffy pillow

levi spends most of his time in his box but he'll also be quite happy to go around the house draped around ik's neck and listening to her narrate her whole day to him

sometimes ik brings asmo ribbons and such and he gets so excited that he does that jumpy twisty thing rabbits do (i think it's called binkying?)

asmo and satan both get the zoomies but satan's always so embarrassed about it afterwards, while asmo simply owns the energy and then flops over for pats afterwards

belphie's normally very quiet and docile but occasionally he'll just SCREAM and it scares everyone in the house

[quietwingsinthesky]

the human au doctors are all ambiguously from Not Great Home Situations but i think twelve specifically was having a terrible time as a foster kid and decided this little gang of weirdos would be his new family

[uppastthejelliclemoon]

"i believe in you, tumble."

"you do?"

[underthewingsofthblackeagle]

Chapters: 28/? Fandom: A Discovery of Witches (TV), All Souls Trilogy - Deborah Harkness Rating: Mature Warnings: The Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Diana Bishop/Matthew Clairmont, Diana Bishop & Matthew Clairmont Characters: Diana Bishop, Matthew Clairmont, Paula the Cat (original character), Margarethe Schmidt (original character), Marcus Whitmore, Phoebe Taylor, Hamish Osborne, Dr. Miriam Shepherd Additional Tags: Human AU, Modern AU, irregular updates, Major Character Death Mentioned Summary:

Diana Bishop's life had taken many undesirable turns. Still, she hoped she had finally found a place where she could live a quiet and unobtrusive life free from further upheaval. But then she meets a man who tests her patience and politeness.

[acaciapines]

@mallowstep made a post yesterday about how daemon aus really cannot work in warrior cats that got me. pulling up all my old desperate attempts to make them work and. um. so i might have an idea.

yes i am stretching the definition of "daemon au" to its absolute limits and this might not count as one but in my heart it does actually <3 see yall in like a week with what the first (that i know of at least) warrior cats "daemon" au <3

[yotsubaclover]

hihi doodle dump

[nadare-writer]

Chapters: 2/2 Fandom: One Piece Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Roronoa Zoro & Vinsmoke Sanji Characters: Roronoa Zoro, Vinsmoke Sanji Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Cats, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fluff, Friendship, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Chef Vinsmoke Sanji, Slice of Life, Cat Zoro, Fandom-Blind Friendly, Car Accidents, Transformation, Bonding, Food Porn, Talking Animals, Bakeneko, Two Shot Summary: When a new human moves into his territory, Zoro discovers the joys of having his own personal chef.

[itsredpaint]

😺

[yourbuerokrat2]

Q: Quit your job. 

Picard: Why?

Q:  Be my full-time pet. 

[yourlocalmissingtexture]

Staring daggers (lovingly) at my boyfriend for getting a song from a musical stuck in my head because it’s in his hypothetical AMV for the (even more) unhinged AU version of my mad scientist character

The song is “Alive” by Anthony Warlow from the Jekyll & Hyde musical btw

[allmightyscroll-swag]

YOU. YOUR OCS. TELL ME EVEYRHING

WHICH ONE?