#two fucking years --'

[green-blue-heller]

Ryan Reynolds is a heller and joined tumblr so he could celebrate the two year anniversary of destiel going canon.

[gayest-squrrel]

tgat is a drink not food go eat REAL FOOD

EVERYONE IS SO MEAN TO MEEEEEEEEE

[daughteroftheunspeakable]

m sorry the writing is takin longer than usual im relistening to that stupid song from that reddit post nand i cant fukcing breathe

[winged-nonbinary-loser]

Today my dear friend saw something I had posted about getting accidentally misgendered and very kindly wrote a sentence about me to make me feel better…

And it’s really sweet of him but this motherfucker apparently forgot that he’s the trans man and I’m just a trans masc nonbinary person

He wrote me a message to make me feel better with the wrong pronouns

I love the dude but

BRUH

[deadwife]

Guess who thought they were regular sick but got two positive RAT results?

(In which I am the child and the dodgeball is covid.)

I went to Boston in January during the peak of the omicron surge, used public transportation, and went to museums and shit and didn’t get it then. Pretty pissed that I managed to get it at home in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

At least I’m fully vaccinated, as are my roommates, family, and coworkers. :/

[apollos-boyfriend]

just saw a clip where f1nn5ter was saying how at this point, he can’t be cis, but at the same time, he doesn’t feel like he’s trans—he’s just neither. and someone in chat was like “you can’t be neither cis nor trans that’s not how it works” i love finn but why is his chat so fucking bad 😭 stop recreating binaries for the love of god, identity does not have to fall into these neat little boxes for you to police

[bluegiragi]

chomp

early access + nsfw on patreon

[natp20]

i don't know what it is about the fantasy high setting that drives me completely insane. the mall has an ice cream parlour owned by a djinn and a strudel place with direct supply from the strudel dimension. your gnome parents modified the lawnmower to have fun with their new "friends." death means nothing if you've got your spells prepared. generational curses that make your life miserable recognize that you're not the stepdad, you're the dad that stepped up. we wanted something else from our god, so we made her into something else. your wizard principal is on a time travel roadtrip with his half-phoenix daughter and spent an obscene amount of money on a jet ski. there's a strudel dimension.

[dandyshucks]

being in love with a fictional character will make u produce art u didnt know u were capable of

~

[if ur part of the "fiction doesnt affect reality" crowd: please fuck off lol]

[whatisamildopinion]

whatever the true reason is for Kipperlilly hating Riz specifically, there is something uniquely hilarious to me about the idea of this high strung rogue harboring this pathological, foaming-at-the-mouth-with-hatred, one-sided rivalry with another rogue student for two whole years, and then she shows up to the first day of junior year and gets read for filth by his cleric friend, who goes on the immediately surpass all previous levels of hatred and create a two-sided rivalry that the original rival is just tagging along with because of Friend Duties. absolutely hysterical that Riz hates Kipperlilly out of disdain for the ratgrinders and solidarity with Kristen, meanwhile Kipperlilly's main-character rivalry with Riz was usurped in roughly .5 seconds by Kristen Applebees whipping out "What are you, like, four dogs?"

[psrj]

demon king of salvation

[ewwww-what]

You are not a coward. You have a goddamn medical condition, alright?

[cozylittleartblog]

worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

[sea-buns]

Brennan's "I don't know, man" and "I have never broken Zac like this" and then Zac/Gorgug back-diving out of the nest is so EXTREMELY reminiscent of their dynamic in The Ravening War. Particularly when Brennan was like "Zac did not say one line that I did not fully break and laugh at" and then, separately, Zac/Colin's freefall into the poison after Brennan's infamous "For the first time in his life, Raphaniel understands sexual arousal."

[linxiety-is-here-and]

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[xiewho]

toxic AND doomed by the narrative. who is doing it like u kristen applebees