#txf shitpost

[sentientsky]

pov: you’re a freshly recruited fbi agent and the objects of the office’s betting pool show up to a crime scene in the middle of the night dressed like this

[twinktor-frankenstein]

[lost-in-ace]

[devious-little-milkmaiden]

In honor of SIX YEARS (and over 1,000 posts) of having this blog I would like to share with you all...

A "cult classic" post--got little attention and I dont rlly like it but the people who like it like it.

A post that received plenty of love for all the right reasons (thank you all so, so much)

A post I consider to be a "hidden gem" (I didn't tag this one so it was highly unlikely anyone would have ever seen it but I think it's really funny lol)

A post I really like thinking about

A post that was slept on for good reason

A post I look back on and think "aww, that was cute of 15-year-old me"

A post I spent 2 seconds on

A post I spent 3 days on (thank you so much for giving this one so much love)

A fly ball post that happened to hit bullseye (I don’t know how to use sports metaphors)

A post from my ~aesthetic~ tumblr phase (side note: the NYPL is absolutely fantastic)

A post from my ~poetry~ tumblr phase

A post from my ~shitpost~ tumblr phase

A post where I resisted my destiny

A post where I accepted my fate

A post where I shared too much personal info

A post where the gays won

A post where the gold was really in the tags

A post that sat in my drafts for quite a while

A post that should’ve stayed in the drafts

A post where I just babbled incoherently and everyone was like “amen”

A post where the mental insecurity is capital-P Prevalent

A post I love returning to bc the reblogs make me cackle

A post that is my personal favorite (I couldn't stop giggling while making this one)

My very first post!!!!

Thank you to everybody for all the love!! It's been such a privilege to be able to interact with and relate to people with shared interests for what has now been SIX YEARS!!!?!?!?! WOW.

[mytortoisegotstuckinatupperware]

I just finished the pilot episode of the files

and I have this urge to start a new blog

[jodians]

clarice in every starly fic

[korixae]

went to go watch x files just now and the archive page with all of the x files and the lone gunmen and millennium on it has been taken down 😭😭😭😭 if anyone knows where i can watch them free again id appreciate it 😭 i do have other websites for x files they’re just dodgier but i don’t for the lone gunmen or millennium :(

[agent-troi]

lmao mulder is literally mansplaining vampirism to a vampire. vampsplaining? can you do that if you're not a vampire yourself?

[greenteacryptid]

I need to rewatch the X-Files

I miss my bbgirls

[sentientsky]

i haven’t seen a single episode of x-files in its entirety. but this is canon because i said so. i’m chris carter btw xoxo

[geez-how-to-choose-a-nickname]

someone: so what do you do for a living huh

fox fucking mulder:

[femininomen0n]

i am completely fine but you know who isn't completely fine?? mulder. and scully too. seriously what is up with them

[devious-little-milkmaiden]

Skinner slander

[lefthandedbastard]

[that-thing-in-the-closet]

I started xfiles like 2 days ago how am i already this insane. This is a new record for me holy shit