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[jodians]

the idea of the silence of the lambs and the x-files coexisting with each other in the same universe is so funny to me lmfao

like mulder, scully, and clarice would unironically be the most chaotic, and hilarious, trio in the fbi

[jodians]

i propose that clarice and bedelia’s ship name should be starlier

[jodians]

“clarice starling is a lesbian,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off the stage in shame. “no, shes right!” i hear a voice in the back say. the lights come on. it’s jodie foster.

[jodians]

thomas harris really wrote a book series about a dude who is a cannibal and expects the reader to believe that all of the characters are straight as if cannibalism isn’t the gayest crime

[jodians]

hannibal lecter must be insane at eating ass

[jodians]

i think chris carter gave scully the haircut she had in season 1 (post the pilot) as a reference to the lady at clarice starling’s graduation at the end of the silence of the lambs to make it look like scully was there & that tsotl & the x-files coexist in the same universe

like that lady could very easily pass for scully 🤨⁉️

and scully is (heavily) inspired by clarice and they’re canonically born around the same time so if tsotl & txf were to coexist, scully would either be at the academy at the same time as clarice or she’d be a little bit older than her sooooooooo

[jodians]

clarice in every starly fic

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i knew jodie foster was a real one when i found out that she’s clannibal’s #1 hater

[jodians]

gay people’s need to see gillian anderson and jodie foster kiss is so strong that they ship clarice starling with random gillian characters 😭

[jodians]

me 🤝 dana scully 🤝 clarice starling

fatherless

[jodians]

jodie foster is for those girls who grew up as awkward, tomboyish queers with braces and weirdly deep voices for a preteen who were painfully far in the closet

[jodians]

instead of shipping mulder and scully, may i propose shipping mulder and dale cooper from twin peaks and scully and clarice starling

[jodians]

fox mulder be like: this is my girlfriend dana scully and her girlfriend clarice starling