#ugh lovely people

[yurtletheturtlehenderson]

Hello, my love! I saw you on my dash and remembered how much I love you! I hope you’ve been having good days since we last spoke ❤️❤️ Ilysm babes!!

Me after realizing how much I love you ^^^

AHHH, HELLO, HEY, HII IVE MISSED YOU HI 😭💞

Thank you so so much and I hope the same - I hope life has not only been treating you kindly but spoiling you rotten, my dear ☺️ you more than deserve it! Ilysm hon, thank you again you made my day 🥲💓

💕💕💕 - Yurtle

[lilislegacy]

honestly one of the reasons i love percy and annabeth so much is because they are both so cool. like… they are equal amounts of legendary badass. i feel like in most ships, there’s usually the one character who is a walking legend (often the woman lol) and then the other is honestly just happy to be there. but both percy and annabeth are legit the most awesome people to ever exist. they’re equal levels of intimidating. both extremely accomplished and respected. both insanely powerful. both extremely attractive. both are extraordinary leaders. both brave and kind and funny.

ugh they are just so much cooler than me. than everybody

[polinsated]

colin: *is angry, feels betrayed and insecure and turned on* also colin:

[alluralater]

imagine getting your back blown out and your guts rearranged by a girl who gets tummy aches after eating a cookie. like imagine looking at me and thinking i’m sweeter than pie but then a handful of hours later i’ve got you on your stomach moaning and slurring your words into the couch cushions as i rail you with my strap from behind. “it’ssssso fucking deep” “mmm fuck. tell me all about it, baby” and you do. you will. you should. you’ll tell me exactly how it feels or i’ll be SO sweet about it when i bury my cock in you to the hilt and force you to take it as deep as you can. one hand in your hair to pull your head up so you can tell me what i want to hear, and the other holding your thighs open so i can see what a fucking wet mess you’ve become around my cock. god you look so fucking good like this, baby <3

[naeella]

Soundwave 🔊

[sanvees]

"The Goddess sent the Nine-Tailed Fox to punish him."

[planetvries]

nothing bad happened, the end :)

[wheelchairtetris]

Every disabled person deserves several million dollars to build or renovate their perfectly accessible ideal home I am not even joking. I would dismantle the us military in a heartbeat and give millions of dollars to every disabled and/or unhoused person so that they can have a home they love.

[the-crooked-library]

i think the primary reason why K/S has such overwhelming appeal is and always shall be that it is, at its core, a soulmate bond that has to be forged. the only way a t'hy'la bond can manifest is through shared toil, hardships, and undying devotion; it must be given effort and put together piece by piece - but at the same time, by the nature of its creation, it alters all realities on a cosmic level, to the point that Kirk and Spock must meet in every universe.

t'hy'la is not spontaneous. it is not a soulmate mark, it doesn't spring to life at first sight or first touch or first word. it is destined - because it is chosen, time and time again. you cannot have one without the other

[guardianspirits13]

Bouncing off all of the fanfics where the Dead Boys are brought back to life again for a period of time to suggest that their thoughts on it are the opposite of what you’d anticipate based on their perception of the living while they’re ghosts. Charles sorely misses living while a ghost, despite all the awful, awful things he was subjected to. Edwin, despite 70+ years in Hell, is perfectly content as a ghost and finds the living distasteful to a degree.

But, when they get hit by an “aliving” spell, that’s not how it goes down at all.

Edwin has not been in a human body for over a century- and even then only got sixteen years of it- so he forgets how much he was missing as a ghost. Actually being able to feel things- the warmth of human touch, the breeze through his hair, the texture of worn book pages. The smell of petrichor after rain, a warm cup of sweet tea. Even just sleeping and having the ability to give his overactive mind a break. He’s forgotten how many good things there were about being alive.

Charles, as expected, is thrilled to be alive again and his first few days on solid ground are a whirlwind, but his energy is short lived. He frequently sleeps over 12 hours a night, and can’t bring himself to get out from under the covers for another hour longer. His appetite fades quickly, and he finds that foods he’s been craving for 35 years just don’t taste the same. Initially he chalks it up to his mind and body readjusting to human life (despite Edwin having none of the same issues), and continues enjoying what he can. But eventually, it becomes clear that something is very very wrong. His right arm that he shattered at age 14 (and didn’t get properly treated for days) begins to ache again. Sudden touches are no longer a gentle spectral sensation, but an unexpected pressure that he shrinks away from. His body feels heavy, and his energy drains quickly if he has any to begin with.

It turns out that over three decades of repressed physical and emotional trauma took its toll on him, and he had naïvely forgotten-or perhaps willfully omitted- the struggle that was his life when he wasn’t out kissing girls and pretending like his father didn’t exist.

Edwin feels a sense of freedom in being human again, away from all the supernatural trauma he has endured, while for Charles it is more of a burden than he ever recalled it being.

[modharvest]

Helping his husband get ready for work :)

[reshirfuse]

ough toshiro is speedrunning his way to being one of my fav characters. He's so autistic and terrible at expressing himself and comes from a high context "saying no is extremely rude" culture. He is a foreigner. He withdraws when he's overwhelmed because he can't express articulately his needs. The most selfish thing he ever did was ask his family to try and rescue falin with him. He respects laios so damn much, and had a hard time telling laios to back off cause he didnt want to be rude to someone he sees as so sincere. He's dedicated and hard working to a fault. That dedication and respect is how he says "i love you." I want this man to be fed and happy.

[rocketbirdie]

he's having a good time! don't worry about it :)

[hooned]

it's the sunoo effect 🥰

[alluralater]

on my knees fucking them hard. the bottoms of their thighs resting across the top of mine. perfect angle to rut up into them. fingers like a vice grip on their hips, forcing them to take every inch of my strap. fast deep thrusts while they moan and whine. telling them how good it feels to pound that wet pussy as their eyes roll back. and right when they’re completely out of it, right when they’ve surrendered to those brutal strokes, given it up for me, perfect and willing to take everything— i fucking stop. ceasing all movement and staying buried inside them to the hilt. you’re so good for me. you want to take it hard, don’t you. softer just isn’t enough for you now. watching them whimper and shake their head. trying desperately to move their hips but i’m holding them too tight to allow any real friction. oh you want to move for me? mmm that pussy is pulsing around my cock, i think you want to cum for me. but maybe i’ll leave you like this. so close. so fucked out. releasing one hip and rubbing their clit with my thumb. shhh. be good. show me your tongue. biting my lip and tapping my thumb on their warm tongue before using my other fingers to pull their jaw closed around it. mmm there you go. just like that. you just needed something in that mouth. good. now roll those nipples and moan for me. pulling out half of my length before slamming back into them. you’re going to cum in ten seconds. 10. nodding and moaning, hands on their breasts. 9. pinching their nipples hard and whining between strokes. 8. pulling my thumb from their mouth and taking their other hip in my hand to fuck them harder. 7. let me hear you. 6. oh you can do better than that. look how wet you are. taking me so well. be loud for me. 5. there you go. 4. speeding up my thrusts. 3. are you going to cum for me? smiling and fucking into them harder, mocking tone. 2. oh i know honey. i know. 1. cum for me. now.

[fennelwasp]

The Saint and the False Prophet