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// OR, in other words, I was inspired by blogs like @aita-alternia @alternian-advice @alternia-legal-advice @alternian-mutant-madness @idiots-of-alternia @alternian-relationship-advice @quadrant-horror-stories and everyone else making homestuck gimmick blogs like this and wanted to join in LMAO
//I may be a lot late to the party but the idea is I wanted to make somewhere where everyone who was making these kind of blogs could sorta.. promote themselves? So that its easier to find everyone and stuff? So you're welcome to do that, OR you can also advertise the other typical stuff like fake businesses or other troll get togethers and stuff. or like previously mentioned you can just advertise to everyone how much one specific troll sucks. Whatever you want! Be creative, have fun, etc etc :]!!!! the definition of what an advertisement is here is Very Broad LMAO there's no wrong way to do it!! (probably.)
// (also for the record, I'm about to introduce the in-character mod in a second LMAO ive just gotta finish drawing something first!!)
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What are your headcanons regarding the Book of Life?
not a hc just something i think people should know. joaquin can see dead people!!! like with his eye that got damaged from the blast. jorge implied it in one of his tweets and i think that was gonna be a key point of the teased sequel that. hasn't happened yet </3
now for actual hcs.
joaquin has basically no pain tolerance. for literally anything.
manolo wrote creep in-universe. like just the 30 secs that are actually in the movie (someone needs to pay diego luna to do a full cover tbh)
maria's just goated idk. she probably overdoes it sometimes, it's harder for her to get respect so she'll end up being a bit of a tryhard about it.
she's probably vegan tbh. but it'd be funnier if she wasn't.... like oh no you died but at least you're tasty <33 jkjk.
joaquin feels like the kind of guy to be like wow bacon sounds real good rn whenever chuy annoys him. it's never serious
after manolo died he was never really the same. maria sometimes has nightmares about losing him again, and while he would never admit it, joaquin worries too.
dude he probably has some guilt over the "it should've been you" 'cause like. manolo died right after he said that damn.
what am i talking about 🔥🔥🔥 i think they're all weirdos and they all support and care eachother send tweet
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THE angstiest/darkest hc you have
I do adore angst but i dont think i have any specifically dark/angsty headcanons. I'll pick one that isnt particularly dark or angsty but makes me a tad squeamish; maya has scars on her shins from the broken glass at the crime scene in the office. yeag from when she runs/drops to mia's side.
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guys imma be real im having a real weird issue with tumblr rn where like. any ask i get doesn't appear until i get another ask? and sometimes i just can't see posts? Like the starter i just responded to for @cyfaredd - i knew it existed. i searched his blog, i searched my activity and mentions, it just wouldn't appear on my screen. (Even though i was @ in it)
so like. idk if you've @ me in something maybe shoot me a message abt cause there's a real chance i am not seeing it augh
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☀️ i am so sad, i heared that they wont include anything from fes or portable, so no femc, no answer or the like. I hate it here, why this disrespect to my girl Minako i will fight somebody at atlus HQ
oh. well i will say it straight (the only thing straight about me i fear lol) but thats likely not entirely true, ☀️ anon. idk if youve seen this post but it sums it up pretty well https://www.tumblr.com/petorahs/719925542729695232
and the full article published a while later:
bad ign reporting aside, i was also pretty upset at first since no femc and the answer! but then i saw a good point someone made about the femc case:
persona 3 reload has reportedly been in development for four years. and in that four years thats standard time to build a game from the ground up, maybe even too little – anyone who's been in game dev can tell us that. p3re doesnt reuse assets, too, it's completely from scratch. so having femc isnt simply a matter of model swap. they'd also have to program the UIs and make everything pink - sure, that could be "easy", but there's also the changed social links and team dynamics (more writing to be done), weapon system and all that (more coding)? so its like... i'd be actually surprised if they managed a femc during those 4 years. its quite a lot of work to re-adapt base p3 as is i feel and modernizing it. also i feel like atlus themselves wouldnt want to do their character and her fanbase wrong so of course they wouldnt fkn slap on a few pink menus and call it a day. they surely want to rewrite the s links and everything too in accordance to her. art takes time.
(with all that being said bullying atlus for femc is warranted actually maybe then her inevitable dlc might come faster lmao )
similarly, im fine with no "the answer" now despite being its #1 defender. theyd have to completely rework the 30:2 hour grinding to story ratio which is just not sustainable on a modern gameplay perspective. that also takes time.
its why i made this post actually. i somehow trust them, and i feel like most of us can stand to chill a little and have healthier expectations. as in not overbloated and not have the bar set in hell either (altho we should also do that too)
and i know, like anyone who's played this game, it means so much to so many people. and thats why its maybe impossible to please everyone, because its so many different things: a game that saved their life, a funny goofy lighthearted one where you catch demons, the most depressing persona game ever (altho i feel like p2 would beg to differ on that one-), or for me personally, a game that just made me cry man.
and because it means so much, everyone wants to see it be the best it can be!! and that means having hamuchan. i get that all of this riot energy is out of love for the game, really. but. yeah.
a remake seems like it's "less work to do" since the foundation's "already there" and i dont know how many people worked on p3re but like. i highly doubt theyre just sitting on their asses pissing off fans on purpose lol. (or maybe they are and im just too optimistic damn 😭)
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