#ultimate squishmallow

[the-ultimate-squish]

Welcome to the Ultimate Squishmallow Tournament!

PLEASE DO NOT BUY SQUISHMALLOWS IRL. If you do want to still purchase Squishmallows, buying them secondhand should still be okay. I made this blog before the CEO of Squishmallows made it aware that he is financially supporting Israel. More information/resources will be provided under the cut.

I will begin posting resources at the bottom of each poll. Any additional posts related to this will be tagged with #SquishBoycott ; while this is an important matter to keep up to date on and I urge you to continue your research/keep up to date on the matter as a whole outside of Squishmallows, I understand muting this tag for the sake of mental health, as this blog was originally created for fun away from the cruelties of the world. As a note this is not a part of the official boycott.

As of right now, I am not postponing the tournament but am open to doing so as the matter progresses.

This is a tournament to determine Tumblr's favorite squishmallow, inspired by accounts such as @webkinztournament, including all 2,000+ Squishmallows as seen on the wikipedia (which can be viewed here).

More info under the cut

Current Round

Round 2 will begin November 27 @ 12 A.M. EST and be posted every hour. Each poll will run for one week. Specific schedule for each matchup can be found here.

Resources

Squishmallow Alternatives + my current reasoning for the tournament (subject to change)

More info on the matter with sources

Official Boycott

If anyone has more resources please send them my way.

Exclusions

The only squishmallows that will not be considered for the tournament are licensed squads, unnamed squish, and any squish without a link on the wiki page. This last decision is due to the fact that I cannot find images or information on these squishes if they do not have a wiki page. A list will be provided here of all unincluded squish. If anyone would like to send a picture of said squish to be included, I will gladly do so! Otherwise, they basically don't exist anywhere I can find on the internet and will not be considered. Unnamed squishmallows and licensed squads will not be included regardless.

Pairings

For round 1, each squishmallow was randomly paired by spinning a wheel (this took actually forever). From there, winners will move on the face off the winner of the next pair, and then the winner of the next pair, and so on in a bracket. More information on each squish will be provided once there are less squish per round.

Ties

In the case of an even 50/50 tie, I (the host) will ask 3 irl friends that have not voted to break the tie.

Propaganda

You are welcome to send propaganda for your favorite squish via the ask box, by reblogging the poll, or @'ing this account. I will do my best to promote said propaganda on this page, tagged with #propaganda. Overall, please BE KIND. This is a tournament for fun and not meant to cause actual discourse.

Tags

#Announcement - Poll Announcements #SOT2023 - Squishmallow of Tumblr Poll #Propaganda - Propaganda for Squish #Not Poll - Other posts, likely reblogs. Will be used in this beginning week to promote the blog before voting begins, in attempt to get a bigger sample size

Additional tags will be tags for each round, such as SOT2023R1 (Squishmallow of Tumblr 2023 Round 1), the name of each 'mallow, and #Squishmallow #Squishmallows on one poll a day to avoid flooding (there are a lot of 'mallows). #tournament poll and #poll will also be used for sample size, as well as some other additional tags at least in the beginning. However, these are all the main ones to be used for navigations!

[alucardsathomewife]

Alucard with alot of plushies

Fluffy hair Alucard my beloved 💗

[iridescentmidnights]

You know what. It’s so messed up that there aren’t high quality Ben 10 alien plushies. Most I’ve seen are nightmare fuel and none are easy to get now. But they should’ve simplified the designs like fnaf does for its merch and sold plushies of every alien. I would collect those mfers like Pokémon and kids could hug their favorites. In fact if Ben 10 merch was more like fnaf it’d probably sell better 🤔 just make them cute and soft and I’d buy it

[theempressar]

Ultimate Warrior vs Tully Blanchard Survivor Series Showdown Nov 12th,...

This was a SURPRISINGLY GOOD MATCH! I hesitated on watching it because I thought for sure it was no contest...but the man held his own and didn't get pinned by UW!!

The brawl at the end is FAN-FRICKIN-TASTIC🤯🤯🤯

Bobby was SUPER ANIMATED in this one 😲😲😲

Here's a few not so happy Brain pics 😭

[yuukimiyas]

decided to treat myself to a lil chipotle after work & it was so so yummy!! ପ૮๑ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ๑ აଓ now i have my coziest jammies on & i think i'm gonna watch "to catch a thief" before i head to bed!! ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ ੈ♡‧₊˚ this is me sending you off w the best dreams & all of my love!! <333

[aetherdecember]

Encantober Day #27: Comfort

I need a Bruno squishmallow for comfort 🥺

[lesbiten]

today was a day of poor financial decisions but its okay because i got paid :) love wins in the end

[nanawritesit]

Choi San Boyfriend Headcanons!

listen, this man is my ultimate bias for a REASON. you are SO lucky if you have him as a boyfriend 😭

he’s a huge fan of PDA. holding hands, linking pinkies, having an arm around your waist, linking arms, hugging, and kissing are all things he’s comfortable doing in public (just pecks on the lips though, not full on making out LOL) he always has to be touching you in some way 🥰

he loves to play with your hair! no matter how long or short it is, he’ll always be running his fingers through it, twiddling with the ends, or ruffling it (if it’s long enough, he’ll even learn to braid it! it’s a very relaxing ritual that both of you love!)

and while kissing, his hands often end up tangled in your hair ;)

san isn’t really into big grand gestures of love… it’s the little things he does for you that let you know he loves you. he definitely has an “acts of service” love language!

he’ll wake you up when he notices your alarm doesn’t go off, brings you lunch while you’re at work, helps you with projects, carries your bag around for you while shopping… he does stuff like this without even thinking

i can’t imagine him yelling at you no matter how angry he might be. he’s very good at controlling his feelings so if he gets upset, he’ll just leave the room to give himself a moment to calm down before talking with you about the situation calmly and rationally

if you ever break a glass or plate of his, he’ll gently reassure you that it’s okay, it was just an accident, and first checks your hands for any injuries before helping you clean it up (cries in childhood trauma 😭)

you catch him just staring at you with a big dopey smile on his face ALL the time. and when you ask what’s wrong he goes “nothing, i just love looking at you.” 😊

he’s the best person to be around when you’re sad. (he is our comforting mountain after all!) he’ll never judge you, and instead just hold you tightly while you cry, whispering little reassurances and patting your back gently… after you calm down he’ll immediately offer to help you with whatever’s bothering you

he’s a big fan of the nickname “baby,” he uses it probably more than your actual name (i’m sorry if you hate it 😟)

“baby, come look at this!” “what’s wrong baby, do you need some help?” “i’m sorry you’re sad baby, everything will be okay.”

every once in a while he’ll let a “my love” slip, and when he’s begging for your attention he uses “honey” in a sickeningly sweet, whiny voice

he’ll never pass up an opportunity to tell you how beautiful you are. even when you’re bare-faced, have bed-head, and are wearing sweats, he thinks you’re absolutely stunning 🥰

you definitely don’t help with his plushy addiction… you buy him one like every week, and soon you both have to buy those nets that hold stuffed animals against the corner ceiling (oh god and if you ALSO love plushies??? your house will be DECKED OUT.)

that definitely wasn’t just a headcanon for me bc i have a squishmallow addiction ahahaha

he tries to act annoyed when you pester him while he’s reading, but he secretly thinks you’re super cute when you’re begging for his attention 🥺

wooyoung is so jealous of you for the longest time… you guys didn’t really get along until san locked you both in a room and told you to work out your differences 😀

which worked, surprisingly 😀 you both came out laughing up a storm and hanging off of each other

now you and wooyoung are besties. you even team up against san sometimes to bug him. he just corners you both and stares at you intensely, forcing you to look up at him to fluster you (he loves his little brats tho 💞)

we all know san needs to hold something to sleep… and i’m sorry if you like having room to yourself when you sleep, but that something is going to have to be you sometimes (cries in starfish sleeper)

maybe not every night, but at least once a week, he HAS to fall asleep with you in his arms

he always lets you lay your head on his shoulder while he does other tasks, in fact, he encourages you to!

like if you’re sitting next to him to relax, he’ll just reach over and push your head down to rest on his shoulder

he loves to paint your nails together 💅🏻 and do face masks!

when he’s away on tour, he’ll stay up all night talking to you if no one stops him (usually hongjoong has to lmaoooo)

speaking of which, he gets all flustered every time the members bring you up… he starts blushing and smiling like a fool 🥺

then he can’t stop himself from rambling on and on about how amazing you are ☺️

he also won’t stop flirting with you just because you’re dating

he’s constantly dropping pick up lines and hyping you up

like if you get all dressed up for a special event, his jaw will drop open and he’ll say something like “hey pretty lil thing, you come here often” 👀

and you’ll be like “san i’m literally your partner” 😑

he shares everything with you, without even thinking about it

snacks, drinks, hoodies… he’ll just hand them to you absentmindedly

at the end of the day, this boy would do literally anything just to see you smile. he thinks your smile is the prettiest sight in the world. he believes you deserve the world and wants nothing more than to give it to you 💞

[heylookomegas]

Warlords And Courting Gifts

Dracule Mihawk

VERY high standards. What else did you expect?

He will accept flowers personally arranged by the alpha, books specific to his interests and fine wine at the beginning of the relationship. 

Nest supplies like blankets and pillows are something he’s far too specific about to accept as a gift.

Will only allow clothes and jewelry to be given once the relationship has become official. 

Don’t skimp and get him something cheap or simple, he wants gold, rubies and silk all over!

He deserves to be treated like a princess doesn’t he?

Do well enough and you might be able to get away with calling him that too.

Bartholomew Kuma

Blankets, pillows and bears oh my!

Is too much of a minimalist to want anything extravagant.

But some soft blankets and teddy bears will always result in a smile from him.

This is a man who doesn’t believe it’s possible to own too many squishmallows.

He also likes baked goods like muffins pies.

Sweet things for a sweet man.

Crocodile 

Why would you do this to yourself?

Crocodile makes a point of buying himself everything he wants as he wants it and is as extra about it as possible.

The only way for an alpha to court him with gifts is through home made crafts.

Which you gotta have some serious balls to go through with.

Really the fact that someone walked right up to him with crap they made at home is an impressive enough show of confidence to peak his curiosity in and of itself.

Gecko Moria

Too charmed over being genuinely courted like he’s some sweet little twenty year old instead of a single parent over fifty to care too much about what he’s actually being gifted.

As long as it’s evident that thought was put into the gift, he’s over the moon about it.

He’ll accept plushie bats, antique buttons, dark flowers and really anything that vaguely fits with his aesthetic.

He also has a weakness for salted caramel candy.

Just don’t get him an onion plant.

That shit was only funny the first time.

Doflamingo

Well at least what he wants is simple.

The corpses of his enemies make the perfect courting gift.

Even better if they’ve got just enough life in them for him to torture it out personally.

If the body has his initials carved into it you might even get a genuine thank you.

For the ultimate gift, make it a theatrical execution complete with special effects. 

Jinbe

Either the best or worse case scenario on the list depending on your point of view.

Jinbei doesn’t want gifts.

He’ll take small things like food or a bottle of something, but he’ll just pay it back later.

He doesn’t like the idea that he can be bought or dazzled, so expensive gifts make him uncomfortable.

The best gift you can give Jinbei is your presence.

(Or a bit of original poetry if you’d really like to speed things up.)

[ctitan98official]

@idcjustletmescroll : Hey boss it's me again. it's 12 A.M. and I just had the idea to request a request. Could you write RE8 ladies' (Donna, Dimitrescus and Miranda) thoughts and reaction to a y/n who suddenly becomes obsessed with Squishmallows and even gives them one from their collection?

I love squishmallows! I have a doggy on my bed :) Let’s get into it!

Alcina:

Alcina loves how Y/N goes through different phases of liking stuff. Y/N gets so excited when they become obsessed with something new and she loves to hear them tell her about it.

Y/N has a growing collection of squishmallows because of Alcina. (She’s an enabler).

Alcina is touched when Y/N gifts her one of their favorite squishmallows. Y/N knows she’ll take good care of it and sometimes, Alci even sleeps with it in her arms.

This is the squishmallow Alcina gets from Y/N:

A Dragon (For obvious reasons XD)

Donna:

Donna completely understands why Y/N is obsessed with these little plushies.

She has a couple of her own. She tried to make one, but she just doesn’t have the right materials. The plushie she did make still turned out adorable, though.

Donna actually gets a bit teary-eyed when Y/N gives her their favorite squishmallow. It’s the ultimate proof of how much Y/N trusts her.

This is the squishmallow Donna gets from Y/N:

A black panther (I just like the idea of a dark and stealthy animal for her)

Mother Miranda:

As much as Miranda tries to act indifferent, she finds Y/N’s fascination with these little toys adorable.

Y/N frequently walks into their bedroom to find a new plush that Miranda picked out just for them.

The priestess feels her heart warm at the fact that Y/N wants to share one of their plushies with her. Miranda gives Y/N a big kiss on the forehead and tells them she’ll guard the squishmallow with her life.

This is the squishmallow Miranda gets from Y/N:

A bluejay (Hehe, birb. I couldn’t find any crow squishmallows, unfortunately)

Bela:

Bela is a fan of snuggles. She is a little miffed that there are so many squishmallows on the bed that she can’t get to Y/N as easily now.

Bela does like to prop herself up with a couple and read.

Bela grins at Y/N and pinches their cheek when they give her one of their squishmallows. Now, she has her own little friend to cuddle with… Y/N’s the one who gets a little jealous this time.

This is the squishmallow that Bela gets from Y/N:

A lion (I like the golden color of it and Bela is fierce, y'all)

Cassandra:

Cass actually bought a squishmallow for Y/N from Duke… That started the little crackhead on their quest to get more.

One day, Cass walks into her room to find Y/N snuggled into a huge pile of squishmallows. She laughed really hard, but thought it was quite cute.

Cass legit sobbed on Y/N’s shoulder for 30 minutes when they gave her their fave squishmallow… Y/N began laughing, but Cass punched them in the shoulder and threatened no sex for a week so they quickly shut up.

This is the squishmallow that Cass gets from Y/N:

A bear (Cute little teddy holding honey, ‘cause she’s so sweet… But only to Y/N)

Daniela:

Dani is just as much of a squishmallow fanatic as Y/N is. She likes to get into bed and have Y/N hold her while she snuggles her head into the plush toys.

Dani and Y/N like to do those slow-mo squishmallow bounce TikToks where they rate the squishiness of each plushie. (I love those. Look them up if you haven’t seen them and are interested!)

When Y/N gives Dani one of their favorite squishmallows, they might as well have been asking her to marry them. Dani knows that they’ll be together forever now.

This is the squishmallow that Dani gets from Y/N:

A Shiba Inu (Ah, yes. Meme doggo fits Dani perfectly if you ask me!)

Masterlist

[vethbrenatto]

the bad kids performed the ultimate atrocity this episode when they burned Maryann’s squishmallow

[star-crossed-mid]

A family doesn't need to be a husband, a wife, a daughter, and a son.

Sometimes a family is a group of star-based zodiac celestial beings that consists of:

a fish themed celestial being who lost their immortality and takes YOLO too literally

a war-torn human turned god

a demi-god (who found out late in the story that he was adopted)

the wine aunt who is still grieving their ex and may also be the god of wisdom/clairvoyance but can't make a smart decision

the strawberry cow song + bitch im a cow song personified and merged with parental issues

a god who sleeps through anything, and everything, and owns 200+ squishmallows

the slayyy girlboss gaslight gatekeep demon spawn pretending to be holy

the dude who may have accidentally summoned the ultimate evil and feels an endless amount of guilt about it, the consequences of this event accidentally creating more cycles of punishment. They also have a ponytail

a god whose mental health is a broken mirror and will have a breakdown if any minor inconvenience happens like dropping their slice of pie on the ground also hes like 2?? ppl

a crab who likes keychains

a dude who can feel the heat of his past actions

an allmighty god with enough power to wipe reality at a snap of his fingers and happens to have the personality of a cat stuck in a tree

and their ex-god turned human friend with an affinity for the stars, that they harass on a weekly basis after work hours.

I love dysfunctional found families

all i can imagine is that one vine of the dude climbing on top of the fridge and saying 'this house is a fucking nightmare' in each story all 13 of these mfs are in the mansion.

[lostperson]

No one can understand how much I need to use Humphrey's head as a plushie while I sleep. The ultimate squishmallow.

[theblueblurhero]

"the ultimate squishmallow...."

[alovelymoonbeam]

Ok so I’ve been crocheting a giant Sniffer plushie, and I’ve been plotting to make it The Ultimate Plushie. It’s gonna be weighted, I’m going to be using squishmallow stuffing, and I just barely realized I could use aroma beads to make it scented which I’m so excited to do. It’s literally going to be the best thing I’ve ever made I’m so excited!!! I couldn’t work on it for a while cause I needed more yarn and had no money but I got a hobby lobby gift card from my boss for Christmas and I’m ready to do this! I will absolutely be taking pictures and yelling about it when I’m done lol.

[princessherogirl]

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